[00:00:00] Today I Met Myself - Example (艾洛特·格里夫) [00:00:04] Don't do that [00:00:06] Don't do this [00:00:09] Don't do her [00:00:15] I get the petrol [00:00:15] Don't forget to buy a couple of sweets [00:00:17] Sometimes I like to treat myself [00:00:18] If only once a week [00:00:20] Open the door get in the car [00:00:21] Sit in the driver's seat [00:00:22] Peer into the rearview mirror [00:00:23] And I'm staring back at me [00:00:25] When I say me I don't mean me [00:00:26] As in my own reflection [00:00:27] Hardly slept so I suspect [00:00:28] I'm staring at some weird projection [00:00:30] My brain has made to tell me [00:00:31] Alcohol abuse is wrong [00:00:33] Whereupon [00:00:33] I turn around and realise somethings going on [00:00:35] Trust me son this ain't a con [00:00:37] You have to trust your eyeballs [00:00:38] Know those eyes are fine [00:00:39] Because they're mine so don't be stifled [00:00:41] You're slightly balder now and [00:00:42] Yes your pubes are turnin grey [00:00:43] But you've travelled back in time [00:00:44] Cause there's important sh*t to say [00:00:46] Don't do that (nope) [00:00:47] They'll try to dupe ya [00:00:49] Don't do this (nah) [00:00:50] They'll try to shoot ya [00:00:51] Don't do her (grim ) [00:00:53] She didn't suit ya [00:00:54] Today I met myself and I told me bout my future [00:00:57] Don't do that (nope) [00:00:58] They'll try to dupe ya [00:00:59] Don't do this (nah) [00:01:01] They'll try to shoot ya [00:01:02] Don't do her (grim ) [00:01:03] She didn't suit ya [00:01:04] Today I met myself and I told me bout my future [00:01:12] So I'm sat in the front and sat in the back [00:01:14] As you do havin a chat [00:01:15] Asking bout the change in rap [00:01:16] And where the musics at [00:01:17] I'm careful not to tell myself entirely everything [00:01:20] I've come here just to warn me [00:01:22] As to what the future brings [00:01:23] Oi Listen El [00:01:24] Surely you can see that you're me [00:01:26] I'm you look at the lips [00:01:27] You really can't ignore me [00:01:28] I know that in that bag [00:01:29] There's ginger beer and curly-wurlys [00:01:31] It's kinda hurly burly [00:01:32] But you must believe my story [00:01:34] I know you tasted glory was all hunky dory [00:01:36] Now you're standing on the borderline [00:01:37] Today's the day your sure to find [00:01:39] You don't know where to draw the line [00:01:40] This is the start of your decline [00:01:41] That's why I came back exactly [00:01:43] 15 years before your sordid crime [00:01:44] Don't do that (nope) [00:01:46] They'll try to dupe ya [00:01:47] Don't do this (nah) [00:01:48] They'll try to shoot ya [00:01:49] Don't do her (grim ) [00:01:51] She didn't suit ya [00:01:52] Today I met myself and I told me bout my future [00:01:55] Don't do that (nope) [00:01:56] They'll try to dupe ya [00:01:57] Don't do this (nah) [00:01:58] They'll try to shoot ya [00:02:00] Don't do her (grim ) [00:02:01] She didn't suit ya [00:02:02] Today I met myself and I told me bout my future [00:02:05] Freakin out I been sneakin bout [00:02:08] Feelin edgy bout the fact [00:02:09] That I've seeked me out [00:02:10] I'm freakin out I been sneakin bout [00:02:13] And I've sat inside my car [00:02:14] And started speakin bout [00:02:16] What's yet to come [00:02:17] What's yet to come [00:02:21] It seems most of what the future [00:02:22] Has to hold for me is decent [00:02:23] But recently my future self was [00:02:25] Caught having a threesome [00:02:26] One of the girls was underage [00:02:27] With fake identification [00:02:28] The other one was legal [00:02:30] But her father's occupation [00:02:32] Was head of a group of hoodlums [00:02:33] From just south of the Thames [00:02:34] The entire episode was captured [00:02:35] From a hidden lens [00:02:37] They found some substances inside [00:02:38] The glove box of my car [00:02:39] So I'm front page of the sun [00:02:41] The mirror and the daily star [00:02:42] I'm either goin down for twenty [00:02:43] Or thugs are out to get me [00:02:45] My walls are bout to crumble