[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:05] 姜子牙 [00:00:06] 让魔家四将 [00:00:08] 杀的是闭门不出啊 [00:00:11] 哎哟 [00:00:11] 这一仗败得太惨了 [00:00:14] 子牙回来一查点人数 [00:00:18] 带出去好几千 [00:00:19] 人马是死伤大半 [00:00:22] 光是那个名将就让人家给活吃了十多个去 [00:00:28] 子牙有点儿吓糊涂了 [00:00:30] 怎么回事儿呢 [00:00:32] 这么大的姜丞相 [00:00:35] 没少看兵书 [00:00:36] 战策这样的打法他从来没见过 [00:00:40] 同时呢 [00:00:42] 那子牙饰边兵书的呀 [00:00:44] 哦 [00:00:46] 姜子牙 [00:00:47] 会著兵书啊 [00:00:50] 黄石之三料子 [00:00:51] 崖之六抄吗 [00:00:54] 那就是文桃战五头 [00:00:55] 占龙头 [00:00:56] 占虎头 [00:00:56] 战犬逃战 [00:00:57] 爆头战 [00:01:00] 还写兵书的 [00:01:02] 能让人给打晕了 [00:01:05] 子牙痒 [00:01:06] 这叫什么战术啊 [00:01:09] 哦 [00:01:10] 一个轮着一把伞 [00:01:11] 一个弄这口宝剑 [00:01:12] 在地上画那么两个十字儿 [00:01:15] 在一个光光含枇杷 [00:01:18] 当时把这个疆场给闹的是乌云滚滚 [00:01:22] 天昏地暗 [00:01:23] 山崩地裂 [00:01:26] 致刮风下雨 [00:01:27] 万仞飞腾 [00:01:30] 这简直是乱了套了 [00:01:32] 没见过这种打法 [00:01:36] 现在怎么办 [00:01:38] 怎么办 [00:01:38] 紧闭城门 [00:01:39] 高悬免战 [00:01:42] 绝对不能再出战 [00:01:45] 你也别说呀 [00:01:47] 要不是龙须虎帮着这么1 to 忙活呀 [00:01:51] 恐怕连姜丞相都难以回城了 [00:01:56] 那金吒木吒借土遁逃啦 [00:02:00] 哪吒登风火轮飞到半空去了 [00:02:03] 黄飞虎架着五色神牛 [00:02:05] 大败而归 [00:02:07] 那子牙多亏了这四不像 [00:02:11] 要是别的战马 [00:02:13] 那就连人带马全交代了 [00:02:17] 你说这谁不害怕呀 [00:02:19] 同是后怕呀 [00:02:21] 子牙心想要这么打下去 [00:02:24] 不出三五站呢 [00:02:26] 我稀奇 [00:02:28] 就让人家给平了 [00:02:31] 你不用什么认罪服输了 [00:02:34] 交出武成王 [00:02:35] 人家不要了 [00:02:38] 就把你这整个稀奇 [00:02:41] 给你大如G 稳 [00:02:44] 免碎了就得了 [00:02:46] 哎哟我的天呐 [00:02:49] 子牙正在发愁 [00:02:52] 这时候来了这么一个道童 [00:02:54] 姜子牙心思啊 [00:02:56] 没在这上 [00:02:58] 确切点说心情很不好 [00:03:01] 但是因为是道童 [00:03:03] 不能不见啊 [00:03:04] 请进来吧 [00:03:06] 很不耐烦的 [00:03:09] 由外边儿把这味道同给让进来 [00:03:12] 大家一看 [00:03:14] 这味道童声的是上中等身材 [00:03:17] 年纪也就在20 上下 [00:03:20] 省的面撕 [00:03:21] 但今黄中透润 [00:03:24] 哎 [00:03:24] 眉清目秀 [00:03:25] 齿白唇红 [00:03:26] 大耳朝怀 [00:03:29] 高挽留新发展 [00:03:31] 一棵簪子憋着头顶 [00:03:34] 身穿水火薄 [00:03:36] 宝蓝色中衣脚下 [00:03:39] 蹬着一双麻吕 [00:03:43] 背后背着一口宝剑 [00:03:46] 看他的行动举止啊 [00:03:48] 潇洒漂移啊 [00:03:51] 他来到帅案前 [00:03:53] 给子牙识大礼 [00:03:55] 口称师叔在上 [00:03:59] 子牙呀 [00:04:00] 