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[00:00:01] 上回书
[00:00:03] 说到武松
[00:00:04] 发配
[00:00:07] 他算捡了个大便宜
[00:00:10] 保住了这条性命
[00:00:14] 临行之时
[00:00:16] 四邻好友
[00:00:20] 包括阳谷县衙门口的土兵
[00:00:24] 掉着眼泪前来送行啊
[00:00:29] 武松啊
[00:00:30] 得了个经验
[00:00:32] 为人
[00:00:33] 得做好事
[00:00:36] 才能得这么个结果
[00:00:39] 不然的话
[00:00:40] 这些乡亲们
[00:00:42] 能主动来送行吗
[00:00:45] 因此
[00:00:46] 武二郎是深受感动
[00:00:51] 临行之前
[00:00:53] 他拉住乔郓哥的手
[00:00:55] 一再叮嘱
[00:00:58] 孩儿啊
[00:00:59] 好兄弟
[00:01:01] 回家吧
[00:01:03] 我现在没有旁的力量
[00:01:05] 我这有纹银三十两
[00:01:09] 拿回去做个小买卖
[00:01:12] 给你爹的病好好治一治
[00:01:15] 以免我挂念
[00:01:17] 二叔啊
[00:01:18] 我真舍不得你
[00:01:20] 你是天底下最好的好人呢
[00:01:25] 这一发配
[00:01:26] 不知道何年何月才能见面
[00:01:31] 武松也掉了眼泪了
[00:01:34] 众人难分难舍
[00:01:36] 一直送出好几里地
[00:01:39] 武松这才说
[00:01:40] 各位
[00:01:41] 送君千里
[00:01:43] 终须一别呀
[00:01:45] 各位保重
[00:01:46] 咱们后会有期
[00:01:51] 一狠心
[00:01:53] 武松迈步
[00:01:54] 是开始上路
[00:01:57] 众人回去
[00:01:59] 咱不提
[00:02:01] 单说武松赶奔孟州
[00:02:04] 这一路之上是饥餐渴饮
[00:02:09] 这两名解差
[00:02:12] 跟武松处的都不错呀
[00:02:14] 是百般关照
[00:02:17] 比如说
[00:02:20] 到了一个地方
[00:02:21] 把刑枷给他去掉
[00:02:24] 脚镣给他去掉
[00:02:27] 那玩意儿戴着多别扭
[00:02:29] 嗯
[00:02:30] 让武松好好休息
[00:02:32] 主动给武松打洗脚水
[00:02:36] 帮着他擦身子
[00:02:38] 武松要说不愿意走
[00:02:40] 那就多休息一会儿
[00:02:43] 想吃什么
[00:02:44] 他们给买
[00:02:46] 也搭着武松挥金似土
[00:02:49] 用不着他们俩花钱
[00:02:52] 武松这腰里头有1 00多两银子呢
[00:02:56] 那也是钱呢
[00:02:59] 因此
[00:03:00] 这一路上一点儿罪也没遭着
[00:03:05] 现在的天气正好是六月中旬
[00:03:10] 这个阴历六月
[00:03:11] 那是正热的时候
[00:03:15] 每一天
[00:03:16] 挥汗如雨
[00:03:19] 走不了一会儿
[00:03:21] 这身上啊
[00:03:22] 就得湿透了
[00:03:24] 这两名解差就跟武松商议
[00:03:27] 我二爷
[00:03:29] 您呢
[00:03:30] 保重身体
[00:03:31] 最好晌午
[00:03:32] 头儿咱别走
[00:03:34] 睡足了
[00:03:35] 等凉快了咱再走
[00:03:37] 武松说好吧
[00:03:40] 这一天往前走
[00:03:41] 抬头一看
[00:03:42] 嚯
[00:03:44] 有一道大土岭
[00:03:48] 这道土岭光秃秃的
[00:03:51] 树木稀少
[00:03:53] 跟本地人一打听
