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[00:00:01] 人们常说
[00:00:03] 闭门家中坐祸
[00:00:06] 从天上来也不管赵钱孙李
[00:00:10] 还是周吴郑王
[00:00:13] 谁家也保不齐摊上祸事
[00:00:18] 谁敢说我这一辈子总是平安无事
[00:00:21] 呃
[00:00:22] 什么事都不会发生
[00:00:24] 谁也不可能这么说
[00:00:27] 就拿咱前门叔叔
[00:00:30] 孙凤山老头儿家
[00:00:33] 趁人之过着小康的生活
[00:00:36] 吃喝不愁招着谁惹谁了
[00:00:40] A 摊上事儿
[00:00:43] 三更半夜
[00:00:45] 胡连领着五六十号是破门而入
[00:00:51] 老头
[00:00:51] 孙凤山
[00:00:52] 一看那就知道毁喽
[00:00:56] 这回可够呛
[00:00:58] 儿子不服劲儿
[00:01:00] 孙锦堂拉刀
[00:01:02] 想玩儿命
[00:01:03] 老头
[00:01:04] 心说孩子
[00:01:05] 你懂得什么
[00:01:07] 你看看眼前的形势
[00:01:10] 来的都是玉泉山
[00:01:11] 凤凰岭的贼
[00:01:13] 他们一贯都是杀人成性
[00:01:17] 你伸手就得把
[00:01:19] 好汉架不住人多
[00:01:22] 何况咱爷俩还是饭桶啊啊
[00:01:26] 因此
[00:01:27] 老头喊了一嗓子
[00:01:29] 紧噶
[00:01:31] 听爹的话
[00:01:32] 把刀放下
[00:01:34] 快放下
[00:01:36] 别放下
[00:01:39] 哎
[00:01:40] 孙锦堂没办法把刀藏了扔在地上
[00:01:46] 孙中山以抱拳各位啊
[00:01:49] 你们随便吧
[00:01:51] 我们爷俩这一家人全交给你们了
[00:01:57] 胡琏冷笑了一声
[00:01:59] 哈哈哈
[00:02:01] 老孙头
[00:02:03] 算你识相
[00:02:06] 王哪
[00:02:08] 给绑上了
[00:02:10] 那个说就打的打打
[00:02:12] 当时就得死
[00:02:14] 你看这榜上有缓冲的余地
[00:02:18] 备不住奇迹发生
[00:02:20] 就需死不了
[00:02:22] 所以把他们俩绑在院儿里头一边一个
[00:02:27] 绑上之后了
[00:02:29] 把他们一家人派人都看住了
[00:02:32] 老太太往事隔门往院里看
[00:02:36] 咱家出啥事儿了
[00:02:37] 老太太吓毁了
[00:02:40] 直喊直叫孙男娣女又哭又叫
[00:02:44] 这些贼用刀一尺老姐
[00:02:48] 在搅拌着舌头
[00:02:49] 给你割下来
[00:02:51] 熬一点
[00:02:53] 神鬼怕恶人
[00:02:55] 全家人不敢哭叫
[00:02:57] 憋着
[00:02:58] 都给关到空房里头
[00:03:01] 但是说无联
[00:03:03] 一步三摇
[00:03:05] 到了孙凤山近前
[00:03:08] 我老婆
[00:03:10] 我都跟你说了
[00:03:11] 你现在就写封信
[00:03:15] 要闹海蛟
[00:03:16] 孙玉堂马上回来
[00:03:19] 就拉倒了
[00:03:21] 嗯
[00:03:22] 这么点小事
[00:03:23] 你就办不成吗
[00:03:24] 嗯
[00:03:25] 如果你不答应的话
[00:03:29] 今儿个你可够呛啊
[00:03:31] 孙中山老头明白
[00:03:33] 知道他没安好心
[00:03:36] 把孙玉堂给调回来
[00:03:37] 孙玉堂也活不了
[00:03:39] 我们也活不了
[00:03:40] 这叫骗人
[00:03:42] 老头经验丰富
[00:03:44] 能上当
[00:03:46] 啊
[00:03:47] 你别跟我商量
[00:03:48] 我不会写字
[00:03:51] 这封信
[00:03:52] 说什么我也不能写
[00:03:54] 真不写真
[00:03:56] 不能写
[00:03:57] 好累
[00:03:59] 你要不写我就杀你全家
[00:04:04] 你这家伙
[00:04:04] 真够狠的
[00:04:06] 听说老太太在屋里折腾的最欢
