[00:00:00] 本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI技术生成 [00:00:01] 开书啊 [00:00:03] 在没说证书之前呢 [00:00:06] 先给大家讲个小笑话 [00:00:09] 小笑话就是几句话的事儿 [00:00:14] 过去啊 [00:00:15] 听说有那个扇区 [00:00:19] 这个扇区呢 [00:00:20] 有哥四个娶了几儿 [00:00:23] 四个成为一家人了 [00:00:27] 但是他们过这日子不怎么舒服 [00:00:30] 因为这节四个一个比一个厉害 [00:00:35] 动不动就瞪眼睛 [00:00:37] 动不动就打仗 [00:00:39] 这哥四个就叫这姐儿四个给吓住了 [00:00:43] 哥四个去呢 [00:00:44] 劳动力干活去受累 [00:00:47] 媳妇儿四个当家理财 [00:00:50] 拿丈夫也不当人 [00:00:52] 非打即骂 [00:00:54] 哎 [00:00:55] 这哥四个那是痛苦不堪 [00:00:58] 哎呀 [00:00:59] 没事儿就发愁 [00:01:00] 长吁短叹 [00:01:02] 这四只母老虎 [00:01:04] 你这怎么办呢 [00:01:07] 这一天这哥四个在地里头干活 [00:01:11] 干着活儿啊 [00:01:12] 互相就谈 [00:01:13] 你说张 [00:01:14] 今后这日子怎么过呀 [00:01:17] 心伤接着旧伤 [00:01:20] 昨天晚上我顶登顶了一晚上 [00:01:23] 那个说 [00:01:23] 昨天呢 [00:01:24] 我老婆拿笤帚疙瘩把我屁股都打青了 [00:01:27] 都这日子简直没法过 [00:01:31] 正谈论的时候 [00:01:33] 这老大抬头 [00:01:35] 往山路上一看 [00:01:37] 哎哎 [00:01:38] 看什么呢 [00:01:40] 哥仨这活儿也不干了 [00:01:42] 抬头一看呢 [00:01:43] 顺着山路来了一头毛驴 [00:01:48] 一个女人牵着毛驴 [00:01:50] 一个小伙在驴上坐着 [00:01:53] 哥四个一看 [00:01:55] 心里很不是滋味 [00:01:57] 多羡慕人家 [00:01:59] 你看人家这媳妇儿怎么取来的 [00:02:02] 肯定是夫妻 [00:02:04] 老爷们骑着驴 [00:02:06] 媳妇在底下牵着驴 [00:02:08] 我们哥四个这罪遭的 [00:02:10] 哪辈子怎么就赶不上人家 [00:02:13] 太羡慕了 [00:02:15] 他把伙计放下 [00:02:17] 到了路边来 [00:02:18] 想问问是哪个村儿的 [00:02:20] 回去跟老婆讲一讲 [00:02:22] 向人家学习学习 [00:02:24] 鸽舍过来 [00:02:25] 哎呀 [00:02:26] 大嫂 [00:02:26] 大嫂就不女的 [00:02:29] 一看不知道怎么回事儿 [00:02:30] 就站住了 [00:02:31] 啊 [00:02:33] 四位有事儿啊 [00:02:34] 大嫂 [00:02:36] 您是哪个村的啊 [00:02:39] 我就翻过这山山后村 [00:02:42] 哦哦 [00:02:44] 您跟那位大哥是 [00:02:46] 我们是夫妻 [00:02:48] 他是我丈夫 [00:02:52] 你山后的人怎么那么通情达理 [00:02:54] 跟我们山前的人不一样 [00:02:57] 哥儿四个过来跟其余那小伙儿说 [00:03:00] 大哥 [00:03:02] 真羡慕您 [00:03:04] 您娶了个好媳妇呢 [00:03:07] 比我们这个命强 [00:03:08] 老小伙就问我 [00:03:11] 我比你们强什么 [00:03:13] 你看您骑着刘林 [00:03:16] 媳妇儿牵着您中大爷 [00:03:19] 你跟我们能一样吗 [00:03:21] 我们太羡慕您了 [00:03:23] 你娶了个好媳妇儿 [00:03:25] 骑驴 [00:03:26] 这小伙闻听把嘴一咧 [00:03:28] 嗨 [00:03:30] 我不如你们 [00:03:32] 我娶了只母老虎啊 [00:03:35] 今天早上起来我就跟他犟了一句嘴 [00:03:38] 他拿锹把把我腿都打折了 [00:03:41] 这是拖着我上城里去接骨去啊 [00:03:46] 这410 听啊 [00:03:48] 还赶不上我们 [00:03:51] 小肖 [00:03:53] 其实有这种事儿不见得有 [00:03:56] 说书唱戏讲今比古 [00:04:00] 笑一笑少三少 [00:04:02] 愁一愁白了头 [00:04:05] 人生在世 [00:04:07] 活得要潇洒一些 [00:04:09] 心情要开朗一些 [00:04:11] 有利于身体健康 [00:04:14] 有好处 [00:04:15] 什么事儿都别钻牛角尖 [00:04:18] 不要心胸太狭窄 [00:04:20] 想方设法你就叫他了 [00:04:23] 能够清气上升 [00:04:25] 浊气下降 [00:04:26] 二气均分 [00:04:28] 有益健康 [00:04:31] 咱们闲言少叙 [00:04:33] 书归正传 [00:04:34] 还说这段长篇侠义公案小说小五义 [00:04:42] 南侠说完 [00:04:43] 带着冯娟和几个仆人牵着马在街上闲溜 [00:04:50] 离开福寿堂药铺不远 [00:04:53] 是个胡同紧把这胡同口有一家大店 [00:04:59] 南侠一看 [00:05:00] 贾家老店 [00:05:03] 旁边还带大车店 [00:05:06] 院套十分宽阔 [00:05:09] 南侠异响啊 [00:05:10] 不如包几间房子 [00:05:13] 我们在这睡一觉 [00:05:14] 缓缓乏 [00:05:15] 吃完晚饭再来 [00:05:17] 万一刘志奇今天晚上不回来 [00:05:21] 我们就得等到明天 [00:05:23] 一天要不回来就坏了 [00:05:27] 南侠跟冯渊、衣裳圣手就是一个同意 [00:05:31] 他们就来到贾家店门前 [00:05:34] 有个伙计眼尖 [00:05:36] 赶紧跑出来了 [00:05:38] 几位大爷 [00:05:38] 住店吗 [00:05:40] 有闲房间有你往里请 [00:05:44] 我们打算包个宿剧院好好休息 [00:05:48] 有西跨院就闲着呢 [00:05:51] 说着 [00:05:51] 这火气把南侠、冯娟让到 [00:05:56] 南侠一看 [00:05:57] 三间房小院儿不大 [00:05:59] 挺宽敞 [00:06:01] 也挺眼亮 [00:06:02] 南侠很满意 [00:06:04] 火箭 [00:06:06] 我们那牵着牲口 [00:06:08] 有没有为地方有这人全包给我们 [00:06:12] 咱们一起算账 [00:06:15] 伙计退出去 [00:06:17] 赶紧把几匹马牵到旁边内院 [00:06:21] 卸了鞍子、河嚼子 [00:06:24] 刷洗烟酒 [00:06:25] 南侠还带了好几个人呢 [00:06:28] 留下四个在这儿伺候牲口 [00:06:31] 其他两个跟着南下 [00:06:35] 大家轮流休息 [00:06:37] 等到了店房里边 [00:06:39] 他跟冯娟两个人洗了脸 [00:06:41] 漱了口 [00:06:42] 伙计把水机上爷俩往床上一躺 [00:06:46] 这个舒服劲儿就甭提了 [00:06:49] 冯媛就问你呀 [00:06:51] 展大嘴 [00:06:53] 你说这妙手先生今天能回来估计差不多 [00:07:00] 这玩意谁敢说准呢 [00:07:01] 也许不回来 [00:07:03] 这事情往往都有变化呀 [00:07:06] 最好是回来 [00:07:08] 要不回来可把咱们坑苦 [00:07:11] 是我就为这事着急 [00:07:14] 现在咱也甭多想 [00:07:16] 抓紧机会咱们睡上一觉 [00:07:19] 就这样 [00:07:20] 爷俩睡了 [00:07:21] 您别说 [00:07:22] 时间不长 [00:07:23] 还真睡着了 [00:07:25] 这一觉睡的日子偏激 [00:07:28] 被两个古人给叫起来了 [00:07:30] 爷俩精神精神 [00:07:32] 又擦了把脸 [00:07:34] 喝了口水 [00:07:35] 伙计进来 [00:07:37] 二位大爷 [00:07:38] 您是到街上吃饭吗 [00:07:40] 还是在咱们店房里吃 [00:07:43] 呃 [00:07:43] 就在这儿吃吧 [00:07:45] 你们这都有什么 [00:07:46] 哎哟 [00:07:46] 煎炒烹炸什么都有 [00:07:49] 