[00:03:56] 这个地名叫狮子坡
[00:04:00] 坡那面就属孟州管了
[00:04:03] 看来离目的地不太远了
[00:04:08] 又快到晌午了
[00:04:11] 武松说
[00:04:12] 咱怎么办
[00:04:13] 加把劲儿
[00:04:14] 咱翻过十字坡
[00:04:16] 如果有店房
[00:04:18] 咱早早的住下
[00:04:19] 哪怕有饭馆呢
[00:04:21] 咱们连歇着再吃
[00:04:23] 俩解差说好吧
[00:04:26] 他们就翻过了狮子坡
[00:04:29] 登高往下一看
[00:04:30] 嚯
[00:04:32] 这块是风景如画呀
[00:04:36] 在眼前不远
[00:04:37] 就是个小村庄
[00:04:41] 有那么十几户人家
[00:04:44] 傍山靠水
[00:04:47] 武松一看这地方不错
[00:04:49] 诶诶
[00:04:50] 离老远
[00:04:51] 看见酒幌了
[00:04:53] 看着呗
[00:04:54] 那是饭馆儿
[00:04:55] 咱们就到那儿歇脚
[00:04:57] 诶行行行
[00:05:00] 时间不大
[00:05:01] 到小村落前边了
[00:05:04] 在村子口
[00:05:05] 道旁边
[00:05:07] 有一棵大柳树
[00:05:09] 这棵大树
[00:05:11] 五个人合抱
[00:05:13] 抱不过来
[00:05:14] 那么粗
[00:05:15] 像一把大伞
[00:05:16] 相似
[00:05:18] 那酒幌和酒旗就在树上挂着
[00:05:22] 离多远都能看见
[00:05:25] 再看靠着道边儿
[00:05:27] 山坡旁
[00:05:29] 有那么五间门脸儿
[00:05:31] 挺大挺大一个酒馆
[00:05:34] 虽然是土坯房
[00:05:37] 草顶
[00:05:38] 但是
[00:05:39] 干净
[00:05:40] 宽阔
[00:05:42] 后边还带着套院
[00:05:44] 他们三位迈步就进了酒馆了
[00:05:49] 诶
[00:05:49] 还真没有喝酒的
[00:05:51] 就他们仨人儿
[00:05:53] 找凉快地方
[00:05:55] 他们坐下了
[00:05:56] 两名解差
[00:05:58] 把水火棍
[00:06:00] 倚到墙角
[00:06:02] 把武松的刑枷给打开
[00:06:05] 往桌上一放
[00:06:06] 其他应用之物放到桌底下
[00:06:10] 把纽扣全解开
[00:06:12] 呼哧呼哧直喘
[00:06:14] 拿手巾擦着汗
[00:06:18] 可武松坐下之后
[00:06:19] 抬头一看
[00:06:22] 柜台后面坐着个女人
[00:06:26] 嚯
[00:06:27] 这女的倒饬的太扎眼了
[00:06:30] 这个女子平顶
[00:06:32] 身高没有八尺五
[00:06:34] 也差不多少
[00:06:36] 比一般的男人都高出一头来
[00:06:40] 肩宽
[00:06:41] 背后是绑扎
[00:06:43] 腰粗
[00:06:46] 满脑袋黄焦焦的头发
[00:06:49] 还梳了个美人揪
[00:06:54] 鬓角上插着不少野花
[00:06:58] 往脸上看脸上还抹了不少官粉
[00:07:02] 可能抹的太多了
[00:07:04] 一眨巴眼儿往下掉渣
[00:07:07] 描着眉
[00:07:08] 打着鬓
[00:07:10] 还抹了点腮红
[00:07:12] 度了点儿胭脂
[00:07:14] 上身穿红
[00:07:16] 下身葱芯绿汗巾儿纱腰
[00:07:21] 戴着金戒指
[00:07:23] 拿把大蒲扇
[00:07:25] 扑嗒扑嗒扇着
[00:07:27] 可这个女人也看了看武松他们
[00:07:31] 等他们坐稳当之后
[00:07:34] 小伙计
[00:07:35] 刚要过来
[00:07:37] 女掌柜的过来了
