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[00:00:01] 道德三皇五帝
[00:00:07] 功名夏侯商周
[00:00:11] 五霸七雄闹春秋
[00:00:15] 顷刻兴亡过手
[00:00:18] 青史几行名姓
[00:00:21] 北邙
[00:00:22] 无数荒丘
[00:00:25] 前人撒种后人收
[00:00:28] 无非是笼蒸
[00:00:31] 胡豆
[00:00:35] 1924年25年乃至26 年
[00:00:39] 是个多事之秋啊
[00:00:43] 那个政治舞台上的人呐
[00:00:45] 轮流坐庄
[00:00:47] 跟走马灯一样
[00:00:51] 现在换来换去
[00:00:52] 又换成了张作霖
[00:00:55] 东北的胡帅
[00:00:58] 这张作霖现在率领大兵进驻北京
[00:01:04] 他也住进中南海
[00:01:07] 春风得意啊
[00:01:09] 是故地重游
[00:01:13] 这人啊
[00:01:14] 凭心常热
[00:01:16] 想起来新房楼啦
[00:01:19] 在百忙之中抽出时间来想解解馋
[00:01:24] 也想见见栾蒲包
[00:01:27] 谁到新房楼花
[00:01:31] 这是圣神一样
[00:01:33] 谁敢得罪哪个不打溜须
[00:01:37] 列队迎接
[00:01:40] 张作霖身穿着便装
[00:01:43] 脑门儿倍儿亮
[00:01:44] 鼻子头闪光
[00:01:46] 咳嗽一声
[00:01:47] 都是二踢脚似的天堂
[00:01:51] 怎么了
[00:01:52] 心情舒畅
[00:01:55] 哎
[00:01:56] 满脸都是笑纹
[00:01:58] 到了新房喽
[00:02:00] 先找栾蒲包
[00:02:02] 栾蒲包是受宠若惊啊
[00:02:06] 就差磕头了
[00:02:08] 大帅欢迎大帅呀
[00:02:12] 大帅旗开得胜
[00:02:14] 马到成功
[00:02:16] 赏点又到了
[00:02:17] 我的心疯喽
[00:02:19] 我们全体同仁非常欢迎
[00:02:22] 大帅里边请
[00:02:25] 哈哈哈哈哈哈
[00:02:28] 妈了个巴子哎
[00:02:32] 我说啊
[00:02:33] 乱跑啊
[00:02:35] 我可真有点想你啊
[00:02:38] 我说这话你信不信
[00:02:41] 就指挥战斗的时候a
[00:02:44] 我在那儿战壕里头呆着
[00:02:47] 我还想到新房喽
[00:02:49] 想到你栾蒲包
[00:02:52] 我真想把你拉起来给我讲个笑话
[00:02:56] 让我开开心a
[00:02:59] 今儿个又见着面儿了
[00:03:01] 嗯
[00:03:02] 事隔几年
[00:03:04] 新房楼还是新房喽
[00:03:07] 啊啊
[00:03:08] 老面孔还是老面孔
[00:03:12] 见着你我太高兴啦
[00:03:15] 让我瞅瞅
[00:03:18] 老弟啊
[00:03:19] 甭说旁的我张某人在落难之时啊
[00:03:25] 我打了
[00:03:25] 在哪
[00:03:27] 哎
[00:03:27] 你没小瞧我
[00:03:30] 就在这新房喽
[00:03:32] 你还白酒给我接风
[00:03:35] 还举行什么欢迎宴会
[00:03:38] 给我的印象可太深刻
[00:03:42] 我不懂什么叫投桃报李
[00:03:46] 也不懂得什么叫受人点水恩
[00:03:50] 当徐涌泉报
[00:03:52] 我他妈就懂得哥们够意思啊
[00:03:56] 够意思
[00:03:57] 瞧得起我
[00:03:58] 老张没有落井下石
[00:04:02] 我就忘不了你啊
[00:04:04] 哈哈哈哈
[00:04:09] 张作霖说的话不多
[00:04:13] 真是从肺腑说出来的
[00:04:16] 你别看是胡帅
[00:04:18] 当初投身绿银
[00:04:21] 但是
[00:04:22] 张作霖这人很讲义气
[00:04:24] 心肠挺热
[00:04:27] 别看他表面粗
[00:04:28] 也热心肠
