[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 张作霖D 好朋友 [00:00:03] 剃头匠邢丽萍 [00:00:07] 他正往门前嘹望 [00:00:10] 结果顺子倒上了 [00:00:12] 来了一辆车 [00:00:14] 是一辆骡车 [00:00:17] 这大骡子跟秦缎子似的 [00:00:19] 毛韶锃明唰地 [00:00:22] 车也背心 [00:00:24] 上面铺的挺厚 [00:00:26] 车上坐根儿 [00:00:28] 除了赶车的老板之外 [00:00:30] 还带着一个保镖 [00:00:33] 哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇 [00:00:40] 就在剃头棚门前 [00:00:42] 车停住了 [00:00:45] 那保镖的 [00:00:47] 把主人从车上搀起来 [00:00:51] 这主人呢 [00:00:53] 走道都踩不死 [00:00:55] 一个臭虫迈着四方步 [00:00:58] 放着四烙的P [00:01:01] 还有点臭假 [00:01:03] 摇头晃脑 [00:01:05] 端肩缩脖 [00:01:08] 手里的胡须就进了剃头棚 [00:01:14] 邢丽萍一看呢 [00:01:15] 认识 [00:01:18] 离这七里地教程加哇 [00:01:21] 是橙子挖的大财主 [00:01:24] 叫城子山 [00:01:26] 外号人称城镇化 [00:01:30] 为什么起这么个绰号儿 [00:01:33] 因为他个儿高 [00:01:35] 不到两米差不多 [00:01:37] 这瘦的 [00:01:39] 就像那个黄干一样 [00:01:40] 走到老晃悠 [00:01:42] 故此教程杂货 [00:01:46] 这小子也是为富不仁 [00:01:48] 不杀穷人不富d Hu [00:01:51] 家族聚富 [00:01:53] 是富而不仁 [00:01:56] 大伙儿都戳他的脊梁骨 [00:02:00] 邢立平父子那时候挑这个 [00:02:03] 挑到4 Y 去剃头 [00:02:05] 美短 [00:02:06] 造成消化 [00:02:08] 也给柘城大旺刮过脸 [00:02:12] 打过辫子 [00:02:14] 每回他都不给钱 [00:02:18] 没想到这小子居然跑到这儿来 [00:02:21] 邢立平心说 [00:02:24] 他竟上镇安县、黑山县、海城 [00:02:27] 见他不上我这儿来 [00:02:30] 今儿是夜猫子 [00:02:32] 进宅 [00:02:32] 无事不来吧 [00:02:35] 小心点啊 [00:02:35] 可不得罪不起 [00:02:38] 内保镖站在门前了 [00:02:41] 承德晃进屋之后没等让你就坐下 [00:02:45] 邢丽萍赶紧倒了杯白水双手给送过去 [00:02:50] 陈大爷 [00:02:51] 您好啊 [00:02:52] 我这儿没茶叶你 [00:02:54] 你委屈委屈先喝口白水吧 [00:02:58] 哎 [00:02:58] 不必不必 [00:03:01] 丽萍 [00:03:02] 你还认得我怎么认得脾气 [00:03:06] 你撑死爷了 [00:03:07] 那哪有不认得的 [00:03:09] 好 [00:03:11] 认得就好 [00:03:14] 活忙吗 [00:03:16] 没什么活 [00:03:17] 小地方一天能做个五个六个的 [00:03:21] 就算不错的 [00:03:22] 嗯 [00:03:24] 今天我办事儿啊 [00:03:26] 在贵宝号路过 [00:03:30] 你丫给我绞绞胡子 [00:03:32] 另外给我打打辫子啊 [00:03:35] 哎哎 [00:03:36] 你歇一会儿 [00:03:38] 然后我就伺候您 [00:03:42] 喝了两口水儿坐在椅子上 [00:03:46] 邢丽萍把绣面一碗 [00:03:47] 开始做活儿 [00:03:50] 刮脸 [00:03:51] 其胡子梳大辫 [00:03:54] 你看 [00:03:54] 这还清朝末年的事儿都梳大辫儿 [00:04:00] 等全伺候完了 [00:04:04] 唐大爷 [00:04:05] 您看看还满意吗 [00:04:07] 他对着镜子照着 [00:04:08] 嗯 [00:04:10] 李萍 [00:04:12] 手艺真不错呀 [00:04:14] 很好很好 [00:04:17] 