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[00:00:00] 杜立三
[00:00:02] 眼泪好像珍珠断线一般
[00:00:06] 噼啪噼啪
[00:00:07] 噼啪
[00:00:09] 这一哭啊
[00:00:10] 把张作霖哭蒙了
[00:00:14] 心里翻个儿跟我常说
[00:00:19] 不看僧面看佛面
[00:00:22] 不看鱼情看水情
[00:00:27] 我干爹杜老判对我仁至义尽
[00:00:32] 我一辈子也不报不了这个恩情
[00:00:36] 杜丽珊是他儿子
[00:00:39] 不对
[00:00:39] 万不对
[00:00:41] 我还得看着劳累的份上
[00:00:45] 我怎忍心处之于他
[00:00:49] 况且
[00:00:50] 人非圣贤
[00:00:51] 孰能无过
[00:00:54] 那杜丽珊也是堂堂五尺多高的汉子
[00:00:58] 在我眼前
[00:00:59] 衣柜痛哭流涕
[00:01:01] 承认自己错了
[00:01:04] 那个就完了呗
[00:01:07] 何必赶尽杀绝
[00:01:12] 张作霖思索再三
[00:01:16] 把杜立三给掺起来了
[00:01:20] 大哥
[00:01:21] 您坐下
[00:01:23] 你把眼泪擦一擦
[00:01:27] 方才你说的是真心话吗
[00:01:31] 是
[00:01:33] 一点儿都不带错的
[00:01:36] 那么
[00:01:36] 我请问哥哥
[00:01:38] 你真心谅解我了吗
[00:01:42] 这回是真的
[00:01:45] 永远也不跟兄弟结仇了
[00:01:47] 不能
[00:01:49] 还结什么仇
[00:01:51] 我不是人哪
[00:01:55] 好
[00:01:57] 就冲哥问你这几句话
[00:01:59] 兄弟我相信
[00:02:02] 这篇儿揭过去
[00:02:04] 别停
[00:02:05] 好哥哥
[00:02:06] 好兄弟
[00:02:08] 咱们一切从头来
[00:02:11] 你看怎么样
[00:02:12] 我多谢兄弟
[00:02:14] 我多谢兄弟
[00:02:17] 此时兄弟我还有个小小的要求
[00:02:20] 说吧
[00:02:20] 什么要求
[00:02:23] 这事儿
[00:02:24] 可千万别跟我爹说呀
[00:02:28] 你是知道的
[00:02:30] 他老人家身体越来越不好啊
[00:02:34] 如果兄弟你一歪着嘴跟我爹一说
[00:02:38] 老人家就得活活气死啊
[00:02:42] 他能饶得了我吗
[00:02:44] 兄弟
[00:02:46] 救人救个活
[00:02:48] 送人送得加
[00:02:51] 你千万要守口如瓶啊
[00:02:54] 行啊行啊
[00:02:57] 大哥不说
[00:03:00] 我也不能对我干爹讲
[00:03:03] 这一点你只管放心
[00:03:05] 哎哟
[00:03:06] 我多谢多谢咯吧做做作业
[00:03:10] 俩人都躺下了
[00:03:11] 你说这觉还能睡吗
[00:03:15] 张作霖也翻身
[00:03:17] 他也翻身啊
[00:03:25] 四只眼睛瞪得都一般大
[00:03:28] 张作霖就坐起来了
[00:03:31] 大哥
[00:03:32] 睡不着吧
[00:03:33] 睡不着
[00:03:34] 一点儿睡意都没有
[00:03:37] 我也如此
[00:03:39] 又睡不着
[00:03:40] 我说
[00:03:40] 咱哥俩坐起来
[00:03:42] 谈谈心
[00:03:43] 怎么样开心了
[00:03:45] 我正
[00:03:46] 我正想唠嗑呢
[00:03:47] 俩人都做起来了
[00:03:50] 披着一上脸儿
[00:03:51] 对脸盘着腿儿
[00:03:55] 开始落车上
[00:03:58] 张作霖一笑
[00:04:00] 大哥
[00:04:01] 您比我大几岁
[00:04:04] 经验丰富
[00:04:06] 那比我要强得多
[00:04:09] 我向您打听一件事儿
[00:04:11] 说吧
[00:04:14] 我哥哥
[00:04:14] 什么叫拔盖之交
[00:04:18] 您知道吧
[00:04:19] 当然知道了
[00:04:20] 咱哥儿俩不就八拜之交是
[00:04:24] 那只是我说了半截