[00:04:31] 栾蒲包是深受感动
[00:04:35] 说到这啊
[00:04:36] 咱得多少介绍两句
[00:04:39] 为什么开头再说了
[00:04:42] 24 年25 年26 年是多事之秋
[00:04:46] 哎呀
[00:04:47] 乱马人花
[00:04:48] 今儿他来了
[00:04:49] 明儿他来了
[00:04:51] 乱得不可开交
[00:04:54] 上门书再说
[00:04:56] 大元帅
[00:04:57] 革命先驱孙中山先生
[00:05:01] 1924年12月31 到了北京
[00:05:07] He 张作霖会谈
[00:05:10] 还共同发表了元旦公告
[00:05:14] 他转过年来
[00:05:16] 1925 年3月12
[00:05:20] 上午09 :30
[00:05:24] 孙先生于世
[00:05:26] 长辞
[00:05:28] 震惊国内外一代先驱
[00:05:32] 闭上了眼睛
[00:05:35] 全国为之嚎啕大哭
[00:05:39] 孙先生医生奔走于革命
[00:05:44] 哪有他个人的私事
[00:05:47] 医生的辛劳
[00:05:49] 一世的奔走
[00:05:51] 为革命牺牲奋斗
[00:05:55] 59 啊
[00:05:57] 这人就不在了
[00:05:58] 据说
[00:06:00] 孙先生临危之时
[00:06:03] 还念念不忘国家
[00:06:06] 用粤语、普通话乃至英语还说呢
[00:06:11] 救救中国呀
[00:06:14] 救救中国民族
[00:06:17] 一定要振兴
[00:06:19] 中国一定要强盛
[00:06:22] 这才合上了眼睛
[00:06:25] 全国处于悲哀之中啊
[00:06:28] 这是个大事儿
[00:06:30] 那么
[00:06:31] 对张作霖来说
[00:06:33] 是喜事儿
[00:06:35] 张作霖一看
[00:06:38] 冯玉祥出国啦
[00:06:40] 曹锟倒台了
[00:06:43] 吴佩孚扒了绑了
[00:06:45] 孙中山也死了
[00:06:48] 就剩下个蒋介石
[00:06:50] 他算个几儿啊a
[00:06:53] 该着我老张一桶天下
[00:06:58] 他是春风得意啊
[00:07:01] 马上进兵北京
[00:07:03] 控制了华北大部分地区
[00:07:07] 张作霖能不高兴吗
[00:07:10] 现在张作霖一手遮天
[00:07:13] 没把蒋介石看在眼里头什么北伐军
[00:07:16] 呸
[00:07:17] 架不住我一招
[00:07:20] 现在我手中握着枪杆子
[00:07:22] 天使王大我是王二
[00:07:25] 所以
[00:07:25] 张作霖放心大胆的
[00:07:28] 成立了安国军军政府
[00:07:33] 他自封
[00:07:35] 安国君军政府陆海军大元帅总司令
[00:07:42] 这家他眼里头没人了
[00:07:45] 谁他也不咋
[00:07:47] 谁他也不怕
[00:07:50] 他成立了军政府之后
[00:07:52] 跑到中南海去办公
[00:07:54] a 张作霖在德霞的时候
[00:07:58] 这才来到新丰楼
[00:08:01] 闲言少叙啊
[00:08:03] 单说栾蒲包
[00:08:05] 众人众星捧月一样把张作霖接近一号雅间儿
[00:08:11] 知道他要来
[00:08:12] 收拾得干干净净
[00:08:14] 屋里都是鲜花
[00:08:16] 张作霖是居中而坐
[00:08:19] 哎
[00:08:21] 我记得这屋我来过对不对
[00:08:24] 是啊
[00:08:25] 您每次来都让您到第五
[00:08:28] 故地重游
[00:08:30] 感慨万千呢
[00:08:33] A
[00:08:33] 乱跑吧
[00:08:34] 来
[00:08:34] 坐着坐着
[00:08:35] 什么活儿也不用你干
[00:08:38] 都有
[00:08:38] 他们张罗着
[00:08:40] 咱们好好地唠扯唠扯
[00:08:42] 王恩普哪能露这空
[00:08:46] 见溜须是非打不可
[00:08:48] 本来人家没人教他
[00:08:51] 它伸着个大胖脸从外边进来
