Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble (1988 Extended Remix) - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince // Listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble 听着 爷们 不想扫你兴 But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble 但全世界的女生 除了麻烦就是麻烦 So next time a girl gives you the play 所以下次有的女生约你 Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away 记住我的劝导 然后避而远之 Just last week when I was walking down the street 上周 我那时在街上散步 I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet 我刚好观察到了我很想见面的可爱女生 I walked up to her I said hello 我走到她面前 说声 哈喽 She said you're kind of cute I said yes I know 她说 你好萌啊 我说 过奖了 我知道 But by the way sweetheart what's your name 对了 美女 你贵姓啊 She said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine 她说 我朋友喜欢叫我舞娘依兰 I said my name is the Prince and she said why 我说 我叫茶煲王子 她问我 为啥取这名字 I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy 我就说 我哪知道 我自己本来就帅嘛 But enough about me yo let's talk about you 但我的谈够了 该说说你了 And all the wonderful things that you and I can do 还有你我可以一起做的美好事物 I popped some cash and in a little bit of time 我花了点钱 还花了点时间 I showed some cash and the girl was mine 我秀钱给她看 之后那女孩归我了 I took her over town I wined her and dined her 我带她出城 给她点了烛光晚餐 She ask me did I like her I said well kinda 她问我 我喜欢她吗 我说 算是吧 All of a sudden she jumped out her seat 一突然 她激动地暴跳 Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street 死死拐住我的手 把我拉到街头 She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging 她开始抓我全身 又亲又抱的 So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin 因此我推她一边 说道 你最好别乱来 She got mad looked me dead in my face 她发飙了 死死地看着我 Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape 她把手举起来 大喊 非礼啊 I got scared when she started to yell 当她开始大喊时 我怕得要死 So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell 所以我把我自己的钱包给她 之后拼命逃命啊 I was duckin through alleys right and left 我向右巷躲 又向左巷躲 But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death 但警察出现时 他们差点用棍子把我打死了 I was arrested charged with agrivated assault 我惨遭被捕 涉嫌严重伤害罪 (yo Clancy we got him) 克兰西 我们逮到他了 But it wasn't my fault 但干嘛是我错 Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble 尽管如此 我真不想扫你兴 But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble 但全世界的女生 除了麻烦就是麻烦 So next time a girl gives you the play 所以下次有的女生约你 Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away 记住我的劝导 然后避而远之 I was in a bar one Friday night 一周五晚上 我还在酒吧 Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight 悠闲地看拳王 的拳击比赛 I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla 我真是悠闲自在 喝着我的龙舌兰酒 When this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila 当这女的向我走来 说 嗨 我叫瑟琳娜 I responded by saying hello 我也回她招呼 She paid for my drink and then said let's go 她请客付了我的饮料钱 之后说 一起走吧 20 minutes later things were starting to cook 二十分钟后 事情开始有好转 As we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots 当我们停车到她家时 我说 我跟定你了 妹子 The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses 音乐放的是抒情歌曲 杯子里倒着美酒 She started winking and making little passes 她开始对我进行眼神交流 At me she pat me close that's when she got bold 她拍我的肩紧紧贴着她 她也太无畏了 She started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold 她开始摸摸我的背 我说 哎呀 你手好凉 We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing 我们去她卧室 想起了一件事 Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring 就是把电话全都断线 防止那烦人的来电 I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek 我慢慢抚摸她全身 亲吻她下巴 And that's when I observed those satin bed sheets 那时候我才发现那些绸缎床单 I felt that it was time for me to make my move 我感觉这是最好时机去缠绵 I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove 我想我最后快点 否则冷门就不好了 I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue 我慢慢躺下去亲他 之后一大突然 A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you 门大力地扇 声音说道 宝贝 你哪去了 Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin 结果是她男友现身 他对我像死神般邪笑 And said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb 还恐吓我 臭小子 我要把你屁股撕得肢解粉碎 I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go 我都吓尿了 我还能往哪跑 I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window 只好大叫 阿弥陀佛 然后跳出窗外 Just my luck we were in a snow storm 真是雪上加霜啊 碰巧出现暴风雪 And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm 唯一能给我取暖的只有我的内裤了 And to top the night off I had to break in my place 到了夜晚 我必须闯进刚刚那地方 Because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case 因为我的家门钥匙就在我裤子里面 裤子却放在的书架后面 I was done sneezing and coughing 我又惨遭打喷嚏 又咳嗽 I hope this doesn't happen to often 我希望不要再时常发生了 But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble 尽但管如此 我真不想扫你兴 But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble 但全世界的女生 除了麻烦就是麻烦 So next time a girl gives you the play 所以下次有的女生约你 Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away 记住我的劝导 然后避而远之 Yo man you think they see your point 兄弟 你觉得他们搞懂你意思吗 I don't know I don't think they really do 不知道哦 我不觉得他们懂 I think you should give 'em another example 我想你应该给他们另一个例子 Awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here 好的 给我点曲 开始乐起来吧 I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year 那年五月 我收到手机来电 It was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear 发现是我女友 我说 喂 亲爱的 I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert 我正打算打电话给你 我刚好买到了演唱会门票 (I'm wit it) 我要去 It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready 现在六点了 八点你能准备好吗 (yeah) 能啊 Aight fine see you then Betty 好的 那拜拜 I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth 我梳了头 刷了牙 Got funky fresh dressed in my la cox 穿上我酷炫的 名牌运动服 Got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet 刚好点钟到家 我准备好出发了 Until Betty's mon said Betty's not ready yet 直到她妈说 还没准备好呢 I sat there for at least an hour 我坐在那已经至少一个钟了 It was ten after nine before she got in the shower 在她洗澡之前 已经九点十分了 9:35 she comes downstairs 九点三十五分到了 她下楼 And said I need a little longer to finish my hair 还说 我还要搞久一点才能烫好头发 At ten o'clock we had then missed the show 已经点了 演唱会打水漂了 She comes downstairs and says let's go 她既然下楼说 我们走 Go where go to sleep I'm gone 去哪 还不快去睡觉 我走人了 I was steamin like a demon as I drove home 我开车回家时 脾气像恶魔一样气得没法消 But it just goes to show 但事实已经确凿了 Not trying to bust your bubble 不想扫你的兴 But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble 但全世界的女生 除了麻烦就是麻烦 404

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