[00:00:00] It Wasn’t Me - Slim [00:00:02] // [00:00:02] (Yo man) [00:00:03] 嘿 大哥 [00:00:03] Yo [00:00:04] 开下门 大哥 [00:00:04] (Open up man) [00:00:05] 你怎么了 伙计 [00:00:05] What do you want man [00:00:07] 我被女友抓包了 [00:00:07] (My girl just caught me) [00:00:09] 你让她抓到了 [00:00:09] You let her catch you [00:00:10] 我不知道怎么会发生这种事 [00:00:10] (I don't know how I let this happen) [00:00:12] 你和谁在一起 [00:00:12] With who [00:00:13] 隔壁家的那个妹妹 你知道的 [00:00:13] (The girl next door you know) [00:00:15] 大哥 [00:00:15] Man [00:00:16] 我不知道该怎么办了 [00:00:16] (I don't know what to do) [00:00:18] 就说那不是你 [00:00:18] Say it wasn't you [00:00:19] 好吧 [00:00:19] (Alright) [00:00:20] 我女友走进来 当场把我抓包 [00:00:20] Honey came in and she caught me red handed [00:00:23] 那时我在和邻家的小妞滚床单 [00:00:23] Creeping with the girl next door [00:00:25] 想象一下 当时我和她都光着** [00:00:25] Picture this we were both butt naked [00:00:27] 在浴室地板上*** [00:00:27] Banging on the bathroom floor [00:00:30] 我怎么能忘了 [00:00:30] How could I forget [00:00:32] 我已经给了女友另一把住所的钥匙 [00:00:32] That I had given her an extra key [00:00:34] 当时她就站在那儿 [00:00:34] All this time she was standing there [00:00:37] 一直盯着我 [00:00:37] She never took her eyes off me [00:00:39] 你怎能允许女人 [00:00:39] How you can grant the woman [00:00:41] 随意进入你的住所 [00:00:41] Access to your villa [00:00:42] 现在好了 [00:00:42] Trespasser and a witness [00:00:43] 她亲眼见到你粘在枕头边 [00:00:43] While you cling on your pillow [00:00:44] 以后你可得小心背后 [00:00:44] You better watch your back [00:00:45] 别让她从背后干掉你 [00:00:45] Before she turn into a killer [00:00:47] 这种情况下 [00:00:47] Best for you and the situation [00:00:48] 你最好夹着尾巴 低调行事 [00:00:48] Not to call the beaner [00:00:49] 要成为真正的偷情高手 [00:00:49] To be a true player you have to [00:00:51] 你得通晓这游戏规则 [00:00:51] Know how to play [00:00:52] 如果她说你不可信 [00:00:52] If she say you're not convince her [00:00:54] 那就说你是同性恋 [00:00:54] Say you're gay [00:00:54] 永远不要承认你的不忠 [00:00:54] Never admit to a word [00:00:56] 当她要求赔偿时 [00:00:56] When she say makes a claim [00:00:58] 你告诉她 宝贝儿 不行 [00:00:58] And you tell her baby no way [00:01:00] 但她在柜台抓到我的 [00:01:00] But she caught me on the counter [00:01:02] 那不是我 [00:01:02] (Wasn't me) [00:01:03] 看到我在沙发上*** [00:01:03] Saw me banging on the sofa [00:01:05] 那不是我 [00:01:05] (Wasn't me) [00:01:05] 我还和她洗鸳鸯浴 [00:01:05] I even had her in the shower [00:01:07] 那不是我 [00:01:07] (Wasn't me) [00:01:08] 她还用摄影机拍到我偷吃 [00:01:08] She even caught me on camera [00:01:10] 那不是我 [00:01:10] (Wasn't me) [00:01:11] 她还看到我肩膀上的指痕 [00:01:11] She saw the marks on my shoulder [00:01:12] 那不是我 [00:01:12] (Wasn't me) [00:01:13] 还听到我和那妞调情 [00:01:13] Heard the words that I told her [00:01:15] 那不是我 [00:01:15] (Wasn't me) [00:01:16] 还听到尖叫声越来越大 [00:01:16] Heard the screams getting louder [00:01:17] 那不是我 [00:01:17] (Wasn't me) [00:01:18] 她目睹了一切 [00:01:18] She stayed until it was over [00:01:20] 我女友走进来 当场把我抓包 [00:01:20] Honey came in and she caught me red handed [00:01:23] 那时我在和邻家的小妞滚床单 [00:01:23] Creeping with the girl next door [00:01:26] 想象一下 当时我和她都光着** [00:01:26] Picture this we were both butt naked [00:01:28] 在浴室地板上*** [00:01:28] Banging on the bathroom floor [00:01:30] 我怎么能忘了 [00:01:30] How could I forget [00:01:32] 