[00:07:38] 慢着
[00:07:41] 哟
[00:07:41] 三位大爷从远路来吧
[00:07:44] 天热
[00:07:45] 来来来
[00:07:46] 拿两把蒲扇来诶
[00:07:50] 快去打净面水来
[00:07:52] 蛮热情
[00:07:54] 三个人
[00:07:55] 也没客气
[00:07:56] 洗完脸之后坐下
[00:07:59] 这女掌柜吩咐一声
[00:08:01] 泡茶
[00:08:04] 天热
[00:08:05] 喝点茶水去暑
[00:08:07] 他亲自给三人倒了一碗
[00:08:11] 武松心中暗想
[00:08:13] 这个女人绝非等闲之辈
[00:08:16] 你瞅瞅这身梢
[00:08:18] 这个打扮
[00:08:19] 这两个眼睛
[00:08:20] 叽里咕噜来回直转
[00:08:22] 哎呀
[00:08:24] 我可得多加点儿小心
[00:08:27] 那会儿我就听说孟州道
[00:08:30] 不太平
[00:08:33] 人谨慎了
[00:08:34] 没有亏吃
[00:08:36] 可武松还发现
[00:08:38] 就在他洗脸一转身的这个时候
[00:08:42] 这个女人假装皮鞋
[00:08:45] 把手伸到桌子底下去了
[00:08:47] 摸了摸武松他们这包
[00:08:51] 俩解差没注意
[00:08:53] 武松可看清楚了
[00:08:55] 武松心里一动
[00:08:59] 干什么
[00:09:00] 莫非这是贼变
[00:09:04] 哦
[00:09:06] 摸摸我们那包里有没有硬头货
[00:09:10] 嘿嘿
[00:09:12] 你真要是个贼婆子
[00:09:14] 你可错打了算盘了
[00:09:17] 这一路之上
[00:09:18] 除了热之外
[00:09:19] 枯燥无味
[00:09:21] 正好
[00:09:22] 拿你寻寻开心
[00:09:26] 武松就打定主意了
[00:09:30] 切了五斤牛肉
[00:09:32] 五斤狗肉
[00:09:34] 酒端上来了
[00:09:36] 他们开始在这儿喝酒
[00:09:39] 武松这眼睛就盯着这个女主人
[00:09:43] 一瞅
[00:09:44] 这女子掀帘奔后院去了
[00:09:47] 好
[00:09:48] 半天二次回来
[00:09:50] 也盯着武松他们鬼头鬼脑的
[00:09:55] 不知道干些什么
[00:09:57] 武松心说
[00:09:58] 不管你是什么玩意儿吧
[00:10:01] 我先试探试探
[00:10:03] 两壶酒喝下去之后
[00:10:05] 武松把腿翘起来了
[00:10:08] 诶
[00:10:10] 女掌柜
[00:10:13] 有当家的吗
[00:10:16] 这俩解差一听捂着嘴就乐
[00:10:19] 这不没事儿逗咳嗽吗
[00:10:21] 那个女人把脸往下一沉
[00:10:23] 当时
[00:10:25] 又乐了
[00:10:25] 啊啊
[00:10:27] 瞧这位大爷说的
[00:10:30] 我能没有当家的吗
[00:10:32] 有啊
[00:10:33] 哦
[00:10:34] 请问你的掌柜到哪儿去了诶
[00:10:39] 他呀
[00:10:40] 是个买卖人
[00:10:42] 到外边做买卖去了
[00:10:45] 是吗
[00:10:47] 哎呀
[00:10:48] 长途跋涉一半会儿回不来吧
[00:10:53] 我说女掌柜
[00:10:54] 你一个人觉着不烦闷吗
[00:10:57] 诶
[00:10:59] 你要觉着枯燥无味的话
[00:11:01] 来来来
[00:11:02] 陪我们喝上几杯
[00:11:06] 咱们开开心
[00:11:10] 怎么样
[00:11:12] 那掌柜的闻听脸上的肉
[00:11:14] 嘣嘣嘣就蹦了好几下
[00:11:17] 马上
[00:11:18] 又变了脸儿了
[00:11:19] 还是乐呵呵的
[00:11:21] 啊啊
