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[00:00:05] 姜子牙挑着照例在朝歌城卖了一天呐
[00:00:09] 唉
[00:00:10] 怎么去又怎么回来了
[00:00:12] 一把没卖
[00:00:14] 那就叫没开张啊
[00:00:17] 挑着挑啊
[00:00:19] 又回了宋家庄
[00:00:22] 来到自己这个小院落
[00:00:25] 推门进来一看
[00:00:26] 挥霍
[00:00:28] 他这位娘子马氏啊
[00:00:30] 在院子里这耗着呢
[00:00:33] 感情早就把九给烫好了
[00:00:36] 菜也炒好了
[00:00:38] 涟水打上了
[00:00:41] 一看姜子牙风尘仆仆挑着这么一条
[00:00:44] 照理回来马是挺高兴啊
[00:00:48] 啊
[00:00:49] 出去那么早回来这么晚
[00:00:50] 甭问这买卖错不了啊
[00:00:53] He 赶快拿掸子过来
[00:00:55] 咱的尘土
[00:00:56] 把挑子接过来
[00:00:58] 哎
[00:00:59] 然后擦脸漱口
[00:01:00] 先喝杯茶
[00:01:02] 马上把酒给满上
[00:01:05] 哈哈
[00:01:06] 真是笑而言曰呀
[00:01:09] 相公
[00:01:10] 你辛苦辣
[00:01:12] 你可受累了
[00:01:13] 哎
[00:01:15] 子牙叹了一口气
[00:01:17] 受点累
[00:01:18] 倒没什么呀
[00:01:19] 不过
[00:01:21] 他没往下说
[00:01:23] 不过一子没卖
[00:01:24] 没开张
[00:01:26] 哎玛
[00:01:27] 是等着的
[00:01:28] 等什么呀
[00:01:29] 呃
[00:01:30] 把卖得的钱拿出来吧
[00:01:33] 这小名儿叫川川桂川贵啊
[00:01:37] 那就是说买了多少钱a
[00:01:40] 应该是刨去多少成本啊
[00:01:43] 净赚是多少
[00:01:45] 一共编了多少把赵丽卖出多少把a 应该有一个明细的账目
[00:01:53] 哎
[00:01:54] 他一伸手
[00:01:55] 先给我拿来吧
[00:01:57] 子牙一条
[00:01:57] 拿什么呀
[00:02:00] 把钱拿来哦
[00:02:03] 姜子牙白马师给他的那个点心钱
[00:02:07] 零花钱拿出来往桌子上一放
[00:02:11] 法师一看不对呀
[00:02:14] 这是我给你的饭钱
[00:02:17] 你卖照例赚的钱
[00:02:19] 哎
[00:02:21] 娘子啊
[00:02:24] 因为你丫这番热情啊
[00:02:26] 啊我
[00:02:27] 我没好意思开口
[00:02:30] 没开张
[00:02:33] 这赵林是一把也没卖出去
[00:02:36] 哎哟
[00:02:37] 马氏听到这儿呱嗒的就是把脸就撂下来了
[00:02:43] 老大的不高兴啊
[00:02:45] 他上上下下瞪着这位姜子牙
[00:02:48] 三眼呐
[00:02:50] 就缺一把啦
[00:02:52] 白马是给气坏了
[00:02:54] 你可真够可以的
[00:02:57] 世间还有你这么笨的笨人啊
[00:03:01] 卖
[00:03:01] 照例一把没卖出去
[00:03:04] 瞪眼开不了张
[00:03:06] 别的甭说
[00:03:08] 就拿我这份辛苦吧
[00:03:10] 也算其五经爬
[00:03:12] 半夜伺候前伺候后啊
[00:03:16] 你倒好
[00:03:17] 一个子儿都没挣回来
[00:03:20] 你说你这么大岁数
[00:03:23] 你怎么活的呢
[00:03:26] 一张嘴就昆仑学道40年
[00:03:30] 40 年就会编点儿道理
[00:03:32] 这就够惨的了
[00:03:34] 可你要把它卖出去呀
[00:03:37] 100没卖
[00:03:39] 哎哟
[00:03:41] 没地方找你
[00:03:42] 这800斤
[00:03:43] 那面粉蒸的大寿桃啊
[00:03:47] 那别名叫废物点心呐
[00:03:50] 哎哟
[00:03:51] 姜子牙吃这一顿饭呐
[00:03:53] 这码事夫人数落了这么一顿饭
[00:03:56] 子牙这饭都横着下去
[00:03:59] 虽然子牙
[00:04:01] 是道门的弟子啊
