[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 嗯 [00:00:05] 闻太师龙庭陈十策呀 [00:00:08] 眼看朝廷啊 [00:00:09] 这个正气就上来了 [00:00:13] 这个邪气就要被打下去了 [00:00:17] 文武百官无不庆幸 [00:00:20] 恰恰就在这时候 [00:00:22] 东海的平民往返了 [00:00:26] 闻太师啊 [00:00:27] 跟黄飞虎商量 [00:00:29] 谁去评定这个东海 [00:00:32] 黄飞虎自爆费用 [00:00:35] 说老太师 [00:00:36] 您刚回来啊 [00:00:38] 一路劳顿 [00:00:40] 这仗打了十多年 [00:00:42] 好不容易奏凯还朝 [00:00:44] 朝廷里还这么一大堆事儿 [00:00:47] 梅林那 [00:00:49] 在这儿支撑着 [00:00:51] 那简直这个朝廷就算完了 [00:00:55] 还是啊 [00:00:56] 您那 [00:00:58] 守住钊哥 [00:01:00] 该办什么事儿 [00:01:01] 办什么事儿 [00:01:03] 那么协助皇帝呢 [00:01:05] 重整朝纲 [00:01:07] 末将我去 [00:01:10] 闻太师一听 [00:01:12] 黄飞虎说的呀 [00:01:13] 头头是道 [00:01:15] 确实 [00:01:16] 自己也应该啊 [00:01:18] 在朝歌城休整一番 [00:01:21] 还有一样啊 [00:01:22] 闻太师不放心 [00:01:25] 他不放心什么 [00:01:27] 他知道吾成王黄飞虎 [00:01:30] 那可以说是万将难敌呀 [00:01:33] 那是朝哥的一位大帅 [00:01:37] 武艺确实高强啊 [00:01:39] 垮下的五色神牛 [00:01:41] 手里的金钻提炉枪 [00:01:45] 一提黄飞虎 [00:01:47] 那是 [00:01:48] 人人称赞 [00:01:52] 是凡事 [00:01:53] 论刀跨马 [00:01:55] 两军阵前打过仗的武将 [00:01:58] 没有一个不赞成、不钦佩的 [00:02:03] 但有一样武城王本事再大 [00:02:06] 武夷再高 [00:02:09] 他只是 [00:02:10] 一个血肉之躯啊 [00:02:13] 他远不是东陵王的对手 [00:02:17] 东邻王啊 [00:02:18] 会倒数啊 [00:02:21] 闻太师最清楚啦 [00:02:24] 这个人是呼风唤雨 [00:02:26] 撒豆成兵 [00:02:27] 搬山挪海 [00:02:28] 居神遣将 [00:02:30] 那只要抓起 [00:02:31] 把沙子划一下 [00:02:33] 他冲你这么一阳 [00:02:36] 一霎时就可以变成变D [00:02:39] 千军万马 [00:02:42] 就把你给弄糊涂啦 [00:02:44] 如果他再打不过你 [00:02:45] 他回去糊一脸子纸人纸马 [00:02:48] 然后贴上符咒 [00:02:51] 哎 [00:02:52] 念这么几句咒语 [00:02:54] 就杀到两军镇上来了 [00:02:58] 就把敌将杀得大败 [00:03:00] 这个人非常不好对付 [00:03:02] 也只有闻太师能够降住他呀 [00:03:06] 文中心想 [00:03:07] 我要不去 [00:03:09] 他肯定啊 [00:03:10] 帅军就杀到朝哥来 [00:03:13] 那可就麻烦了 [00:03:15] 那么自己又不好意思说说 [00:03:17] 你远飞是东凌王的对手 [00:03:20] 最好你别去 [00:03:22] 那至于让武城王多下不来台呀 [00:03:25] 所以呢 [00:03:26] 闻太师告诉他 [00:03:28] 虽然我唠了一点 [00:03:29] 但是我身体还可以 [00:03:32] 不过呢 [00:03:33] 使我不放心的 [00:03:35] 就是这十个条款 [00:03:38] 啊 [00:03:38] 一一都要把它落下去 [00:03:42] 有几条啊 [00:03:43] 皇上已经答应了 [00:03:45] 还有几条儿还能玄哲呢 [00:03:47] 你像什么扁妲姬啊 [00:03:49] 拆露台呀 [00:03:50] 杀费仲游魂呐 [00:03:53] 这个是 [00:03:53] 