[00:11:22] 大爷
[00:11:23] 您太有意思了
[00:11:25] 我都这么大的年纪了
[00:11:27] 有什么乐子可寻呢啊
[00:11:30] 您别拿我随便开心了
[00:11:32] 我说伙计
[00:11:34] 给三位大爷敬酒来啦
[00:11:39] 又有一坛子酒端桌上了
[00:11:43] 武松倒了一杯
[00:11:45] 看了看酒
[00:11:46] 挺清
[00:11:47] 知
[00:11:48] 这里头没毛病呵
[00:11:51] 一会儿这一坛子酒又下去了
[00:11:55] 咱没说吗
[00:11:56] 那会儿那个酒啊
[00:11:58] 度数不高
[00:12:00] 都是低度酒
[00:12:02] 类似现在的啤酒
[00:12:04] 差不多少
[00:12:05] 不然的话
[00:12:06] 能一坛子一坛子喝吗
[00:12:10] 他们喝着酒啊
[00:12:11] 就当解渴
[00:12:13] 就当凉快了
[00:12:15] 但是不等于这种酒没有劲儿
[00:12:17] 这玩意儿后反烧
[00:12:20] 武松是海量
[00:12:23] 一口气儿喝两坛子没问题
[00:12:25] 他也不带醉的
[00:12:27] 后来武松吩咐一声
[00:12:29] 来
[00:12:30] 再给我添酒添肉
[00:12:34] 又添了五斤肉
[00:12:37] 这女掌柜的
[00:12:38] 亲自去给取酒
[00:12:41] 大爷
[00:12:42] 您喝这酒觉着怎么样
[00:12:44] 嗯
[00:12:44] 味道不错
[00:12:47] 您再尝尝
[00:12:50] 这酒是陈年好酒
[00:12:53] 比方才民喝过的酒啊
[00:12:55] 劲儿要大得多
[00:12:57] 不知道你满意不满意
[00:13:00] 拿来我看
[00:13:04] 武松拿过一只大碗来
[00:13:06] 倒了半碗
[00:13:07] 仔细一看
[00:13:09] 这酒看出毛病来了
[00:13:10] 酒发浑
[00:13:13] 提鼻子一闻
[00:13:15] 多少有点腥味儿
[00:13:17] 嗯
[00:13:18] 武松心里明白
[00:13:19] 这酒里头有毛病
[00:13:22] 肯定下了麻醉药了
[00:13:25] 那武松有经验呢
[00:13:27] 但是装糊涂
[00:13:29] 嗯
[00:13:30] 这酒的味儿可是不错
[00:13:33] 你早应该给我上这样的好酒是吗
[00:13:37] 那就请您多喝几碗来来
[00:13:40] 给俩解差也满上了
[00:13:43] 这俩芥差一对儿糊涂虫
[00:13:47] 他们哪知这里有毛病
[00:13:49] 端起来每人喝了一口
[00:13:53] 嗯
[00:13:53] 是是有劲儿
[00:13:55] 嗯
[00:13:55] 是比刚才那酒味儿浓的多好酒好酒
[00:13:59] 噔咚咚咚咚
[00:14:02] 一人喝了两碗
[00:14:05] 可就在女掌柜的一转身的功夫
[00:14:09] 武松
[00:14:10] 把那半碗酒泼地上了
[00:14:13] 假装喝了
[00:14:15] 可就在这时
[00:14:16] 就发现两名解差眼睛往上一翻
[00:14:20] 我就去
[00:14:22] 我这房子他怎么个
[00:14:23] 诶
[00:14:24] 怎么装个矮
[00:14:27] 通通
[00:14:29] 全都摔倒在地
[00:14:31] 武松呢
[00:14:33] 往桌上一趴
[00:14:34] 也假装中了麻醉药了
[00:14:38] 这时
[00:14:39] 这女掌柜的唰喇把身转过来
[00:14:42] 把腰一叉
[00:14:43] 是一阵大笑
[00:14:45] 哈哈哈哈
[00:14:50] 他娘的龟孙兔崽子
[00:14:53] 呸
[00:14:55] 哪来的贼配军
[00:14:57] 找老娘的便宜
[00:14:59] 你找死
