[00:00:00] Reese's Pieces, I Don't Know Who John Cleese Is? - I Set My Friends On Fire [00:00:01] Written by:Nabil Moo [00:00:22] Oh it's a shame that I have to tape over [00:00:25] Those elysian smiles I thought I'd keep forever [00:00:28] I remember it all like it was yesterday [00:00:31] Forget it all set it down hit record [00:00:35] And back away my intestines are fastening laces [00:00:38] Intolerable to ing untangle [00:00:42] These vigilant eyes can't keep off the timekeepers [00:00:46] Second hand every angle [00:00:49] What's keeping you waiting [00:00:50] Usually out before I open my eyes [00:00:53] Why did you pick today [00:00:54] To epilate between your thighs [00:00:57] Are you waiting for his tongue to come [00:00:59] And brush against your cleaned trimmed hair [00:01:03] I hope he knows that curvilinear gyrating space [00:01:08] Won't be the only thing he'll taste down there [00:01:10] Stop to think about it [00:01:11] If we've both flooded the same skin [00:01:13] You've tasted me [00:01:14] I've tasted you [00:01:15] Who knows how many places [00:01:16] My tongue has been [00:01:19] My tongue has been [00:01:24] I left you stayed I hoped and prayed [00:01:27] That these nauseating thoughts weren't true [00:01:30] Before we met I wouldn't bet [00:01:34] I would give up nihilism for you [00:01:37] Nothing ever made sense [00:01:39] Was I even real [00:01:40] Took everything wouldn't touch [00:01:42] And made me feel hell yeah [00:01:45] I had all my faith in you [00:01:48] That you would never commit an act of deceit [00:01:51] To wake up in the ante meridian [00:01:54] Knowing there would be solid ground to support my feet [00:01:58] If it is alright if it is alright to conceal the truth [00:02:02] Then when does the concealment end and lying begin [00:02:05] Tell me when tell me when this is a maudlin motion picture [00:02:12] A theme song in search of a movie [00:02:15] I've got the perfect script to match this tune [00:02:18] Who really knows what goes on in the afternoon [00:02:21] Lets not ruin the surprise [00:02:29] I don't buy these incredulous denials [00:02:32] Do you think you've found the exit [00:02:37] To your escape I really shouldn't be thinking this way [00:02:40] It would put my mind at ease [00:02:41] If I caught your ass on tape [00:02:43] There'll be no excuses baby [00:02:49] I'll forward this to your friends and family [00:02:56] Maybe I should reconsider this diagnosis [00:03:00] Lets think things out before we conclude [00:03:03] Commonly a virtuoso at these procedures [00:03:06] But this was the saddest thing my eyes have ever viewed [00:03:10] The postmeridian hours that we performed [00:03:13] Seemed like such a perfunctory routine [00:03:16] But I can obviously tell by the footage here [00:03:20] That you're in love with his machine [00:03:23] How could you do this to me [00:03:27] Next time you won't get out so easily [00:03:30] Now that I know what I'm up against [00:03:32] I came prepared [00:03:34] Bat in hand behind the closet door I painfully stared [00:03:39] Say hello to this bark in between your teeth [00:03:42] Soon you will also be bleeding from underneath [00:03:44] It took balls to do what you've done [00:03:48] Having your manhood in your mouth is no fun [00:03:50] And as for you darling you're going no where [00:03:54] It's kind of hard to move when you're tied to a chair [00:03:56] See there's a twist to this lovely [00:03:58] For you too see [00:03:59] What's hiding in your wardrobe [00:04:01] Isn't a shopping spree [00:04:10] Come out to stilts supporting the weight of lust [00:04:15] I always thought you were someone I could always trust [00:04:20] Now watch this we're smacking flesh [00:04:23] I'm sure you don't even care [00:04:26] But with your eyelids sown back to your brows [00:04:29] This leaves you forced to stare [00:04:39] With a wire wrapped around his neck [00:04:40] Tightly tied to a tree [00:04:42] There he stood on the top of the cliff [00:04:44] With his inanimate life above the sea [00:04:45] He drinks his virulent drink [00:04:47] And sets himself on fire