皇上根本就没点头 [00:03:56] 我知道我应该啊 [00:03:58] 在这儿啊 [00:04:00] do 里一翻 [00:04:01] 但是现在不行勒 [00:04:03] 非走不可呀 [00:04:05] 十万火急 [00:04:07] 那军兵作战 [00:04:09] 那可不能视作等闲呐 [00:04:13] 慢条斯理儿 [00:04:13] 稳稳当当 [00:04:14] 四平八稳 [00:04:15] 那怎么能行呢 [00:04:18] 所以闻太师 [00:04:20] 准备了一番进攻 [00:04:22] 那么辞别纣王 [00:04:24] 哎哟 [00:04:25] 把纣王给乐的呀 [00:04:28] 脸上都开了花啦 [00:04:31] 他甭提多高兴了 [00:04:33] 这网不住的 [00:04:35] 仰起脸来看天呐 [00:04:37] 什么意思 [00:04:38] 纣王心想 [00:04:40] 哎呀 [00:04:41] 天助我也啊 [00:04:44] 他正在发愁呢 [00:04:46] 闻太师提的这十条儿 [00:04:49] 哪个不办也不行啊 [00:04:52] 最让他揪心裂肺 [00:04:55] 那就是扁了打几拆了露台 [00:04:59] 还有他那心爱俩大臣呢 [00:05:02] 不能展呐 [00:05:04] 他正在想 [00:05:05] 逐一怎么能够说服闻太师 [00:05:08] 哎 [00:05:08] 您陈十策 [00:05:10] 寡人我答应七条儿还不行吗 [00:05:13] 内三条啊 [00:05:14] 就那么地吧 [00:05:16] 但是他不敢直说 [00:05:18] 怕太失火喽 [00:05:20] 她惧怕太师手里的那条金边 [00:05:25] 那文采是真急了 [00:05:27] 那康康上来真能给他两遍呢 [00:05:31] 那这我哪受得了啊 [00:05:33] 现在一听说东林往返了呵 [00:05:38] 他乐了 [00:05:39] 纣王心想 [00:05:40] 最好全返闻太师 [00:05:43] 打完了东边打西边儿啊 [00:05:45] 然后南征北战 [00:05:46] 哎 [00:05:47] 他永远不回来 [00:05:48] 那寡人多自由啊 [00:05:50] 可是嘴里不能这么说 [00:05:53] 表面也不能带出来 [00:05:55] 哎呀 [00:05:56] 太湿啊 [00:05:58] 远征归来 [00:06:00] 保守鞍马之劳啊 [00:06:02] 为国分忧 [00:06:04] 还没得休息几日 [00:06:06] 又远征东海 [00:06:08] 这寡人怎能放心呢 [00:06:11] 寡人也不安心呐 [00:06:13] 哎哟 [00:06:14] 说着说着 [00:06:15] 这王眼圈红了 [00:06:17] 你看 [00:06:18] 这几年他守着打击纣王这本事见长 [00:06:22] 啊 [00:06:23] 也能够说哭就哭 [00:06:25] 说笑就笑了 [00:06:26] 她的眼泪也挺方便 [00:06:29] 就是这么几句话呀 [00:06:30] 嗨 [00:06:32] 闻太师心里头非常激动啊 [00:06:36] 万岁还是关心惦念老陈的呀 [00:06:41] 但是请万岁放心 [00:06:43] 这次老陈出征 [00:06:45] 多则一年 [00:06:47] 少则半载 [00:06:48] 平定东海之后 [00:06:51] 立刻班师 [00:06:53] 回朝理政啊 [00:06:55] 哎呀 [00:06:56] 太湿啊 [00:06:58] 你不能说走就走 [00:07:00] 寡人要设宴为太史监刑 [00:07:04] 啊 [00:07:04] 就在这个占星楼上大排筵宴 [00:07:09] 怎么不在那露台上啊 [00:07:11] 这王多了个心眼儿啊 [00:07:13] 哎 [00:07:13] 他不敢把闻太师啊给领着露台去 [00:07:18] 万一他瞅这路才别扭呢 [00:07:21] 我哪能在这儿吃饭呢 [00:07:22] 啊 [00:07:23] 你这个露台 [00:07:25] 适用人民的血汗堆积起来的 [00:07:28] 这么这吧 [00:07:29] 我晚去几天东海 [00:07:31] 万岁 [00:07:32] 你先把它拆了得了 [00:07:34] 你这不麻烦了吗 [00:07:35] 所以在摘星楼啊 [00:07:38] 文武百官陪宴 [00:07:42] 这就算给太师践行了 [00:07:45] 过了三天 [00:07:46] 闻太师亲统大军四十万一声炮响 [00:07:52] 离开朝歌城 [00:07:54] 文武百官在长亭相送 [00:07:58] 免不了的呢 [00:07:59] 就是互相都要嘱咐一番 [00:08:03] 阿姨是多多保重 [00:08:05] 二是闻太师告诉黄飞虎 [00:08:09] 还有微子启 [00:08:11] 微子言 [00:08:12] 这些为大臣你们都不要钱 [00:08:15] 口不严呐 [00:08:17] 啊 [00:08:17] 见到万岁有什么不对的地方 [00:08:20] 你们就应该秉忠 [00:08:21] 直谏 [00:08:22] 不要怕啊 [00:08:25] 有老夫为大家做主啊 [00:08:29] 说到这儿 [00:08:30] 他不禁边往起这么一举 [00:08:32] 这大家都明白了 [00:08:34] 他也是受托孤之重啊 [00:08:36] 可有些人心里有数 [00:08:38] 新说您在这儿啊 [00:08:41] 万岁都不一定听您走了 [00:08:44] 我们说 [00:08:46] 谁说的动啊 [00:08:48] 但谁能说这样的话呀 [00:08:52] 世闻太师不高兴啊 [00:08:54] 都得点头称是呗 [00:08:56] 太史跨上墨麒麟 [00:08:59] 带着人拿走了 [00:09:02] 闻太师刚离开了朝歌城 [00:09:06] 皇宫中的纣王天子带领着世尘 [00:09:11] 把那个刨刨出来了 [00:09:14] 哎呀 [00:09:15] 快 [00:09:15] 我说啊 [00:09:16] 去看看那泡长锈了没有 [00:09:20] 哎呀 [00:09:20] 万岁 [00:09:21] 这才买起来几天呢 [00:09:23] 长不了秀 [00:09:24] 嗯 [00:09:24] 好好重新把它擦擦 [00:09:26] 然后呃 [00:09:27] 立在那个垫钱呢 [00:09:28] 对这东西啊 [00:09:30] 管用啊 [00:09:32] 有些个多说 [00:09:33] 爱到的那些大臣一看这个 [00:09:36] 哎 [00:09:36] 他想说几句什么 [00:09:38] 他也就不敢言语了 [00:09:39] 呃 [00:09:39] 把那个被褥子都都都卷起来 [00:09:41] 听见没有 [00:09:43] 把那肉林呐 [00:09:43] 就是闪出闪出来呢 [00:09:45] 板子全拆了 [00:09:47] 把九尺都量出来或恢复原样啊 [00:09:52] 然后纣王跑到妲己的面前 [00:09:56] 他高宗打击与其 [00:09:59] 你不要说病了 [00:10:01] 你也不要再不敢见人啦 [00:10:03] 有寡人给你做主 [00:10:05] 姐姐好好熟悉熟悉 [00:10:09] 打地球万岁 [00:10:12] 您不是说让我少露面 [00:10:14] 为上马 [00:10:16] 最好哪儿也别去 [00:10:18] 哎 [00:10:19] 就在我这间小屋子里边儿呆着 [00:10:22] 也不让我梳洗打扮 [00:10:24] 您今儿怎么着 [00:10:25] 哎 [00:10:26] 语气有所不知啊 [00:10:28] 啊闻太师啊 [00:10:30] 领兵远征上东海打仗去了 [00:10:34] 现在呀 [00:10:35] 杂又自由啦 [00:10:37] 与其 [00:10:39] 你就只管晚安吧 [00:10:41] 坦实就那个脾气 [00:10:43] 哎 [00:10:44] 另外这也不赖 [00:10:45] 稳重啊 [00:10:46] 肯定有人在闻太师面前说了寡人的坏话 [00:10:52] 啊 [00:10:52] 讲究了预期呢 [00:10:55] 所以态势稳重 [00:10:57] 他才这么大的火气 [00:10:59] 因为他 [00:11:00] 他不了解情况啊 [00:11:02] 这不是他走了吗 [00:11:04] 咱们该唱就唱 [00:11:06] 爱跳就跳啊 [00:11:08] 皇宫之中怎能没有管乐之声呢 [00:11:14] 吩咐侍臣 [00:11:16] 在露台上 [00:11:18] 大白酒宴 [00:11:20] He [00:11:22] 就在当天晚上啊 [00:11:24] 