[00:08:53] 嗯嗯
[00:08:55] 大帅万寿无疆啊
[00:08:57] 嘿嘿
[00:08:59] 大帅你挺好吗
[00:09:02] 您叫什么来着
[00:09:05] 王恩母来了
[00:09:08] 你让我记不住
[00:09:09] 你这行我记得住
[00:09:12] 你活像个胖猪
[00:09:13] 呃
[00:09:14] 是
[00:09:14] 是这天生的没心没肺
[00:09:17] 我就爱长肉
[00:09:19] 猪大帅
[00:09:21] 革命成功
[00:09:23] 祝大帅一帆风顺
[00:09:25] 祝大帅您的革命军旗开得胜
[00:09:30] 也不知道说点什么好
[00:09:32] 玛莎满了杯酒递过来
[00:09:34] 呃
[00:09:34] 我先进来
[00:09:36] 大概一杯a
[00:09:41] 满座皆惊
[00:09:42] 罗包下面要蹦起来
[00:09:45] 西装坏了
[00:09:47] 拍马屁都没拍好
[00:09:50] 呃
[00:09:50] 说说什么有毛病了
[00:09:52] 怎么张作霖挑理
[00:09:54] 弯不下的
[00:09:55] 好像没趴下
[00:09:57] 脸上肉崩
[00:09:59] 早说啊
[00:10:00] 我
[00:10:01] 我哪说错了
[00:10:02] 掌嘴掌嘴
[00:10:05] 哪句话说错了
[00:10:07] 谁也没听出来
[00:10:10] 不知道张作霖无故发什么脾气
[00:10:13] 找个邻居说
[00:10:14] 这才明白
[00:10:16] 妈巴子
[00:10:18] 张嘴革命
[00:10:20] 闭嘴
[00:10:21] 革命谁革命啊
[00:10:23] 革谁的命
[00:10:25] 前些年大火
[00:10:27] 蛤剌皇帝玄土秘密
[00:10:31] 隔了溥仪的命让滚蛋了
[00:10:35] 嗯
[00:10:36] 紧跟着我跟冯玉祥又割了曹锟、吴佩孚地呢
[00:10:42] 说不定早晚谁咯我的命
[00:10:45] 什么孙大炮蒋介石
[00:10:47] 人不为己天诛地灭
[00:10:52] 革命
[00:10:53] 革命
[00:10:53] 假的都是骗人
[00:10:57] 嗯
[00:10:58] 我一听这字眼我就烦
[00:11:02] 另外我告诉你们啊
[00:11:03] 真正革命的
[00:11:05] 你们知道是谁吗
[00:11:07] 是共产党
[00:11:10] 共产党不唱出来要革我的命吗
[00:11:14] 他甭想好事儿
[00:11:16] 我他娘的先搁他地面
[00:11:20] 所以我说要返工要返赤
[00:11:25] 懂不懂
[00:11:26] 然后在我面前别提这个字眼
[00:11:31] 哦
[00:11:32] 大伙儿这才明白啊
[00:11:33] 是是是
[00:11:34] 是滦泼完那汉子鼻子嗒嗒往下之塔
[00:11:39] 他说这套词儿
[00:11:42] 叫人听着毛骨悚然
[00:11:44] 起鸡皮疙瘩
[00:11:45] 谁都害怕
[00:11:47] 你说不敢听他说了a
[00:11:50] 就得说好话试试
[00:11:52] 往后一定
[00:11:53] 我们留神
[00:11:54] 再也不提这个字眼
[00:11:55] 嗯
[00:11:56] 那就好
[00:11:57] 来来来来
[00:11:58] 扫兴问你跟个胖猪似的
[00:12:02] 你跑这说什么滚
[00:12:05] 离我远点儿
[00:12:06] 哎我我远点儿去
[00:12:08] 我远点儿
[00:12:10] 谁瞅谁别扭
[00:12:11] 没辙
[00:12:13] 张作霖就跟着栾蒲包真不错
[00:12:16] 拉着他做了个底儿
[00:12:18] 老弟
[00:12:19] 刚才我说的话你忘没
[00:12:21] 我就讲意气
[00:12:23] 嗯
[00:12:24] 当年你对我不错
[00:12:26] 我说过那话
[00:12:28] 我要敬酒一杯来
[00:12:31] 喝了这杯
[00:12:36] 我经历的
[00:12:39] 张作霖
[00:12:40] 敬酒啊
