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[00:00:00] 书接前文
[00:00:03] 小剑魔白老白一子劈死五阴剑客
[00:00:08] 庄子琴
[00:00:09] 真是大快人心
[00:00:13] 当这时候再说
[00:00:16] 来了一个主
[00:00:18] 看上去遭了何乐不起晚
[00:00:22] 穿着打扮也一般
[00:00:25] 可以说
[00:00:26] 这人呢
[00:00:26] 比难看的墙布多少系泊大脑壳
[00:00:31] 酷似仿佛安
[00:00:35] 他这人还挺稳的
[00:00:37] 他提出来了
[00:00:39] 晚上D 宝剑丢没丢
[00:00:43] 你怎么找着的
[00:00:45] 是不是我给送回去的a 杯子
[00:00:48] 难道我
[00:00:50] 不够资格跟你比五吗
[00:00:54] 一句话
[00:00:54] 不要紧
[00:00:56] 白一子的脸腾就红了
[00:01:00] 什么原因咱前面诉说了
[00:01:03] 白一子等于栽了个软跟投
[00:01:07] 那玩意能接受得了吗
[00:01:09] 他也骄傲的不得了
[00:01:12] 心说
[00:01:12] 好小子
[00:01:13] 闹了半天就是你干的
[00:01:16] 我正找不着你
[00:01:18] 你主动登台
[00:01:20] 该着我出气呀
[00:01:23] 白一子刚想说话
[00:01:25] 防栓在旁边
[00:01:27] 老方说话
[00:01:29] 嗯嗯嗯嗯
[00:01:33] 我们这才闹清楚
[00:01:35] 闹了半天贼在这儿呢
[00:01:38] 真是不打自招啊a
[00:01:42] 我说
[00:01:42] 朋友
[00:01:43] 倒个班儿吧
[00:01:45] 哪个门店哪个户的
[00:01:48] 家住哪里
[00:01:50] 姓字名谁
[00:01:52] 当然
[00:01:53] 这么多人说一说吧
[00:01:56] 哈哈哈哈
[00:01:59] 说不说一样
[00:02:01] 我乃无名少姓之辈
[00:02:05] 我不愿意报出我的名
[00:02:07] 报出来你们也不知道
[00:02:10] 问这干嘛呀
[00:02:12] 咱比的是5 e
[00:02:14] 动的是真格的
[00:02:17] 不用耍嘴皮子试试吗
[00:02:21] 看来你是个无名的鼠辈
[00:02:25] 你不敢抱成明星
[00:02:28] 我说句不好听的话
[00:02:29] 你简直是爹多娘少的货呀
[00:02:34] 你充其量是个小毛贼
[00:02:37] 劳动来狗洞去啊
[00:02:40] 昨天晚上跑我们南牌楼镇折腾去了
[00:02:44] 把小建模D 宝剑给偷走了
[00:02:47] 那算个什么呢
[00:02:50] 我也会
[00:02:52] 啊
[00:02:52] 趁着屋里没人
[00:02:54] 你又给送回去了
[00:02:56] 哎呀
[00:02:57] 雕虫小技
[00:02:59] 不值一提呀
[00:03:01] 只是我问你一件事儿
[00:03:04] 我干姥给你放了点血呗
[00:03:07] 哎
[00:03:08] 给你扎的什么部位呢
[00:03:11] 你敢说吗
[00:03:14] 你是什么人
[00:03:16] 连我都不认得
[00:03:17] 好吗
[00:03:19] 我在西博大头鬼
[00:03:21] 天下第一的剑客房书安
[00:03:26] 一句话啊
[00:03:31] 比了
[00:03:32] 开锅了
[00:03:33] 开封府的侠剑客
[00:03:35] 老少英雄乐得直不起腰呢
[00:03:39] 听说房山这脸皮真够厚的
[00:03:43] 不管什么场合啊
[00:03:45] 逮着就说
[00:03:47] 哎呀
[00:03:47] 大伙儿也司空见惯
[00:03:49] 也不以为然了
[00:03:51] 单说方川
[00:03:52] 说完这话
[00:03:53] 脸不红不白的
[00:03:55] 就跟真的差不多少
[00:03:57] 那个主一听
[00:03:58] 也乐得直不起腰来了
[00:04:04] 哎呀
[00:04:06] 我说你真不知道天下还有羞耻二字
[00:04:10] 你的脸皮有多厚
[00:04:13] 比我的脚后跟恐怕还后怕
[00:04:16] 你简直太不害臊了