露台上灯火辉煌 [00:11:28] 歌声阵阵 [00:11:29] 好吗 [00:11:31] 好多大臣那离老远手遮凉棚往宫中看了看 [00:11:38] 只落得长叹一声啊 [00:11:41] 我们这位万岁爷 [00:11:43] 外甥打灯笼 [00:11:45] 照旧啊 [00:11:47] 这往大了三天 [00:11:49] 还有点儿不尽兴 [00:11:53] 他跟大姐商量商量 [00:11:55] 什么呀与其呀 [00:11:57] 闻太师回来 [00:11:58] 这几天可把雨期你给难为坏了 [00:12:02] 也把寡人我呀 [00:12:05] 憋闷得够呛 [00:12:07] 这次我呢想乐呵乐呵 [00:12:11] 哎 [00:12:13] 我想率文武在御花园 [00:12:16] 赏花 [00:12:18] 因为在御花园里种着很多的牡丹 [00:12:21] 现在正是牡丹开放之时 [00:12:25] 我想率文武在御花园中啊饮酒赏花 [00:12:32] 与其 [00:12:33] 呃 [00:12:33] 你看如何呀 [00:12:35] 那最好啊 [00:12:37] 你也能陪寡人千瓦 [00:12:41] 妲己一听 [00:12:42] 恐怕多有不便吧 [00:12:45] 万岁 [00:12:46] 臣妾我就不去了 [00:12:48] 但是您这个花园赏花呀 [00:12:51] 开开心还是对的 [00:12:53] 确实这几天 [00:12:55] 委屈了我主万岁 [00:12:58] 呵呵 [00:12:59] 知我者只有与其米亚 [00:13:03] 说完了纣王船只 [00:13:06] 让文武百官明天晚上跟他一块儿御花园赏花 [00:13:12] 大家心里不痛快 [00:13:14] 不痛快也得去呀 [00:13:16] 谁拗得过他呀 [00:13:18] 他是皇上啊 [00:13:20] He [00:13:21] 还没等到掌灯时分呢 [00:13:23] 文武百官陆陆续续来到御花园 [00:13:27] 有的大臣呐 [00:13:29] 还没进过这御花园 [00:13:31] 刚进来这么一看呐 [00:13:33] 哎哟 [00:13:35] 这地方这么漂亮 [00:13:38] 皇帝加这个御花园漂亮到什么份儿上呢 [00:13:42] 先说说他这个景致吧 [00:13:45] 那真称得起是祥光蔼蔼罩龙楼啊 [00:13:48] 瑞气腾腾锁玉户 [00:13:51] 万紫千红映亭台 [00:13:54] 飞禽走兽明代1万 [00:13:57] 凤尾竹竹林里边藏着白鸟 [00:14:00] 鹤鹿同春 [00:14:01] 隐藏在芭蕉林中 [00:14:05] 只见那牡丹园是蜂蝶飞舞啊 [00:14:09] 水阁下盘绕鸳鸯 [00:14:13] 那可真是四时不谢花争艳 [00:14:15] 八九长春草更青啊 [00:14:18] 看了牡丹 [00:14:19] 堪称为百花之主 [00:14:21] 姹紫嫣红 [00:14:24] 那是花中之王啊 [00:14:26] 哎哟 [00:14:28] 人言蓬莱是仙境啊 [00:14:31] 他怎么能比得上皇帝家的御花园呢 [00:14:35] 金桥流碧水 [00:14:37] 海棠醉迎风啊 [00:14:40] 好漂亮的御花园噢 [00:14:43] 啊 [00:14:44] 就在这御花园牡丹亭中摆下了酒宴 [00:14:49] He [00:14:49] 纣王啊 [00:14:50] 非常高兴 [00:14:52] 有好多人就猜透了纣王的心思 [00:14:57] 闻太师回来这几天把他憋屈的够呛 [00:15:00] 今儿个他要放松放松 [00:15:03] 哎 [00:15:03] 大家进来先得建价呀 [00:15:06] 见完价 [00:15:08] 站起来一看哪 [00:15:11] 有些官员 [00:15:13] 憋不住要笑 [00:15:15] 乐什么呀 [00:15:17] 只见在纣王身旁有两位大臣 [00:15:21] 一位头上啊弄 [00:15:23] 一块玲子缠着 [00:15:26] 一位呀 [00:15:27] 能要布包着 [00:15:30] 哎 [00:15:30] 特别是这游魂 [00:15:34] 油混着鼻子 [00:15:36] 让闻太师那一个冲天炮给打扁了 [00:15:40] 哎哟 [00:15:42] 那骨科的大夫啊 [00:15:44] 费了好大的力气呀 [00:15:46] 