[00:00:00] Thank you so much [00:00:01] I think that I probably should've uh ended it on a higher note [00:00:04] A big ending or whatever but uh it's been what [00:00:06] I hope you enjoyed it [00:00:07] Bo oh my god [00:00:09] How are you I haven't seen you since like Freshman year oh my God [00:00:14] You were so like skinny and weird back then um [00:00:17] But now you're um [00:00:19] Anyway um you should totally come to this party [00:00:22] I'm having tonight with a bunch of my college friends [00:00:25] Um it's gonna be off the chain-hook it's gonna be so good [00:00:29] You can play some songs for us or something [00:00:31] Um I've been telling everybody how good of friends we were um back in the day [00:00:36] Um I know we never talked or hung out ever but um [00:00:41] I think that's what made our friendship so special and um [00:00:44] Anyway text me Okay bye [00:00:47] Mister Burnham [00:00:49] How ya doing good Good [00:00:50] Uh I'm a uh I'm an agent from out in Los Angeles [00:00:53] Uh really dig your stuff man it's out there you know I totally get it [00:00:57] Uh and the best part about it man [00:00:59] You've got all these young fans uh and [00:01:01] Which is great because young people they're [00:01:03] They're very passionate and they're very uh they're very reliable consumers [00:01:07] But what you've gotta do to take your career to the next level [00:01:10] You've gotta cater more heavily to them alright [00:01:12] We've done studies young people do not respond to this [00:01:15] You know "introspective" material [00:01:17] Or these "challenges-to-the-form" you know [00:01:20] Young people want jokes they can relate to okay [00:01:22] So write a write a silly song about Facebook you know [00:01:27] Write some jokes about Twitter or or sugary cereals or razor scooters [00:01:33] Relate to them [00:01:34] You know also you've gotta reestablish your presence on the internet buddy [00:01:36] Alright it's not important whether your material's "good" or not [00:01:39] What's important is that you keep the Bo Burnham brand alive and well [00:01:44] Ya get it [00:01:44] But we'll discuss more later I know it's a lot [00:01:46] Uhh my number is uh 310-555- uhh imaginary number [00:01:52] Fag [00:01:53] What up dude what's up how are ya man [00:01:56] You've changed bro You've changed [00:02:00] I never knew you but um [00:02:01] My friend's old roommate's friend said he knew you in high school [00:02:04] And you became a real asshole once [00:02:05] All this comedy stuff started happening [00:02:08] What what is it man You think you're better than us [00:02:10] You think you're better than us just cause you're tall [00:02:12] Whoa congrats man you're tall [00:02:15] Wow it's incredible What you want a trophy for being tall [00:02:19] You wanna we should just give trophies to tall things [00:02:22] And every tree and building will have a trophy [00:02:25] That make sense [00:02:28] Yo why you acting all quiet and weird right now [00:02:31] Yo I know why you are [00:02:32] It's cause you're an arrogant prick that's why [00:02:34] An arrogant f**king prick [00:02:36] I once heard that you actually act quiet [00:02:38] Cause you're shy and introverted in real life [00:02:41] And that people shouldn't expect you to act the same way [00:02:43] Offstage as you do onstage [00:02:45] Yeah yeah it makes no sense [00:02:48] Anyway you wanna buy some w**d [00:02:51] Bo oh my god [00:02:55] Bo oh my god [00:02:58] Bo [00:03:00] Bo [00:03:02] Bo [00:03:02] Bo [00:03:03] Bo Bo Bo Bo [00:03:05] Bo Bo oh my god [00:03:07] Mister Burnham [00:03:08] Bo Bo [00:03:09] Bo oh my god [00:03:11] Mister Burnham [00:03:12] Bo Bo [00:03:13] Bo oh my god [00:03:14] Mister Burnham [00:03:15] Bo Bo [00:03:17] Bo oh my god [00:03:18] Mister Burnham [00:03:19] Bo Bo [00:03:20] Bo oh my god [00:03:22] Mister [00:03:23] Mister Mister [00:03:24] Bo oh my god [00:03:26] Mister [00:03:27] Mister Mister 404

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