May I have your attention please 大家安静一下 May I have your attention please 听好了 Will the real Slim Shady please stand up 请 Slim Shady 站起来 I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up 我再说一遍请 Slim Shady站起来 We're going to have a problem here 你们看着都像第一次见到白人歌手那样 Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before 看起来有麻烦了 (Verse 1) 第1节 jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door 下巴着地,像Pam那样看见Tommy冲进门 started whoopin her ass worse than before 然后比以前更疯狂的抽她的屁股 they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream) 他们离婚了Pam把家具扔得到处乱飞 It's the return of the 这不是XX的回归啊不对不可能你肯定在开玩笑 Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he 啊不对不可能你肯定在开玩笑 And Dr Dre said 然后Dr.Dre说 Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha) 什么都没说你被耍了笨蛋 Feminist women love Eminem 女权主义者都爱我 Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him 因为他满口都是女人 look at him walking around grabbing his you know what 瞧瞧他那鬼样子我受够他了走来走去抓着他的敏感部位 limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though 正在惹怒你知道的 Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose 对,我估计我脑袋里几颗螺丝钉松了 but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms 但是比起你爸妈在卧室里发生的事情都是小巫见大巫 Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose 有时候,我想在电视上说出我的心声但是我不能这么做 but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose 你看干一头死了的驼鹿对于Tom Green来说是很酷的 my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips 快来跪舔 and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss 如果我幸运的话，我猜我能得到一个吻 and that's the message that we deliver to little kids 以上就是我们传输给孩子们的东西 and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is 然后我们却指望他们不知女人的阴X是什么 Of course they gonna know what intercourse is 但他们肯定会知道做爱是什么东西 by the time they hit 4th grade 因为当他们上四年级的时候 they got the discovery channel don't they 会看探索频道对吗 We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals 我们不过只是哺乳类动物罢了噢不其实有些是食人族 who cut other people open like cantaloupes 他们会把人像哈密瓜那样斩开 But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes 但是既然我们可以干死去的羚羊 then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope 那让两个男人私奔也就没什么说头了 But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote 如果你和我的想法一样,我有一个办法 Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes 我才是Slim Shady I'm Slim Shady 女人们挥舞你们的内裤挥动起来然后一起来合唱 (Chorus) 合唱 Yes I'm the real Shady 我才是那个白人说唱之神 All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating 而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了 So won't the real Slim Shady 所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来 Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up 站起来站起来 becuase I'm Slim Shady 我才是Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady 我才是那个白人说唱之神 All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating 而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了 So won't the real Slim shady 所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来 Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up Will Smith说他在歌里面从来不爆粗口 Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records 站起来站起来 (Verse 2) 第2节 Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too 不过我会爆,所以去你妈的 You think I give a damm about a Grammy 你认为我会特别在乎格莱美奖 Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me 你们音乐评论家中一半以上的根本不鸟我 But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird 可是Slim你赢了怎么办,那不是会很奇怪 Why So you guys can just lie to get me here 奇怪什么那样你们就可以骗我到这里 So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears 就可以把我安排坐在布兰妮旁边 Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs 那Christina Aguilera得跟我换座位 So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst 这样我能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst 旁边 And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first 然后听他们争论Christina更喜欢谁 Little bitch put me on blast on MTV 你这小婊子,在MTV上把我撤下来透透气 yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe 他确实很可爱不过他已经和Kim结婚了嘿嘿 I should download her audio on mp3 我应该把她的歌下到MP3上 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D (scream) 然后秀给世界看她如何给我 I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me 我已经很厌烦你们这帮小屁孩们你们整天就会烦我 So I've been sent here to destroy you 所以我是来搞砸你们的 And theres a million of us just like me 因为这世界上像我这样的人有千千万万 Who cuss like me 像我这样爆粗口 Who just don't give a fuck like me 像我一样啥也不在乎 Who dress like me 像我这样穿着肥大的HIPHOP衣服 Walk talk and act like me 像我这样举止怪异 It just might be the next best thing 它可能会成为下一个最好的事情 But not quite me 但永远都不会是我 (Chorus) 合唱 I'm Slim Shady 我才是Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady 我才是那个白人说唱之神 All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating 而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了 So won't the real Slim Shady 所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来 Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up 站起来站起来 becuase I'm Slim Shady 我才是Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady 我才是那个白人说唱之神 All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating 而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了 So won't the real Slim shady 所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来 Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up 听我说唱是一种精神享受 I'm like a headtrip to listen to 站起来站起来 (Verse 3) 第3节 Cause I'm only giving you 因为只有我会向你们献上 things you joke about with your friends inside your living room 一些你和你的朋友门在寝室里头笑话的东西 The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll 唯一不同的是,我在你们面前有种说出来 And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all 而且我不用掩饰 I just get on the mic and spit it 我只是拿到一个麦克风前吐出真言 And whether you like to admit it (rip) 不管你喜不喜欢我都把这它大声的唱出来 I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there 我比你们其他90%的说唱歌手都NB Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums 这就是为什么这帮小孩买我的专辑就像嗑药一样上瘾 Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 真滑稽因为我已经30岁了 Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty 而且我会是唯一一个在护士房里泡妞的人 Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking 捏那些护士的屁股然后和Jergens一块儿打手枪 But this whole bag of viagra isn't working 可是一整袋子的伟哥都没卵用 And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' 其实超级巨星可能就隐藏在我们之中 He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings 他可能在汉堡王工作在你的洋葱圈上吐痰 Or in the parking lot circling 或者在一个停车场里开着车转圈 screaming I don't give a fuck 叫着"我才不管那么多 With his windows down and system up 然后摇下车窗 So will the real Shady please stand up 所以请真正的Slim Shady站起来吧 and put one of those fingures on each hand up 把中指竖起来 and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control 404

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