[00:12:41] 栾蒲包站起来
[00:12:43] 我谢谢大帅
[00:12:44] 我谢谢大帅
[00:12:45] 好
[00:12:45] 我干了这里
[00:12:49] 干
[00:12:50] 够意思
[00:12:51] 嘿嘿嘿
[00:12:53] 哎
[00:12:53] 我这回到了北京了
[00:12:56] 看这样
[00:12:57] 一半会儿我离不开了
[00:13:00] 我挺想你
[00:13:02] 警察
[00:13:03] 到我那串门儿去行莫
[00:13:05] 我有事儿就到新丰楼来
[00:13:08] 欢迎欢迎
[00:13:11] 张作霖吃的挺美
[00:13:13] 烙的挺开心
[00:13:14] 可走了
[00:13:16] 打这之后
[00:13:18] 隔些日子
[00:13:19] 忙里抽闲
[00:13:20] 他就来一趟
[00:13:22] 来了就找栾蒲包讲笑话
[00:13:25] 栾蒲包一直就陪着现在的栾蒲包
[00:13:30] 就成了新丰楼顶尖的红人
[00:13:35] 王恩福看着又高兴又别扭
[00:13:39] 高兴的是能把这些人五吃住
[00:13:43] 栾蒲包的功劳
[00:13:45] 软包是摇钱树
[00:13:47] 别扭的是他看出来啊
[00:13:50] 此人并非等闲之辈
[00:13:53] 早晚得成气候
[00:13:55] 他不是个人呢
[00:13:57] 这是个人精子
[00:13:59] 迟早有一天得盖过我家
[00:14:04] 到了那时
[00:14:04] 我的心封楼保得住
[00:14:06] 保不住还在两可之间
[00:14:09] 因此
[00:14:10] 有时候为这事儿
[00:14:11] 他睡不好觉
[00:14:12] 经常在梦中惊醒
[00:14:16] 干嘛呀你
[00:14:17] 记住啊
[00:14:18] 王恩普现在
[00:14:19] 要掂对这个栏普包
[00:14:22] 现在还没下手
[00:14:24] 迟早
[00:14:25] 他要把栾蒲包给收拾收拾
[00:14:28] 最小的安定性
[00:14:30] 这是后话
[00:14:31] 咱战旗不敌
[00:14:34] 但是说张作霖
[00:14:36] 回到大帅府
[00:14:37] 想起件事儿
[00:14:39] 把他的幕僚、群臣都招进来了
[00:14:44] 我说
[00:14:44] 咱们开个碰头会
[00:14:46] 哎
[00:14:47] 我张某人进了北京啦
[00:14:51] 我也得了有点响动啊
[00:14:54] 不能压吗
[00:14:55] 悄悄这么过日子
[00:14:57] 大帅
[00:14:58] 您说的想不通的意思是
[00:15:01] A 要什么
[00:15:03] 招待会
[00:15:05] 联谊会a 妹妹叫唐会骂
[00:15:09] 我想在帅府举行个堂会
[00:15:12] 把北京思冠两面儿
[00:15:15] 呃
[00:15:16] 各地的人物
[00:15:17] 金融界的
[00:15:18] 商界的领袖
[00:15:20] 多情了点
[00:15:22] 外国人大鼻子也请来点AA
[00:15:26] 让他们知道知道张某人号交朋友
[00:15:30] 对咱们大家都有好处
[00:15:32] 就叫覃贵吧
[00:15:34] 你们同意吗
[00:15:36] 大帅英明
[00:15:37] 大帅盛名
[00:15:39] 应该的应该啊
[00:15:40] 这事儿定下来了
[00:15:44] 五天之后咱就举行
[00:15:47] 你们再说说
[00:15:49] 在这个堂会上
[00:15:51] 咱干点儿什么
[00:15:54] 大师您看等到
[00:15:58] 哎
[00:15:59] 袁世凯、袁大头
[00:16:02] 也举行了一次
[00:16:04] 是什么堂会
[00:16:06] 但是在民国初年吧
[00:16:08] 呃
[00:16:09] 内堂会都有
[00:16:10] 什么玩意儿
[00:16:10] 咱可以借鉴借鉴
[00:16:13] 有一个知情的幕僚过来
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