[00:04:10] 把老太太俩人给逼了出来
[00:04:13] 就在老头对面
[00:04:16] 谢谢你
[00:04:16] 老爸
[00:04:17] 你们要干什么干什么
[00:04:20] 我再问你一句
[00:04:22] 信你写不写
[00:04:24] 我说过了
[00:04:25] 我不会写字
[00:04:27] 我不能写
[00:04:28] 好累
[00:04:30] 你做事可太绝了
[00:04:32] 口封得太死了
[00:04:34] 还是你老爸啊自己走
[00:04:38] 把老太太脑袋给砍下来
[00:04:41] 老头儿瞪眼儿
[00:04:42] 看着接伐的夫妻
[00:04:46] 老夫老妻死的这么惨
[00:04:48] 哎哟
[00:04:49] 女生
[00:04:51] 顿时是人事不省
[00:04:54] 孙锦棠在那边捆着呢
[00:04:57] 一看他娘被杀了
[00:04:59] 哎呀
[00:05:00] 这口大骂祖宗
[00:05:03] 奶奶骂
[00:05:03] 反正是一死呗
[00:05:06] 夜班贼没理他
[00:05:09] 你不是骂吗
[00:05:10] 太好了
[00:05:10] 太好了
[00:05:12] 又把孙锦堂弟媳妇
[00:05:14] 二男二女五口人给逼了出来
[00:05:18] 哎
[00:05:19] 你
[00:05:20] 你不是骂吗
[00:05:21] 其实叫你骂个痛快
[00:05:23] 刚才我们问清楚了
[00:05:25] 这是你媳妇儿
[00:05:27] 这是你俩儿子
[00:05:28] 这是俩女孩儿
[00:05:30] 最小的才七岁多
[00:05:33] 惨
[00:05:35] 你能不能劝你别写信
[00:05:37] 叫孙玉堂回来放**个屁啊
[00:05:41] 喊嘞
[00:05:42] 你这口风的也够严实的啥
[00:05:50] 五条人命横尸在院子里
[00:05:53] 孙瑾
[00:05:54] 她把嘴唇都咬破了
[00:05:56] 但是捆得结结实实
[00:05:59] 没有办法呀
[00:06:00] 几度昏厥
[00:06:03] 怎么的
[00:06:04] 还有几盒全杀了
[00:06:07] 看看你们的嘴硬
[00:06:09] 是我的刀硬
[00:06:11] 就这样
[00:06:12] 一家人都惨遭毒手
[00:06:14] 顷刻之间横尸在院中却把方砖都染红了
[00:06:21] 老头子
[00:06:22] 撒魂飞走了俩呀
[00:06:26] 老头儿犀利说话
[00:06:28] 报应
[00:06:29] 报应吧
[00:06:32] 看来我这一生当中做过坏事
[00:06:36] 老天爷这是惩罚我
[00:06:40] 估计这种事儿怎么摊到我头上
[00:06:44] 我全家人死的太惨啦
[00:06:48] 是到了现在叫天天不应
[00:06:51] 叫地地
[00:06:52] 无语啊
[00:06:53] 杀了我吧
[00:06:55] 我宁愿一死
[00:06:57] 我们全家人在九泉下聚会
[00:07:03] 胡廉政这么干着呢
[00:07:06] 那个胡勇在旁边说话
[00:07:08] 我就是
[00:07:10] 老这么干也不行啊
[00:07:13] 你看这老头子都倔他
[00:07:15] 他这宁愿死他都不写这封信
[00:07:19] 这孙玉堂也不能回来
[00:07:21] 那你说怎么办
[00:07:26] 假扮一个家人
[00:07:27] 去报丧去
[00:07:29] 孙玉堂不了解内情
[00:07:31] 肯定得上当受骗
[00:07:33] 把他骗他回来不就得了吗
[00:07:36] 骗来孙玉堂在叫孙玉堂骗别人掉了一个
[00:07:41] 杀一个
[00:07:41] 掉了俩杀一对
[00:07:43] 嘿嘿
[00:07:44] 这咱这趟不就没白来吗
[00:07:47] 嗯
[00:07:48] 好贵
[00:07:50] 他们了解到
[00:07:51] 有个家人叫孙福
[00:07:54] 因此叫了一个小头目
[00:07:56] 假装成叫孙福
[00:08:00] 头戴麻冠身披重孝
[00:08:02] 跑到苏州知府衙门去骗孙玉堂
[00:08:07] 结果孙玉堂也不辨真伪
[00:08:10] 也别说孙玉堂谁也想不到上当了
[00:08:15] 让人骗到家中
[00:08:17] 一进孙家寨
