[00:00:02] May I have your attention please
[00:00:05] 大家安静一下
[00:00:05] May I have your attention please
[00:00:08] 听好了
[00:00:08] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:00:12] 请 Slim Shady 站起来
[00:00:12] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:00:17] 我再说一遍请 Slim Shady站起来
[00:00:17] We're going to have a problem here
[00:00:18] 你们看着都像第一次见到白人歌手那样
[00:00:18] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:00:18] 看起来有麻烦了
[00:00:18] (Verse 1)
[00:00:20] 第1节
[00:00:20] jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:00:23] 下巴着地,像Pam那样看见Tommy冲进门
[00:00:23] started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:00:25] 然后比以前更疯狂的抽她的屁股
[00:00:25] they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
[00:00:27] 他们离婚了Pam把家具扔得到处乱飞
[00:00:27] It's the return of the
[00:00:28] 这不是XX的回归啊不对不可能你肯定在开玩笑
[00:00:28] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:00:32] 啊不对不可能你肯定在开玩笑
[00:00:32] And Dr Dre said
[00:00:33] 然后Dr.Dre说
[00:00:33] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha)
[00:00:37] 什么都没说你被耍了笨蛋
[00:00:37] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:00:38] 女权主义者都爱我
[00:00:38] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:00:40] 因为他满口都是女人
[00:00:40] look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:00:43] 瞧瞧他那鬼样子我受够他了走来走去抓着他的敏感部位
[00:00:43] limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:00:45] 正在惹怒你知道的
[00:00:45] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:00:48] 对,我估计我脑袋里几颗螺丝钉松了
[00:00:48] but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:00:50] 但是比起你爸妈在卧室里发生的事情都是小巫见大巫
[00:00:50] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:00:52] 有时候,我想在电视上说出我的心声但是我不能这么做
[00:00:52] but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:00:55] 你看干一头死了的驼鹿对于Tom Green来说是很酷的
[00:00:55] my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:00:57] 快来跪舔
[00:00:57] and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:00:59] 如果我幸运的话，我猜我能得到一个吻
[00:00:59] and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[00:01:02] 以上就是我们传输给孩子们的东西
[00:01:02] and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
[00:01:04] 然后我们却指望他们不知女人的阴X是什么
[00:01:04] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[00:01:05] 但他们肯定会知道做爱是什么东西
[00:01:05] by the time they hit 4th grade
[00:01:07] 因为当他们上四年级的时候
[00:01:07] they got the discovery channel don't they
[00:01:09] 会看探索频道对吗
[00:01:09] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[00:01:12] 我们不过只是哺乳类动物罢了噢不其实有些是食人族
[00:01:12] who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[00:01:14] 他们会把人像哈密瓜那样斩开
[00:01:14] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[00:01:15] 但是既然我们可以干死去的羚羊
[00:01:15] then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[00:01:18] 那让两个男人私奔也就没什么说头了
[00:01:18] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[00:01:20] 如果你和我的想法一样,我有一个办法
[00:01:20] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[00:01:22] 我才是Slim Shady
[00:01:22] I'm Slim Shady
[00:01:22] 女人们挥舞你们的内裤挥动起来然后一起来合唱
[00:01:22] (Chorus)
[00:01:23] 合唱
[00:01:23] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:01:24] 我才是那个白人说唱之神
[00:01:24] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:01:27] 而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了
[00:01:27] So won't the real Slim Shady
[00:01:28] 所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来
[00:01:28] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[00:01:31] 站起来站起来
[00:01:31] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[00:01:32] 我才是Slim Shady
[00:01:32] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:01:34] 我才是那个白人说唱之神
[00:01:34] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:01:36] 而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了
[00:01:36] So won't the real Slim shady
[00:01:37] 所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来
[00:01:37] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[00:01:40] Will Smith说他在歌里面从来不爆粗口
[00:01:40] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[00:01:41] 站起来站起来
[00:01:41] (Verse 2)
[00:01:43] 第2节
[00:01:43] Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too
[00:01:45] 不过我会爆,所以去你妈的
[00:01:45] You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[00:01:47] 你认为我会特别在乎格莱美奖
[00:01:47] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[00:01:50] 你们音乐评论家中一半以上的根本不鸟我
[00:01:50] But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[00:01:52] 可是Slim你赢了怎么办,那不是会很奇怪
[00:01:52] Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[00:01:54] 奇怪什么那样你们就可以骗我到这里
[00:01:54] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[00:01:57] 就可以把我安排坐在布兰妮旁边
[00:01:57] Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[00:01:59] 那Christina Aguilera得跟我换座位
[00:01:59] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[00:02:01] 这样我能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst 旁边
[00:02:01] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[00:02:04] 然后听他们争论Christina更喜欢谁
[00:02:04] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[00:02:06] 你这小婊子,在MTV上把我撤下来透透气
[00:02:06] yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
[00:02:08] 他确实很可爱不过他已经和Kim结婚了嘿嘿
[00:02:08] I should download her audio on mp3
[00:02:10] 我应该把她的歌下到MP3上
[00:02:10] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D (scream)
[00:02:12] 然后秀给世界看她如何给我
