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我非常想念他 [00:17:29] 这五十两黄金 [00:17:31] 我是给他的 [00:17:33] 多咱见着你表哥知识把这黄金就给他 [00:17:38] 表哥呀 [00:17:40] 我爹留下的遗嘱我敢更改吗 [00:17:44] 这些年我就惦记着你 [00:17:46] 始终没抽出时间来这 [00:17:48] 好不容易来了把这份礼物送上 [00:17:53] 这是我爹遗留下来的金枪手徐宁啊 [00:17:57] 眼泪掉下来 [00:17:59] 哎呀 [00:18:02] 老人家还惦记着我 [00:18:04] 我连个吊唁我都没去 [00:18:07] 我真是有罪啊 [00:18:09] 这东西我不能收 [00:18:12] 唐龙就说 [00:18:13] 你要不收我 [00:18:15] 我不有罪了吗 [00:18:16] 哈哈哈 [00:18:18] 那我就收下 [00:18:19] 我就收下 [00:18:21] 我一定达到 [00:18:24] 把这金条都收起来 [00:18:26] 吩咐一声 [00:18:27] 白酒哥俩得喝几盅 [00:18:30] 汤浓就说 [00:18:31] 那我得先见见我表嫂啊 [00:18:34] 我问候问候应该应该岭塘龙到了后院 [00:18:39] 见着夫人又说说离别D 情况 [00:18:43] 掉了几滴眼泪 [00:18:45] 然后金枪手徐宁二次陪着唐蓉到了前院的课 [00:18:51] 是哥儿俩对面饮酒 [00:18:55] 唠唠这五年离别的情况 [00:18:58] 她问唐荣 [00:18:59] 你现在干什么呢 [00:19:01] 哎呀 [00:19:02] 我能干点儿什么呢 [00:19:04] 学点武艺 [00:19:05] 一瓶子不满半瓶子逛荡 [00:19:08] 后来我就靠着打靶式卖艺为生 [00:19:12] 好在父辈给我留下点遗产 [00:19:15] 吃喝不愁 [00:19:17] 现在我又做买卖又练舞 [00:19:21] 浪迹天涯 [00:19:23] 各处溜达我 [00:19:25] 我就是这么个现状 [00:19:27] 那你怎么早不来 [00:19:30] 我大部分时间都在南省啊 [00:19:33] 因为朋友也多 [00:19:35] 乱事缠身 [00:19:37] 始终没得功夫 [00:19:38] 这次我跟几个朋友到了东京汴梁 [00:19:42] 因此 [00:19:43] 抽空来看望表哥好来得好 [00:19:49] 表弟啊 [00:19:50] 你在家里多住些日子啊 [00:19:53] 我听你方才介绍你各处游动 [00:19:57] 也不是长策 [00:20:00] 我看这样吧 [00:20:01] 要不你留到京都 [00:20:04] 我给你找个固定地差事 [00:20:07] 咱哥儿俩又经常见面 [00:20:09] 你看怎么样 [00:20:11] 表哥 [00:20:12] 我考虑考虑吧 [00:20:13] 我我先领了您D 情 [00:20:16] 呃 [00:20:16] 将来再说 [00:20:17] 喝酒来喝酒 [00:20:19] 喝着喝着酒 [00:20:22] 金枪手徐宁又想起保钾丢失的事儿来了 [00:20:26] 这堵心呢 [00:20:28] 勉强喝酒 [00:20:30] 勉强陪笑 [00:20:33] 不由自主地把酒杯一放 [00:20:35] 打了个嗨一声 [00:20:38] 哎 [00:20:41] 哎 [00:20:41] 表哥我瞅您气色不正 [00:20:46] 表哥你有什么事儿吧 [00:20:49] 没有什么事儿都没有 [00:20:51] 您别瞒着我呀 [00:20:53] 嗯 [00:20:54] 咱们是表兄表弟啊