[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 书接上文 [00:00:04] 张作霖要举行宴会 [00:00:09] 这事儿 [00:00:10] 史新丰楼上上下下的人都头疼 [00:00:15] J 主不好伺候 [00:00:18] 说到这儿 [00:00:19] 咱得说两句 [00:00:20] 开饭馆那么容易 [00:00:22] 酒饭茶肆最难开 [00:00:26] 哎 [00:00:27] 你别看深入大众谁都得吃饭 [00:00:29] 特别是饭馆这行 [00:00:32] 因为什么呢 [00:00:33] 什么人都有司 [00:00:35] 官两面的 [00:00:36] 黑白两道的 [00:00:38] 有正人君子 [00:00:40] 也有外贸淘气儿 [00:00:41] 这玩意儿伺候 [00:00:43] 你知道说哪句话把人得罪你知哪样菜不得为仁把桌子周了 [00:00:50] 所以这行又叫琴行 [00:00:52] 又叫显行 [00:00:54] 不好干 [00:00:56] 你妈说 [00:00:56] 那旧社会的军阀时代 [00:00:59] 就是新社会就饭馆儿 [00:01:02] 里头也免不了也有歪毛淘气儿 [00:01:06] 不管偷他爹偷 [00:01:08] 弄俩钱儿 [00:01:09] 在这儿装绅士 [00:01:11] 摆阔气 [00:01:12] 没事儿 [00:01:12] 挑刺儿 [00:01:13] 找毛病 [00:01:15] 咸了 [00:01:15] 淡了 [00:01:15] 咱们再来买挑一大堆不是 [00:01:18] 所以你饭馆里笑脸儿搭对 [00:01:21] 客人说什么别上火啊 [00:01:24] 当然 [00:01:25] 咱说的这种人是极少数 [00:01:28] 但极少数他也有 [00:01:31] 何况的大军阀 [00:01:34] 那伽难伺候透了 [00:01:37] 王恩普害怕了 [00:01:39] 推给栾蒲包 [00:01:41] 让他全权负责 [00:01:44] 栾蒲包一看 [00:01:45] 老掌柜急成那样心地善良的栾蒲包儿点头 [00:01:50] 答应好好 [00:01:52] 还有几天时间 [00:01:53] 老掌柜的放心 [00:01:54] 把这事交给我了 [00:01:56] 我包准把元帅满意 [00:01:59] 就是谢谢血糖 [00:02:01] 有你这话 [00:02:02] 我放心了 [00:02:04] Lan Bo [00:02:05] 干嘛 [00:02:06] 找了个借口看看 [00:02:08] 那个噪声怎么样啊 [00:02:10] 这宴会怎么举行啊 [00:02:12] 看看D 是啊 [00:02:13] 瞅瞅房间呢 [00:02:15] 以这为借口到了张作霖大元帅的宅子 [00:02:20] 其实她也看了 [00:02:23] 大部分时间明察暗访 [00:02:26] 了解情况 [00:02:28] 你别看张作霖又敬他酒这呢 [00:02:30] 他实际上不太了解张作霖 [00:02:33] 比方有什么忌讳 [00:02:34] 有什么说到你得做到心里有数 [00:02:38] 凡是跟张作霖能沾上边儿的 [00:02:41] 他就走访走访 [00:02:43] 特别是找了一个姓孙的孙厨师 [00:02:48] 专门给张作霖做饭的老头儿挺好手一眼货 [00:02:54] 哎呀 [00:02:54] 乱吐包 [00:02:55] 请这老头儿喝的酒 [00:02:57] 两个人做了一次长谈 [00:03:01] 老前辈 [00:03:02] 我向您来请教来 [00:03:05] 大帅要举行家宴款待亲朋贵友 [00:03:11] 我们怕呀 [00:03:12] 大帅生气 [00:03:13] 挑毛病请老人家赐教 [00:03:16] 您服饰大帅 [00:03:17] 多年了 [00:03:18] 您是最了解情况 [00:03:21] 老头儿一看 [00:03:22] 小伙子挺好学 [00:03:25] 好高兴 [00:03:27] 你叫什么名 [00:03:28] 我姓栾 [00:03:29] 叫栾学堂 [00:03:31] 外号栾蒲包 [00:03:32] 你管我叫铺包 [00:03:34] 呸呸呸 [00:03:36] 老弟啊 [00:03:37] 难得你这么虚心 [00:03:40] 你找我 [00:03:40] 老孙头 [00:03:41] 你找对了 [00:03:43] 你知道大元帅属什么 [00:03:48] 我听说属猪 [00:03:49] 哎 [00:03:49] 对 [00:03:50] 大元帅属猪的大元帅 [00:03:54] 还最爱吃的是猪肉 [00:03:57] 所以我建议 [00:03:59] 这个家宴方面 [00:04:01] 离不开猪肉 [00:04:04] 我怕上猪肉大帅飘里不能不能 [00:04:08] 只要你做的德味就好 [00:04:11] 这咱俩多唠是唠啥 [00:04:14] 你心里做到有数 [00:04:16] 大元帅属猪 [00:04:18] 他还最信奉猪 [00:04:20] A [00:04:21] 据我所知 [00:04:22] 大元帅每逢决定重大的事情 [00:04:26] 都得查看日子 [00:04:27] 必须得猪年猪月猪日 [00:04:31] 比如打仗 [00:04:32] 他也是才d ri [00:04:34] 你说邪门不邪门儿啊 [00:04:37] 我记得大元帅出生的那一年 [00:04:41] Ga la 1 降生 [00:04:43] 按犀利说话 [00:04:45] 是1875年呢 [00:04:48] 正好光绪皇帝继皇帝位过桥 [00:04:53] 这是一袭 [00:04:56] 后来大元帅 [00:04:59] 当然土匪啦 [00:05:01] 打了** [00:05:03] A [00:05:04] 当马贼的那一年 [00:05:06] 又是猪年 [00:05:08] 嗯 [00:05:09] 有一个师目的人是个盲人 [00:05:13] 姓包啊 [00:05:14] 据说这个包先生 [00:05:17] 能掐会算 [00:05:19] 这包先生 [00:05:20] 我还见过几次 [00:05:21] 那在东北来说 [00:05:23] 红得发紫那是大帅的好朋友 [00:05:27] 经常出入帅府 [00:05:29] 给大帅参战事情给他掐算事情 [00:05:34] 包先生曾经预言说 [00:05:37] 大元帅是属猪的 [00:05:40] 朱能华容啊 [00:05:43] 让大元帅不管决定什么事情 [00:05:46] 必须猪年猪月猪日 [00:05:49] 大元帅就这么办 [00:05:51] 同时 [00:05:51] 包先生还说 [00:05:53] 如果要照这样下去 [00:05:55] 猪能化脓 [00:05:57] 早晚大元帅 [00:06:00] 能称王称B [00:06:03] 王石 [00:06:05] 腹部可言呢 [00:06:08] 所以大元帅深信不疑 [00:06:11] A ni ju Qing Jia 眼前不能离开猪肉 [00:06:16] 嗯 [00:06:18] 那么别的讲究 [00:06:20] 有没有啊 [00:06:21] 有 [00:06:23] 你别看他信奉猪这个机会 [00:06:26] 还特别多咱举个例子 [00:06:28] 说好像第一次直奉大战和领兵带队攻打吴佩孚 [00:06:35] 在前线 [00:06:36] 炮也架好了 [00:06:37] 枪也摆好了 [00:06:38] 没等开战之前还有个勤务兵 [00:06:42] 这勤务兵 [00:06:42] 这小子嘴没把门儿一高兴说了一句话说 [00:06:47] 等咱们打胜了之后 [00:06:48] 沙口大肥猪大家解解馋 [00:06:53] 据我所知 [00:06:54] 张大帅火旺上撞 [00:06:56] 拽出手枪 [00:06:57] 再啪一枪脑袋给打碎了 [00:07:01] 犯了忌讳 [00:07:03] 所以直奉大战 [00:07:04] 第一次长得帅 [00:07:06] 失败 [00:07:07] 张大帅过后还提这事儿呢 [00:07:09] 都极力让她妈这小子说的 [00:07:13] 所以说啊 [00:07:14] 老弟啊 [00:07:15] 你还得多加留神 [00:07:17] 可别说话 [00:07:19] 凡事多加谨慎 [00:07:21] 你要犯了忌讳 [00:07:23] 他可翻脸不认人呢 [00:07:26] 啊 [00:07:27] 明白了 [00:07:28] 明白了a [00:07:29] 总而言之我多跟你说说 [00:07:32] 你牢记在心 [00:07:33] 你要实际掌握 [00:07:35] 灵活运用是怎么怎么 [00:07:36] 怎么 [00:07:39] 栾蒲包是收获颇丰 [00:07:44] 哦 [00:07:45] 明白了 [00:07:47] 这也叫孙子兵法 [00:07:50] 知己知彼 [00:07:51] 百战百胜 [00:07:53] 也叫百战不殆 [00:07:56] 你得了解对方的情况 [00:07:59] 办事不由东 [00:08:00] 累死也无功啊 [00:08:02] 你得投其所好 [00:08:04] 让人家高兴 [00:08:05] 于是栾蒲包做了个完整的计划 [00:08:11] 等亚运会举行的头天呢 [00:08:14] 张作霖不放心 [00:08:15] 派人去问去了 [00:08:16] 准备的怎么样了 [00:08:18] 栾蒲包把心一横 [00:08:20] 说大话 [00:08:22] 请上福大帅 [00:08:23] 让大帅放心 [00:08:25] 包她满意 [00:08:27] 就是好累 [00:08:29] 回去跟张作霖这一说 [00:08:31] 张作霖还了 [00:08:32] 妈的嘞 [00:08:34] 这小子还保密啊 [00:08:36] 想给我来个惊喜 [00:08:38] 嗯 [00:08:39] 错不了 [00:08:41] 单说正日子这一篇 [00:08:44] 上午九点 [00:08:47] 帅府那人就来多了 [00:08:51] 那全是军政两界的要人 [00:08:54] 这都什么人物 [00:08:56] 有的是西服革履 [00:08:58] 有的是长袍马褂 [00:09:02] 有的时候穿的都是狐、貉、貂筲好衣服 [00:09:06] 全是宝石项链 [00:09:08] 戴着钻石戒指 [00:09:09] 全都是金科表 [00:09:12] 一个个是威风凛凛 [00:09:14] 另外 [00:09:15] 商界泰斗北京出面的人物头面人物都有两下子都参加 [00:09:23] 多达千余人 [00:09:25] 另外 [00:09:26] 各使馆的还派来代表 [00:09:29] 也应邀参加 [00:09:32] 什么碧眼、金发西服革履都带着夫人还有带着孩子 [00:09:39] 那可以说 [00:09:39] 盛况空前 [00:09:41] 胜友如云 [00:09:44] 张作霖高兴身穿便装 [00:09:49] 军政府的大元帅 [00:09:52] 变相的皇帝陛下 [00:09:55] 出来跟大家谈笑风生 [00:09:58] 跟大家握手 [00:09:59] 尔后坐的正坐 [00:10:02] 虎皮高脚椅 [00:10:04] 文武大员在两旁就坐 [00:10:08] 张柏林看了看表 [00:10:11] 嗯 [00:10:13] 中午开席呀 [00:10:15] 是先给准备准备 [00:10:17] 辛劳的人来回答 [00:10:20] 全到齐了 [00:10:22] 把栾蒲包给我叫来 [00:10:25] 栾蒲包 [00:10:26] 昨天晚上新洗个澡 [00:10:28] 换了一套新衣裳 [00:10:31] 蓝色的长衫 [00:10:34] 青马贾琏儿洗的倍儿亮干净 [00:10:39] 迈步来到 [00:10:40] 张作霖进前马帅 [00:10:45] 我他妈小子换装了啊 [00:10:50] 我说准备的怎么样 [00:10:53] 包大帅满意 [00:10:54] 行 [00:10:56] 我100个 [00:10:57] 相信你可不准叫我丢人啊 [00:11:01] 哎 [00:11:02] 我这些朋友们 [00:11:04] 都到齐了 [00:11:06] 你能不能当着大家的面 [00:11:09] 把这席面儿上的事儿向大家交代交代 [00:11:12] 让大家也高兴 [00:11:14] 怎么样欢杨同也 [00:11:21] 说罢 [00:11:23] 是 [00:11:25] 我们玩的心跳的 [00:11:27] 嗯 [00:11:30] 冒了 [00:11:31] 汗 [00:11:33] 心说这主喜怒无常啊 [00:11:35] 今儿个就是今天了 [00:11:38] 弄好了 [00:11:38] 有赏 [00:11:39] 弄不好脑袋搬家 [00:11:42] 哎 [00:11:42] 豁出去了 [00:11:44] A 栾蒲包毕竟经过大风大浪 [00:11:48] 往那儿一站 [00:11:51] 难免得1 比2 大帅封顶 [00:11:54] 各位容禀说着 [00:11:57] 把菜谱的都拿出来 [00:12:01] 啊 [00:12:02] 嗯 [00:12:03] 嗯 [00:12:05] 各位高朋贵友哦 [00:12:10] 大元帅 [00:12:12] 各位将军 [00:12:14] 各位大人 [00:12:16] 各位夫人 [00:12:18] 各位小姐 [00:12:21] 放大率之命 [00:12:23] 今天在此举行宴会 [00:12:26] 我们新房喽 [00:12:29] 为了祝贺这次宴会 [00:12:32] Te 摆的是 [00:12:33] 全猪席 [00:12:38] 全猪席 [00:12:41] 栾蒲包的话 [00:12:43] 刚一出口 [00:12:44] 满座哗然 [00:12:47] 都不乐意了 [00:12:50] 冯仁平指什么 [00:12:52] 全珠喜 [00:12:53] 没听说过 [00:12:55] 啊 [00:12:56] 好像我就吃过全羊席 [00:12:59] 全鸭席 [00:13:01] 没听说 [00:13:02] 还有全猪席 [00:13:03] 这词儿心情 [00:13:05] 有的人还说什么玩意儿 [00:13:09] 大元帅太吝啬点 [00:13:11] 就咱们竟吃山珍海味了 [00:13:14] 没事儿吃什么猪肉全猪席 [00:13:17] 都什么玩意儿 [00:13:21] 并且议论纷纷 [00:13:23] 不满意 [00:13:24] 张作霖的脸刮吧 [00:13:26] 吹起来 [00:13:27] 眼珠地藏缘呢 [00:13:33] 说什么呢 [00:13:35] 今儿个招待我这些朋友吃什么 [00:13:39] 大帅大帅 [00:13:41] 息怒 [00:13:42] 挺小的 [00:13:43] 往下接着说 [00:13:45] 栾蒲包也豁出去了 [00:13:48] 不回答张作霖的问题 [00:13:50] 照样从容 [00:13:52] 镇定地跟大伙儿说 [00:13:55] 各位高朋 [00:13:57] 贵友 [00:13:59] 大家知道我们大元帅 [00:14:03] 是属猪的 [00:14:05] 是天星下界 [00:14:09] 大元帅不单说是属猪的 [00:14:13] 而且我们大帅 [00:14:15] 对猪年猪月猪日的事情 [00:14:19] 是非常的注意啊 [00:14:22] 是非常的信任 [00:14:24] 什么事情必须是猪年猪月猪日才能做决定 [00:14:30] 正因为如此 [00:14:32] 我们大元帅才能旗开得胜 [00:14:35] 马到成功 [00:14:37] 坐到这个位置上 [00:14:39] 咱们大元帅 [00:14:41] 不仅是天星下界 [00:14:45] 大家都知道她老人家最爱吃猪肉 [00:14:50] 既然大元帅爱吃猪肉 [00:14:53] 我们大家还有什么说的 [00:14:55] 我们就得借光 [00:14:57] 儿大元帅喜爱的就是我们大家都喜爱 [00:15:03] 今天大元帅设摆全猪宴 [00:15:08] 就是跟大家呀 [00:15:09] 有福同祥的意思 [00:15:12] 我们在座的各位都要粘大元帅地瓜 [00:15:16] 所以我们新丰楼才准备了全猪宴 [00:15:22] 您说他能白活 [00:15:26] 大伙一听 [00:15:27] 哎 [00:15:27] 是这么个理儿啊 [00:15:29] 张作霖干要挑毛病又乐了 [00:15:33] 哈哈哈哈 [00:15:38] 哇 [00:15:38] 这小子真能白活啊 [00:15:41] 对