[00:00:00] Last Call - Tha Alkaholiks [00:00:07] Yo last call last call last call for alcohol [00:00:12] At two you're through [00:00:14] Ay bartendah bartender [00:00:18] Yo whassup man [00:00:19] Ay man man let me get a rummmmm an coke [00:00:22] Yo man don't you think you had a little bit too much to drink [00:00:24] Ay just let me get one more man [00:00:26] Yo man I'm looking out for you man it's your life [00:00:28] Man I'll hop over this motherf**ker and get my own damn drink [00:00:30] Hey niggy what time it is [00:00:31] It's time to roll my sleeves f**k a few mc's up [00:00:34] Another rough cut from the crew that won't ease up [00:00:37] The alkaholik click aka the forty downers [00:00:39] Flips rhymes like calvin flips fries and quarter pounders [00:00:42] I never drink and drive cuz I might spill my drink [00:00:45] I failed the breathalizer so they took me to the clink [00:00:47] Niggaz earlin in the sink cause they can't fade the cisco [00:00:50] I'm from the old school but I never rocked a disco [00:00:53] Loops from the group that likes to smack the b**ches [00:00:56] Tha liks is hittin hookers like a gangsta hittin switches [00:00:58] Front to the back to the side to the side [00:01:00] And make you dance with these b**ches but no electric slidin [00:01:04] And I'm about to flip but first I'm bout to sip [00:01:06] Off the forty ounce of brew that I was saving for the trip [00:01:09] Back to the lab cuz all I do is bang cuts [00:01:11] That's why I hang around my group like a dick hang with nuts [00:01:14] I push one two's when niggaz step on my shoes [00:01:16] Oh you haven't heard the news I've been giving fools blues [00:01:19] Manhandling chumps that step up just to keep my rep up [00:01:23] I push my fist through your grill [00:01:25] I never became a gangsta thanks ta my skill [00:01:28] On the nine inches of steel [00:01:30] You ask me what the k's for they don't mean nothing [00:01:33] 'K's for the way my dee-jay's kuttin' [00:01:35] Last call y'all call y'all [00:01:36] Call y'all call y'all [00:01:38] Last call for alcohol [00:01:40] Last call y'all call y'all [00:01:42] Call y'all call y'all [00:01:44] Last call for alcohol [00:01:46] Yeah word [00:01:50] Alkaholik style ni**a [00:01:56] Uh I be one of dem niggaz known to drink a gang of brewskis [00:02:00] Float like the wind so all y'all can call me cool breeze [00:02:02] Cooler than my man morris day in the winter [00:02:04] The d**e rhyme inventor rockin shows at the center [00:02:07] So pass the mic on the down low [00:02:10] Now go grab a forty from the liquor sto' [00:02:12] And you don't stop don't stop and you don't quit don't quit [00:02:15] Unless you're in the studio making wack sh*t [00:02:17] Last call y'all call y'all [00:02:19] Call y'all call y'all [00:02:20] Last call for alcohol [00:02:23] Last call y'all call y'all [00:02:24] Call y'all call y'all [00:02:26] Last call for alcohol [00:02:32] Yeah that ni**a squid is in the house [00:02:39] I got a forty-four mag with the clip with a clip [00:02:41] So mc's watch your lip cause I'm shootin from the hip ahh [00:02:44] I rip like oprah in tight jeans do [00:02:46] And splits a needle wrap a pair man because them shits is on the fritz [00:02:50] It's crazy a few mc's amaze me [00:02:52] With this alkie style of rock mr spock couldn't phase me [00:02:55] Rhymin pays me but I do it anyway [00:02:58] Many say ay when it comes to rhymes you got plenty j [00:03:00] I'm so cool I drink forty ounces of freon [00:03:03] You never see me on the stage with a peon [00:03:05] When we on the microphone it's like jordan all alone [00:03:09] We slam competition scram damn [00:03:11] Can we get along nope [00:03:14] Switchblade to the throat to mc's who ain't d**e [00:03:16] Call me j-ro the clepto cuz I'm stealing to the jaw [00:03:19] Of these half-baked rappers trying to get raw [00:03:21] Soul in my strut muscle in my hustle [00:03:24] It's just a little something for them punks that wanna bust they little [00:03:27] Def jam comedy raps that make me crack up [00:03:29] You better call the one-time and tell em send a backup