If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son 如果你遇到了跟女生有关的问题,那我对你很失望,孩子 I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one 我有99个问题,但是这其中跟女生都没什么关系 Verse One // I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol 我唱着饶舌,拿着手枪,巡逻 Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed 有人想要确认我已死 Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes" 饶舌批评家说我的这个人的歌都有关金钱和女人 I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those 我的确是来自一群蠢人,但这又怎么了 If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos 如果你成长在贫民窟中 You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough 有面包吃的一刻你也会庆幸 I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole 我绝对不可能成为那种批评家 If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward 如果你不喜欢我的歌词,你可以快进 I got beef with radio if i don't play they show 如果我不按照他们所说,我的音乐就会被唾弃 They don't play my hits i don't give a sh*t SO 他们不喜欢我,我也不会理他们 Rap mags try and use my black a** 饶舌杂志也会使用我黑色的脸 So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers 这样广告商就会给他们投更多的钱 I don't know what you take me as 我不知道我怎么样才能 Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has 懂得他的智慧 I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb 我从贫穷变成了一个富有的黑人,但是我不是哑巴 I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one 我有99个问题,但是女人并不在其中 Hit me 揍我啊 Chorus // 99 problems but the b**ch ain't one 我有99个问题,但是女人并不在其中 If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son 如果你遇到了跟女生有关的问题,那我对你很失望,孩子 I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one 我有99个问题,但是女人并不在其中 Hit me 打我啊 Verse Two // The year's '94 and my trunk is raw 这是1994年,我的车还是新的 In my rear view mirror is the mother f**kin' law 我的后视镜中透出法律的痕迹 I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm) 我有两个选择,要么停车 Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor 要么开双倍速,把油门踩到底 Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay 现在没人在高速上再追我了 Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case 并且,现在有钱了,我可以解决这样的问题 So I pull over to the side of the road 所以我停在路边 I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for " 我听到有人说,孩子,你知道我为什么拦下你吗 Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low 是因为我年轻,我是黑人,我的帽子不够高吗 Do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know 我是不是像个读心者,我不知道 Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo' 我是不是应该被捕,还是应该继续猜 "Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' " 额,反正怎么样都差不多 "Liscense and registration and step out of the car" 给我你的驾照,走下车 "Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are" 你是不是带着枪呢,我很了解你啊 I ain't steppin out of sh*t all my paper's legit 我才不会下车,我所有手续都是合法的 "Well do you mind if I look round the car a little bit " 你不介意我看看你的车吧 Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back 我的手被拷着,我的车也被锁着 And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that 我知道我的权力多小,所以你不用搜查令也可以搜车 "Aren't you sharp as a tack you some type of lawyer or something' " 你这么聪明啊,你是律师吗 "Or somebody important or somethin' " 或者还是什么其他重要人物 Nah I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit 我不是什么人,但我还是懂点的 Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t 这已经足够了,我知道你不能非法查我的车