才算把他这个鼻梁子那些小骨头都拼在一块儿了 [00:15:53] 但是没消肿啊 [00:15:55] 你眼睛啊 [00:15:57] 就剩了一条缝啊 [00:15:59] He 俩人在纣王身旁斟酒布菜 [00:16:03] 还紧着忙活呢 [00:16:05] 嘿 [00:16:06] 所以啊 [00:16:08] 有些大臣想了 [00:16:10] 了 [00:16:11] 他们这形象太惨了 [00:16:13] 怎么这模样就这模样还来呀 [00:16:17] 不来不行啊 [00:16:19] 纣王啊 [00:16:19] 派人 [00:16:21] 三次探望费仲游魂 [00:16:24] 把他们接进宫来安抚了一番呐 [00:16:29] 啊 [00:16:29] 今天晚上让这二位也出席了 [00:16:33] 唉 [00:16:34] 费仲尤浑那 [00:16:35] 那几胸脯又拔起来了 [00:16:38] 哎 [00:16:39] 主要现在幽魂那视力差点 [00:16:43] 因为眼睛还没消肿呢 [00:16:46] 说话的声音呢 [00:16:47] 有点儿变化 [00:16:49] 你别看声音有变化 [00:16:51] 但是呢 [00:16:52] 呃 [00:16:53] 为了在纣王面前表现自己 [00:16:57] 哎 [00:16:57] 他还紧着值得不啊 [00:16:59] 那个 [00:17:00] 呃 [00:17:00] 万岁 [00:17:01] 这个 [00:17:01] 您换这大悲吧 [00:17:04] 大伙儿一听 [00:17:05] 怎么这味儿啊 [00:17:07] 哦 [00:17:08] 是让那鼻子闹的 [00:17:10] 周王啊 [00:17:11] 跟这些纯纯在这儿就算喝上啦 [00:17:14] 哎 [00:17:14] 一喝上酒啊 [00:17:15] 有些人也就不想那么多了 [00:17:19] 哎 [00:17:20] 这酒是越喝越高兴 [00:17:23] 也有的人呐 [00:17:24] 呃 [00:17:25] 打定主意了 [00:17:26] 打什么主意啊 [00:17:28] 不喝白不喝 [00:17:29] 干脆喝吧 [00:17:31] 什么时候啊 [00:17:32] 皇上喝累了 [00:17:33] 说你们都回去吧 [00:17:35] 就把他们打发了就得了 [00:17:37] 实际这是为了皇帝自己开心 [00:17:40] 让我们大伙儿来陪着 [00:17:42] 哎 [00:17:42] 这尽在不言中吧 [00:17:44] 这推杯换盏 [00:17:46] 朝往左上手啊 [00:17:49] 做的是微子启 [00:17:51] 微子衍 [00:17:52] 哎 [00:17:53] 那是他的哥哥呀 [00:17:54] 又下手呢 [00:17:56] 世武成王黄飞虎 [00:17:58] 哎 [00:17:59] 桌子前边儿啊拉了两个恒正 [00:18:03] 费仲尤浑 [00:18:04] 其实按他们的职位啊 [00:18:06] 不够到这个皇帝桌子上来内资格 [00:18:12] 这是纣王啊 [00:18:12] 诚心这么安排的 [00:18:15] 就说这二位啊 [00:18:16] 受了委屈了 [00:18:17] 让闻太师暴打一顿 [00:18:19] 行啦 [00:18:20] 今天呐 [00:18:21] 就赐他们个座位吧 [00:18:24] 所以这俩呢 [00:18:25] 再下手作陪 [00:18:28] 这顿酒直喝到阿骨打三更 [00:18:32] 大家觉得啊 [00:18:34] 也差不多了 [00:18:35] 万岁也尽兴了 [00:18:37] 呆会儿 [00:18:38] 这酒席就算散了 [00:18:41] 可是还没等散席呢 [00:18:43] 忽然间呢起了这么一阵狂风 [00:18:47] 这风刮得有点邪性 [00:18:49] 现在啊 [00:18:51] 纣王身边的这些大臣 [00:18:54] 宫廷里头那些太建功哥才女们几乎都做了病了 [00:18:59] 别的不怕 [00:19:00] 就怕起风 [00:19:02] 因为这几场大风啊 [00:19:04] 刮得都有点邪性 [00:19:07] 只要一刮风 [00:19:09] 哎 [00:19:09] 整个大活人就给刮没了 [00:19:12] 你想找都没地儿找去 [00:19:15] 这今儿又起风了 [00:19:17] 是怎么回事儿啊