[00:00:00] Magdalena - Frank Zappa [00:00:07] There was a man [00:00:08] A little ole man [00:00:08] Who lived in montreal [00:00:10] With a wife and a kid [00:00:11] And a car and a house [00:00:12] And a teenage daughter [00:00:13] With a see-thru blouse [00:00:14] Who loved to grunt and ball - - [00:00:17] And her name was magdalena [00:00:36] The little ole man [00:00:37] Came home one night [00:00:38] To his house in montreal [00:00:39] He caught his daughter [00:00:40] In the blouse by the light [00:00:41] And he said to himself: [00:00:42] "she looks all right " [00:00:43] And he reached for a tit [00:00:44] And grabbed it tight [00:00:45] And threw her up [00:00:46] Against the wall [00:00:47] (blue cross ) [00:00:49] Magdalena my daughter dear [00:00:54] Do not be disturbed when your [00:00:56] Canadian daddy comes near [00:00:59] My daughter dear [00:01:00] Do not be disturbed when your [00:01:03] Canadian daddy comes near [00:01:05] I work so hard [00:01:07] Don't you understand [00:01:08] Making maple syrup [00:01:09] For the pancakes of our land [00:01:13] Do you have any idea [00:01:20] What that can do to a man [00:01:24] What that can do to a man [00:01:28] Do you have any idea [00:01:35] What that can do to a man [00:01:38] What that can do to a man [00:01:55] The little ole man [00:01:56] With the grubby little hand [00:01:57] Who lived in montreal [00:01:58] Was drooling a bit [00:01:59] As he reached for her tit [00:02:00] And he said to himself: [00:02:01] "this gonna be it " [00:02:02] But the girl turned around [00:02:03] And said: "go eat shit " [00:02:04] And ran on down the hall [00:02:06] Right on magdalena [00:02:10] My daughter dear [00:02:12] Do not be disturbed when your [00:02:15] Canadian daddy comes near [00:02:17] My daughter dear [00:02:19] Do not be disturbed when your [00:02:21] Canadian daddy comes near [00:02:24] I work so hard [00:02:25] Don't you understand [00:02:26] Making maple syrup [00:02:27] For the pancakes of our land [00:02:30] Do you have any idea [00:02:37] What that can do to a man [00:02:42] What that can do to a man [00:02:45] Do you have any idea [00:02:52] What that can do to a man [00:02:56] What that can do to a man [00:03:11] Magdalena don't you tease me like this [00:03:17] Right in the hallway with your blouse and your tits [00:03:23] If your mommy ever finds us like this [00:03:29] She'll call a lawyer oh how mom will be pissed [00:03:36] Doodle doodle doodle duh-duh dee-uh [00:03:38] Doodle doodle doodle duh-duh dee-uh [00:03:45] Magdalena magdalena magdalena magdalena [00:03:48] Daughter of the smog-filled winds of los angeles [00:03:52] I'd like to take you in the closet [00:03:54] And take off your little clothes [00:03:55] Until you're virtually stark raving nude [00:04:00] Spread mayonaise and kaopectate all over your body [00:04:04] And take you down to hollywood boulevard [00:04:06] And we can we can walk down the streets [00:04:09] By the stars that say john provost and leo g carrol [00:04:12] Together baby [00:04:13] We can go dancing up at the cina grill [00:04:15] Can't you see it: frank pernell and us until dark [00:04:18] Don't you understand my baby [00:04:19] I didn't mean I didn't need I mean [00:04:22] It was so hard for me [00:04:23] I just [00:04:24] I saw you standing under the shell pest strip late last night [00:04:27] In the light with your little nipples protruding through your little see-thru thingie [00:04:31] And I just said 'my god my god Ave my sperm to this thing' [00:04:34] And now I just oh you got me so hard [00:04:37] I just I don't know what to do magdalena [00:04:39] Don't you understand so I grabbed you - [00:04:41] But but don't hold it against me - I m Your mom will never know baby [00:04:44] And I wantcha to come back to me [00:04:46] I mean do you understand me [00:04:47] I want you to [00:04:48] I'm down on my knees to ya magdalena [00:04:51] I wantcha ta walk back to me