[00:08:19] 遗憾孙玉堂傻眼了
[00:08:23] 嗯
[00:08:24] 叔叔没死
[00:08:26] 兄弟没死
[00:08:28] 院儿里全是死尸
[00:08:30] 周围这些人跟凶神恶煞相似
[00:08:34] 孙悦堂一跺脚
[00:08:35] 哎哟
[00:08:39] 这亏吃的这个包啊
[00:08:42] 他叔叔还埋怨他
[00:08:44] 鱼塘啊
[00:08:46] 你白活呀
[00:08:48] 你呀
[00:08:49] 谁让你回来的啊
[00:08:52] 你要早回来
[00:08:54] 你婶娘的一家人还死不了啊
[00:08:59] 可不是嘛
[00:09:00] 你说到了现在说什么孙宇他拉出刀来想玩儿命
[00:09:06] 你想想
[00:09:07] 孙悦堂内两下子根本就一般
[00:09:11] 要养在水里头
[00:09:12] 它有两下子
[00:09:14] 三天三夜
[00:09:16] 在水里泡着
[00:09:17] 可以不出来
[00:09:18] 水性机构
[00:09:21] 但是在陆地上
[00:09:23] 他这两下子平常稀松二五眼
[00:09:27] 面对强敌
[00:09:29] 能是人家的对手
[00:09:32] 孙跃堂一看也没法打了
[00:09:34] 我对不起
[00:09:35] 我婶娘
[00:09:36] 对不起这一家子
[00:09:37] 干脆我陪着死了
[00:09:40] 把刀扔了
[00:09:41] 没法打
[00:09:44] 互联纷飞了吧
[00:09:45] 他也回来
[00:09:47] 把属于她也捆上
[00:09:50] 买了个杆子
[00:09:51] 捆在杆子上的
[00:09:53] 捂脸冷笑两声
[00:09:56] 啊苏与他
[00:09:59] 你都看见了吧
[00:10:01] 想我不
[00:10:03] 想我有个办法
[00:10:05] 米写封信
[00:10:08] 给黄天霸写信
[00:10:10] 叫黄田坝
[00:10:11] 快来
[00:10:13] 你说有急事
[00:10:15] 凭你们俩的交情
[00:10:17] 这封信要送到了
[00:10:19] 黄天霸是肯定得来
[00:10:22] 就把你给解脱了
[00:10:24] 我们找黄天霸算账跟你没关系
[00:10:27] 哎
[00:10:28] 你是个狼的
[00:10:30] 一高兴就去把你给放了
[00:10:32] 嗯
[00:10:34] 我苏运堂能做到你胡说八道啊
[00:10:40] 我做不到啊
[00:10:42] 你们想瞎了心
[00:10:45] 孙某不是内耗人
[00:10:49] 嘿
[00:10:51] 老孙家都是命中啊
[00:10:54] 孙跃堂啊
[00:10:56] 你要不听你看见没
[00:10:58] 这可是前车之鉴
[00:11:01] 你们仨带活气儿的
[00:11:03] 可一个也活不了
[00:11:04] 你随便吧
[00:11:07] 随便
[00:11:08] 好累
[00:11:10] 我怎么把他们鼓捣死
[00:11:13] 连莲灯
[00:11:14] 点天灯啊
[00:11:16] 行
[00:11:17] 就在这院里跑仨坑
[00:11:20] 脑瓜朝下
[00:11:21] 把它们栽在地上
[00:11:23] 嗯
[00:11:24] 在脚脖子和脚指头上抹上油
[00:11:28] 给我点天灯
[00:11:31] 其实他们说得出来就干得出来
[00:11:34] 这个他们光说
[00:11:36] 可没这么做
[00:11:38] 胡连一看
[00:11:40] 你说就把他们都整死也算白来
[00:11:44] 白杀了十几口人
[00:11:47] 一无所获呀
[00:11:50] 哎呀
[00:11:51] 怎么办呢
[00:11:53] 算了
[00:11:53] 回去跟总辖大寨主商量商量
[00:11:57] 看看下一步应该如何怎么处置他们
[00:12:01] 也许留着还有点用
[00:12:03] 所以他改变主意了
[00:12:06] 把这仨人儿从杆子上放下来
[00:12:09] 嘴里塞上棉花团儿布条布块Y 头
[00:12:14] 带上嚼子
[00:12:15] 捆得结结实实
[00:12:17] 他们一想
[00:12:18] 这黑水湖正中央有个小岛子
[00:12:22] 这小子叫李鱼胶
[00:12:25] 长内形象
[00:12:26] 鲤鱼张着嘴一样
