[00:00:00] I Just Can't Help Myself (《辛普森一家》动画片插曲) - The Simpsons (辛普森一家) [00:00:02] (《辛普森一家》动画片插曲) [00:00:05] Written by:David Cole/Duran Ramos [00:00:30] I just can't help myself [00:00:32] I just can't help myself [00:00:34] I just can't help myself [00:00:36] I just can't help myself [00:00:39] Go go go go [00:00:41] Go go go go [00:00:44] Go go go go [00:00:46] I just can't help myself [00:00:48] There I go here I go where I go I don't know [00:00:50] I just can't help myself so [00:00:52] Why do I do what I do when I do [00:00:55] Well I can say so or I just don't know [00:00:57] Boys will be boys is what I usually say [00:00:59] That's the how and the why that I act this way [00:01:02] That's the end of the line I run out of rhyme [00:01:04] That ain't a crime so it's milk it out time [00:01:06] Let's do I know it's some cosmic force [00:01:09] 'Cause in my mind you go [00:01:10] Just wait off course [00:01:11] To another dimension [00:01:13] Not only of site and sound [00:01:14] But of being a clown [00:01:16] Or an alley cat or a dirty rat [00:01:18] Or a loud mouth brat [00:01:19] Well I am all that [00:01:20] So if you ask me why [00:01:21] I'm always in such a mess [00:01:22] Well ha I just can't help myself [00:01:25] Can't help it [00:01:27] I just can't help myself [00:01:29] Can't help it [00:01:32] I just can't help myself [00:01:34] Can't help it [00:01:36] I just can't help myself [00:01:38] Can't help it [00:01:41] I just can't help myself [00:01:43] Go go go go [00:01:46] Go go go go [00:01:48] I just can't help myself [00:01:50] I just can't help myself [00:01:53] A very great lady once said it right [00:01:55] A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bike [00:01:57] Ha-ha there I go again sister know-it-all [00:01:59] No friends at all 'cause I make them crawl [00:02:02] I can help showing off all that I know [00:02:04] All the what's I can do all the wheres I can go [00:02:06] I know it's makes the family very uptight [00:02:09] I know it isn't right but I do it every night [00:02:11] I'm probably don't belong here [00:02:12] I'm certainly were wrong here [00:02:14] Every night I have a dream more like a nightmare [00:02:16] I see myself being born mom and dad are there [00:02:18] But it's not marge and it's not homer [00:02:20] Switched in a cradle no wonder I'm a goner [00:02:23] I feel like a book that's on the wrong shelf [00:02:25] I know I shouldn't think it but [00:02:27] I just can't help myself [00:02:30] Can't help it [00:02:32] I just can't help myself [00:02:34] Can't help it [00:02:36] I just can't help myself [00:02:39] Can't help it [00:02:41] I just can't help myself [00:02:43] Can't help it [00:02:46] I just can't help myself [00:02:48] I just can't help myself [00:02:50] I just can't help myself [00:02:53] I just can't help myself [00:02:55] I just can't help myself [00:02:57] I just can't help myself [00:03:00] I just can't help myself [00:03:02] I just can't help myself [00:03:04] I just can't help myself [00:03:07] Hey you know I kinda like this thing [00:03:09] It's sorta like music but you don't have to sing [00:03:11] You got none of the work and all of the fun [00:03:13] Like a low cal donut or a fat free bun [00:03:16] By the way that's reminds me how about a snack [00:03:18] Just a small sandwich or a cold six-pack [00:03:20] A big pack of pork rinds that couldn't hurt [00:03:23] A cake for dessert will keep my mind alert [00:03:25] Oh it takes a lot of energy to do this rap [00:03:27] I feel kinda sleepy better take a nap [00:03:30] Not too long a nap two hours that's a winner [00:03:32] I wouldn't wanna sleep to a a roast beef dinner [00:03:35] Roast beef with gravy and potatoes [00:03:37] Hot rolls and butter [00:03:38] Lettuce and tomatoes [00:03:39] I know I shouldn't eat it [00:03:40] I got to keep my health [00:03:41] But what the hey can't help myself [00:03:44] Can't help it [00:03:46] I just can't help myself [00:03:48] Can't help it [00:03:50] I just can't help myself [00:03:52] Can't help it [00:03:55] I just can't help myself