Like A Pimp - UGK (地下之王) Say b**ch I'm thinking of a master plan And I'm bringing this paper faster than These other lil bastards can So I'm digging in my mind for the b**ches I broke And keep a player paid in full cause pimping ain't no joke You want to pop that p**sy that's a slim a** chance Put the paper in the panties when you get that dance This C O D ni**a so you can keep your nuh plastic cards No checks no money orders Visas or Master Cards Original old school rock balling rappers B**ches still say we high side call us sky cappers But why slap us when you think a ni**a down on his luck You try and flag us when you see us coming down in a buck Now what the f**k part of the game taught y'all that b**ch play See we makes a b**ch pay Like a b**ch weigh And then a b**ch stay Wouldn't sit still F**k how this sh*t feel This ain't studio pimping This sh*t real pimping I got them b**ches popping p**sy getting buck getting buck And you know that we couldn't give a f**k give a f**k I got them b**ches on the corner selling cock selling cock And the game that we go don't stop don't stop I got them thug a** niggaz with the syrup with the syrup And you know that we always blowing herb blowing herb And in the club man you know we stay strapped stay strapped And b**ch you know that it ain't about this rap ain't about this rap To many niggaz out here buying hoes a meal Ni**a that ain't the way a b**ch supposed to feel I close the deal from the front door F**k me right and suck me tight And you just might hit the blunt hoe I don't stunt and blow smoke up your a** baby But don't be acting all saditty with class baby You with a ni**a such as my self it'll cost you So pay before a ni**a f**k around and be the tosser Sweet Jones gripping grain With all that sh*t you talk ain't got no bezatine chain And most of y'all niggaz ain't nothing but tricks But we sipping lean and breaking bricks Popping pills work the wood wheel F**k where you're from and f**k how you feel If you want to go to war I'll take you to war I got an AK-47 and a tek in the car I got them b**ches popping p**sy getting buck getting buck And you know that we couldn't give a f**k give a f**k I got them b**ches on the corner selling cock selling cock And the game that I got don't stop don't stop I got them thug a** niggaz with the syrup with the syrup And you know that we always blowing herb blowing herb And in the club man you know we stay strapped stay strapped And b**ch you know that it ain't about this rap ain't about this rap B**ch niggaz getting hit in the front in the front I give a f**k b**ch you can hit the blunt hit the blunt And everyday young boys that's paid that's paid Lay it down when we chopping on the blades chopping on the blades I'm always trying to put in work Niggaz wanna do my dirt Balling down on Beale Street Sipping on a pint of syrup Chopping up the chronic w**d Picking all the f**king seeds Trying to slow my roll In my trunk I got them f**king keys Always riding Chevy things Shining on them twanky things Kids I'm a role model Police I'm a d**e man Can't forget to check my traps Got me cheese a player slap People say that pimping dead Never has it left my mouth Optimos a fifth of crown Red eyes with a frown Niggaz with them gold teeth Fast talking on the town Some of us are under cover Make your baby mama love us Knot in my right pocket Left pocket got them rubbers Right hand Rolex watch Stuffed shirt plastic glock Back pocket Chevy keys Ready for the brain wash I'mma go pimp a b**ch I'mma like wicked witch Always got to watch your friends Backstabbers cause a snitch Now see let me blow your mind the real business in the wind The main thing f**king up these hoes is their f**king friends You remember back in day it was niggaz pimping hoes Take a look around now it be hoes pimping hoes What the business what the deal man these hoes got me f**ked Make me walk up in the strip and kind of get like buck Oh you f**king with my cheese oh you f**king with my paper B**ch you got to pay the piper even if you straight rape her I ain't mad about my girl licking p**sy with a girl