[00:04:04] 讲究忍让
[00:04:06] 但是旁边坐这么一位
[00:04:10] 乐了起来没完
[00:04:12] 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟
[00:04:14] 谁受得了啊
[00:04:16] 子牙一瞧
[00:04:17] 我说
[00:04:18] 娘死你
[00:04:19] 少说两句行不行
[00:04:21] 我听人家说呀
[00:04:23] 这做买卖有赔有赚
[00:04:25] 你别看今儿没开张
[00:04:27] 明天我就许呀
[00:04:29] 把这道理都卖出去
[00:04:31] 马
[00:04:31] 谁挺好
[00:04:33] 那就等着你明儿个吧
[00:04:35] 第二天子牙挑着赵六进城了
[00:04:38] 这么说吧
[00:04:39] 连跑了四天
[00:04:42] 还是老样子
[00:04:45] 一把没卖
[00:04:47] 哎哟
[00:04:47] 这回马氏可不让了
[00:04:50] 跟姜子牙吵起来了
[00:04:52] 子牙也急了
[00:04:54] 你看我愿意他不开张啊
[00:04:57] 那么他没人买这朝歌城这人呐
[00:05:01] 他不懂得使
[00:05:02] 照理他就知道轮马勺
[00:05:05] 那你让我怎么办呢
[00:05:07] 子牙都快哭了
[00:05:10] 马是不让啊
[00:05:11] 怎么办
[00:05:12] 你必须把这照片给我卖出去啊
[00:05:16] 你卖不了不会甩吗
[00:05:19] 你不会打折
[00:05:21] 内年头哪有打折呀
[00:05:24] 子牙气的直跺脚
[00:05:26] 这夫妻俩这么一吵啊
[00:05:28] 就惊动了宿缘Y
[00:05:31] 送一人过来一看
[00:05:32] 哎呀
[00:05:34] 贤弟贤妹
[00:05:35] 这这到底是因为什么呀
[00:05:38] 哦
[00:05:39] 马是可见了亲人啦
[00:05:41] 见着宋员外头哭了
[00:05:43] 哎
[00:05:44] 就派了一顿
[00:05:44] 姜子牙的不是
[00:05:46] 我怎么辛苦他的买卖没干成
[00:05:50] 哎呀
[00:05:52] 宋员外苦笑一声
[00:05:55] 连连摇头
[00:05:56] 鲜美
[00:05:57] 这就是你的不对了
[00:05:59] 怎么他没开张
[00:06:02] 你就跟他这么嚷嚷
[00:06:04] 也不等于把它罩里卖出去
[00:06:07] 再者说了
[00:06:09] 这做买卖呀
[00:06:11] 有时候这货下的挺快
[00:06:13] 有时候呢就滞销
[00:06:16] 这都算不了什么
[00:06:19] 又不是整比下锅说
[00:06:20] 非把这赵丽卖出去才能有饭吃
[00:06:24] 半年卖不出去又算得了什么呀
[00:06:27] 好说歹说哎
[00:06:29] 算把这个事儿给平息下来了
[00:06:32] 送礼人跟姜子牙商量
[00:06:34] 我说兄弟
[00:06:35] 咱们改个方式不行吗
[00:06:37] 不卖照例了不行吗
[00:06:40] 紫霞说
[00:06:41] 行啊
[00:06:41] 不卖照
[00:06:42] 您说我卖什么我就会这么点儿手艺啊
[00:06:47] 哎呀
[00:06:49] 宋员外叹了口气啊
[00:06:50] 可也是
[00:06:52] 哎
[00:06:52] 兄弟
[00:06:54] 呃
[00:06:55] 卖照理没人买
[00:06:57] 说明生活中他不需要
[00:07:00] 那么生活中
[00:07:02] 每个人都得吃饭吧
[00:07:04] 贤弟
[00:07:05] 你卖点米面什么的行不行啊
[00:07:08] 咱家有的是粮食啊
[00:07:11] 假如你要卖面的话
[00:07:14] 告诉这些家人
[00:07:16] 给你磨点面
[00:07:18] 抹点儿上层的精粉啊
[00:07:21] 再来个粗糙一点的
[00:07:23] 据说有营养
[00:07:25] 那不行吧
[00:07:27] 你卖米嗯
[00:07:29] 你卖种子都行
[00:07:30] 咱们什么全有
[00:07:31] 你看这样不行吗
[00:07:34] 哎
[00:07:35] 子牙一看
[00:07:35] 大哥是一片好意啊
[00:07:38] 呃