[00:04:20] 说什么我不害臊
[00:04:22] 比我不害臊的人多的是
[00:04:26] a 把这篇掀过去
[00:04:28] 你说这帐怎么算呢
[00:04:31] 怎么算
[00:04:32] 我要去量
[00:04:35] 徐良的歌给我放了血了
[00:04:38] 明人不做暗事
[00:04:40] Ka
[00:04:41] 说着话
[00:04:42] 他把衣服解开了
[00:04:44] 用手往肩头上运止
[00:04:47] 房书安和小建模看得清楚
[00:04:50] 闹了半天
[00:04:51] 这肩膀子拿药乎着呢
[00:04:54] 徐良的一标正好打在肩头上
[00:04:58] 但是擦边
[00:05:00] 没把的时代
[00:05:02] 就擦边儿也受不了
[00:05:04] 弄了个口子
[00:05:05] 故此她上了钥匙
[00:05:08] 这煮着火也上来了
[00:05:11] 徐良
[00:05:11] 什么东西
[00:05:13] 不就是会扔零碎儿吗a
[00:05:16] 我刚出世
[00:05:18] 我就挂了彩了
[00:05:20] 实在叫人心不甘
[00:05:22] 我今儿个找老君来算账
[00:05:25] 顺便给小剑魔白老提个醒
[00:05:29] 大丈夫敢作敢为闹南
[00:05:32] 牌楼镇就是我
[00:05:34] 我小电摩你服不
[00:05:37] 不如咱俩比划比划
[00:05:39] 我当场叫你出丑
[00:05:42] 你信不
[00:05:43] 别以为你们了不起什么上三门的
[00:05:47] 开封府的
[00:05:49] 明白
[00:05:50] 哪个都是侠剑客
[00:05:52] 这个那个
[00:05:52] 张三李四木头溜瘸驴破磨
[00:05:56] 我呀
[00:05:57] 没拿你们当回事儿
[00:05:59] 我可跟你们说清楚了
[00:06:01] 我也不是偏袒着金灯剑客夏随点儿
[00:06:05] 我跟你们两方都没有关系
[00:06:08] 我就是谁不服我打谁
[00:06:12] 你信不
[00:06:13] 哎呀
[00:06:16] 今天不要脸的人大聚会啊
[00:06:19] 你说我脸皮厚
[00:06:21] 我拿你的脸皮比我还好
[00:06:25] 我的小祖宗
[00:06:27] 咱没工夫跟他晦气
[00:06:29] 应该歇着还是下级歇着
[00:06:34] 小建模什么身份
[00:06:36] 一看就是个狂徒
[00:06:39] 不愿意跟他置气
[00:06:41] 仿佛安这一劝
[00:06:43] 小建模就点了头了
[00:06:45] 转身跳下圣人台
[00:06:48] 方砖跟着从梯子上也下来了
[00:06:52] 二位回归原作
[00:06:55] 哎哟
[00:06:55] 这不可不敢了哎
[00:06:57] 怎么啦
[00:06:59] 早落
[00:07:00] 溜啦
[00:07:02] 把我给蹲在这儿了
[00:07:04] 嘿嘿
[00:07:06] 我说你是怕了我了还是怎么的啊
[00:07:11] 我的徐良来呢
[00:07:13] 三侠五义的人来没来
[00:07:15] 有种的
[00:07:16] 上来一个爷爷陪着你走几趟好不好
[00:07:21] 啊a
[00:07:23] 有没有
[00:07:25] 公然就好
[00:07:27] 底下的人简直气不过
[00:07:31] 正在这时
[00:07:33] 天聋地哑二位禅师站起来
[00:07:38] 跟蒋平说
[00:07:39] 四大爷
[00:07:40] 我们登台去看看
[00:07:42] 好吧
[00:07:43] 二位费心说话之间
[00:07:46] 天聋地哑
[00:07:48] 二位仙师欠身离座
[00:07:51] 登上圣人台
[00:07:54] 金灯剑客夏随
[00:07:56] 良心里高兴行
[00:07:59] 我也不认得这人儿
[00:08:00] 是谁他说了也不是我们这头儿的
[00:08:03] 也不是开封府的
[00:08:05] 这才好呢
[00:08:07] 借助中间力量
[00:08:09] 让你们狗咬狗
[00:08:12] 到时候我们缓过乏来
[00:08:16] 该怎么做再怎么做
[00:08:18] 她抱着肩膀在这看着
[00:08:21] 单说天龙仙师座山雕赵普投一个登上台了
[00:08:29] 来
[00:08:29] 在这个主面前
[00:08:31] Da 未训诵法号无量天尊
[00:08:37] 施主尊姓大名啊