急忙站起来 [00:04:01] 绕过桌爱 [00:04:03] 把这道统给搀起来 [00:04:05] 哎呀 [00:04:07] 勉励勉励 [00:04:09] 请问先同你怎么称呼 [00:04:13] 这个童儿一笑 [00:04:14] 哎呀 [00:04:15] 师叔您千万跟小只我不要客套 [00:04:20] 我是您的门生 [00:04:22] 弟子乃玉泉山金霞洞玉鼎真人的门徒 [00:04:28] 我叫杨戬 [00:04:30] 哎 [00:04:31] 这就是啊后来 [00:04:34] 在天宫曾经斗过孙悟空的那个二郎神 [00:04:40] 现在啊 [00:04:42] 还没被封为二郎神呢 [00:04:46] 要不怎么三只眼呢 [00:04:48] 他为什么当间儿那眼睛不睁开啊 [00:04:51] 那不能轻易争内眼一一睁开啊 [00:04:55] 就突突突能冒三尺金光 [00:04:59] 子牙一听 [00:05:01] 哦 [00:05:02] 是玉鼎师兄的弟子 [00:05:05] 那可不是自己的门生 [00:05:07] 一样吗 [00:05:08] 哎呀 [00:05:09] 简直啊 [00:05:10] 呃 [00:05:11] 你这是干什么来了 [00:05:13] 是办事啊 [00:05:14] 还是从此路过呀 [00:05:17] 杨戬一笑 [00:05:18] 我是奉师命下山 [00:05:21] 投奔师叔您来 [00:05:24] 准备在您的帐前听用 [00:05:27] A 、跟随史书一道 [00:05:30] 吊民伐罪 [00:05:32] 世兴周灭纣啊 [00:05:36] Hu [00:05:37] 哎哟 [00:05:38] 子牙一厅来头不小啊 [00:05:41] 哦 [00:05:42] 呃 [00:05:42] 既然人家孩子这么老远奔我这儿来了 [00:05:46] 我也得客气点儿啊 [00:05:48] 把这些烦心的事儿就甭跟人家说了 [00:05:52] 子牙把哪吒叫过来 [00:05:54] 给他们小弟兄几个人引荐了一番 [00:05:58] 啊都是 [00:06:00] 秦书白 [00:06:00] 师兄弟吧 [00:06:02] 哎 [00:06:02] 你们替我接待一下啊 [00:06:06] 要是吃荤给他摆酒席 [00:06:09] 要是吃素给他上素斋 [00:06:12] 啊 [00:06:13] 一定要好好款待 [00:06:15] 啊 [00:06:15] 陪着他熟悉熟悉稀奇的情况啊 [00:06:20] 你们下去吧 [00:06:23] 子牙这一番安排 [00:06:26] 杨戬看出来了 [00:06:28] 她一看 [00:06:30] 丞相 [00:06:30] 心里头有事儿 [00:06:32] 看来啊 [00:06:33] 是不得不招呼我几句 [00:06:37] 我新来乍到的 [00:06:39] 史书 [00:06:41] 弟子觉得 [00:06:42] 您好像有些烦闷 [00:06:44] 哎呀 [00:06:46] 子牙一听 [00:06:47] 摇了摇头 [00:06:48] 杨戬 [00:06:48] 闲职啊 [00:06:50] 岂止是烦闷呢 [00:06:51] 我让人家杀得大败而归 [00:06:55] 就把与四魔王开战的事情跟杨戬说了一遍 [00:07:00] 杨戬一听 [00:07:01] 太乱了 [00:07:03] 嘿 [00:07:04] 自然觉得奇怪 [00:07:07] 你笑什么笑 [00:07:08] 你师叔无能啊 [00:07:11] 杨戬一听不是质数 [00:07:14] 你有什么为难的事情就跟小只我说呗 [00:07:18] 我是奉师命下山来辅佐您 [00:07:22] 那么我就得替师叔您呢分忧解愁啊 [00:07:26] 我知道 [00:07:26] 咱吸气 [00:07:27] 成田囤着众兵呢 [00:07:31] 我来的时候我就恩施也跟我说了 [00:07:34] 贾梦滚死魔王率大兵Shi y [00:07:38] 来伐西岐 [00:07:40] 那么侄儿我来了是干嘛来了 [00:07:43] 我就是助战来了 [00:07:45] 您不能总这么挂着免战牌 [00:07:47] 关着城门 [00:07:48] 这太被动了 [00:07:49] 带小侄儿我出去 [00:07:52] 跟这四个魔师较量较量 [00:07:55] 呃 [00:07:55] 