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[00:00:00] 师大人为了鼓舞大家的士气
[00:00:05] 想了个办法
[00:00:07] 他自己掏钱
[00:00:09] 在苏州城里最大的范庄子
[00:00:13] 请客
[00:00:14] 给大家压惊洗尘
[00:00:18] 同时宣布
[00:00:20] 任何人不准缺席
[00:00:22] 都得参加
[00:00:25] 黄田坝还不理解
[00:00:28] 是什么
[00:00:28] 节骨眼儿上也不是说搬师打了胜仗
[00:00:32] 采花贼
[00:00:34] 我们抓住
[00:00:34] 又叫他跑了
[00:00:36] 多叫人扫兴啊
[00:00:38] 在这个节骨眼儿上
[00:00:40] 大人哪有心情请客
[00:00:43] 可照B 明白
[00:00:45] 照壁知道这大人是一种工作方法
[00:00:50] 调动大家的积极性
[00:00:53] 都这么火气壮
[00:00:55] 都这么不能忍耐
[00:00:57] 都这么消沉
[00:00:59] 将来怎么办按
[00:01:02] 所以照B 带头的鼓掌欢迎谢大人
[00:01:06] 谢大人N 遍中文说
[00:01:09] 是不是是
[00:01:10] 是叫大人破费了
[00:01:13] 是艾
[00:01:14] 是准备
[00:01:16] 第二天放假一天
[00:01:19] 放告牌也没发
[00:01:21] 干嘛关上门儿
[00:01:23] 今儿放假
[00:01:25] 师大人为手都穿着便衣到了城中最大的饭馆儿天外楼
[00:01:34] 把这楼就包了
[00:01:35] 楼上楼下
[00:01:37] 都是衙门的人
[00:01:40] 掌柜的姓苏啊
[00:01:42] 苏掌柜的一听
[00:01:44] 好吗
[00:01:46] 知府衙门的大人剥着吃喝
[00:01:50] 哪敢满带
[00:01:51] 从昨天晚上开始就着手做的都是精致D
[00:01:56] 酒席价钱还得偏低
[00:02:00] 伙计们都穿着干净的衣服
[00:02:02] 楼上楼下像办喜事一样是先茶后酒
[00:02:08] 等大人领人到了之后
[00:02:10] 先到了楼上做的正做众人
[00:02:13] 四个人一桌
[00:02:14] 四个人一桌
[00:02:16] 都做好了
[00:02:17] 师大人这桌儿上垂首黄田
[00:02:21] 坝下垂手照壁
[00:02:23] 对面是非天夜晨暮城
[00:02:27] 挨着他这桌都是各位英雄就坐
[00:02:31] 莲师安师中三班人
[00:02:34] Ed 头儿都来了
[00:02:35] 没有WiFi
[00:02:37] 列王的诗也一个不短
[00:02:41] 在酒宴开始之前
[00:02:44] 师大人站起来宣布
[00:02:46] 各位啊
[00:02:48] 难得大家在一起聚会
[00:02:52] 我宣布的规定啊
[00:02:54] 今天在酒席宴前
[00:02:58] 一不准谈公事
[00:03:01] 二不准谈不愉快的事
[00:03:05] 大家什么高兴
[00:03:06] 说什么什么快乐咱干什么
[00:03:10] 大家同意吗
[00:03:12] 同意赞成
[00:03:13] 同意开席吧
[00:03:16] 人吧
[00:03:18] 我知道你酒量不行
[00:03:20] 慢慢晕着啊
[00:03:23] 欣赏着这里的风光
[00:03:25] 怎么边吃边谈
[00:03:29] 谈你爹也好
[00:03:30] 谈我父亲也好
[00:03:32] 谭经理的见闻也好
[00:03:35] 咱们唠唠闲磕高密
[00:03:37] 你同意吗
[00:03:38] 当然我是同意了
[00:03:40] 我还能给大人讲个小笑话好啊
[00:03:43] 哈哈哈哈
[00:03:45] 什么叫人开心你就讲什么
[00:03:49] 月光给本官讲
[00:03:50] 让楼上的人大家都听一听哈类
[00:03:55] 给赵2B 经过多少事儿
[00:03:58] 什么见闻她没见过呀
[00:04:01] 什么新闻他不知道
[00:04:04] 哎呀
[00:04:04] 他就打开话匣子
[00:04:06] 把大伙儿说的是捧腹大笑
[00:04:09] 连黄天霸不爱笑的人