[00:08:40] 哎
[00:08:41] 我说你们这帮人怎么这么贫气
[00:08:44] 我说了
[00:08:46] 报名不报名都一样
[00:08:49] 报出名来又能怎么地啊
[00:08:52] 我是专打活人呐
[00:08:54] 问你哪位
[00:08:56] 嗯
[00:08:57] 我奶小孤峰
[00:09:00] 天聋地哑
[00:09:02] 我在天龙仙师座山雕
[00:09:06] 赵普是也
[00:09:09] 赵普
[00:09:11] 没听说过
[00:09:13] 野鸡没名
[00:09:15] 草鞋没号
[00:09:17] 我赵普你来挨揍来了
[00:09:20] 你P 小电摩挨揍对不对
[00:09:23] 胡说
[00:09:25] 胆大的狂徒
[00:09:27] 敬酒不吃敢吃罚酒啊
[00:09:30] 好
[00:09:31] 来来来
[00:09:32] 我就教训教训
[00:09:35] 天龙仙师
[00:09:36] 那也不是一般的人呢
[00:09:39] 晃身躯过得局长便砸
[00:09:42] 跟这个人斗在一处
[00:09:45] 不伸手便把这一伸手
[00:09:48] 座山雕
[00:09:49] 赵普大吃一惊
[00:09:53] 你瞅
[00:09:53] 地主都神了
[00:09:56] 你把这一张出去就没了
[00:09:58] 回头一看
[00:09:59] 在身后
[00:10:00] 你转身刚一长
[00:10:02] Xx 1 转身又跑你后面
[00:10:04] 深
[00:10:05] 跟鬼影子相似
[00:10:08] 书中代言这一招叫鬼影服刑
[00:10:11] 又叫贴身ke
[00:10:13] 抓抓总在你身后
[00:10:16] 你这玩意打起来别扭不别扭
[00:10:19] 三晃两晃座山雕
[00:10:22] 赵普一个没留神
[00:10:24] One 的叫人逮住
[00:10:27] 这个主喊了一声
[00:10:28] 倒也对不起你媳妇儿欺负你
[00:10:37] 把照到也从台上就争取去
[00:10:41] 两丈多高的台子
[00:10:44] 内地上都是山石啊呢
[00:10:47] 山上还有个好呢
[00:10:50] 赵朴叙一番歌
[00:10:52] 两耳生风
[00:10:55] 幸好地哑仙师弼马温为百宝来到
[00:11:01] 伸手把歌给接住了
[00:11:05] 大哥怎么样
[00:11:06] 哎呀哎呀
[00:11:08] 吓死我了
[00:11:10] 吓死我了
[00:11:12] 师弟啊
[00:11:14] 休要当先是之
[00:11:16] 这个东西深
[00:11:18] 快如鬼魂
[00:11:20] 出手如电闪啊
[00:11:22] 我我都不知道怎么回事儿
[00:11:25] 就把我抛起来了
[00:11:27] 哎
[00:11:28] 您是轻敌了
[00:11:30] 部经理
[00:11:31] 他算个鸡儿
[00:11:33] 回坐那歇着
[00:11:35] 把它交给我啦
[00:11:38] B 、哑仙师弼马温胃袋
[00:11:40] 饱急性子嗷嗷直叫
[00:11:44] 飞身登上圣人台
[00:11:47] 跟着人见着面
[00:11:49] 一张嘴就难听
[00:11:51] 烤个猴仔子
[00:11:53] 你从哪个耗子洞跳出来a
[00:11:57] 无名的鼠辈
[00:11:59] 今天老爷爷教训教训你接壤
[00:12:06] 这人一听
[00:12:07] 把脸沉下来
[00:12:08] 啊
[00:12:10] 管理挺大的年纪
[00:12:13] 一点儿道德涵养都没有啊
[00:12:16] 哎
[00:12:16] 你说的什么话
[00:12:18] 我可告诉你
[00:12:19] 要讲就骂人
[00:12:21] 我捏着半拉嘴比你都强
[00:12:24] 看你一把年纪了
[00:12:26] 于心不忍
[00:12:29] 好吧
[00:12:30] 今儿吧
[00:12:30] 咱比划比划
[00:12:32] 我叫你知道知道我的厉害
[00:12:35] 吗妹妹
[00:12:36] 少说废话
[00:12:38] 啪啪啪哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒
[00:12:42] 不到20 回合
[00:12:45] 这种那个鬼影服刑躲到未来宝身后
[00:12:49] 伸手把腰带都抓住了
[00:12:52] 你瞎你追我
