[00:00:10] I dont know why this world keep turning [00:00:12] Yes man [00:00:14] As the World Turns [00:00:15] Round and Round [00:00:16] We all experience things in life [00:00:18] But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now [00:00:19] Trials and Tribulations [00:00:20] I dont know why this world keep turning [00:00:20] That we all must go through [00:00:22] Round and Round [00:00:23] When someone wants to test us [00:00:25] When someone tries our patience [00:00:27] But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now [00:00:30] I hang with a bunch of hippies [00:00:31] and wacky tobacco planters [00:00:32] Who swallow lit roaches [00:00:33] and light up like jack-o-lanterns [00:00:35] Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts [00:00:37] Cuz we're dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source [00:00:39] They never should've booted me out of reform school [00:00:42] Deformed fool,takin a shit in a warm pool [00:00:45] They threw me out the Ramada Inn [00:00:46] I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) [00:00:50] It all started when my mother took my bike away [00:00:52] Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave [00:00:55] After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers [00:00:57] Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors [00:01:00] Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman [00:01:02] Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin [00:01:05] And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead, [00:01:07] He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed [00:01:10] May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class [00:01:12] That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?) [00:01:15] Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig [00:01:19] She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig [00:01:22] Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig [00:01:24] I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!) [00:01:27] It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming [00:01:30] Grabbed that bitch by her hair [00:01:31] Drug her across the ground [00:01:32] And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down [00:01:35] Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop [00:01:37] While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop [00:01:40] [Chorus [00:01:42] As the World Turns [00:01:43] These are the days of our lives [00:01:46] These are the things that we must go through [00:01:48] Day by day [00:01:50] [Eminem [00:01:50] We drive around in million dollar sports cars [00:01:52] While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards [00:01:54] Outsiders, and we suing the courts [00:01:56] Cuz we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source [00:01:59] Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat [00:02:02] Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at [00:02:04] Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage [00:02:07] Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch [00:02:09] I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya" [00:02:11] I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza [00:02:14] But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month [00:02:16] But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt [00:02:19] But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers [00:02:21] Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist [00:02:24] So gimme all your money [00:02:25] And don't try nothin funny [00:02:26] Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me [00:02:29] I went to grab my gun [00:02:30] Thats when her ass put it on me [00:02:32] Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry [00:02:34] I fell through the glass doors [00:02:35] Started causin a scene [00:02:36] Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine [00:02:39] Jumped up with a broken back [00:02:41] Thank god I was smokin crack all day [00:02:43] And doped up off coke and smack [00:02:44] All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse [00:02:47] Now I wanna kill her [00:02:47] But so I gotta catch her first