[00:07:39] 我谨遵兄命
[00:07:41] 您怎么吩咐我怎么办
[00:07:43] 哎
[00:07:44] 送一人摆了摆手
[00:07:45] 贤弟
[00:07:46] 我可不吩咐你什么
[00:07:49] 要按我的吩咐啊
[00:07:50] 你就什么也别干
[00:07:52] 知道吧
[00:07:53] 实在你闲不住啊
[00:07:54] 你就帮着哥哥
[00:07:55] 我算点帐
[00:07:57] 可是弟妹又不让
[00:07:59] 非让你自食其力
[00:08:00] 自力更生
[00:08:01] 你说这让我怎么办
[00:08:04] 那既然你同意了
[00:08:06] 宋员外吩咐家人呃
[00:08:10] 给我兄弟磨点面啊
[00:08:13] 呃
[00:08:13] 抹点儿精粉
[00:08:14] 所谓精粉
[00:08:15] 那就多过几遍萝卜啊
[00:08:18] 哎
[00:08:19] 这回啊
[00:08:20] 哎
[00:08:21] 把这个框把它变化一下
[00:08:24] 这个框跟挑照的内框就不一样了
[00:08:27] 你们这卖面的框啊
[00:08:29] 那得严实点啊
[00:08:30] 一定啊把这个
[00:08:33] 面框边的
[00:08:35] 干干净净
[00:08:37] 丽丽铮铮
[00:08:39] 哎
[00:08:39] 像个工艺品似的
[00:08:41] 人家这么一看呢
[00:08:43] 就干净利索
[00:08:45] 人家就爱买
[00:08:46] 最起码卫生还可以准备杆秤a 贤弟你认证不认证啊
[00:08:53] 子牙一听
[00:08:54] 哎呀仁兄啊
[00:08:55] 真格的了
[00:08:56] 小弟能不认识成吗
[00:08:58] 那也太惨了哦
[00:08:59] 那好那好哎
[00:09:01] 给准备几个碗面的瓢a 大朴小朴忠刘嫖
[00:09:06] 然后吧啊
[00:09:08] 把这个面给装好
[00:09:10] 哎
[00:09:11] 子牙回来
[00:09:13] 跟他夫人马诗这么一说
[00:09:15] 阿玛施这回有点儿笑模样了
[00:09:18] 行啊
[00:09:19] 哎
[00:09:19] 不卖赵林
[00:09:20] 那就卖面吧
[00:09:22] 反正这么说吧
[00:09:24] 哎什么
[00:09:24] 挣钱干什么
[00:09:26] 哎
[00:09:26] 你这个精神还是很可嘉的呀
[00:09:29] 哎
[00:09:29] 行行子牙
[00:09:31] 一听你别表扬我了
[00:09:32] 也别夸我了
[00:09:33] 我我我去卖卖试试吧
[00:09:37] 挑着挑
[00:09:38] 他要进城了
[00:09:41] 连续三天
[00:09:44] 哎
[00:09:44] 外甥打灯笼
[00:09:46] 这麦面根脉照的一样
[00:09:49] 怎么回事照旧啊
[00:09:50] 嗨还是没开张
[00:09:53] 他开不了张
[00:09:55] 怎么回事儿呢
[00:09:58] 这钱文叔不是说了吗
[00:09:59] 子牙他
[00:10:00] 他不会吆喝
[00:10:03] 这怎么能行呢
[00:10:05] 神马是觉得也奇怪
[00:10:08] 哎呀
[00:10:08] 我说相公
[00:10:10] 这回我不跟你嚷嚷
[00:10:12] 咱俩商量商量
[00:10:14] 明儿你进城卖面
[00:10:15] 我跟你去一趟行不行
[00:10:18] 子牙一听
[00:10:19] 这不是买一个饶一个吗
[00:10:21] 怎么你跟我干嘛去
[00:10:23] 我跟你去
[00:10:23] 主要我看看你怎么卖
[00:10:25] 我就挑着挑着串
[00:10:27] 街巷就这么卖呗
[00:10:30] 不对
[00:10:32] 你要是真是串街走巷
[00:10:35] 吆喝几声
[00:10:36] 外面怎么能卖不出去啊
[00:10:39] 哎哟
[00:10:41] 子牙已经对了
[00:10:42] 娘子啊
[00:10:43] 不瞒您说
[00:10:45] 这事儿我还真舒服了
[00:10:48] 马师问他怎么了我
[00:10:51] 我没诱惑
[00:10:54] 连麦照的也算上
[00:10:55] 我就挑着挑子满街这么溜达嗨吗
[00:11:01] 是一群怪不得呢
[00:11:03] 那能开得了张马