说完了 [00:04:17] 再兜里头掏出五两银子往桌上一放 [00:04:23] 嗯 [00:04:25] 这是给你剃头的钱啊 [00:04:29] 邢丽萍 [00:04:30] 医看吗 [00:04:31] 这老家伙学好了 [00:04:35] 他竟算计别人儿 [00:04:37] 今儿个日头从哪边出来的 [00:04:40] 本来梳辫子、剃头、刮脸也就十个铜钱 [00:04:46] 这怎么跟五两银子 [00:04:50] 成本也用不了这么多 [00:04:51] 拿着拿着 [00:04:54] 咱也是乡里乡亲的 [00:04:57] 这算个什么呢 [00:04:59] 我谢谢大爷拿着 [00:05:02] 邢丽萍刚要借钱 [00:05:04] 所以想从兜一伸手 [00:05:06] 又拿出十两来放桌上 [00:05:08] 这也拿着 [00:05:10] 这是给你的赏见 [00:05:13] 哎呀 [00:05:13] 行 [00:05:13] 丽萍可真有点纳闷 [00:05:15] 我我大爷这钱我可不敢要 [00:05:18] 有道是无功受禄寝食不安 [00:05:21] 我没给您干什么 [00:05:23] 您给我赏钱干什么 [00:05:29] 丽萍啊 [00:05:31] 你把钱收下 [00:05:35] 你要绝对的相信我 [00:05:37] 当然了 [00:05:39] 你也明白 [00:05:41] 我是无事不登三宝殿 [00:05:45] 今天有一事相求 [00:05:49] 大爷 [00:05:51] 有话您只管说 [00:05:53] 凡是小人我能办到的 [00:05:56] 我一定尽力而为 [00:05:59] 痛快 [00:06:01] 痛苦 [00:06:03] 咱们都是混事的人 [00:06:06] 一点就靠 [00:06:09] 我说丽萍啊 [00:06:10] 我跟你打听打听 [00:06:13] 从你的门口出去 [00:06:16] 可能是你们二道沟的后街吧 [00:06:21] 政府第三甲 [00:06:24] 那是谁家 [00:06:26] 啊 [00:06:26] 我我想想 [00:06:29] 门前有什么标志没有 [00:06:33] 有什么计划啊 [00:06:35] 门前左边是一棵大榆树 [00:06:39] 要么 [00:06:40] 有两个大石头 [00:06:41] 庄子就是那个院 [00:06:45] 哎呀 [00:06:47] 行李评一评 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[00:11:14] 姑娘眼光也高 [00:11:16] 特别是他们那个当家人张作霖、张老嘎达那说了算 [00:11:22] 那阳光更高 [00:11:24] 恐怕这个事儿不行 [00:11:28] 为什么 [00:11:29] 我哪点配不上的 [00:11:32] 他这不明摆着的事儿 [00:11:35] 您今年多大岁数了 [00:11:37] 58 啊 [00:11:38] 还是呢 [00:11:40] 你都58 了 [00:11:41] 人家20 挂零 [00:11:44] 从年龄上讲相差的太悬殊了 [00:11:48] 不行这 [00:11:49] 这这是绝对不行 [00:11:50] 我看您 [00:11:51] 那就死了这份心a [00:11:54] 丽萍 [00:11:56] 你别把话说的这么绝呢 [00:11:59] 有道是一家女百家求啊 [00:12:04] 是我年岁是大了点 [00:12:07] 但是我家条件好啊 [00:12:11] 别地上头 [00:12:13] 全说得过去 [00:12:14] 这不也就弥补上了 [00:12:17] 丽萍 [00:12:19] 你费什么事啊 [00:12:20] 你就说几句话 [00:12:22] 他愿意就愿意 [00:12:23] 不愿意拉倒呗 [00:12:26] 嗯 [00:12:27] 嗯嗯 [00:12:29] 哎呀 [00:12:31] 好美啊 [00:12:32] 跟球的名下了 [00:12:35] 那我就试试 [00:12:36] 不过 [00:12:37] 咱把丑话说在前边儿这个事儿 [00:12:40] 不管是问还是不问 [00:12:42] 时常站着时 [00:12:44] 过去了 [00:12:46] 到那时 [00:12:47] 你可别怪我无能啊 [00:12:49] 哪能呢 [00:12:51] 李平 [00:12:52] 我都不敢听你的信 [00:12:55] 对啊 [00:12:57] 