[00:04:26] 话没说全呢
[00:04:28] 反正咱俩睡不着被
[00:04:31] 谈谈心呗
[00:04:34] 这八拜之交是16 个古人
[00:04:37] 巴顿
[00:04:39] 人家真心实意地交朋友
[00:04:43] 堪称我们的楷模
[00:04:47] 所以后人要学习人家
[00:04:51] 也要磕头拜把子
[00:04:54] 故名
[00:04:55] 八代之久
[00:04:58] 那么请问大哥
[00:05:00] 您能不能给我说一两样典故
[00:05:04] 也让我开开耳光
[00:05:06] 我也长点儿知识
[00:05:09] 我兄弟啊
[00:05:10] 这你可把我难住了
[00:05:13] 你别看我比你大几岁
[00:05:15] 你想想我呆呢什么地方
[00:05:18] 嗯
[00:05:19] 与虎同眠无善述
[00:05:22] 于凤同飞
[00:05:24] 必出俊鸟
[00:05:26] 挨金似金
[00:05:27] 挨玉似玉
[00:05:29] 近墨者黑
[00:05:31] 近赤者红
[00:05:34] 挨着金銮殿肯定长
[00:05:36] 灵芝草挨着茅房
[00:05:38] 准长狗尿苔
[00:05:42] 这人这个熏染得不得了
[00:05:44] 我们身边左右除了歪毛就是淘气
[00:05:48] 杀七个宰八个
[00:05:51] 都是一些粗野之人
[00:05:55] 我还没听谁说跟我讲过这些事儿
[00:05:58] 如果兄弟你要知道
[00:06:01] 你给我讲讲
[00:06:02] 哥哥我也涨涨知识
[00:06:07] 我大哥
[00:06:08] 你可别捧我呀
[00:06:11] 我呀
[00:06:12] 还不如你
[00:06:14] 你是知道的
[00:06:16] 我自幼家贫
[00:06:18] 没念过多少书
[00:06:20] 充其量念过一年
[00:06:23] 逃出放假
[00:06:24] 逃学
[00:06:25] 我连半年都没念
[00:06:28] 西瓜那么大的字
[00:06:30] 而认不了两筐
[00:06:32] 我有什么学问
[00:06:34] 但是呢
[00:06:36] 我是跟孙烈臣、张作相和周围这些哥们儿学的
[00:06:43] 另外不瞒大哥你说
[00:06:45] 我的启蒙老师就是我们家乡里头一个说书D
[00:06:51] 老艺人叫耿瞎子
[00:06:56] 到现在我也不忘
[00:06:58] 此人真有学问
[00:07:01] 别看流落江湖变相乞讨为生
[00:07:06] 但是
[00:07:07] 那个人财高八斗
[00:07:09] 学富无车
[00:07:10] 口似悬河滔滔不断就在树根儿底下
[00:07:15] 这一讲都把我讲迷了
[00:07:19] 我听他
[00:07:21] 讲过这八代之交地点
[00:07:25] 哥
[00:07:26] 这不是睡不着吗
[00:07:27] 咱俩什么都谈啊
[00:07:30] 咱们讲讲八代之交的头一顿儿
[00:07:35] 羊角哀左白桃
[00:07:40] 然后呢
[00:07:42] 咱们考虑考虑
[00:07:43] 咱哥俩的关系比人家得差多少
[00:07:48] 行行了
[00:07:50] 哎
[00:07:50] 我听说过这两位古人
[00:07:52] 他究竟怎么回事儿
[00:07:55] 大哥
[00:07:55] 您听我说啊
[00:07:58] 羊角哀左白桃
[00:08:01] 都是列国年间的人
[00:08:03] 扇舞D
[00:08:05] 古人两个人呢
[00:08:07] 交情至厚
[00:08:09] 形影不离
[00:08:12] 而且两个人也都有学问
[00:08:16] 在那个时候呢
[00:08:18] 生活也不得过
[00:08:21] 人人都想求取功名富贵
[00:08:25] 这都是人之常情吧
[00:08:28] 羊角哀左白桃
[00:08:30] 哥俩一商量
[00:08:32] 咱俩结伴而行
[00:08:34] A 上楚国去某个差事
[00:08:39] 咱哥俩不管是谁
[00:08:42] 有一个摸到差是另一个
[00:08:44] 就不用愁了
[00:08:46] 养家拳脚
[00:08:47] 什么都够
[00:08:49] 就这样
[00:08:50] 他们搁家起身
[00:08:53] 可因为家里都不富裕
[00:08:55] 随身带的东西也不多