[00:11:05] 人家以为你给哪家送货呢
[00:11:09] 你得喊
[00:11:11] 哎
[00:11:12] 这娘子
[00:11:12] 那怎么喊
[00:11:14] 卖白面呢
[00:11:16] 谁来买白面呢
[00:11:19] 啊
[00:11:20] 您是包饺子
[00:11:21] 吃面条儿
[00:11:22] 您得喊几句呀
[00:11:26] 我记住了
[00:11:28] 第二天子牙吃饱了
[00:11:30] 喝足了
[00:11:32] 今天多来俩花卷儿什么意思
[00:11:36] 为了底气足
[00:11:37] 回头进城好吆喝
[00:11:39] 挑着面条儿进城来到城里
[00:11:43] 他把头怎么养
[00:11:46] 要想吆喝一声
[00:11:48] 呃谁
[00:11:49] 哎呀
[00:11:52] 子牙呀傻啦
[00:11:54] 咋办
[00:11:55] 你可别小瞧这个吆喝呀
[00:11:59] 那是技术
[00:12:02] 那可是功夫
[00:12:04] 同时里边还有很多技巧
[00:12:08] 吆喝出来
[00:12:10] 怎么那么让人爱听
[00:12:12] 怎么那么吸引人
[00:12:14] 只要一听你的吆喝
[00:12:16] 人家在家里就坐不住了
[00:12:18] 就得出来买你这东西
[00:12:21] 那可不是说着玩儿的
[00:12:23] 随便就嗷一嗓子
[00:12:26] 明白啊
[00:12:28] 倔了吧唧的
[00:12:29] 把人吓一跳
[00:12:30] 谁买啊知道的主
[00:12:32] 你这吆喝的不知道跟喊冤一样受得了吗姜子牙
[00:12:37] 他一喝不出来
[00:12:40] 张不开口
[00:12:41] 你让她念无量
[00:12:42] 佛行
[00:12:43] 龇牙不能念呢
[00:12:45] 怎么无良普
[00:12:47] 谁买白面这
[00:12:49] 哎呀
[00:12:50] 自己臆想有辱玄门
[00:12:52] 我绝不能这么喊呐
[00:12:55] 他咬着牙发着狠
[00:12:58] 往前走了没多远
[00:13:00] 忽听后面有人叫他
[00:13:03] 嗨
[00:13:05] 老头儿
[00:13:06] 啊啊
[00:13:07] 老掌柜
[00:13:09] 姜子牙
[00:13:11] 一听
[00:13:11] 哎
[00:13:12] 这是不叫我呀
[00:13:13] 他赶忙站住了
[00:13:14] 放弃挑子
[00:13:15] 回头一看
[00:13:17] 是一老太太
[00:13:19] 手里头也拿这个小朴
[00:13:22] 就奔子牙来了
[00:13:23] 这家Le Le 什么性格我呀开张啊
[00:13:28] 苍天油盐呐
[00:13:31] 哎呀
[00:13:32] 今儿要再挑这挑回去
[00:13:35] 那码事还得跟我吵
[00:13:38] 呃呃
[00:13:39] 不着急
[00:13:40] 老婆婆您慢走哎
[00:13:41] 请问您有什么事吗
[00:13:46] 我说老掌柜
[00:13:48] 你是卖什么的呀
[00:13:50] 嗨
[00:13:52] 不瞒您说老婆婆
[00:13:54] 我是卖面的
[00:13:57] 嗨哟
[00:13:59] 我呀
[00:13:59] 都看了你两天了
[00:14:02] 我以为啊
[00:14:03] 你是给谁送东西挑这个挑每天都要从我门口儿这儿啊
[00:14:08] 过六回怪难为你的哦
[00:14:11] 你是卖面的呀
[00:14:13] 可不是嘛
[00:14:14] 老婆婆
[00:14:15] 呃
[00:14:16] 您有点面吗
[00:14:17] 嗨
[00:14:19] 老太太啊
[00:14:22] 冲姜子牙一笑
[00:14:23] 实不相瞒
[00:14:24] 那老掌柜
[00:14:26] 我家那窗户前两天让猫给挠坏了
[00:14:31] 出了好几个窟窿
[00:14:33] 这下雨天
[00:14:34] 他往里头进蚊子呀
[00:14:36] 我想把这窗户糊一糊
[00:14:39] 家里的面都吃光了
[00:14:42] 那么我想呢
[00:14:42] 跟老掌柜你呀
[00:14:44] 紧点儿
[00:14:46] 凭什么意思就是药物
[00:14:50] 您能不能把这面给我点儿
[00:14:52] 不值得买
[00:14:53] 哎