[00:12:58] 扔下圣人台
[00:13:01] 要没人接着就得摔死
[00:13:04] 赤须子
[00:13:05] 冰镇冰牢
[00:13:06] 剑客挨着边儿上
[00:13:09] 老天可赶紧飞身而出
[00:13:11] 伸双手接住味道
[00:13:14] 夜把为白毛给接住了
[00:13:17] 为老爷
[00:13:19] 等双脚沾了地
[00:13:21] 张着大嘴喘不上气
[00:13:26] 哎呦
[00:13:28] 捡了条命啊
[00:13:30] 多谢丁老剑客
[00:13:33] 不然我命休矣
[00:13:35] 都是自家人
[00:13:37] 何必客气啊
[00:13:39] 魏大爷
[00:13:40] 休息休息吧
[00:13:44] 未来宝干嘛呢
[00:13:46] 不服啊
[00:13:47] 不服也不行
[00:13:49] 行家伸伸手
[00:13:50] 便知有没有
[00:13:52] 我这人是谁怎么这么厉害
[00:13:56] 看来
[00:13:56] 能人背后有能人
[00:13:58] 好汉背后怀有好汉
[00:14:01] 你一点儿都不假
[00:14:04] 这一伸手不要紧
[00:14:06] 俺做的人都被惊动了
[00:14:10] 人们心里一番格
[00:14:13] 我我她谁啊
[00:14:15] 哪个门户
[00:14:17] 大家怎么讲咱不说
[00:14:20] 单说防暑案
[00:14:22] 房书安
[00:14:23] 刚才没注意
[00:14:25] 这阵儿坐在座上
[00:14:26] 静静的想了想
[00:14:29] 先说
[00:14:32] 我怎么瞅这人眼熟啊
[00:14:35] 在哪见过呢
[00:14:38] 他的脑子就过弱呀
[00:14:41] 一宗宗
[00:14:42] 一件件
[00:14:43] 一幕幕
[00:14:44] 没有
[00:14:46] 没见过
[00:14:48] 不对呀
[00:14:50] 我的a
[00:14:51] 我忽然又想起来了
[00:14:54] 他说
[00:14:54] 我干
[00:14:55] 姥儿拿标本的肩头给拔了
[00:14:59] 他那肩头上呼着药包着呢
[00:15:02] 但是他一脱衣服的时候
[00:15:04] 我突然发现他的前胸
[00:15:08] 有三颗黑痣
[00:15:11] 都好像呢
[00:15:12] 黄豆粒儿那么大
[00:15:14] 并排儿长着
[00:15:15] 哪颗黑痣上还有几根黑毛
[00:15:20] 怎么这么眼熟
[00:15:22] 莫非是他
[00:15:26] 不可能啊
[00:15:28] 不可能啊
[00:15:29] 怎么能是他呢
[00:15:31] 他早死了谁呢
[00:15:35] 怎么这么相像呢
[00:15:38] 这房说哎
[00:15:39] 一句话也不说
[00:15:41] 小眼瞪着
[00:15:42] 盯着台上这个人
[00:15:44] 给他消灭
[00:15:46] 脑子里头尽量回
[00:15:49] 我们在什么地方曾经见过面
[00:15:53] Ie 下老方不如
[00:15:55] 但是说台上的人
[00:15:57] 没费吹灰之力连胜两阵
[00:16:02] 他来了
[00:16:03] 高兴的地儿了
[00:16:07] 各位父老乡亲们
[00:16:11] 各位武林通达
[00:16:14] 大家知道我是谁吗
[00:16:17] 我呀
[00:16:18] 是个无名D 小贝
[00:16:21] 实不相瞒
[00:16:23] 我刚出世
[00:16:25] 什么叫刚出世呢
[00:16:27] 就刚离开我老师啊
[00:16:30] 头一次来到连云山头一次参加武林盛会
[00:16:38] 说起来
[00:16:39] 我算有福份
[00:16:41] 我都打听了
[00:16:43] 五年一小会
[00:16:45] 十年一大会
[00:16:47] 让我赶上这个大会
[00:16:50] 嗯
[00:16:51] 我能见到这么多这么多的高人
[00:16:55] 我死了
[00:16:55] 也就心满意足了
[00:16:58] 不过呢
[00:17:00] 有点遗憾
[00:17:02] 遗憾的是什么呢
[00:17:04] 高人是不少
[00:17:07] 但都是高人之中的饭桶
[00:17:11] Na
[00:17:12] 刚才你二妹说吧
[00:17:14] 我想想叫什么名字哦
[00:17:16] 哦