不行不行 [00:07:57] 子牙一把手把杨戬给拉过来了 [00:08:00] 怎么回事儿 [00:08:01] 嗨 [00:08:02] 你师父一番好意啊 [00:08:05] 把你打发来了 [00:08:06] 你跟着你家恩师 [00:08:09] 在玉泉山苦练那么容易啊 [00:08:13] 要提起这个修道的事 [00:08:15] 跟别人说不知道 [00:08:16] 我最清楚那是十分清苦啊 [00:08:20] 你可能有些本领 [00:08:23] 但是呢 [00:08:23] 本领来之不易 [00:08:25] 我就让你毁在我的西岐城前 [00:08:29] 那我对得起你老师吗 [00:08:31] 哎 [00:08:32] 杨姐一听不对 [00:08:34] 师叔您不用为小只我担心 [00:08:37] 他们不能把我怎么样 [00:08:38] 我见机行事呗 [00:08:40] 能打 [00:08:42] 跟他交手战上几个回合不能打 [00:08:46] 那小子我就退回城来 [00:08:49] 您还继续把免战牌挂上去不就完了吗 [00:08:53] 哎 [00:08:55] 子牙叹了口气 [00:08:56] 年轻好胜啊 [00:08:58] Iphone 师命下山来帮助我到这儿哪能不露一手啊 [00:09:04] 可是你千万要小心呐 [00:09:08] 你看 [00:09:09] 说到这儿 [00:09:10] 子牙把胡须拖起来了 [00:09:12] 什么意思 [00:09:13] 为师叔我这么一把的年纪了 [00:09:15] 我都没见过这样的战术 [00:09:18] 一定要留神 [00:09:20] 呃 [00:09:20] 我记住了 [00:09:21] 不行 [00:09:22] 派金吒、木吒、哪吒兄弟三人给你略阵 [00:09:27] 就那儿给你站着助威 [00:09:29] 同时嘱咐哪吒 [00:09:31] 一旦要看魔家四将移动那个伞跟枇杷 [00:09:36] 你们呀 [00:09:37] 不一起养起来就跑 [00:09:39] 杨姐 [00:09:40] 你听这哪儿跟哪儿啊 [00:09:41] 这是 [00:09:42] 这哪是打仗啊 [00:09:43] 还没等跟敌军见面 [00:09:45] 先准备把我背跑喽 [00:09:46] 哈 [00:09:47] 哎 [00:09:47] 好了好了 [00:09:48] 诗书一番好意都为了小之舞 [00:09:52] 呃 [00:09:52] 你得要多少人马呀 [00:09:55] 说这是子牙也担心 [00:09:56] 怎么你说给不给他军校啊 [00:09:59] 要给他3000人马 [00:10:02] 这不是太简单了吗 [00:10:05] 怎么也得有几千人 [00:10:07] 你得摆个长蛇阵叫人看看 [00:10:09] 可子牙还舍不得 [00:10:11] 怎么 [00:10:12] 我稀奇有数的兵将让人毁了这么多了 [00:10:16] 我再给你3000这出去 [00:10:18] 那不就白饶了吗 [00:10:21] 杨戬倒好 [00:10:23] 师叔 [00:10:23] 您不用给我派人马 [00:10:26] 我也不用摆什么阵势 [00:10:28] 其实我这几个小弟弟啊 [00:10:30] 谁也不用跟着我出去 [00:10:33] 你们要愿意看热闹 [00:10:34] 站在城头上瞅瞅就得了 [00:10:36] 我一个人见识见识 [00:10:39] 这四位魔王 [00:10:41] 嘿 [00:10:41] 这倒不赖 [00:10:43] 人家不带兵卒 [00:10:45] 军校也放心了 [00:10:47] 谁愿意出去啊 [00:10:48] 靠 [00:10:49] 有好多人都身临其境亲自经历过了 [00:10:54] 这可真是一年经蛇咬我的天 [00:10:57] 再想出城会魔家四将 [00:10:59] 那等于去送命啊 [00:11:03] 杨戬说完了 [00:11:04] 子牙只好派他出城 [00:11:08] 勉勉强强的把那免战牌摘下来 [00:11:11] 这一摘免战牌 [00:11:13] 人家呈堂大营就知道了 [00:11:16] 魔家四将惊什么稀奇 [00:11:19] 成把免战牌摘了 [00:11:21] 哦 [00:11:22] 甭问 [00:11:23] 这是来了援军了 [00:11:26] 听听消息再说吧 [00:11:29] 