[00:08:58] 正好走到安徽马鞍山
[00:09:04] 突然
[00:09:05] 风云突变
[00:09:07] 在深山老林之中
[00:09:10] 天降大雪
[00:09:14] 完了
[00:09:15] 羊角哀书不行
[00:09:16] 哥哥一定活着
[00:09:18] 我宁愿冻死
[00:09:20] 两个人互相脱衣服
[00:09:24] 你说叫人感动
[00:09:28] 可后来呢
[00:09:30] 这左白桃皮
[00:09:32] 就这么办吧
[00:09:32] 咱俩谁也别脱衣服了
[00:09:34] 你呢
[00:09:35] 去找点柴火
[00:09:37] 咱们找个背风的地方
[00:09:39] 隆起一把火了
[00:09:40] 咱不就能取暖了吗
[00:09:42] 或许咱谁也冻不死
[00:09:45] 羊角哀
[00:09:46] 信以为实走了
[00:09:49] 可是整了点儿柴火
[00:09:50] 等回去之后才发现
[00:09:53] 左白头
[00:09:55] 脱得赤条条一丝不挂
[00:09:58] 把他的衣服堆到旁边
[00:10:01] 业已被冻僵而死
[00:10:07] 羊角哀就明白了
[00:10:10] 哥哥宁愿冻死
[00:10:11] 把衣服脱下来给我穿
[00:10:14] 留下我一条活命
[00:10:17] 因此
[00:10:18] 羊角哀嚎淘大哭啊
[00:10:22] 穿上他哥哥这套衣服
[00:10:25] 那暖和多了
[00:10:27] 用大雪把哥哥的尸体盖住
[00:10:32] 刘雪标记
[00:10:34] 羊角哀痛哭
[00:10:35] 流体起誓发愿
[00:10:38] 我敢问楚国
[00:10:40] 无论如何
[00:10:42] 我要谋求一官半职
[00:10:44] 等回来
[00:10:46] 我给哥哥超度亡灵
[00:10:50] 就这样
[00:10:51] 羊角哀哭着离开马鞍山后
[00:10:55] 来到了楚国的京都
[00:10:58] 真达到目的了
[00:11:01] 由于的采血比较高
[00:11:03] 楚王大喜
[00:11:05] 亲口加封上大夫之职就是上大夫
[00:11:13] 呢关就够大的了
[00:11:16] 羊角哀打造目的不忘哥哥的恩情
[00:11:21] 转过年来
[00:11:22] 带折仁义敢问马鞍山
[00:11:26] 寻找着左白桃被冻死的地方
[00:11:30] 可在找尸体
[00:11:34] 那就没了
[00:11:36] 狼拉狗涛早已就不存在
[00:11:41] 羊角哀纯
[00:11:43] 就在他哥哥死这地方
[00:11:46] 搭了一座草窝铺
[00:11:49] 故来僧道超度他
[00:11:52] 要在这儿给哥哥手领
[00:11:57] 随之
[00:11:57] 就在当天的晚间
[00:12:00] 羊角哀
[00:12:01] 偶得一哈
[00:12:05] 梦见好哥哥
[00:12:06] 左白头
[00:12:08] 灰身是血
[00:12:10] 赤条条一丝不挂
[00:12:13] 站在自己的面前
[00:12:16] 口称贤弟呀
[00:12:19] 你现在做了大官
[00:12:23] 哥哥成了赌输鬼
[00:12:27] 我现在到了阴曹地府了
[00:12:30] 可我原来以为
[00:12:31] 人死之后
[00:12:33] 无论是升天还是入地
[00:12:37] 就彻底地解脱了
[00:12:40] 根本不存在阳世三间人与人之间的关系
[00:12:46] 不存在什么勾心斗角
[00:12:51] 哪知道哥哥我想错了
[00:12:56] 阳世三间不公道
[00:13:00] 这阴曹地府仍然不公道
[00:13:06] 这个鬼蜮鬼之间照样是勾心斗角
[00:13:11] 以大压小啊
[00:13:14] 贤弟啊
[00:13:15] 哥哥受了罪了
[00:13:19] 这山中有个院
[00:13:21] 鬼叫荆轲呀
[00:13:24] 你听说这人他曾经刺过秦王
[00:13:28] 就这荆轲
[00:13:30] 他就是鬼里头的一霸呀
[00:13:33] 都得给他进贡
[00:13:36] 给他拿好处
[00:13:38] 不然的话
[00:13:39] 他不容易啊
[00:13:41] 一翔哥哥
[00:13:42] 我一丝不挂
[00:13:45] 分文皆无
[00:13:47] 也没人给我烧纸敬香