[00:04:12] 有时候也控制不住啊
[00:04:15] 照壁就耍着活宝了
[00:04:18] 其实施的人看得清清楚楚
[00:04:21] 照壁真是个人物
[00:04:24] 容易的
[00:04:24] 教大家开心
[00:04:27] 崔散乌云这个压抑的心情得到缓解
[00:04:32] 然后焕发精力在捉拿采花贼一只兰兰勇
[00:04:40] 他们说着
[00:04:41] 咱不说
[00:04:41] 咱说楼下的伙计
[00:04:43] 楼上开席啦
[00:04:45] 今天整个楼
[00:04:46] 包给衙门
[00:04:48] 对外不外卖
[00:04:50] 伙计
[00:04:50] 没事儿往板凳上一坐
[00:04:53] 七碗茶
[00:04:54] 俩伙计连看门儿
[00:04:56] 在这儿唠唠闲磕
[00:04:58] 街上的行人不断
[00:05:01] 苏州多热闹啊
[00:05:02] 是车水马龙啊
[00:05:05] 有的来吃饭
[00:05:06] 一看
[00:05:06] 哦
[00:05:07] 今儿对外承包了
[00:05:08] 算了
[00:05:09] 不吃了
[00:05:10] 换一家吧
[00:05:11] 有的过来打听打听
[00:05:13] 这一解释也就走了
[00:05:16] 现在这么个时候
[00:05:18] 来一匹白龙马
[00:05:21] 毛管儿发量是膘满肉肥
[00:05:25] 挂着18 颗紫精灵马蒂
[00:05:28] 迎面头上戴着红将这个码好开
[00:05:32] 尽揽翻皮儿小碎步
[00:05:36] 为什么人多呀
[00:05:38] 这不是跑马厅
[00:05:40] 这也不是赛马厂创造人怎么办
[00:05:43] 你听那蹄子非常清脆
[00:05:45] 哗哗楞哗楞哗楞
[00:05:53] 这匹白龙马就到了天外楼外
[00:05:58] 上面有个漂亮小伙儿
[00:06:01] 看上去顶多十八九岁
[00:06:05] 粉扑扑一张娃娃脸
[00:06:08] 两道弯弯的细眉
[00:06:11] 一对俊眼皂白分明
[00:06:14] A 小悬胆鼻子
[00:06:16] 元宝嘴
[00:06:18] 通红的小嘴唇
[00:06:20] 满嘴D 小银牙
[00:06:23] 元宝的耳朵长得是三山得配
[00:06:27] 五官端正
[00:06:29] 头上戴着马
[00:06:30] 廉颇大草帽
[00:06:32] 两根飘带儿飘洒左右
[00:06:36] 身穿灰纺绸大褂
[00:06:39] 因为骑着马的上面噎着
[00:06:42] 月白钻的裤子扎着
[00:06:44] 腿带下边儿蹬着一双白钻快靴
[00:06:48] 马在得胜钩上挂着长条的包袱
[00:06:52] 您别看这小伙岁数不大
[00:06:54] 在马城一座有个稳当劲儿是稳如泰山
[00:06:59] 到了天外
[00:07:00] 楼约把马屁逮住了
[00:07:04] 甩动从马上跳下来
[00:07:07] 他发现饭馆的对面啊
[00:07:09] 正好有两大溜拴马的桩子
[00:07:13] 那个年月
[00:07:15] 哪来D 轿车都骑牲口的
[00:07:18] 有骑牛的
[00:07:20] 有骑驴的
[00:07:20] 有骑马的
[00:07:22] 你要干点什么事儿
[00:07:23] 你得拴上它
[00:07:25] 人家为了方便起见
[00:07:27] 这有两大溜拴马的桩子
[00:07:31] 给小伙找了个空装
[00:07:34] 把马拴好
[00:07:35] 说完了攒了攒尘土
[00:07:38] 把马廉颇大草帽摘下来
[00:07:41] 一边扇凉
[00:07:42] 一边进饭馆
[00:07:44] 就走进天外楼
[00:07:47] 火气一看
[00:07:48] 赶紧站起来
[00:07:49] 哟
[00:07:50] 大爷你留步
[00:07:53] 小伙子一愣
[00:07:54] 什么意思
[00:07:56] 你这不是饭馆吗
[00:07:57] 不错
[00:07:58] 是饭馆
[00:07:59] 今儿个实实在在
[00:08:01] 对不起
[00:08:02] 我们整座楼被官府包啦
[00:08:06] 不外卖了
[00:08:08] 你高升一步到其他家里去
[00:08:11] 这话无可挑剔
[00:08:14] 哪知道话音刚一落