话音还没落呢 [00:11:30] 看哪来爆 [00:11:32] 说在营门前有个同er 讨债 [00:11:37] 四位大帅一听都泄气了 [00:11:40] 姜子牙费这么半天劲摘了免战牌 [00:11:43] 就派出个筒儿来啊 [00:11:44] 带我出去看看 [00:11:47] 茉莉清刚要站起来 [00:11:49] 被他四弟给拦住了 [00:11:51] 大哥杀鸡用牛刀 [00:11:56] 就这么个虫儿 [00:11:57] 还惊动您吧 [00:11:58] 带小弟我出去看看 [00:12:00] 正好上次与姜子牙交锋 [00:12:04] 我花虎雕吃了他那么几个人儿 [00:12:07] 没太吃足 [00:12:09] 今儿个看这童儿是怎么一个来头 [00:12:11] 让我花狐貂把它点不了就得了 [00:12:16] 这哥儿几个一听就乐了似地 [00:12:19] 要多加小心聊也无方啊 [00:12:24] 摸着手打里边儿杀出来 [00:12:27] 带领3000人马 [00:12:29] 来自镇前裂开队伍 [00:12:31] 疼疼疼疼 [00:12:33] 魔兽几步到阵前 [00:12:35] 好家火每迈一步 [00:12:37] 跟砸夯一样 [00:12:38] 疼疼的这地皮儿有点儿发抖 [00:12:43] 你这块头 [00:12:45] 他往杨戬跟前一站 [00:12:49] 杨戬啊 [00:12:50] 废了 [00:12:51] 是啊 [00:12:52] 他费什么事儿 [00:12:53] 他dei 翘着脚仰着脸看 [00:12:58] JX 的一大截子 [00:13:00] 杨姐站在魔兽跟前 [00:13:01] 他得站起来 [00:13:03] 如果说啊 [00:13:05] 此只脚抬着手 [00:13:07] 内俩手啊 [00:13:08] 要能够上 [00:13:09] 魔兽 [00:13:10] 你肋巴扇那就算够可以的了 [00:13:15] 杨戬一看这家伙这个怎么这么高啊 [00:13:18] 摸的时候低头看了看 [00:13:20] 杨戬小童儿 [00:13:23] 你是从哪里来的 [00:13:26] 呃 [00:13:26] 我是从玉泉山来哦 [00:13:30] 你上这儿干什么来了 [00:13:33] 呃 [00:13:33] 我想劝劝几位 [00:13:34] 赶快收兵 [00:13:36] 不要逆天行事 [00:13:39] 你们那个纣王天子啊 [00:13:40] 荒淫无道残害黎民百姓 [00:13:45] 现在因受江山气数已尽 [00:13:48] 你们领着好多人马 [00:13:51] 在这瞎闹腾什么呀 [00:13:54] 你们那个张桂芳不知好歹 [00:13:56] 直落得命丧稀奇 [00:13:59] 你们兄弟几个人 [00:14:01] 还想重蹈覆辙吗 [00:14:04] 想跟张桂芳一样啊 [00:14:07] 爷爷 [00:14:09] 魔力show [00:14:10] 差点儿落了 [00:14:11] 这个小童儿啊 [00:14:13] 长相不错 [00:14:15] 黄脸三只眼 [00:14:17] 倒是挺带人缘儿的 [00:14:19] 可有一样啊 [00:14:20] 这口气太大了 [00:14:23] 你有多大的本领啊 [00:14:25] 敢在疆场上 [00:14:28] 训觉 [00:14:28] 你家四将军 [00:14:30] 哼 [00:14:32] 想在这儿啊 [00:14:33] 摸着瘦一抬手 [00:14:35] 把花狐貂掏出来 [00:14:38] 他把花花一托在手上掂了掂 [00:14:41] 看了看杨戬 [00:14:43] 杨戬也看见了 [00:14:45] A [00:14:46] 杨铁心说 [00:14:47] 这什么玩意儿 [00:14:49] 他怎么解 [00:14:49] 兜里掏出小刺猬 [00:14:52] 不像刺猬a 白晶晶肉呼呼的 [00:14:56] 挺好玩儿 [00:14:58] 他要干嘛呀 [00:15:00] 杨戬正合计呢 [00:15:02] 魔兽掂了掂花狐貂 [00:15:04] 瞅瞅杨戬 [00:15:06] 要踹起来了 [00:15:08] 孜孜花不凋 [00:15:10] 直叫唤怎么回事 [00:15:11] 花雕不高兴啦 [00:15:14] 你把我拿出来 [00:15:16] 不就让我把对方吃掉吗 [00:15:18] 怎么又踹起来了 [00:15:20] 魔兽心想 [00:15:22] 就这黄连 [00:15:23] 小童 [00:15:24] 啊 [00:15:26] 我这花椒吃不饱啊 [00:15:29] 吃它不跟调个刀儿似的吗 [00:15:32] 算了吧 [00:15:33] 所以他揣起来了 [00:15:35] 就在这时 [00:15:36] 忽听叨唠一声炮响 [00:15:40] 嗯 [00:15:41] 把杨姐吓一跳 [00:15:42] 这怎么回事儿 [00:15:43] 她回头一看 [00:15:45] 从远处纱来一首人马 [00:15:49] 为什么有人打架 [00:15:51] 银盔银甲手to 方天画吉怪叫一声 [00:15:56] 就到了阵前 [00:16:00] 他看了看杨戬 [00:16:03] 笑到痛 [00:16:04] 你赶快闪过一旁 [00:16:08] 带我来 [00:16:09] 请拿次数 [00:16:12] 话音没落催马宁体 [00:16:15] 直曲摸着瘦 [00:16:18] 把魔兽杨戬给闹糊涂了 [00:16:21] 不知道在哪儿啊 [00:16:22] 杀出这么一位来 [00:16:24] 杨戬哪能知道这位是谁呀 [00:16:28] 这位是啊 [00:16:30] 稀奇的殿下 [00:16:32] 昔文王 [00:16:33] 第四十九子 [00:16:36] 他叫姬叔坤 [00:16:39] 他干什么来了 [00:16:40] 他押粮运草 [00:16:42] 把粮草运来了 [00:16:44] 他老远就看见了 [00:16:46] 一个小盗图 [00:16:48] 正跟魔兽那个说话呢 [00:16:52] 他问手下的偏将 [00:16:53] 这怎么回事儿 [00:16:55] 这篇将才跟他说 [00:16:57] 哎呀 [00:16:58] 殿下有所不知啊 [00:17:00] 我在路上就听说了 [00:17:02] 咱们程江打了败仗 [00:17:05] 哎 [00:17:05] 是有这么这么回事儿 [00:17:08] 把免战牌高高挂起 [00:17:10] 今天不知道为什么摘了 [00:17:11] 可能这个到同事助阵的 [00:17:14] 哎 [00:17:14] 来住咱西岐一臂之力 [00:17:17] 啊 [00:17:17] 要跟这个呈堂战将交锋 [00:17:21] 的疏忽一看呢 [00:17:23] 心里甭提多难过 [00:17:25] 怎么回事儿 [00:17:25] 她有点埋怨 [00:17:27] 埋怨谁呀 [00:17:28] 姜丞相 [00:17:29] 您打胜了也好 [00:17:31] 打败了也好 [00:17:32] 您得给这个同er 派点儿兵啊 [00:17:35] 咋能让他孤零零一个小童儿 [00:17:37] 站着镇前就跟人家交锋打仗 [00:17:41] 这简直是太丢稀奇的脸了 [00:17:46] 她也没回成 [00:17:48] 直接他就杀过来了 [00:17:51] 你说这也不好 [00:17:52] 让杨戬说什么呢 [00:17:54] 人家来助你一臂之力 [00:17:56] 你还有什么可挑件的 [00:17:59] 魔力瘦啊 [00:18:00] 也没弄明白怎么回事儿 [00:18:02] 反正他一看对方打着的旗号 [00:18:05] 这是稀奇的军校 [00:18:07] 这才知道 [00:18:08] 战几个回合 [00:18:10] 魔兽无心恋战 [00:18:13] 跟你们打个什么劲儿 [00:18:16] 他都不愿意使他这个点刚枪 [00:18:19] 他退后几步 [00:18:20] 把那花狐貂就记起来 [00:18:23] 这花虎头随风炸呼地一下再办 [00:18:26] 员工跟个大白象似的 [00:18:29] 把旁边儿站着的杨戬吓了一跳 [00:18:31] 哎哟 [00:18:32] 这么大个儿 [00:18:33] 刚才看在手里拖着挺好玩儿 [00:18:36] 这家伙也太让人看着眼晕了 [00:18:39] 就在这么一眨眼的功夫 [00:18:41] 这花花都卡的帖子 [00:18:44] 由上往下 [00:18:45] 张开大口的一口就把这位殿下给吞了一半 [00:18:50] 又一口内殿下就没了 [00:18:53] 连盔带甲全让人给吞下去了 [00:18:57] 只见摸的时候 [00:18:58] 把大手这么一杨一华忽掉忽的一下嘿 404

404,您请求的文件不存在!