[00:00:00] I I I've got the internet goin nuts [00:00:13] I'm comin straight up outta that chatroom [00:00:17] And live from the message board [00:00:19] I'm at the crib all by myself [00:00:21] Chattin online when I'm bored [00:00:23] Oh my Lord [00:00:24] BlackPlanet got all the [00:00:26] And all the freaks [00:00:27] I'll get your page and send a note [00:00:29] Then hit me back when it's time to creep [00:00:31] I'm tryin to reach this girl Monique [00:00:33] Her screen name is ChynaDoll [00:00:34] She's light brown with big thighs [00:00:36] And standin five foot seven tall [00:00:39] If she don't call me it's okay [00:00:40] I'll hit up SexyEyez02 [00:00:41] Sophomore at TSU [00:00:43] And she run track [00:00:45] That's what it do [00:00:46] I'll send a note to my girl Crystal [00:00:48] She ShootiNStarr99 [00:00:50] She uploaded some sexy pictures [00:00:52] And oh my God that girl is fine [00:00:54] Wine and dine [00:00:55] But not this time [00:00:57] I pimp the keyboard [00:00:57] I'm online [00:00:58] Talkin fly in the chatroom [00:01:00] My conversation is goin down [00:01:02] Where you from [00:01:03] Where you at [00:01:04] Lil' momma sho' talkin nice [00:01:06] I tell her meet me at U of H right [00:01:08] By the towers later on tonight [00:01:10] I'm sendin all my girls a kite [00:01:12] I'm tryin to find some internet hype [00:01:13] Just hit me up on my Sidekick [00:01:15] I'm signin off and I'm switchin the site [00:01:18] I've got the internet goin nuts [00:01:25] P P Paul Wall baby [00:01:42] What'chu know 'bout me [00:01:43] I'm on that five nine South Lee baby [00:01:47] Holla at me [00:01:48] Okay I signed on to this DallasPeeps [00:01:51] On the hunt for a couple freaks [00:01:52] I'm logged on and I'm ready to chat [00:01:54] Where you at let's meet and great [00:01:56] These sexy [00:01:57] At U and T [00:01:58] I'm sendin e notes talkin fly [00:02:00] If you lookin for late night love [00:02:02] Holla at me girl I'm your guy [00:02:04] I met a girl on CollegeClub [00:02:06] Her screen name was Jazzy Brown [00:02:08] She told me when I come to her town [00:02:10] To hit her up and it's goin down [00:02:12] She e mailed me this old picture before she had her baby boy [00:02:16] I was ready to pay her a visit [00:02:17] She used to look like KeToi [00:02:19] But [00:02:20] One too many Almond Joys [00:02:22] I went and seen this girl in person [00:02:27] But when that big [00:02:30] Opened the door I d**n near started cryin and cursin [00:02:35] Just too many neck bites and [00:02:37] Not enough roadrunner [00:02:39] But big girls need love too [00:02:41] So I beat it up like Royal Rumble [00:02:43] S**t [00:02:44] Lil' momma looked like a whale she broke the scale [00:02:47] I told her baby I gotta bail [00:02:49] I won't tell if you won't tell [00:02:51] What the hell [00:02:52] The first minute I got in range of the nearest Dell [00:02:55] I changed my screenname and my number [00:02:56] This internet pimpin still prevails [00:03:29] So I log on to the Facebook [00:03:31] I'm tryin to find me a good look [00:03:33] I'm lookin for a lil' one night love [00:03:35] I throw the bait and they bite the hook [00:03:37] I holla at that boy Goo [00:03:39] My potnah puttin me up on game [00:03:41] He let me know which girls are freaks [00:03:43] And e mailed me they screennames [00:03:44] I hit 'em up like it ain't no thang [00:03:47] How you do and it's nice to meet'cha [00:03:49] Late night a few e mails later [00:03:51] I'm knockin senorita out her sneakers [00:03:53] Hit me up on that home board [00:03:57] And we can chat baby all night long [00:04:01] What's the scoop you goin to school [00:04:03] Maybe pimpin that 9 to 5 [00:04:05] Download my computer love [00:04:06] And get a taste of my hard drive [00:04:08] I'm on the search for cybersluts [00:04:10] Lookin at pics on in the mix [00:04:12] Tryin to find a computer check [00:04:14] With a webcam that'll make a flick [00:04:16] Hit me up on that AOL [00:04:18] Instant Messenger what it do [00:04:20] My DSL is fast as lightning on the hunt for this mooshu