[00:14:54] 所以啊我
[00:14:55] 我麻烦你
[00:14:57] 真不好意思
[00:14:59] 您给我点儿面子
[00:15:00] 我回去也打点酱子把窗户糊一糊啊
[00:15:04] 老掌柜
[00:15:05] 我谢谢你啦
[00:15:07] 嘿
[00:15:09] 姜子牙点了点头啊
[00:15:12] 心里说
[00:15:12] 老婆婆呀
[00:15:14] 您是真会要啊
[00:15:17] 你方前左右的小面铺
[00:15:20] 你哪儿
[00:15:21] 要不出那么半瓢面粉来赶追着我要你说我不给你吧
[00:15:30] 我是个出家人啊
[00:15:32] 方便为本呐
[00:15:34] 这个
[00:15:35] 我要给你
[00:15:37] 我这叫什么事儿
[00:15:38] 这叫
[00:15:40] 子牙真说不出口哦
[00:15:42] 好好好老婆
[00:15:44] 呃
[00:15:44] 那我就给您晚点儿吧
[00:15:46] 子牙刚要给这位老婆婆买点儿面
[00:15:50] 就在这时
[00:15:51] 突然听远处唏溜溜一声马嘶
[00:15:55] 这怎么回事儿啊
[00:15:57] 把子牙河这个老婆婆都吓了一大跳
[00:16:00] 他们回过头来一看
[00:16:01] 可了不得
[00:16:02] 从东南脚下飞来一匹战马
[00:16:07] 感情这码呀
[00:16:09] 镜子
[00:16:11] 后边有十几个军校
[00:16:13] 连喊带叫喊什么呀
[00:16:16] 一个是喊谁把这码给截住
[00:16:19] 在一个市场闲人散开
[00:16:22] 别回头把你们碰着
[00:16:24] 这几个均消失
[00:16:25] 连追带喊呢
[00:16:26] 满头大汗呢
[00:16:28] 一眨眼的功夫
[00:16:29] 这个马就到了姜子牙的跟前了
[00:16:32] 子牙呀
[00:16:33] 还没反应过来呢
[00:16:36] 内马的左前蹄啊
[00:16:39] 就让那绳子给绊住了
[00:16:43] 就那面框绳子啊
[00:16:45] 面框绳子
[00:16:46] 前面四根儿
[00:16:47] 后边四根都着这框
[00:16:50] 挑八根绳儿的吗
[00:16:53] 对马蹄子
[00:16:55] 让这绳子一半
[00:16:57] 马是战马
[00:16:59] 啊
[00:17:00] 这战马他经历过呀
[00:17:02] 这半马所
[00:17:04] 马有马欣以为啊
[00:17:07] 有人要用绊马索办他的他都啊
[00:17:11] 就把蹄子痒起来了
[00:17:12] 这养好家伙
[00:17:14] 把这俩面框啊
[00:17:16] 6 66 送
[00:17:21] 给周的半悬空去啦
[00:17:24] 那马一眨眼踪迹不见了
[00:17:27] 那个军校也没影儿了
[00:17:31] 可这俩面框在半悬空
[00:17:33] 滴溜溜转了好几个圈儿
[00:17:35] 夸嚓一下就扣在地上
[00:17:39] 面框刚往地下这么一扣啊
[00:17:41] 这时候起了一阵狂风哦
[00:17:45] 哎哟
[00:17:46] 把这俩框挂着叽里咕噜咕噜满道上咕噜
[00:17:51] 呢面呢
[00:17:52] 一点儿没剩
[00:17:53] 随着这阵狂风
[00:17:56] 全刮跑了
[00:17:59] 只是那墙根儿边儿那儿啊
[00:18:02] 还有点儿
[00:18:03] 面部什么迪
[00:18:06] 内药面的老太太看了看
[00:18:08] 哎呀
[00:18:09] 掌柜的你看这事儿
[00:18:12] 我跟你信这点儿面那道把你这两筐都饶上了行了吧
[00:18:18] 我也别跟你要
[00:18:20] 我就把墙根儿底下扫扫
[00:18:22] 就够糊窗户的啦
[00:18:25] 他够糊窗户了
[00:18:27] 姜子牙怎么办呢
[00:18:29] 扁担蛇拉框瘪了
[00:18:31] 撑杆儿撅了
[00:18:33] 蹭盘子
[00:18:34] 两半儿的秤砣找不着了
[00:18:36] 哎呀
[00:18:39] 死牙都要哭了
[00:18:42] 天天挑着面来卖
[00:18:44] 不开张
[00:18:45] 今儿可真痛快
[00:18:47] 倒是开了张啊
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