[00:00:00] Pickin' Boogers - Biz Markie
[00:00:20] Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross
[00:00:22] But it's sure to have your trippin'
[00:00:24] So y'all listen close
[00:00:25] It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar
[00:00:27] But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called Pickin' Boogers
[00:00:30] Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you
[00:00:33] But it's still somethin' we all have to do
[00:00:35] So go up your nose with a finger or two
[00:00:38] And pull out one or a crusty crew
[00:00:40] Yo  don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray
[00:00:43] 'Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day
[00:00:45] Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip
[00:00:48] With a finger  tissue  or even a Q-Tip
[00:00:49] Take it from the Biz Markie because I'm jokin'
[00:00:53] And also  remember this slogan
[00:00:56] "Hey  ma  what's for dinner 
[00:00:58] Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner"
[00:01:00] Pickin' Boogers
[00:01:06] Pickin' Boogers
[00:01:18] Let me tell you what happened on the train  man
[00:01:21] I was coolin' one say with my partner Kane
[00:01:23] Headed up to the rooftop  ridin' the D train
[00:01:26] When the man sittin' next to me was so profane
[00:01:28] He'd stick his finger up his nose  then do a drain
[00:01:31] (You should 'a moved)
[00:01:32] I was just about  but al of a suddern  homeboy just pulled out
[00:01:36] A big  green  slimey - naw  I'm not even gonna say it
[00:01:39] But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it
[00:01:41] He sat there for a while with it in his hand
[00:01:43] So I tried to play cool like a normal man
[00:01:46] So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap
[00:01:49] All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap
[00:01:51] Now Kane sat there laughin' like it was all a joke
[00:01:54] But a brother like Biz Markie had almost choked
[00:01:55] So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five
[00:01:59] And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye
[00:02:01] Then the man jumped up and said what's wrong with you
[00:02:04] And wiped 'em off his face and said I can't mess with you
[00:02:06] Like if I did somethin' that was so full of shame
[00:02:08] But yo  you got to know the name of the game
[00:02:11] Pickin' Boogers
[00:02:16] Pickin' Boogers
[00:02:32] Now let me take you trippin' dow memory lane
[00:02:34] Back in public school with my partner Kane
[00:02:36] When I was class clown and he was my brotherr
[00:02:39] Sittin' at the desk  pluckin' boogers at each other
[00:02:42] Never do our work as we were supposed
[00:02:44] 'Cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose
[00:02:47] And in the lunch room  we would talk about rude
[00:02:49] God forbid the person that had to leave his food
[00:02:52] No matter who you are  we didn't give a damn
[00:02:54] We even put teachers down with the program
[00:02:57] Whether it was a woman or if you're a man
[00:02:59] We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand
[00:03:02] Catch anyone from anywhere
[00:03:04] But the best part about it's catchin' Kane out there
[00:03:07] Especially we're out playin' ball in the gym
[00:03:09] I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him
[00:03:12] Now we're grown up and things have changed
[00:03:14] But we still be playin' the Pickin' Boogers game
[00:03:17] Just last night when Kane was gettin' ready
[00:03:20] I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti
[00:03:22] Pickin' Boogers
[00:03:32] Pickin' Boogers
[00:03:38] Let me tell you what happened with this girl
[00:03:42] One night at Latin Quarters  I was standin' at ease
[00:03:45] And saw a gorgeous yound lady that I wanted to skeeze
[00:03:47] I didn't show enough that I really did want it
[00:03:50] So  no half-steppin'  I pushed up on it
[00:03:53] Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat
[00:03:55] Had a spotlight beamin' on my Biz Markie hat
[00:03:57] But when she stepped in the light and she got real close
[00:04:00] I saw a teeny-weenie booger on the tip of her nose
[00:04:03] She was dressed real def and her body was hook
[00:04:05] But that dried-up boogeer just ruined the look
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