[00:00:00] Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (奶奶被驯鹿撞倒) - Home Free [00:00:02] // [00:00:02] Grandma got run over by a reindeer [00:00:06] 在圣诞前夜从我家走路回去时 [00:00:06] Walking home from our house Christmas Eve [00:00:10] 我的祖母被圣诞老人的驯鹿撞死了 [00:00:10] You can say there's no such thing as Santa [00:00:14] 你可以不信世上有圣诞老人 [00:00:14] But as for me and Grampa we believe [00:00:18] 但我和祖父却对此深信不疑 [00:00:18] She'd been drinkin' too much egg-nog [00:00:22] 她喝了太多的蛋酒 [00:00:22] And we'd begged her not to go [00:00:26] 我们劝她不要回家 [00:00:26] But she'd forgot her medication [00:00:29] 但她忘了服解酒药 [00:00:29] And she staggered out the door into the snow [00:00:34] 于是她踉跄出门冲进雪花 [00:00:34] When we found her Christmas morning [00:00:38] 圣诞一早发现她的遗体 [00:00:38] At the scene of the attack [00:00:42] 就躺在事故的案发地 [00:00:42] She had hoof prints on her forehead [00:00:45] 她的额头上留下了驯鹿的蹄印 [00:00:45] And incriminating Claus marks on her back [00:00:50] 背上还有圣诞老人罪恶的痕迹 [00:00:50] Grandma got run over by a reindeer [00:00:54] 在圣诞前夜从我家走路回去时 [00:00:54] Walking home from our house Christmas Eve [00:00:58] 我的祖母被圣诞老人的驯鹿撞死了 [00:00:58] You can say there's no such thing as Santa [00:01:02] 你可以不信世上有圣诞老人 [00:01:02] But as for me an' Grandpa we believe [00:01:07] 但我和祖父却对此深信不疑 [00:01:07] Now we're all so proud of Grampa [00:01:10] 现在我们都对爷爷感到骄傲 [00:01:10] He's been taking this so well [00:01:14] 面对如此噩耗他还这么淡定 [00:01:14] See him in there watchin' football [00:01:18] 他在那里看着橄榄球赛 [00:01:18] Drinkin' beer and playing cards with cousin Mel [00:01:22] 还跟贝尔表妹一起喝酒玩牌 [00:01:22] It's not Christmas without Grandma [00:01:26] 没有祖母的圣诞就不是圣诞 [00:01:26] All the family's dressed in black [00:01:31] 全家老少都穿着黑色的衣服 [00:01:31] And we just can't help but wonder [00:01:33] 我们不禁心里暗想 [00:01:33] Should we open up her gifts or send them back [00:01:38] 奶奶的礼物到底是该打开还是退回去 [00:01:38] Grandma got run over by a reindeer [00:01:42] 在圣诞前夜从我家走路回去时 [00:01:42] Walking home from our house Christmas Eve [00:01:46] 我的祖母被圣诞老人的驯鹿撞死了 [00:01:46] You can say there's no such thing as Santa [00:01:50] 你可以不信世上有圣诞老人 [00:01:50] But as for me an' Grandpa we believe [00:01:56] 但我和祖父却对此深信不疑 [00:01:56] Now the goose is on the table [00:02:01] 现在鹅肉已经摆上了餐桌 [00:02:01] And the pudding made of fig [00:02:07] 还有无花果做成的布丁 [00:02:07] And the blue and silver candles [00:02:11] 那几根蓝色银色的蜡烛 [00:02:11] That would just have matched [00:02:13] 本可以和祖母的假发 [00:02:13] The hair in Grandma's wig [00:02:17] 交相辉映 [00:02:17] I've warned all my friends and neigbors [00:02:23] 我已警告所有朋友和邻居 [00:02:23] Better watch out for yourselves [00:02:29] 你们自己出门一定要当心 [00:02:29] They should never give a license [00:02:39] 原本就不应该给它们发驾照 [00:02:39] To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves [00:02:43] 给那个驾着雪橇跟精灵混在一起的老头 [00:02:43] Grandma got run over by a reindeer [00:02:47] 在圣诞前夜从我家走路回去时 [00:02:47] Walking home from our house Christmas Eve [00:02:51] 我的祖母被圣诞老人的驯鹿撞死了 [00:02:51] You can say there's no such thing as Santa [00:02:55] 你可以不信世上有圣诞老人 [00:02:55] But as for me an' Grandpa we believe [00:02:59] 但我和祖父却对此深信不疑 [00:02:59] But as for me an' Grandpa we believe