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[00:04:37] 您当家做主 [00:04:39] 您说话就是命令 [00:04:42] 您认为的我去核实 [00:04:45] 我敢抗命不尊吗 [00:04:47] 当然我要陪着房书安去了好 [00:04:52] 既然如此 [00:04:54] 你们二位就把东西收拾收拾 [00:04:57] 今夜晚间就赶奔日月山 [00:05:01] 无量天尊 [00:05:03] 租赁也行了 [00:05:05] 革命 [00:05:07] 白瑞都还没好 [00:05:09] 让丁家父子提高警惕 [00:05:13] 领着连庄会的人加紧巡逻 [00:05:17] 千万不要有疏漏 [00:05:19] 房书安和小老大抓紧时间给休息 [00:05:23] 晚上有任务 [00:05:26] 大脑袋回到自己的房里头 [00:05:28] 双手抱着脑袋琢磨怎么进山 [00:05:33] 怎么能把详情摸出来 [00:05:35] 遇上什么事应当怎么对付当当当凭着经验 [00:05:41] 他胡思乱想 [00:05:43] 再定更天之后 [00:05:45] 皇甫安使了个鲤鱼打挺 [00:05:48] 蹦想蹦起来 [00:05:50] 用凉水洗了洗脸 [00:05:53] 之后检点东西 [00:05:56] 百宝囊火折子火扇子 [00:05:58] 稀土桶飞抓百练索 [00:06:01] 一尺二长小片儿刀 [00:06:04] 哎 [00:06:04] 总之 [00:06:06] 应该带的东西都准备齐全 [00:06:09] 周身上下紧陈利落 [00:06:12] 转身到穷老道内屋去找这穷到底 [00:06:18] 进屋一看 [00:06:19] 老黄气得直 [00:06:20] 哼哼 [00:06:21] 再看这穷到底 [00:06:24] 四仰八叉睡的这个香劲儿就别提了 [00:06:28] 吃呼哧呼的呼声震天 [00:06:33] 房书安鑫说 [00:06:35] 你真是没心少肺啊 [00:06:37] 难得你睡得这么死 [00:06:40] 老方过来装就一脚蹬在穷到底儿腿上什么呢 [00:06:48] 吃饭 [00:06:50] 这一说 [00:06:51] 穷到底的咕噜声起来 [00:06:53] 呃 [00:06:55] 无量天尊 [00:06:56] 怎么刚吃完又吃醉了 [00:06:59] 不说吃你醒不了 [00:07:02] 啊 [00:07:04] 上哪去啊 [00:07:07] 上哪去 [00:07:08] 咱定的事儿 [00:07:09] 你王乐镍碳日月山哪 [00:07:14] 你这绿叶儿的陪着我的红花 [00:07:18] 哎哟 [00:07:20] 你要不提我还真就亡了 [00:07:22] 好好好 [00:07:24] 那我收拾收拾东西 [00:07:27] 穷到底儿 [00:07:28] 起来把东西收拾收拾 [00:07:31] 他也没什么好收拾的 [00:07:33] 把破吗 [00:07:34] 绳子系到腰里头 [00:07:36] 把那大眼背在肩头上 [00:07:40] 咱什么时候走 [00:07:41] 现在就走啊 [00:07:43] 那山那么高 [00:07:45] 那么大伽里 [00:07:46] 怎么一根啊 [00:07:48] 好了 [00:07:49] 你头前带路 [00:07:52] 他们也没惊动旁人 [00:07:54] 甚至连大门都没走 [00:07:56] 飞身上墙 [00:07:58] 而后跳到街上 [00:07:59] 等出了太平庄 [00:08:01] 是直奔日月山 [00:08:04] 今天晚上是气爽偏高 [00:08:09] 满天的繁星闪烁 [00:08:13] A [00:08:13] 往前看的还比较清楚 [00:08:17] 房书安在前 [00:08:19] 穷到底儿 [00:08:20] 在后 [00:08:21] 二人往下一塌 [00:08:23] 一施展陆地飞腾法12个字的跑自贡 [00:08:36] 真好像离弦之箭 [00:08:37] 这块就封停 [00:08:40] 眨眼之间 [00:08:41] 来到山根下头 [00:08:44] 二人平伸站住 [00:08:46] 喘口气儿 [00:08:48] 反腐案例 [00:08:49] 用这个功夫跟穷到底儿商量 [00:08:52] 哎 [00:08:53] 我说大爷 [00:08:55] 咱进山怎么个进法 [00:08:58] 你说你是头儿 [00:09:01] 你不说了吗 [00:09:02] 我这星星德平月亮估计怎么沾光 [00:09:06] 少来这套 [00:09:09] 我可把话告诉你 [00:09:12] 你不行跟我耍心眼儿 [00:09:15] 咱俩的心往一块儿想 [00:09:18] 这样才行 [00:09:19] 有着什么危险与我同心协力 [00:09:24] 你听懂了 [00:09:25] 哎呀 [00:09:26] 我是那个人吗 [00:09:29] 你放心 [00:09:30] 我有多大的劲儿 [00:09:31] 使多大的劲儿 [00:09:33] 那行 [00:09:34] 既然你要听我的 [00:09:36] 那你就随我来 [00:09:39] 两个人上了上 [00:09:41] 左拐右拐 [00:09:43] 左转右转 [00:09:44] 翻山梁破山沟 [00:09:47] 穿一片树林 [00:09:49] 又一片树林 [00:09:51] 这山是真难等啊 [00:09:54] 他们估摸着到不了山顶也差不多 [00:09:59] 究竟D 日月教在哪办公哪 [00:10:03] 肥瑶在什么地方没来过 [00:10:06] 所以心里头没底 [00:10:09] H 正往前走 [00:10:11] 离开豁然开朗 [00:10:14] 眼前是一片空地 [00:10:17] 渺茫茫 [00:10:18] 两旁是大山 [00:10:21] 这块空地没有55 [00:10:24] 也差不多少 [00:10:26] 慢坡型的越走越高 [00:10:29] 往前面一看 [00:10:30] 两块锯齿 [00:10:33] 每块石头高了下 [00:10:35] 没有食 [00:10:36] 炸也差不多少 [00:10:38] 离远处看 [00:10:39] 就好像两个巨人在那蹲着 [00:10:42] 脸儿对脸儿 [00:10:45] 正中央形成一座天然D 栋门 [00:10:51] 哎 [00:10:52] 你看见没 [00:10:54] 道 [00:10:54] 好走了 [00:10:56] 要看这样子 [00:10:58] 日月将离这可就不远了 [00:11:01] 是啊是啊 [00:11:03] 那咱就往前走吧 [00:11:05] 两个人刚走到石门D 前头 [00:11:10] 突然就听见一声呼哨 [00:11:12] 想着这 [00:11:15] 把你儿子像你多 [00:11:17] 紧跟着就见从石蜡到后头树林儿里头 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