[00:15:01] 小三小五
[00:15:02] 来了来了
[00:15:04] 后边出来好几个棒小伙子
[00:15:08] 把他们抬到人肉作坊
[00:15:11] 给我收拾了诶
[00:15:15] 把三个人架到后院去了
[00:15:18] 武松听得清清楚楚
[00:15:21] 什么
[00:15:22] 抬到哪儿去
[00:15:24] 人肉作坊
[00:15:26] 呦呵
[00:15:28] 还要把我们卸吧了
[00:15:30] 是怎么的
[00:15:30] 嗯
[00:15:32] 武二郎心里这么想着
[00:15:34] 可是被四个人抬着到了后院了
[00:15:38] 有个地闷子
[00:15:40] 地闷子
[00:15:41] 就是现在地下室
[00:15:44] 可挺宽敞
[00:15:45] 拐弯抹角走了好长一段时间
[00:15:50] 到了地方了
[00:15:52] 好像乒乓球那大案子有四五个
[00:15:57] 把他们仨放案子上
[00:16:00] 武松眯缝着眼一瞅
[00:16:03] 吓得头发根都竖起来了
[00:16:05] 哎哟
[00:16:07] 这简直是人间地狱呀
[00:16:11] 在眼前的墙上
[00:16:14] 有几把大钩子
[00:16:16] 挂着好几条大腿
[00:16:19] 可往墙角
[00:16:21] 你看
[00:16:22] 还有好几颗血淋淋的脑袋
[00:16:26] 啊
[00:16:27] 这就是人肉作坊
[00:16:30] 想要把我们收拾了卖人肉是怎么的
[00:16:34] 他心里想着
[00:16:36] 就发现旁边有人把水烧开了
[00:16:41] 这女掌柜的挽挽袖子
[00:16:43] 系上围裙
[00:16:44] 要亲自长刀
[00:16:46] 再看他一伸手
[00:16:47] 从肉二的底下长啷啷啷
[00:16:50] 拽出一把剔骨头
[00:16:52] 两面是刃的剪刀
[00:16:57] 对
[00:16:57] 武松就要下家伙
[00:17:00] 因为武松找他
[00:17:01] 便宜了
[00:17:02] 他恨武松
[00:17:03] 拿他先开刀
[00:17:06] 武松
[00:17:07] 能叫他收拾吗
[00:17:09] 就在他刚一伸手的时候
[00:17:11] 武二郎使了个鲤鱼打挺
[00:17:14] 下面使了个钩挂连环腿
[00:17:17] 嗖啪
[00:17:19] 这一脚正蹬到女掌柜肚子上
[00:17:23] 那武松多大的劲儿
[00:17:25] 把女掌柜给蹬的噔噔噔胡同来来来
[00:17:29] 摔出一丈多远
[00:17:31] 刀也撒手了
[00:17:34] 啊
[00:17:35] 这女掌柜的也不含糊
[00:17:36] 一骨碌神站起来
[00:17:38] 药诈尸了是怎么的怎么着
[00:17:42] 药没有劲儿了
[00:17:43] 给我打
[00:17:46] 里里外外十几个棒小伙子各抄家伙
[00:17:51] 把武松就围上了
[00:17:53] 武松往肉二上一站
[00:17:55] 哈哈大笑
[00:17:57] 好嘛
[00:17:58] 来吧
[00:17:58] 龟孙们
[00:18:00] 今儿看咱们谁收拾谁
[00:18:03] 您想想
[00:18:06] 这帮人怎么是武松的对手
[00:18:10] 眨眼的功夫
[00:18:11] 让五郎给揍得东倒西歪
[00:18:14] 是鼻青脸肿
[00:18:15] 爹妈瞧瞧
[00:18:18] 再者一说
[00:18:19] 这里面能有多大的地方
[00:18:21] 也施展不开呀
[00:18:23] 后来这女掌柜的飞身行到了外边儿了
[00:18:26] 就骂
[00:18:28] 我那大个子有种的
[00:18:30] 你出来
[00:18:31] 爷爷来了
[00:18:34] 紧跟着
[00:18:35] 武松从地门子到了平地
[00:18:39] 可这时候
[00:18:40] 这女掌柜的从屋里头抄起一条铜棍来