[00:17:16] 对了
[00:17:17] 小孤峰第二老
[00:17:21] 天龙仙师座山雕赵普
[00:17:26] 碧雅仙师
[00:17:27] 弼马温喂白宝对吧
[00:17:31] 我我没说错吧
[00:17:34] 可能这两个人有两下子
[00:17:37] 也比较有名气
[00:17:39] 不也能登上圣人台吗
[00:17:42] 结果一交手
[00:17:44] 我一看呢
[00:17:45] 平常稀松二五眼
[00:17:48] 不咋地
[00:17:50] 我纳闷
[00:17:52] 这个剑客怎么当的
[00:17:54] 谁承认
[00:17:57] 这个简直糊弄老百姓哎
[00:18:01] 哎呀
[00:18:02] 真叫我大失所望
[00:18:05] 可能不完全这样
[00:18:09] 也许真有能耐
[00:18:11] 我说啊
[00:18:12] 哪位少女
[00:18:14] 哪位捧场
[00:18:16] 我原来想跟小建模伸手
[00:18:20] 结果小建模
[00:18:22] 不敢跟我交手
[00:18:23] 溜了
[00:18:25] 大伙儿亲眼目睹
[00:18:27] 是不是啊
[00:18:28] 既然他不敢交手
[00:18:30] 我也就不必勉强了
[00:18:33] 我找个胆大的
[00:18:35] 谁敢过来跟我交手
[00:18:38] 有没有
[00:18:40] 哪怕这个狂劲儿就甭给你了
[00:18:43] 大言不惭
[00:18:46] 说出这话来
[00:18:47] 实在叫人听不下去
[00:18:50] 开封府老少英雄上百位
[00:18:54] 那脾气秉性都不一样
[00:18:56] 大部分听不进去
[00:18:59] 正在这时
[00:19:00] 就听台下嗷嗷嗷的一声
[00:19:03] 有人飞身登上圣人台
[00:19:08] 谁呀
[00:19:09] 飞天魔女龙云风
[00:19:14] 卢老见可能接受这个
[00:19:17] 都气炸肺了
[00:19:19] 龙云凤梨登台
[00:19:22] 把台上那位还吓了一跳呀
[00:19:25] 我
[00:19:26] 你是人啊
[00:19:27] 你是鬼
[00:19:28] 放狗臭屁
[00:19:31] 你们家的鬼长得这么好看呢
[00:19:34] 你仔细看看
[00:19:35] 你老奶奶我是谁啊
[00:19:39] 还是个女的啊啊
[00:19:43] 那您是哪位
[00:19:45] 飞天魔女龙云凤
[00:19:49] 龙云帆
[00:19:52] 哦
[00:19:52] 我想想啊想起来
[00:19:55] 对对对
[00:19:57] 你是魔山派的吧
[00:20:00] 对吧
[00:20:01] 您是有个师兄啊
[00:20:03] 还是师弟我记不清了
[00:20:05] 叫九天玄狐下巴工对吧
[00:20:09] 您的授业老恩师就是磨山斗母宫的魔山老母下玉莲
[00:20:18] 对吗
[00:20:20] 哎呦
[00:20:21] 猴仔子
[00:20:22] 你怎么知道的
[00:20:23] 哎
[00:20:24] 我崩溃了
[00:20:25] 我不知道
[00:20:27] 我听我老师跟我介绍的
[00:20:30] 您落有名气
[00:20:33] 您跟刚才那两位不同
[00:20:35] 内两位我没听说过
[00:20:38] 要提起你飞天魔女了
[00:20:41] 倒是小有名气
[00:20:43] 我说老太太
[00:20:46] 你还想找个栽跟头吗
[00:20:49] 你还想跟我过过招吗
[00:20:51] 猴仔子
[00:20:52] 我摘你的牙
[00:20:54] 我叫你知道知道摩山派的厉害着
[00:21:01] 哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒
[00:21:03] 龙源壮士频频发动进攻
[00:21:07] 使用的是磨扇涨翻天36 路
[00:21:12] 那个江山与众不同
[00:21:14] 卢云凤什么深脾气也暴躁
[00:21:19] 呢
[00:21:19] 双掌如海
[00:21:21] 波浪相似
[00:21:23] 娃娃都太小了
[00:21:26] 但是站不到台上这人
[00:21:30] 你看这主儿
[00:21:31] 吻吻当当左躲右闪
[00:21:35] 开始了
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