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[00:18:05] 绝密君 [00:18:09] A [00:18:09] 能想起招来 [00:18:12] 啥英雄把这个词背好了 [00:18:14] 眼睛一亮就行了 [00:18:15] 我用第三招 [00:18:17] 英语老头你可注意啊 [00:18:20] 嗯 [00:18:21] 在看bei [00:18:22] 家长望前 [00:18:23] 一看傻英雄身手 [00:18:27] 正好掌控的长上的 [00:18:31] 那bei Xia 什么意思 [00:18:33] 这叫银手瘾子这招 [00:18:35] 看看这个傻子究竟有多么大的力量好做了 [00:18:39] 心里头有数 [00:18:41] 能不能抵住他啥都不懂 [00:18:44] 伸手一接人家的掌 [00:18:47] 掌心一碰 [00:18:48] 掌心 [00:18:49] 牛肉小资一点这个板子 [00:18:55] 跟楚恋相似 [00:18:58] 顿时胳膊根都麻了 [00:19:02] 牛小d Lu ke [00:19:04] 你老婆厉害 [00:19:07] 正在这时 [00:19:09] 身后有人说话 [00:19:13] 你好啊 [00:19:15] 还不给我退聊下去 [00:19:17] 回来 [00:19:19] 你是不叫ni Sha 英雄 [00:19:22] 回头一看 [00:19:23] 谁呀 [00:19:24] 方才给他介绍 [00:19:27] 大汉飞行侠苗 [00:19:30] 泽苗云雨 [00:19:33] 聊了一下 [00:19:37] 怎么来的这么及时 [00:19:41] 红林振东Xia [00:19:42] 各位老少英雄看得清楚 [00:19:46] 一看傻英雄连B 2 命似的 [00:19:49] 这事儿闹大了 [00:19:52] 口口越结越深 [00:19:58] 再看贼Xia 亲自登台了 [00:20:02] 大伙儿坐不住劲儿 [00:20:05] 你别看余杭那么虎拳对付谁 [00:20:09] 收拾那俩和尚可能不费劲儿 [00:20:13] 要想赢bei Xia 是你曾天呢 [00:20:17] 人家那份儿和威望在那摆着呢 [00:20:21] 因此 [00:20:22] 同林头一个沉不住气了 [00:20:24] 丛林就打算登台替换施B [00:20:29] 可大判飞行侠苗泽一琢磨 [00:20:34] 二哥 [00:20:35] 把我请出来干什么 [00:20:36] 就对付bei Xia bei Xia 不登台 [00:20:39] 我绝不登台 [00:20:41] 那么 [00:20:41] 既然bei Xia 登了台了 [00:20:43] 我还等什么呢 [00:20:45] 他也T 傻小子担心 [00:20:49] 故此跟冬霞打过招呼 [00:20:52] 亲自登台 [00:20:55] 来的太及时了 [00:20:56] 估计估计牛小子这命能不能保住呢 [00:21:01] 还在两说的 [00:21:04] 牛肉饺子还是有点不服气呢 [00:21:07] 哎哟 [00:21:08] 我还没打完呢 [00:21:09] 你怎么就来了 [00:21:13] 同林在这儿不叫喊 [00:21:16] 女孩 [00:21:17] 你还不给我下来回来 [00:21:21] 同您说话他不敢不听啊 [00:21:26] 有回头还跟bei Xia 说 [00:21:28] 老头你捡个便宜 [00:21:32] 不然的话嗯 [00:21:33] 够你呛 [00:21:35] 再见 [00:21:37] 一转身 [00:21:38] 顺其不下来 [00:21:39] 回归宗看台 [00:21:42] 用心王把他叫过来 [00:21:44] 过来过来 [00:21:44] 过来 [00:21:46] 哈哈哈哈 [00:21:48] 行 [00:21:49] 你看怎么样 [00:21:50] 各位 [00:21:51] 我心里有底骂 [00:21:54] 才同意他登台 [00:21:55] 你看人家打得多快呀 [00:21:58] 多解气 [00:22:01] 你们各位就应当跟他学 [00:22:04] 不狠狠地教训教训飞龙镖局的人 [00:22:09] 他们太不可一世啊 [00:22:12] 还是这啥英雄杂志好 [00:22:15] 来来挨我坐下 [00:22:17] 唉 [00:22:17] 我坐下 [00:22:18] 你管肉吃 [00:22:20] 不管够管够 [00:22:21] 今天晚上回去