[00:13:50] 我拿什么打他弟刘勋
[00:13:53] 就这样被荆轲把我欺负的
[00:13:58] 一天也不得安生
[00:14:00] 贤弟
[00:14:01] 你看我浑身是伤
[00:14:04] 满脸是血
[00:14:06] 我可受老罪啦
[00:14:10] 先B
[00:14:11] 你给哥哥想个办法呀
[00:14:17] 左白头说完了羊角哀
[00:14:20] 兼并大于冷战
[00:14:22] 这才醒过来
[00:14:24] 闹了半天
[00:14:25] 是南哥一梦
[00:14:28] 哎呀
[00:14:28] 羊角哀
[00:14:29] 睡不着了
[00:14:30] 看了看聂半三更
[00:14:32] 想起刚才做的这个梦
[00:14:34] 觉得非常怪
[00:14:37] 第二天天亮之后
[00:14:39] 羊角癌病人扫塔在呢
[00:14:43] 马鞍山里面有没有荆轲的坟
[00:14:47] 有没有金科帝庙本地人
[00:14:50] 告诉有一座金科庙
[00:14:54] 就这样
[00:14:55] 羊角哀帅的人找到荆轲庙
[00:14:58] 一看小庙不大
[00:15:00] 里边速递
[00:15:01] 逆向就是荆轲
[00:15:04] 羊角I 用手指着呢下
[00:15:07] 对荆轲言道
[00:15:09] 我是荆轲呀
[00:15:10] 我哥哥是个老实人呐
[00:15:14] 生前谁也没得罪过
[00:15:17] 死后应当照顾才是
[00:15:20] 谁知你赤强凌弱
[00:15:24] 绕肉强食
[00:15:26] 你简直不够个侠士
[00:15:30] 越说越有气
[00:15:32] 把巴掌轮起来
[00:15:33] 啪啪啪
[00:15:35] 给荆轲的名下
[00:15:38] 交了俩嘴巴
[00:15:41] 两旁的人也都了人说
[00:15:44] 那你一下子能懂得什么呢
[00:15:47] 咱们大人真有意思
[00:15:49] 看样是真急眼了
[00:15:51] 后来羊角哀
[00:15:54] 警告听课
[00:15:56] 往后你要再欺负我哥哥
[00:15:59] 我绝不饶你
[00:16:02] 说完了
[00:16:03] 回去啦
[00:16:05] 仍然回到原地那个窝棚里边儿
[00:16:08] 给他哥哥守灵
[00:16:10] 嗨
[00:16:12] 第二天晚上
[00:16:13] 又做一个梦
[00:16:16] 羊角哀梦见谁了
[00:16:18] 左边头又来了
[00:16:21] 在看伤痕累累
[00:16:23] 鲜血淋漓
[00:16:26] 这左白桃就说
[00:16:27] 兄弟
[00:16:28] 你不但没救了我
[00:16:30] 你捅了大楼子了
[00:16:32] 你是不是揍了荆轲俩嘴巴
[00:16:34] 你骂了他一顿好骂
[00:16:37] 这荆轲变本加厉
[00:16:39] 拿我出气
[00:16:40] 非刑拷打
[00:16:42] 你看看我身上的伤
[00:16:45] 哥哥我受了罪了
[00:16:47] 我可活不了喽
[00:16:50] 羊角哀惊醒有谁吗
[00:16:54] 马上帅人又感到荆轲庙这次见的金科B 呢下
[00:17:01] 羊角哀是越骂我越骂
[00:17:04] 命令人给我拔掉
[00:17:07] 毁了他的神像
[00:17:10] 一声令下
[00:17:11] 如山
[00:17:12] 倒把荆轲庙给拔了
[00:17:14] 把你想砸了
[00:17:16] 心碎
[00:17:18] 觉得这回可出了气了
[00:17:21] 就在当天晚上又做一梦
[00:17:25] 左白桃又来了
[00:17:27] 还不如昨天呢
[00:17:31] 左白桃救说
[00:17:32] 贤弟啊
[00:17:33] 你为我好
[00:17:35] 结果你把我坑了
[00:17:37] 荆轲是变本加厉
[00:17:39] 他说你把他的尿给砸了
[00:17:42] 把神仙给砸了
[00:17:45] 他把一腔的怒吼全集中到我身上
[00:17:49] 这一次给我上了大型浙大
[00:17:52] 行啊
[00:17:52] 你看看我
[00:17:53] 我都坚持不了了
[00:17:56] 兄弟
[00:17:57] 你在不救我
[00:17:58] 我就完了
[00:18:02] 把羊角哀下的梦中惊醒
[00:18:06] 束手无策