[00:08:17] 就觉得腮帮个傻子啊
[00:08:21] 就一个嘴巴
[00:08:24] 这小伙手太快
[00:08:27] 给这伙计咋地
[00:08:28] 就地转了一圈
[00:08:30] 你打谁呢
[00:08:32] 打他他还问
[00:08:33] 打谁
[00:08:35] 你怎么打人呢你
[00:08:37] 小伙把眼一瞪
[00:08:39] 打死
[00:08:41] 刚才你说什么
[00:08:43] 饭馆儿整个被官府给包了
[00:08:46] 官府他妈值多少钱一斤啊
[00:08:50] 小弟饿了
[00:08:52] 听说你们这家饭馆有名
[00:08:54] 慕名而来呀
[00:08:56] 你知我走了
[00:08:57] 多远到这叫我饿着肚子
[00:09:00] 哎
[00:09:01] 你们也太混账了
[00:09:03] 不有闲的吗
[00:09:05] 有闲的接着
[00:09:06] 我就在这吃饭
[00:09:08] 我看哪个来我
[00:09:12] 掌柜的在帐篷听见
[00:09:14] 赶紧出来一看
[00:09:15] 这小伙不是善茬子
[00:09:19] 赶紧义工扫地
[00:09:21] 哎哟哟
[00:09:22] 客官客官
[00:09:24] 你消消气儿
[00:09:26] 您说您赏脸上我们这吃饭了
[00:09:29] 您是财神爷
[00:09:31] 我们能说把财神爷往外推吗
[00:09:35] 不过今儿个情况特殊
[00:09:38] 跟您这么说
[00:09:40] 苏州府地知府衙门包了我们这座楼了
[00:09:45] 是先
[00:09:46] 人家早定好了
[00:09:47] 您说这怎么办呢
[00:09:50] 我说可以
[00:09:51] 你千千万万
[00:09:53] 原谅你高升一步
[00:09:57] 你刚才说什么
[00:09:59] 苏州府知府衙门一手遮天
[00:10:03] 包了这座楼了
[00:10:05] 就不外卖了
[00:10:07] 哎
[00:10:07] 对一点儿都不假
[00:10:09] He
[00:10:11] 冠幅怎么那么特殊啊
[00:10:13] 他有什么他妈了不起啊
[00:10:16] 我去看看
[00:10:18] 哎呀
[00:10:18] 别介呢
[00:10:19] 楼上全都是官人
[00:10:22] 可以你
[00:10:23] 你杀人
[00:10:26] 这小伙子义乌了劲儿还真大
[00:10:28] 掌柜的就一个联系
[00:10:31] 就见这小伙把衣服1 pi
[00:10:34] 顺着楼梯噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔
[00:10:37] 上楼了
[00:10:39] 掌柜的在la 来不及了
[00:10:42] 干着急没咒念
[00:10:44] 小伙到了楼上
[00:10:46] 往楼梯口这一战
[00:10:48] 闪目往娄唐上官桥
[00:10:51] 楼上笑语欢声
[00:10:53] 猜拳行里正喝的镜头正是热火朝天
[00:11:00] 百十来口子
[00:11:02] 他东朝西看看
[00:11:06] 累
[00:11:07] 哎呀
[00:11:08] 今天怎么一脚踏进了狗窝
[00:11:11] 遇上了一群狗
[00:11:13] 真晦气
[00:11:15] 啊呸
[00:11:17] 他说这话的声比我还高
[00:11:21] 挨着楼梯口
[00:11:22] 近的人都听着闷
[00:11:24] 真靠着里边的可能没听见
[00:11:27] 因为大火连朝着在喊着
[00:11:30] 今晚的楼梯口有一张桌
[00:11:33] 隐龙
[00:11:34] 寅虎大汉
[00:11:35] 孙琦
[00:11:36] 周五他们四个一张桌儿
[00:11:38] 就把这楼梯口
[00:11:40] 这小伙长什么样
[00:11:42] 说的什么话
[00:11:43] 他们听了个门诊
[00:11:45] 这会儿正在兴头上
[00:11:48] 这酒喝得不得灵儿
[00:11:50] 大汉孙琦一听你骂谁是狗
[00:11:54] 怎么这小子
[00:11:56] 跑到这撒野来了
[00:11:57] 他疼就站起来
[00:12:00] 用手一指
[00:12:01] 这年轻人
[00:12:02] 你是谁