[00:02:12] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[00:02:16] 我已经很厌烦你们这帮小屁孩们你们整天就会烦我
[00:02:16] So I've been sent here to destroy you
[00:02:18] 所以我是来搞砸你们的
[00:02:18] And theres a million of us just like me
[00:02:19] 因为这世界上像我这样的人有千千万万
[00:02:19] Who cuss like me
[00:02:20] 像我这样爆粗口
[00:02:20] Who just don't give a fuck like me
[00:02:22] 像我一样啥也不在乎
[00:02:22] Who dress like me
[00:02:23] 像我这样穿着肥大的HIPHOP衣服
[00:02:23] Walk talk and act like me
[00:02:24] 像我这样举止怪异
[00:02:24] It just might be the next best thing
[00:02:26] 它可能会成为下一个最好的事情
[00:02:26] But not quite me
[00:02:27] 但永远都不会是我
[00:02:27] (Chorus)
[00:02:27] 合唱
[00:02:27] I'm Slim Shady
[00:02:27] 我才是Slim Shady
[00:02:27] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:02:29] 我才是那个白人说唱之神
[00:02:29] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:02:31] 而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了
[00:02:31] So won't the real Slim Shady
[00:02:32] 所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来
[00:02:32] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[00:02:36] 站起来站起来
[00:02:36] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[00:02:37] 我才是Slim Shady
[00:02:37] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:02:38] 我才是那个白人说唱之神
[00:02:38] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:02:40] 而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了
[00:02:40] So won't the real Slim shady
[00:02:41] 所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来
[00:02:41] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[00:02:45] 听我说唱是一种精神享受
[00:02:45] I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[00:02:45] 站起来站起来
[00:02:45] (Verse 3)
[00:02:46] 第3节
[00:02:46] Cause I'm only giving you
[00:02:47] 因为只有我会向你们献上
[00:02:47] things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[00:02:50] 一些你和你的朋友门在寝室里头笑话的东西
[00:02:50] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
[00:02:52] 唯一不同的是,我在你们面前有种说出来
[00:02:52] And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[00:02:55] 而且我不用掩饰
[00:02:55] I just get on the mic and spit it
[00:02:56] 我只是拿到一个麦克风前吐出真言
[00:02:56] And whether you like to admit it (rip)
[00:02:58] 不管你喜不喜欢我都把这它大声的唱出来
[00:02:58] I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[00:03:01] 我比你们其他90%的说唱歌手都NB
[00:03:01] Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
[00:03:03] 这就是为什么这帮小孩买我的专辑就像嗑药一样上瘾
[00:03:03] Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[00:03:06] 真滑稽因为我已经30岁了
[00:03:06] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
[00:03:08] 而且我会是唯一一个在护士房里泡妞的人
[00:03:08] Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[00:03:10] 捏那些护士的屁股然后和Jergens一块儿打手枪
[00:03:10] But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[00:03:12] 可是一整袋子的伟哥都没卵用
[00:03:12] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[00:03:15] 其实超级巨星可能就隐藏在我们之中
[00:03:15] He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[00:03:17] 他可能在汉堡王工作在你的洋葱圈上吐痰
[00:03:17] Or in the parking lot circling
[00:03:19] 或者在一个停车场里开着车转圈
[00:03:19] screaming I don't give a fuck
[00:03:20] 叫着"我才不管那么多
[00:03:20] With his windows down and system up
[00:03:22] 然后摇下车窗
[00:03:22] So will the real Shady please stand up
[00:03:24] 所以请真正的Slim Shady站起来吧
[00:03:24] and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[00:03:26] 把中指竖起来
[00:03:26] and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[00:03:29] 再为自己的完全失控骄傲不已
[00:03:29] and one more time loud as you can how does it go
[00:03:31] 用你最响的声音再来一次,那句话怎么说的来着
[00:03:31] (Chorus)
[00:03:31] 合唱
[00:03:31] Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[00:03:32] 我才是Slim Shady
[00:03:32] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:03:33] 我才是那个白人说唱之神
[00:03:33] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:03:35] 而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了
[00:03:35] So won't the real Slim Shady
[00:03:37] 所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来
[00:03:37] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[00:03:40] 站起来吧站起来吧
[00:03:40] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[00:03:41] 我才是Slim Shady
[00:03:41] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:03:42] 我才是那个白人说唱之神
[00:03:42] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:03:45] 而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了
[00:03:45] So won't the real Slim shady
[00:03:46] 所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来
[00:03:46] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[00:03:49] 站起来吧站起来吧
[00:03:49] I'm Slim Shady
[00:03:50] 我才是Slim Shady
[00:03:50] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:03:51] 我才是那个白人说唱之神
[00:03:51] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:03:54] 而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了
[00:03:54] So won't the real Slim Shady
[00:03:55] 所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来
[00:03:55] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[00:03:58] 站起来 引爆全场
[00:03:58] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[00:04:00] 因为我才是Slim Shady
[00:04:00] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:04:01] 我才是那个白人说唱之神
[00:04:01] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:04:03] 而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了
[00:04:03] So won't the real Slim shady
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