[00:00:00] Uneasy Rider - Br5-49 [00:00:24] I was takin' a trip out to L A [00:00:26] Toolin' along in my cheverolet [00:00:27] Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio [00:00:31] Just as I crossed the Mississippi line [00:00:32] I heard that highway start to whine [00:00:34] And I knew that left rear tire was about to blow [00:00:37] Well the spare was flat and I got uptight [00:00:39] Cause there wasn't a filling station in sight [00:00:41] So I just limped on down the shoulder on the rim [00:00:44] I went as far as I could and when I stopped the car [00:00:46] It was right in front of this little bar [00:00:47] Kind of a red-neck lookin' joint called the Dew Drop Inn [00:00:58] I stuffed my hair up under my hat [00:00:59] And told the bartender that I had a flat [00:01:01] And would he be kind enough to give me change for a one [00:01:04] There was one thing I was sure proud to see [00:01:06] There wasn't a soul in the place except for him and me [00:01:07] He just looked disgusted and pointed toward the telephone [00:01:11] I called up the station down the road away [00:01:12] He said he wasn't very busy today [00:01:14] And he could have someone about 10 minutes or so [00:01:17] He said "Now you just stay right where yer at " [00:01:19] But I didn't bother to tell the darn fool [00:01:21] I sure as hell didn't have anyplace else to go [00:01:24] I just ordered up a beer and sat down at the bar [00:01:26] When some guy walked in and said [00:01:27] "Who owns this car with the peace sign [00:01:29] The mag wheels and the four on the floor " [00:01:31] He looked at me and I damn near died [00:01:33] And I decided that I'd just wait outside [00:01:34] So I laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door [00:01:44] Just when I thought I'd get outta there with my skin [00:01:46] These 5 big dudes come strollin in [00:01:48] With one old drunk chick and some fella with green teeth [00:01:51] I was almost to the door when the biggest one [00:01:53] Said "You tip your hat to this lady son " [00:01:54] And when I did all that hair fell out from underneath [00:01:57] Now the last thing I wanted was to get a fight [00:01:59] In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night [00:02:01] Especially when there was three of them and only one of me [00:02:04] They all started laughin and I felt kinda sick [00:02:06] And I knew I better think of something pretty quick [00:02:08] I just reached out and kicked old green teeth right in the knee [00:02:11] He let out a yell that'd curl yer hair [00:02:13] But before he moved I grabbed me a chair and said [00:02:15] "Watch him Folks 'cause he's a thoroughly dangerous man " [00:02:17] I said "You may not know it but this man is a spy [00:02:20] He's a undercover agent for the FBI [00:02:21] He's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan " [00:02:24] He was still bent over holdin on to his knee [00:02:26] But everybody else was looking and listening to me [00:02:28] And I laid it on thicker and heavier as I went [00:02:31] I said "Would you believe this man has gone as far [00:02:33] As tearing Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars [00:02:35] And he voted for George McGovern for President " [00:02:38] "He's a friend of them long haired hippy-type pinko fags [00:02:40] I betchya he's even got a commie flag [00:02:42] Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage " [00:02:45] "He's a snake in the grass I tell ya guys [00:02:46] He may look dumb but that's just a disguise [00:02:48] He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage" [00:02:58] They all started lookin real suspicious at him [00:02:59] He jumped up and said "Now just wait a minute Jim [00:03:01] You know he's lying I been living here all of my life " [00:03:04] "I'm a faithful follower of Brother John Birch [00:03:06] And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church [00:03:08] And I ain't even got a garage 404

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