随便给我们几个人编辑几个菜 [00:07:52] 另外我们还有四个火炬给送去一桌啊 [00:07:57] 时间不大 [00:07:58] 给准备好了 [00:08:00] 领导南侠和冯娟她们吃饭了 [00:08:02] 晚饭就展了 [00:08:05] 展昭一看差不多了 [00:08:08] 让两个伙计看家 [00:08:10] 他带着冯渊起身赶奔福寿堂 [00:08:15] 这次来就不费劲儿 [00:08:17] 当时一看药铺已经关了 [00:08:20] 门外头上了这 [00:08:23] 南侠过来啪啪啪叩打门环 [00:08:27] 时间不大 [00:08:28] 上面有个小门儿开 [00:08:30] 找谁呀 [00:08:31] 啊 [00:08:32] 对不起 [00:08:34] 我是开封府来的 [00:08:35] 姓陈 [00:08:37] 有事要见你们余先生 [00:08:39] 等等先生有人找你 [00:08:44] 时间不大 [00:08:45] 露出一张老脸来 [00:08:47] 南侠一看 [00:08:49] 正是跟自己打交道那个余先生 [00:08:53] 老于头往外一探头 [00:08:55] 哎哟 [00:08:55] 来来来了来了 [00:08:58] 请问妙手先生回来没 [00:09:02] 对不起 [00:09:03] 还没回来 [00:09:05] 哎呀 [00:09:06] 南侠 [00:09:07] 这个着急就甭提了 [00:09:10] 那么请问如果城门关闭 [00:09:13] 老先生还能进城 [00:09:15] 没关系 [00:09:16] 我们跟这些当差的都认识 [00:09:20] 老先生没短了 [00:09:21] 半夜出城前去给病人看病 [00:09:24] 等回来的时候只要打个招呼 [00:09:26] 城门就能开 [00:09:28] 哦 [00:09:30] 那既然没回来 [00:09:32] 我先告辞 [00:09:33] 一会儿我再来 [00:09:35] 好吧好吧 [00:09:36] 哎 [00:09:37] 干嘛呀 [00:09:39] 刚才我们要关门的时候 [00:09:42] 来杀人 [00:09:45] 南侠 [00:09:46] 都注意点哦 [00:09:47] 干什么的也找我们 [00:09:50] 老先生也是从东京来的 [00:09:53] 跟您师父一起 [00:09:56] 南乔玉婷 [00:09:57] 不可能啊 [00:09:58] 莫非我跟冯宣走了 [00:10:01] 我四哥蒋平不放心 [00:10:03] 又派了一伙人啊 [00:10:04] 对不住 [00:10:06] 请问余先生 [00:10:08] 这仨人报名没有没有长得什么样 [00:10:12] 你记得住记得住啥里特殊 [00:10:16] 为首的是个出家的和尚 [00:10:20] 平大的身子 [00:10:22] 挺小的脑袋 [00:10:24] 眼珠子倍儿亮倍儿亮 [00:10:26] 看样子岁数可不小了 [00:10:29] 穿着鹅黄色的僧衣 [00:10:31] 还披着袈裟 [00:10:33] 肩头上还扛着一条大肠 [00:10:37] 呃 [00:10:38] 还有个人 [00:10:39] 三十五六岁 [00:10:41] 白脸膛 [00:10:42] 长得挺漂亮 [00:10:43] 就像您这一身穿戴式的发巾 [00:10:46] 箭袖 [00:10:47] 挎着口宝剑 [00:10:49] 还有一个人是花花俩 [00:10:51] 能有五十来岁 [00:10:53] 连鬓络腮的胡子 [00:10:54] 背后背着一把锯齿狼牙刀 [00:11:00] 贾一平不是开封的 [00:11:03] 我们那儿的人没有这种长相 [00:11:06] 挺大个身子 [00:11:08] 挺小个脑袋 [00:11:09] 是个和尚用 [00:11:13] 嗯 [00:11:13] 他说的这个人好像阴沉 [00:11:15] 佛禅呢 [00:11:17] 莫非莲花怪也派人蜡 [00:11:21] 要真那样可麻烦了 [00:11:24] 又一想 [00:11:25] 不可能 [00:11:27] 我无非是胡猜吧 [00:11:30] 大医院别这样行吗 [00:11:32] 余先生 [00:11:33] 这仨人是怎么说的 [00:11:35] 嗯 [00:11:36] 那个出家和尚挺客气 [00:11:39] 进门来也打听妙手先生刘世奇 [00:11:43] 