[00:18:44] 跟武松就站在一处
[00:18:47] 武松暗自点头
[00:18:50] 罢了
[00:18:52] 这女人果然有把子力气
[00:18:55] 好功夫
[00:18:56] 受过名人的传授
[00:18:58] 高人的指点
[00:18:59] 不然的话
[00:18:59] 手底下不能这么干净
[00:19:01] 不过你跟我比
[00:19:03] 你还是差点
[00:19:06] 后来呀
[00:19:07] 这女掌柜的一棍子砸空
[00:19:11] 被武松冷不丁把棍头给抓住
[00:19:14] 呸
[00:19:15] 你给我
[00:19:17] 你给我吧你
[00:19:20] 武松
[00:19:21] 往怀里一带
[00:19:23] 女掌柜的没收住身子
[00:19:26] 往前这么一摘歪
[00:19:28] 让武松一脚
[00:19:30] 是二次登岛
[00:19:33] 然后用脚把它踩住
[00:19:36] 把拳头就举起来了
[00:19:40] 要用景阳冈打虎的劲头揍这母夜叉
[00:19:45] 那真给嗨上
[00:19:48] 这女人的命就保不住了
[00:19:51] 就在这紧要关头
[00:19:53] 角门呢
[00:19:54] 有人喊了一声
[00:19:56] 声音洪亮
[00:19:58] 妈
[00:19:59] 好汉留情
[00:20:02] 武松就没打
[00:20:05] 甩脸观看
[00:20:06] 哗
[00:20:08] 站着一个30 多岁的中年人
[00:20:12] 此人头上戴着甩头疙瘩巾
[00:20:18] 周身穿青
[00:20:19] 遍体挂灶
[00:20:21] 面似姜黄
[00:20:23] 一对黑眼珠
[00:20:25] 是锃明刷亮啊
[00:20:28] 胸脯好像扣两个大板
[00:20:31] 后边还跟着几个伙计
[00:20:36] 武松一看就知道是个练家子
[00:20:39] 但这个人跟这个女掌柜什么关系
[00:20:43] 他不清楚
[00:20:44] 就在这时
[00:20:45] 这主抢步过来了
[00:20:48] 冲着武松是一躬到地呀
[00:20:52] 好汉留情
[00:20:53] 小可这厢有礼了
[00:20:59] 你看这武松啊
[00:21:01] 不怕横的
[00:21:03] 怕软的
[00:21:05] 他把脚一抬
[00:21:07] 这女人一骨碌身站起来了
[00:21:10] 呲牙咧嘴
[00:21:12] 双手拄着腰
[00:21:14] 哎哟哎哟
[00:21:16] 可把我打死了
[00:21:18] 当家的
[00:21:20] 你给我出气
[00:21:22] 来到这
[00:21:23] 主冲着他一瞪眼
[00:21:25] 到一边待着
[00:21:26] 净给我惹祸了
[00:21:30] 然后对武松说
[00:21:32] 请问好汉尊姓大名
[00:21:36] 仙乡何处我
[00:21:40] 武松稍微愣了一下
[00:21:41] 又一想
[00:21:43] 没必要隐姓埋名
[00:21:45] 我怕什么
[00:21:47] 我都落到这份上了无所顾忌
[00:21:50] 武松把胸脯一拔
[00:21:52] 问我
[00:21:54] 我是山东清河县的人
[00:21:57] 姓武名松
[00:21:59] 排行第二武松
[00:22:03] 师爷
[00:22:04] 哎呀
[00:22:05] 莫非您就是景阳冈上打死猛虎的英雄
[00:22:10] 正是在下
[00:22:12] 这个人是倒身便拜呀
[00:22:17] 久闻武壮士大名轰雷贯耳
[00:22:21] 今日得见
[00:22:22] 三生有幸
[00:22:24] 得罪了得罪了
[00:22:26] 回过手拉那女掌柜的
[00:22:29] 跪下
[00:22:30] 跪下
[00:22:30] 这是打虎的好汉
[00:22:33] 这女掌柜的文听吐了一下舌头
[00:22:35] 缩了一下脖