[00:12:04] 你刚才说什么来着
[00:12:06] 你再敢重复一遍
[00:12:08] 约翰
[00:12:10] 遇上八号的啦
[00:12:12] 到底是官府的人
[00:12:15] H 气儿粗
[00:12:17] 我再重复一遍
[00:12:18] 怎么的
[00:12:19] 你敢咬我的鼻子吗
[00:12:21] 我说我今天倒了霉了
[00:12:23] 一步踏进了狗窝
[00:12:25] 这楼上全他妈是狗
[00:12:29] 这回的声音更高了
[00:12:31] 远一点的都听见了
[00:12:34] 孙歧是忍无可忍
[00:12:37] 据说这小子是找茬来的
[00:12:40] 你现在胆子多大
[00:12:42] 跑到这儿来挑衅来了
[00:12:45] 我言有不管之理
[00:12:47] 想着往上一根不出
[00:12:49] 挥拳便打
[00:12:51] 小兔仔子
[00:12:53] 我打碎了牙
[00:12:58] 一拳就叫通天炮
[00:13:01] 哪知全也发出去了
[00:13:03] 再找这小伙
[00:13:05] 踪迹不见
[00:13:07] 谈的人看得清楚
[00:13:09] 闹了半天
[00:13:10] 这小伙一哈一从孙琦这嘎吱窝钻过去了
[00:13:14] 孙歧一看对面没人儿
[00:13:17] 其实这小伙已经到了他的身后
[00:13:20] 落把腿抬起来
[00:13:23] 对着孙琦
[00:13:24] 这屁股你给我下去吧
[00:13:26] 你给我啊
[00:13:26] 啪啪哎哟
[00:13:27] 噔噔噔噔噔哐当
[00:13:31] 笑话啦
[00:13:34] 那个说什么毛病
[00:13:36] 怎么这么想
[00:13:38] 闹了半天
[00:13:39] 这小伙子一脚蹬他屁股上
[00:13:41] 在楼梯口
[00:13:43] 孙歧这身子往前一仰
[00:13:45] 一下吃空了
[00:13:46] 从楼梯上咕噜咕噜咕噜下去了
[00:13:49] 楼梯的下边
[00:13:50] 旁边是个杆水缸
[00:13:52] 那年头的卫生啊也不太讲究
[00:13:55] 就一等大饭馆也比不了现在
[00:13:59] 谁剩点儿饭点儿啊
[00:14:01] 剩点菜汤就往这里倒满了
[00:14:04] 端出去倒了
[00:14:06] 正好呢
[00:14:07] 一恼就撞到了刚上
[00:14:09] 那就是大汉孙琦
[00:14:12] 换成小脑瓜照壁
[00:14:14] 谁把脑瓜幢楼了不可
[00:14:16] 孙琦脑袋硬框的一下子把这刚给撞裂了花啦
[00:14:22] 干水全淌出来
[00:14:25] 他这脑袋也破了
[00:14:27] 孙歧顿时天旋地转
[00:14:31] 躺着干水里头就起不来了
[00:14:35] 这下可捅了马蜂窝
[00:14:37] 黄田坝在离手
[00:14:40] 陪着师大人呢
[00:14:41] 正在谈心
[00:14:43] 他也明白师大人的用意了
[00:14:46] 黄天霸心想
[00:14:47] 当家人不容易
[00:14:49] 唉
[00:14:50] 明明我们没立功
[00:14:52] 还奖励我们
[00:14:54] 这叫鼓舞士气
[00:14:57] 看来我得好好跟我这萌熊学呀
[00:15:00] 长得老学到老
[00:15:02] 不光练舞是人情
[00:15:05] 各个方面我都得学
[00:15:08] 想到这
[00:15:08] 他这个心情也舒畅
[00:15:10] 但是
[00:15:11] 他一直牵挂着一只兰兰勇的事儿没法说
[00:15:16] 大人宣布了不愉快的事儿不说
[00:15:19] 公事一律不准谈
[00:15:22] 他就心里犯合计
[00:15:24] 黄天把这个心情呢
[00:15:26] 多少放松了一点点
[00:15:29] 脸上也有点乐模样了啊
[00:15:31] 挣这么个节骨眼出事了
[00:15:33] 黄天把台推开
[00:15:35] 嗯
[00:15:36] 这怎么回事儿
[00:15:38] 天霸站起来
[00:15:40] 往楼梯口就走
[00:15:42] 就见这个小伙一脚把孙琦蹬下去了
[00:15:45] 乐呵呵的洗衣服也下了楼了
[00:15:49] 在黄田坝椎的楼下
[00:15:51] 在找这小伙
[00:15:52] 踪迹不见
[00:15:54] 小伙干嘛