[00:18:09] 怎么办
[00:18:10] 我怎么能救得了我哥哥
[00:18:14] 看来我得给我哥哥帮忙去
[00:18:16] 我们俩人揍他一个
[00:18:19] 一个人打不过他
[00:18:21] 我也不管
[00:18:24] 但仰角
[00:18:25] 哎哟
[00:18:25] 你想我跟我哥哥都是文人
[00:18:28] 恐怕俩也打不过一个
[00:18:31] 怎么整a 享乐主义
[00:18:34] 让手下人花钱买树干
[00:18:38] 树枝儿着手
[00:18:39] 一人买了各种颜色的纸
[00:18:44] 无了500童男
[00:18:46] 500童女
[00:18:48] 你有无分支
[00:18:51] 还带着1000军队呢
[00:18:53] 你看见没
[00:18:54] 然后羊角哀长叹一声
[00:18:57] 是横剑自杀
[00:19:01] 官儿不当
[00:19:02] 追随大哥于陛下
[00:19:06] 结果哥俩在阴曹地府见个面儿
[00:19:09] 率领500童男
[00:19:10] 500童女是会逗荆轲
[00:19:15] 据马鞍山当地的老百姓讲
[00:19:19] 呢几天是乌云滚啊
[00:19:23] 天空中打着雷
[00:19:26] 大地都在颤
[00:19:28] 听见鬼哭狼嚎之声
[00:19:31] 有老人明白叫穷鬼战荆轲
[00:19:39] 就留下这么一段故事
[00:19:42] 说完以后
[00:19:44] 不管谁死了
[00:19:45] 都扎纸活
[00:19:48] 烧个驴呀牛马呀
[00:19:50] 童男童女从哪儿流下来的呢
[00:19:53] 就是从羊角哀左白桃的时候溜下来的
[00:19:59] 而直到今天
[00:20:00] 还有一些人迷信仍然焚烧这些东西
[00:20:08] 那么这个故事不管真的也罢
[00:20:10] 假的也罢
[00:20:12] 神话也罢
[00:20:14] 荒诞也罢
[00:20:16] 就说明羊角哀左白桃珍有交情
[00:20:21] 什么交情
[00:20:22] 过命的交情
[00:20:28] 张作霖说的这
[00:20:30] 用眼看看杜立三
[00:20:33] 看着他受感动地
[00:20:36] 一看
[00:20:37] 哎
[00:20:37] 这个故事可真起作用
[00:20:40] 杜丽翻
[00:20:41] 两眼湿润
[00:20:44] 嗯
[00:20:45] 嗯
[00:20:47] 你好
[00:20:49] 兄弟啊
[00:20:52] 你这不是讲故事的
[00:20:54] 你也不是讲今比古
[00:20:57] 你这是变相的教训哥哥我呀
[00:21:01] 我哪敢比古圣先贤呢
[00:21:04] 羊角哀左白桃本来又白桃
[00:21:08] 我也赶不上
[00:21:11] 哎呀
[00:21:11] 想起来我实在是惭愧
[00:21:16] 看来我们现在的人应当好好向古人学
[00:21:22] 张博您一乐
[00:21:23] 哎大哥
[00:21:26] 困没困
[00:21:27] 没有你这一讲
[00:21:29] 我精神头儿来了来了
[00:21:33] 再讲个你爱听
[00:21:34] 爱听
[00:21:35] 太爱听了
[00:21:37] 你把吧
[00:21:38] 再结交
[00:21:39] 这这这16 位
[00:21:40] 古人都讲完
[00:21:41] 我才爱听
[00:21:42] 别介
[00:21:44] 恐怕时间也来不及
[00:21:47] 我再给您讲一个
[00:21:52] 你知道知音之交怎么解释
[00:21:57] 不知道
[00:21:58] 不知道啊
[00:22:00] 女
[00:22:00] 伯牙钟子期之故
[00:22:03] 你听说过吗
[00:22:04] 嗯
[00:22:05] 我听说过哎
[00:22:07] 这件事儿就发生到他俩身上
[00:22:11] 俞伯牙
[00:22:14] 当时是齐国的福琴大师啊
[00:22:19] 俞伯牙精通韵律
[00:22:22] 服你手好琴盖世绝伦
[00:22:28] 但是没有指引
[00:22:31] 俞伯牙福地
[00:22:33] 每一支曲子
[00:22:35] 不管任何人找来一问
[00:22:38] 她不知道是什么曲子
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