三天吧 [00:12:59] 你看怎么样 [00:13:00] 三天这时候你还来 [00:13:02] 我我告诉你一个确实的回答 [00:13:05] 妥了 [00:13:06] 一言为定啊 [00:13:08] 三天之后的这个时候 [00:13:10] 我来听你的信儿 [00:13:13] 不过丽萍啊 [00:13:14] 我知你家也挺困难 [00:13:17] 你娶了媳妇儿 [00:13:18] 挑门过日子 [00:13:19] 平一耍手艺 [00:13:20] 能挣几个钱 [00:13:23] 尤其这年头 [00:13:24] 兵荒马乱 [00:13:26] 剃头的手艺 [00:13:28] 喂不饱肚子 [00:13:30] 你要真把此事给办成了呢 [00:13:34] 我也不能白了 [00:13:37] 咱爷们有的是钱 [00:13:39] 多给你点儿钱 [00:13:41] 算我的扇子啊 [00:13:43] 李萍我可走了啊 [00:13:46] 邢丽萍赶紧把那十五两银子拿起来 [00:13:49] 唐大爷 [00:13:51] 这钱我不能收 [00:13:52] 您带着那能耐出手的银子我还能往回拿吗 [00:13:57] 不 [00:13:58] 不 [00:13:58] 这钱 [00:13:58] 说什么 [00:13:59] 我不能要 [00:14:00] 不说什么你也得要 [00:14:03] 你还怕我粘上你吗 [00:14:07] 就是不成 [00:14:08] 这钱也归你了 [00:14:10] 他问 [00:14:12] 行李平追的大门口 [00:14:15] 眼瞅着 [00:14:16] 他上了车 [00:14:17] 车老板一鞭子走了 [00:14:21] 这钱还没拿 [00:14:23] 哎呀 [00:14:24] 行 [00:14:24] 丽萍回来瞅这钱发了半天愣 [00:14:29] 听说十五两啊 [00:14:31] 这可也是钱啊 [00:14:35] 这玩意要省吃俭用半年之内 [00:14:39] 不用发愁了 [00:14:42] 我这日子过得的确也不宽 [00:14:45] 这点钱呢 [00:14:46] 还真解决了不少问题 [00:14:50] 可又一想 [00:14:51] 我怎么跟老嘎达张着嘴了 [00:14:56] 你成的话 [00:14:57] 拿了钱了 [00:14:59] 我怎么的 [00:15:01] 我也得问一问 [00:15:03] 哎 [00:15:05] 喂 [00:15:06] 他瞅着银子正在发愁的时候 [00:15:10] 张作霖进来了 [00:15:13] 进屋就说 [00:15:14] 大哥 [00:15:15] 如果来晚了 [00:15:16] 你着急吗 [00:15:16] 哎哟哟兄弟 [00:15:18] 可不是怎么的 [00:15:20] 我在街上看了半天了 [00:15:23] 你怎么才来 [00:15:26] 你在家里没事儿 [00:15:27] 我娘身子骨不太好 [00:15:29] 陪着我娘唠会磕 [00:15:31] 你是值得老人顾虑多 [00:15:34] 哎呀 [00:15:34] 德波起来就没完了 [00:15:37] 我还抹不开转身就走一直落到现在我娘睡了 [00:15:42] 我这才出来 [00:15:44] 是啊 [00:15:45] 那你快坐下吃 [00:15:46] 没吃吃完了 [00:15:48] 张作霖到他们这太随便了 [00:15:52] 一眼就搂着这十五两银子 [00:15:56] 左麟一笑 [00:15:58] 大哥 [00:16:00] 怎么了 [00:16:01] 怎么这么多钱呢 [00:16:04] 做什么买卖呢啊喂 [00:16:08] Le ga [00:16:10] 你不问呢 [00:16:11] 我也得跟你说 [00:16:13] 这他这不是吗 [00:16:16] 方牌呀 [00:16:17] 来个人跟你啊 [00:16:20] 前后脚你要早来一会儿呢 [00:16:23] 就遇上 [00:16:25] 他呀 [00:16:25] 求我点事 [00:16:28] 因此 [00:16:28] 给我俩钱儿 [00:16:30] 是吗 [00:16:32] 这人够意思 [00:16:34] 出手大方 [00:16:36] 一值千金呐 [00:16:38] 求你办点儿事儿就给你这么多钱啊啊 [00:16:43] 这事儿不太好办 [00:16:46] 大家没事儿 [00:16:48] 你要办了跟我说 [00:16:51] 我替你跑的 [00:16:52] 