[00:15:55] 就非常快的把马解开了
[00:15:58] 飞身上马走人了
[00:16:02] 那街上那么老多人忙着去
[00:16:06] 黄田大就预感到今儿个不是寻常的事情
[00:16:10] 赶紧回去招呼人
[00:16:11] 抢救孙琦好在这孙琦皮糙肉厚
[00:16:17] 脑袋哭着写了
[00:16:18] 跟开花馒头差不多
[00:16:20] 少上了止血药止疼药包上
[00:16:24] 要不孙齐呢
[00:16:26] 还骂王八羔子小兔仔子
[00:16:31] 让我逮着你的觉
[00:16:34] 照B 给你灌大粪
[00:16:38] 算算算算算
[00:16:40] 谁说你也真行
[00:16:41] 你这么大块头
[00:16:42] 叫人一脚就蹬起来了啊
[00:16:45] 拉倒拉倒吧
[00:16:47] 照例跟着也下来了
[00:16:49] 怎么回事
[00:16:49] 怎么回事
[00:16:51] 大家一介绍情况
[00:16:53] 赵闭着眼睛心说话
[00:16:56] 来者不善
[00:16:57] 善者不来这小子不是吃饭
[00:17:00] 这小子是摸底来的
[00:17:02] 顺便露露手头儿转身
[00:17:05] 他走了
[00:17:07] 也可能去报信儿去了
[00:17:09] 也可能去找人去了
[00:17:12] 看来今儿个要出大事儿
[00:17:15] 但照壁没这么说
[00:17:18] 想了想
[00:17:19] 照比一下
[00:17:20] 算了算了
[00:17:21] 就当没这回事儿
[00:17:23] 别扫了咱们的兴
[00:17:24] 走走上楼
[00:17:25] 检查吃去
[00:17:27] 我还没吃饱呢
[00:17:28] 夜叉池这边还真忘不了吃
[00:17:31] 到了楼上
[00:17:32] 当然啦
[00:17:33] 换了衣服
[00:17:34] 大家重新归座师
[00:17:36] 大人就问
[00:17:37] 田坝怎么了
[00:17:38] 没事儿
[00:17:39] 人喝醉了酒了
[00:17:41] 脚底没跟孙琦轱辘下去
[00:17:43] 哎呀
[00:17:45] 自己最好把握自己的量
[00:17:49] 喝太多了对身体也不太好
[00:17:52] 大人不知道怎么回事儿
[00:17:53] 所以亲戚说了这么几句
[00:17:56] 黄天霸照壁重新归座
[00:17:59] 怕给大人呢添堵
[00:18:02] 也没说真实的经过
[00:18:05] 正三个时候
[00:18:06] 就听楼下有人喊
[00:18:09] 嗯
[00:18:10] 楼上的狗们听着
[00:18:14] 小编郑重告诉你们啊
[00:18:17] 黄天霸
[00:18:19] 照壁
[00:18:21] 你们回到衙门
[00:18:23] 用上好的肥皂把脖子洗得干干净净的
[00:18:28] 今天半夜三更
[00:18:30] 天小天爷去取你们的狗头
[00:18:36] 这童子也是水灵灵的
[00:18:38] 听得清清楚楚
[00:18:41] 黄贴吧一听
[00:18:42] 还是刚才那小子
[00:18:44] 哦
[00:18:44] 我们上了楼了
[00:18:45] 他又回来了
[00:18:47] 这纯属是挑衅
[00:18:49] 我烟能放他逃走
[00:18:52] 爬着楼窗户
[00:18:53] 往下一探身
[00:18:55] 一看
[00:18:55] 有个小伙光看后脑勺
[00:18:58] 戴着草帽飞身上马
[00:19:00] 是策马扬鞭奔正南下去坏话
[00:19:06] 黄田坝在下楼
[00:19:08] 在追哪追去
[00:19:11] 影子都没了
[00:19:13] 这回黄天霸实在压不住火儿
[00:19:16] 回到楼上把筷子一摔
[00:19:18] 啪
[00:19:20] 大人
[00:19:21] 算了吧
[00:19:23] 今儿个就此结束
[00:19:26] 石大人刚才也听见了
[00:19:28] 就问赵璧
[00:19:30] 这怎么回事儿
[00:19:31] 大人
[00:19:32] 但有一线之路啊
[00:19:34] 不愿意扫您的兴
[00:19:36] 刚才遇上一个找茬的
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