[00:00:00] My Mom Lyrics
[00:00:01] Yeah
[00:00:01] Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[00:00:07] Okay Alright
[00:00:08] Yo Yo
[00:00:10] Yo Yo
[00:00:14] Alright money comes first
[00:00:18] Here we go now
[00:00:21] My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
[00:00:25] That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her
[00:00:31] Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs
[00:00:36] That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom
[00:00:42] "My mom my mom" --I know you're probably
[00:00:44] Tired of hearing the "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh
[00:00:46] But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
[00:00:49] And how I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um
[00:00:52] Valium was in everything: food that I ate
[00:00:55] The water that I drank f**king peas in my plate
[00:00:58] She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak
[00:01:01] So everyday I had at least three stomach aches
[00:01:03] Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
[00:01:06] Son be grow up to be an under-a-f**kin'-chiever
[00:01:08] My teacher didn't think I was gonna' be nothing either:
[00:01:11] "What the f**k you stickin' gum up under the f**kin' seat for "
[00:01:14] "Mrs Mathers your son has been huffing ether
[00:01:17] Either that or the motherf**ker's been puffin reefer "
[00:01:19] But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either
[00:01:22] It was neither I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought
[00:01:25] Pee in a tea cup B**ch you ain't my keeper I'm sleepin';
[00:01:28] What the f**k you keep on f**kin' with me for
[00:01:30] Slut you need to leave me the f**k alone; I ain't playin'
[00:01:32] Go find you a white crayon and color a f**kin' zebra
[00:01:35] My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
[00:01:40] That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her
[00:01:45] Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs
[00:01:50] That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom
[00:01:56] Wait a minute This ain't dinner this is paint thinner
[00:01:59] "You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints did I "
[00:02:02] "Now here's a plate full of pain killers
[00:02:04] Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes
[00:02:07] You little motherf**ker don't you sit there and make
[00:02:09] That retarded f**kin' face without even tastin' it "
[00:02:12] "You'd better lick the f**kin' plate; you ain't wastin' it
[00:02:15] Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again
[00:02:18] And I ain't givin' in You're gonna' just sit there and want to f**kin' play spin again
[00:02:22] Until next Thanksgiving and if you still ain't finished it
[00:02:25] I'll use the same sh*t again and when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the sh*t
[00:02:29] You little sh*t wanna' sit there and play innocent
[00:02:31] A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it
[00:02:34] Child support Your father he ain't sent the sh*t
[00:02:37] So what if he did It's none of your dang business kid "
[00:02:40] My mom there's no one else quite like my mom
[00:02:43] I know I should let bygones be bygones
[00:02:45] But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on
[00:02:50] 'Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
[00:02:54] That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her
[00:02:59] Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs
[00:03:05] That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom
[00:03:11] My mom loved Valium Now what I am is a party animal
[00:03:15] I am what I am but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach
[00:03:19] But my bars only last about two minutes
[00:03:22] But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' it
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