他们不用就就是你的事儿 [00:16:56] 我的事儿什么事儿 [00:16:59] 我大哥你怎么了 [00:17:00] 吞吞吐吐说 [00:17:02] 哎哎哎 [00:17:05] 兄弟 [00:17:06] 你可别生气啊 [00:17:09] 你 [00:17:09] 你你 [00:17:10] 性如烈火 [00:17:11] 我都有点害怕 [00:17:13] 张作霖也乐了 [00:17:16] 说 [00:17:16] 大哥 [00:17:17] 你这人可真有意思 [00:17:19] 咱俩过命的交情 [00:17:21] 为了你我喝出不要脑袋去 [00:17:24] 你顾虑什么 [00:17:26] 哎哎 [00:17:26] 是啊 [00:17:27] 那我就跟你说吧 [00:17:29] 是这么这么这么这么回事儿 [00:17:34] 张作霖的脾气太爆 [00:17:37] 邢丽萍 [00:17:38] 这话呀 [00:17:39] 还没等说完呢 [00:17:41] 张作霖就听明白是怎么回事儿 [00:17:43] 霍然站起 [00:17:45] 把八经论起来对准行李瓶子 [00:17:48] 白忙啊 [00:17:53] 这个嘴巴把邢丽萍揍得在屋里 [00:17:56] 屋里外头去 [00:17:58] 哎呀 [00:18:00] 就这 [00:18:02] 二句话没等说出来 [00:18:04] 张作霖重新把它捞起来 [00:18:06] 不要啪啪啪 [00:18:10] 反正嘴巴就打起来没完 [00:18:15] 把邢丽萍揍得只小狗叫 [00:18:19] 哎呀 [00:18:19] 兄弟别打了我 [00:18:21] 我就知道不好 [00:18:22] 你不乐意就拉倒 [00:18:25] 张梓琳用手指着他鼻子 [00:18:28] 邢立萍 [00:18:29] 你是个人 [00:18:32] 我张某错翻了眼皮 [00:18:36] 我要知道你是这么个虎 [00:18:39] 我当初一日就不应当跟你交朋友 [00:18:43] 我应该不增你们家的门 [00:18:48] 肯定得够意思 [00:18:49] 你的事儿就是我的事儿 [00:18:51] 我的事儿就是你的事儿 [00:18:53] 我姐姐的婚姻大事岂能儿戏 [00:18:57] 你明知道此事不成 [00:18:59] 你为什么答应给说你为什么收他的银子 [00:19:05] 你这叫出卖朋友 [00:19:07] 你看我张作霖不值钱 [00:19:10] 你看我们老张家是下凡啦 [00:19:15] 张作霖这一说 [00:19:17] 行李平野 [00:19:18] 觉悟过来 [00:19:19] 当然就得千不该万 [00:19:21] 不该 [00:19:21] 真的真的 [00:19:22] 我现在后悔的人蒙逼了 [00:19:26] 就为你打得对你打 [00:19:28] 对你不乐意 [00:19:29] 这事儿就算拉倒 [00:19:31] 正说着讷老头儿蓝宝听着动静也都赶到外边 [00:19:36] 来了一瞅 [00:19:37] 堂哥俩一直挺好 [00:19:38] 这怎么回事儿 [00:19:40] 过来给拉开 [00:19:42] 张梓琳一抱拳老板 [00:19:44] 您给评评 [00:19:45] 这个理儿是这么这么这么这么回事儿 [00:19:48] 我哥哥做的对不 [00:19:50] 为什么说人人呢 [00:19:52] 为什么还答应跟我说一说它就应当拒绝 [00:19:56] 你说对不 [00:19:58] 嗯 [00:19:59] 老大呢 [00:20:01] 您说的对 [00:20:03] 你不揍他我也得揍他吗 [00:20:06] 这个卖家的东西 [00:20:08] 宁负竹竿不扶井绳啊 [00:20:11] 你是不是见财起意了 [00:20:13] 瞅着使我两银子你心里头动 [00:20:17] 我他妈跟你拼了 [00:20:19] 这老头也撞头蓝宝也埋怨邢丽萍一看我他妈里外不够人儿 [00:20:27] 干脆跪的地下不住地哀告 [00:20:30] 丈夫林心也软下来 [00:20:33] 拜拜 [00:20:34] 拜拜 [00:20:35] 我们哥俩是我们哥俩的事儿 [00:20:38] 我着急了 [00:20:39] 我揍他 [00:20:40] 将来呢 [00:20:41] 我做的不对 [00:20:41] 他可以揍我 [00:20:43] 我心服口服 [00:20:45] 我心里都招不开的事情 [00:20:47] 我就得说出来