[00:22:37] 妈耶
[00:22:38] 原来是他呀
[00:22:40] 我说这么邪乎呢
[00:22:42] 好像没当老虎
[00:22:43] 把我给拍到这儿
[00:22:45] 他还开了句玩笑
[00:22:47] 飘飘万福
[00:22:51] 武松哪见过这个
[00:22:53] 往旁边一闪身
[00:22:55] 以礼相还不敢当不敢当
[00:22:58] 方才多有得罪
[00:23:01] 哎呀
[00:23:03] 大水冲了龙王庙
[00:23:05] 一家人不认一家人了
[00:23:06] 当家的
[00:23:07] 快点叫咱们孩子们排摆酒宴
[00:23:11] 给打虎的壮士接风
[00:23:13] 对对对外边儿准备准备
[00:23:15] 把幌摘了
[00:23:17] 不卖座了
[00:23:18] 专门招待打虎的英雄
[00:23:22] 你说这帮人
[00:23:24] 方才呲牙瞪眼玩命
[00:23:27] 现在成为一家人了
[00:23:30] 一个个都像洗面佛似的
[00:23:32] 把幌摘了
[00:23:33] 炸板儿上上
[00:23:35] 里边排摆酒宴
[00:23:37] 煎炒烹炸
[00:23:39] 宽带武松
[00:23:41] 武松说
[00:23:42] 我我那还有俩伙计呢
[00:23:44] 还在你们那个人肉作坊呢
[00:23:47] 哎
[00:23:47] 放心吧
[00:23:48] 马上就把他们给放了
[00:23:51] 给俩解差
[00:23:52] 灌了解药
[00:23:54] 把他们架到外头来了
[00:23:56] 可这二位好半天才明白过来
[00:23:59] 诶
[00:24:01] 诶喂
[00:24:04] 往这边看看
[00:24:05] 往那边看看
[00:24:06] 我这酒还真不错
[00:24:08] 真有劲儿
[00:24:10] 喝完就睡着了
[00:24:12] 一句话惹的是哄堂大笑
[00:24:16] 武松心说
[00:24:17] 可不是
[00:24:18] 这酒不错嘛
[00:24:19] 要没有我呀
[00:24:21] 你早叫人家卸吧了
[00:24:24] 两名解差后来才明白是怎么回事
[00:24:28] 吓得冒出一身冷汗
[00:24:31] 这时
[00:24:33] 已经调摆桌椅
[00:24:36] 这男女二人
[00:24:37] 请武松上座
[00:24:40] 武松说什么也不答应二位啊
[00:24:44] 你们光问了我了
[00:24:46] 我还没有请教二位尊姓大名呢
[00:24:51] 哎
[00:24:51] 坐下说
[00:24:52] 坐下说
[00:24:53] 远来者为客
[00:24:55] 理应上座
[00:24:58] 武松没办法坐下了
[00:25:01] 两名解差挨着他坐下
[00:25:04] 这一男一女坐在对面
[00:25:07] 其他的伙计们垂手站立在两旁
[00:25:12] 专去那个满酒布菜的主
[00:25:17] 武松这才问
[00:25:19] 二位
[00:25:19] 请把大名赐下来吧
[00:25:21] 哈哈
[00:25:23] 我们有什么大名啊
[00:25:28] 乃是碌碌之辈
[00:25:30] 这男的用手一指自己的鼻子
[00:25:34] 我姓张
[00:25:36] 我叫张青
[00:25:37] 有个小小的绰号
[00:25:40] 菜园子
[00:25:41] 因为当初我在光明寺种过菜
[00:25:45] 故此得名
[00:25:48] 这是贱内
[00:25:50] 他一指这女的
[00:25:52] 贱内呀
[00:25:53] 就是夫人
[00:25:56] 客气话呗
[00:25:57] 这是贱内姓孙
[00:26:00] 叫孙二娘
[00:26:01] 江湖绰号母夜叉
[00:26:05] 武松一听就站起来了
[00:26:08] 哎哟
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