我已经给了女友另一把住所的钥匙 [00:01:32] That I had given her an extra key [00:01:35] 当时她就站在那儿 [00:01:35] All this time she was standing there [00:01:38] 一直盯着我 [00:01:38] She never took her eyes off me [00:01:40] 让她知道那不是你 [00:01:40] Make sure she knows it's not you [00:01:41] 然后引导她进入你想要的剧情 [00:01:41] And lead her on da right prefix [00:01:42] 见到她时 就扮个同性恋的模样 [00:01:42] Whenever you should see her make da gigolo flex [00:01:45] 展现你无尽的基情 这一点并不难 [00:01:45] As funny as it be by you it not that complex [00:01:47] 眼见为实 [00:01:47] Seein' is believin' [00:01:48] 你最好换一副眼镜 [00:01:48] So you better change your specs [00:01:50] 你知道 这样 [00:01:50] You know she not gonna be worrying [00:01:51] 她就不为发生的事情担心 [00:01:51] 'Bout things from the past [00:01:52] 这些事很快被淡忘 [00:01:52] Hardly recollecting and then [00:01:54] 然后她就会去教堂做弥撒 [00:01:54] She'll go to noontime mass [00:01:55] 得到她的许可 马上离开现场 [00:01:55] Rik boy your answer go over there [00:01:57] 但如果她带了枪 [00:01:57] But if she pack a gun [00:01:59] 你懂的 你最好还是赶紧跑吧 [00:01:59] You know you better run fast [00:02:01] 但她在柜台抓到我的 [00:02:01] But she caught me on the counter [00:02:03] 那不是我 [00:02:03] (Wasn't me) [00:02:03] 看到我在沙发*** [00:02:03] Saw me banging on the sofa [00:02:05] 那不是我 [00:02:05] (Wasn't me) [00:02:06] 我还和她洗鸳鸯浴 [00:02:06] I even had her in the shower [00:02:07] 那不是我 [00:02:07] (Wasn't me) [00:02:08] 她还用摄影机拍到我偷吃 [00:02:08] She even caught me on camera [00:02:10] 那不是我 [00:02:10] (Wasn't me) [00:02:11] 她还看到我肩膀上的指痕 [00:02:11] She saw the marks on my shoulder [00:02:13] 那不是我 [00:02:13] (Wasn't me) [00:02:13] 还听到我和那妞调情 [00:02:13] Heard the words that I told her [00:02:15] 那不是我 [00:02:15] (Wasn't me) [00:02:16] 还听到尖叫声越来越大 [00:02:16] Heard the screams getting louder [00:02:17] 那不是我 [00:02:17] (Wasn't me) [00:02:18] 她目睹了一切 [00:02:18] She stayed until it was over [00:02:21] 我女友走进来 当场把我抓包 [00:02:21] Honey came in and she caught me red handed [00:02:23] 那时我在和邻家的小妞滚床单 [00:02:23] Creeping with the girl next door [00:02:26] 想象一下 当时我和她都光着** [00:02:26] Picture this we were both butt naked [00:02:28] 在浴室地板上*** [00:02:28] Banging on the bathroom floor [00:02:30] 我怎么能忘了 [00:02:30] How could I forget [00:02:32] 我已经给了女友另一把住所的钥匙 [00:02:32] That I had given her an extra key [00:02:35] 当时她就站在那儿 [00:02:35] All this time she was standing there [00:02:38] 一直盯着我 [00:02:38] She never took her eyes off me [00:02:40] 我去主动向她道歉 [00:02:40] Gonna tell her that I'm sorry [00:02:43] 对我给她造成的痛苦表示忏悔 [00:02:43] For the pain that I've caused [00:02:45] 我一直在听你的支招 [00:02:45] I've been listenin' to your reasonin' [00:02:48] 但那完全讲不通 [00:02:48] It makes no sense at all [00:02:50] 我应该主动向她道歉 [00:02:50] We should tell her that I'm sorry [00:02:53] 对我给她造成的痛苦表示忏悔 [00:02:53] For the pain that I've caused [00:02:55] 你可能自以为情场高手 [00:02:55] You may think that you're a player [00:02:58] 但其实你一败涂地 [00:02:58] But you're completely lost [00:03:01] 我女友走进来 当场把我抓包 [00:03:01] Honey came in and she caught me red handed [00:03:04] 那时我在和邻家的小妞滚床单 [00:03:04] Creeping with the girl next door [00:03:06] 想象一下 当时我和她都光着** [00:03:06] Picture this we were both butt naked [00:03:08] 在浴室地板上*** [00:03:08] Banging on the bathroom floor [00:03:10] 我怎么能忘了