[00:00:00] Fo Funky Stories - Rodney O & Joe Cooley
[00:00:01] Written by：Joe Cooley/Rodney O
[00:00:14] On the south side Rodney O was now cruising
[00:00:17] All of a sudden my car stops moving
[00:00:19] Could I be outta gas hell no
[00:00:21] Last night I filled up at Texaco
[00:00:24] Popped the hood smoke started coming up
[00:00:26] Looked around and some punks started running up
[00:00:28] Reached into the car under the drivers seat
[00:00:30] Showed the metal and they took off down the street
[00:00:33] Then I said to myself I better find a phone
[00:00:35] Better yet I better not leave my car alone
[00:00:37] You know what's up when they be smoking the rocks
[00:00:39] Come back and your car be on crates or blocks
[00:00:42] Yo Rodney O won't go out like a biscuit
[00:00:44] Better call triple a to come fix it
[00:00:47] With all that went wrong looks like I lucked up
[00:00:49] From down the street driving up was a toe truck
[00:00:51] Flagged him down got the 40 dollar hook up
[00:00:54] Hit the car now it's time for me to book up
[00:00:56] Rolling out then I looked to my left
[00:00:58] Saw the punks from before jacking somebody else
[00:01:00] Funky stories
[00:01:05] Fo' funky stories
[00:01:08] 1 down 3 more to go yo
[00:01:10] Playing some ball at the neighborhood jam
[00:01:12] Feeling good cause every shot is going in
[00:01:14] I hit the winning basket and I holler out game
[00:01:17] Get off the court and remember my name
[00:01:19] But in through the door comes brother Joe Acker
[00:01:21] Plays basketball like a middle linebacker
[00:01:24] Shoes worn out socks to his knees
[00:01:26] Smelling like Bengay rollick up his sleeves
[00:01:28] Yo who got next he starts asking
[00:01:31] Everybody knows brother Joe is good for hacking
[00:01:33] Now he's slapping on my arm when I dribble
[00:01:35] I'm getting mad and I'm frowning up a little
[00:01:38] But I try to stay calm and all that
[00:01:40] But next time down the court he jumps all over my back
[00:01:42] Yo what's up wit all that why don't you play right
[00:01:45] Cause if you ain't we can have a fist fight
[00:01:47] He runs down the court like it was nothing
[00:01:49] I run up to him cause I ain't roughing
[00:01:52] But he got the ball and made a shot
[00:01:54] Everybody's laughing now I'm calling for the rock
[00:01:56] I take brother Joe to the hoop real strong
[00:01:59] And this time he got hit the stomach wrong
[00:02:01] He lost his air and fell down
[00:02:03] I jumped in the air double pumped and I threw it down
[00:02:06] After that I had nothing to say
[00:02:08] Cause I knew brother Joe was done for the day
[00:02:10] Four funky stories
[00:02:13] Two down two more to go
[00:02:15] In the city one night me and drew was rolling out
[00:02:17] Heading to the store playing music was bowling out
[00:02:20] Got pulled over don't know why and for what
[00:02:22] Cop came to window and I said what's up
[00:02:24] Where ya going son lemme see ID
[00:02:26] And you're registration for this SCC
[00:02:29] What's the big deal did I run a red light
[00:02:31] Or do you just gotta mess with someone tonight
[00:02:33] He said don't get smart I'll write you up a citation
[00:02:36] I said go ahead cause my time you're wasting
[00:02:38] And if you want you can search my Benz
[00:02:40] So call for backup and invite ya friends
[00:02:43] The cop got mad and said I'll let you go
[00:02:45] I said I know cause ya can't fade Rodney O
[00:02:47] Funky stories
[00:02:51] Three down one more to go yo
[00:02:52] Hadda date with a fly cutie that I just met
[00:02:54] She let me on like she was soft and wet
[00:02:57] So I wanted to hook up A.S.A.P
[00:02:59] And after the date get the goods immediately
[00:03:01] She told me on the phone everything was her treat
[00:03:04] She was gonna pick me up and take me out to eat
[00:03:06] I gave her the directions to my place
[00:03:08] But I took the wad just in case
[00:03:11] And it was on meaning too good to be true
[00:03:13] Reservation for two with a romantic view
[00:03:15] Picked up the menu then I put it down
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