[00:12:29] 听说那个鲤鱼嘴里头能装十来个人
[00:12:33] 把他们仨星塞到那里头去做保险
[00:12:36] 那飞都飞不了
[00:12:38] 回去跟总辖大寨主商量商量
[00:12:42] 如果费他们拍
[00:12:44] 俩人就给收拾了
[00:12:46] 就是不派人呃
[00:12:48] 也把他们饿死
[00:12:50] 谁能找到那地方去
[00:12:52] 胡连
[00:12:53] 这家够损的
[00:12:55] 一声令下
[00:12:56] 底下闻风而动
[00:12:58] 撑着船
[00:13:00] 把这仨人儿送到鲤鱼嘴塞到那山洞里头
[00:13:06] 然后拍了俩小债主
[00:13:09] 一个姓庄叫庄人
[00:13:11] 一个姓李
[00:13:12] 叫李
[00:13:14] 把这俩小债主留下来给他们一条船
[00:13:18] 胡连胶带
[00:13:20] 你们哥俩在这负责看守他们仨
[00:13:23] 我回去请示大债主
[00:13:26] 你们听着信儿在我们回来之前
[00:13:30] 该给他们送吃喝就送吃喝啊
[00:13:33] 你们在这老老实实听信儿人要跑了
[00:13:37] 为你们是问明白
[00:13:39] 明白
[00:13:41] 装人里流行
[00:13:45] 这帮人干嘛呀
[00:13:46] 二次返回孙家寨
[00:13:49] 把孙凤山家里之前的东西是抢劫一空
[00:13:54] 院里这么多死尸
[00:13:56] 怎么处理
[00:13:57] 刚才一把火烧
[00:14:00] 火烧孙家寨啊
[00:14:03] 那孙家寨不是说孙凤山一家人
[00:14:07] 还有20 多家
[00:14:10] 一个个吓得关门闭户
[00:14:12] 连门都不敢出
[00:14:14] 眼巴巴瞅着孙凤山家招了冲天大火
[00:14:21] 我也早起了
[00:14:22] 没法救了
[00:14:24] 这胡连才分出一张升杯
[00:14:28] 他们走了
[00:14:30] 就一场劫难
[00:14:32] 持续了几十个小时啊
[00:14:37] 这好端端地
[00:14:38] 一家人落到这个地步
[00:14:42] 哎呀
[00:14:42] 这咱不说
[00:14:44] 翻
[00:14:44] 回头说是鱼塘
[00:14:47] 几个人被塞到鲤鱼嘴
[00:14:49] 这山洞里头
[00:14:50] 上不着天下不着地
[00:14:52] 周围都是水啊
[00:14:54] 孙玉堂手脚全捆着
[00:14:58] 嘴里的塞的东西
[00:14:59] 带地饺子
[00:15:00] 想说话也说不出来
[00:15:03] 这把你说憋死吗
[00:15:05] 那鼻子眼还能透点儿气儿
[00:15:07] 你
[00:15:08] 你说透气吗
[00:15:09] 还憋着
[00:15:11] 憋得是满身大汉
[00:15:14] 往左看
[00:15:15] 往右瞧瞧
[00:15:17] 乙丑七叔在丑
[00:15:20] 兄弟都在这儿
[00:15:22] 哎
[00:15:23] 孙宇
[00:15:23] 唐欣说话
[00:15:24] 我对不起你们啊
[00:15:26] 你们受了我的珠帘
[00:15:29] 我要不在时大人手下当差
[00:15:32] 要不跟黄天霸
[00:15:33] 他们在一起也得罪不了玉泉山
[00:15:36] 凤凰岭的贼
[00:15:38] 这他妈恨我恨的冰冰
[00:15:41] 哎呀
[00:15:42] 我的一家人
[00:15:44] 倒霉
[00:15:45] 倒到我身上了
[00:15:46] 因此冲着他叔叔
[00:15:48] 哼哼
[00:15:52] 内意思
[00:15:52] 我对不起你们
[00:15:53] 眼泪刷刷刷掉下来了
[00:15:56] 老头儿也哭
[00:15:58] 一个劲儿晃脑袋
[00:15:59] 老头明白心说话
[00:16:02] 玉堂能怪你吗
[00:16:05] 这都是天意啊
[00:16:07] 天意啊
[00:16:09] 时也运也
[00:16:11] 命也啊
[00:16:13] 谁也怪不得
[00:16:16] 孙锦堂那块儿演播了脑子
[00:16:19] 哼哼
[00:16:19] 说不出话来
[00:16:20] 都堵着呢
[00:16:23] 他心里想什么怪他爹
[00:16:25] 都怪你
[00:16:27] 你不让我伸手让我伸手
[00:16:29] 虽然说死杀一个够本杀俩也痛快痛快
[00:16:34] 也赚他一个亿
[00:16:35] 这有多窝囊啊
[00:16:39] 总之
[00:16:41] 他们恨乱了一阵
[00:16:43] 没了劲儿
[00:16:44] 把眼睛全闭上
[00:16:45] 谁也不说话
[00:16:46] 各想各的心思
[00:16:49] 外面是斗转星移
[00:16:53] 天亮了
[00:16:55] 然后红轮西坠
[00:16:57] 玉兔东升又到了晚上这一天怎么熬的
[00:17:03] 咱们说船上还留俩小债主
[00:17:06] 一个叫庄人
[00:17:07] 一个叫黎
[00:17:09] 他们都是玉泉山
[00:17:11] 凤凰岭地小贼头
[00:17:13] 奉命看着这一儿撒
[00:17:16] 那里鱼胶离他们还有三里多地
[00:17:20] 他们就在这瞅着
[00:17:22] 这小船就靠着黑水湖的湖边
[00:17:26] 两个人就盼着
[00:17:28] 怎么还不来信
[00:17:30] 这是啥开始
[00:17:32] 在这受清风啊
[00:17:34] 嗯
[00:17:35] 就仨货
[00:17:37] 扔在水里
[00:17:38] 投喂王八得了
[00:17:40] 还派俩大活人在这守着
[00:17:43] 哎
[00:17:43] 咱说了也不算
[00:17:45] 哥哥兄弟啊
[00:17:47] 这也太苦闷了
[00:17:49] 咱得整点吃的看
[00:17:51] 那样山里头也不管咱们行
[00:17:54] 前头不远
[00:17:55] 是个小村
[00:17:57] 我
[00:17:57] 我去弄点吃的去
[00:17:59] 你在这守着a 装人守着礼仪去了
[00:18:03] 去了好长一段时间回来了
[00:18:06] 冒了个大包
[00:18:08] 庄人就问什么黑
[00:18:11] 弄了一壶好酒
[00:18:14] 能有八两
[00:18:15] 咱俩一人一半
[00:18:17] 另外你看别的没有啊
[00:18:20] 馒头
[00:18:20] 咸菜
[00:18:21] 行
[00:18:22] 先吃
[00:18:24] 他俩人就召开了这里就说
[00:18:29] 我大哥
[00:18:30] 军师交代的清楚啊
[00:18:33] 这
[00:18:33] 这里边
[00:18:34] 这仨人也得给点儿吃的
[00:18:35] 别饿死
[00:18:37] 饿死了
[00:18:38] 你说要活的
[00:18:39] 要口不
[00:18:42] 饿死了
[00:18:43] 咱不得担责任
[00:18:45] 饿死饿死
[00:18:48] 呃
[00:18:48] 三天两天
[00:18:49] 没事儿
[00:18:50] 没那功夫给他送吃的
[00:18:52] 那咱吃咱的
[00:18:54] 他们就没送吃的
[00:18:57] 这俩人把酒喝完了
[00:18:59] 肉也吃完了
[00:19:00] 馒头吃了大部分
[00:19:02] 剩下搁到船舱
[00:19:05] 心想着大长的夜
[00:19:07] 聊到什么时候装人是无机六瘦
[00:19:11] 好难受
[00:19:13] 哎
[00:19:13] 兄弟啊
[00:19:15] 刚才你进村里头
[00:19:18] 这村里有多少户人家
[00:19:20] 我也没数啊
[00:19:21] 大概有个几十户
[00:19:24] 看着娘们我
[00:19:27] 你就惦记娘们
[00:19:28] 你干啥呀
[00:19:30] 弄个小娘们儿来呀
[00:19:33] 给咱陪着解解闷
[00:19:35] 要么大长的夜
[00:19:37] 聊到啥时候是不是啊
[00:19:41] 那也不错
[00:19:43] 那怎么办
[00:19:44] 我一个人可能不来
[00:19:45] 要去的咱哥儿俩去
[00:19:47] 我伸手抢人
[00:19:49] 你给我放风
[00:19:51] 还行
[00:19:52] 反正这仨货也跑不了
[00:19:54] 谁能教他撒
[00:19:57] 这俩小子商业完了
[00:19:58] 借着这个酒劲儿
[00:20:00] 弃舟登岸
[00:20:02] 把这船呢
[00:20:04] 拴到芦苇一个硬根子上
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