我告诉他不在家 [00:11:44] 到洛阳给病人看病去了 [00:11:46] 他问什么时候回来 [00:11:48] 我说今天晚上不回来 [00:11:50] 明天早上回来 [00:11:51] 就这样 [00:11:52] 他们说了几句客气话就走了 [00:11:56] 还回来不 [00:11:57] 那可没说呀 [00:11:59] 这几个人来的挺匆忙 [00:12:01] 走的挺快的 [00:12:05] 冯渊一品也预感到形势有点不妙 [00:12:09] 但是跟着于先生说不着攻守告别 [00:12:13] 人家把小门关上 [00:12:15] 爷俩回到店房就猜这个事儿 [00:12:19] 冯远 [00:12:21] 你说这仨人能是谁 [00:12:24] 唔呀唔 [00:12:25] 如果猜的不错的话 [00:12:27] 那个小脑瓜地和上市金长破产那个30 几岁长得挺漂亮的挂口宝剑是不是白莲花 [00:12:38] 晏风那个花花脸儿地都猜不出是谁 [00:12:47] 要真是他们 [00:12:49] 咱们聚在一起就是一场不逗啊 [00:12:53] 人家站得住 [00:12:55] 你可不是长人家的威风 [00:12:57] 灭咱们爷俩的锐气 [00:12:59] 佛茶要来了 [00:13:01] 我们可活不了啊 [00:13:03] 可不是 [00:13:05] 我也担心此事 [00:13:07] 咱们出点儿事儿无所谓 [00:13:10] 耽误了大事可就麻烦了 [00:13:13] 因此 [00:13:13] 爷俩愁肠百转 [00:13:15] 低头不语 [00:13:19] 一直等到快定更了 [00:13:21] 爷俩起身又赶奔福寿堂 [00:13:24] 把门砸开 [00:13:26] 是个小伙计 [00:13:27] 接待于先生回家了 [00:13:30] 一打听 [00:13:30] 妙手先生刘世奇还没回来 [00:13:34] 南侠一想 [00:13:36] 看来今天晚上没指望就得明天早晨来了 [00:13:40] 所以跟冯渊又回到店房 [00:13:43] 进屋一看 [00:13:45] 跟他们来那俩湖人全睡着了 [00:13:49] 口水都流出多长来 [00:13:52] 听南侠他们进了屋了 [00:13:53] 这俩人迷迷糊糊这才起来 [00:13:57] 唐老爷回来了 [00:13:58] 冯老爷啊 [00:14:01] 店里没什么事 [00:14:01] 没有 [00:14:04] 那你就睡吧 [00:14:06] 这俩伙计倒头就睡 [00:14:08] 南侠和公园进了屋 [00:14:09] 把外衣脱了 [00:14:11] 往桌子上一看 [00:14:14] 什么 [00:14:16] 等他们仔细一看 [00:14:18] 闹了半天 [00:14:19] 按头上插着一把迷慌慌匕首刀 [00:14:24] 刀尖儿上签着张纸条 [00:14:28] 南侠赶紧把刀跳起来 [00:14:30] 用手掂了掂 [00:14:31] 是一把钢刀 [00:14:32] 在看 [00:14:33] 纸条上写着一句话 [00:14:37] 千万当心 [00:14:42] 这谁写 [00:14:44] 什么意思 [00:14:46] 我让老三呐快起来 [00:14:49] 他带着俩伙计 [00:14:50] 一个老三一个老五 [00:14:52] 这两个人揉着眼睛起来 [00:14:54] 张老爷 [00:14:54] 有什么事儿 [00:14:56] J 纸条谁留下 [00:15:03] 你们俩光顾睡觉 [00:15:05] 有人进了屋 [00:15:06] 留下字眼 [00:15:07] 插上匕首刀 [00:15:08] 你们都不知道 [00:15:10] 这样丢着脑袋找谁去 [00:15:12] 这哪有插着呢 [00:15:16] 我们还怕有事儿们 [00:15:18] 我还堵了个椅子 [00:15:20] 那窗户也差着呢 [00:15:21] 这人哪进来 [00:15:22] 这南侠和冯渊就知道来的这个人绝非等闲之辈 [00:15:33] 千万级甚是什么意思 [00:15:36] 莫非我们要摊事儿不成 [00:15:41] 房源点子挺多 [00:15:43] 家长下图千万不要掉以轻心 [00:15:46] 看来这个人是有所指的 [00:15:49] 对吧 [00:15:50] 那咱们好好检查检查 [00:15:52] 这爷俩把长大的衣服甩掉了短衣襟 [00:15:56] 小傻蛋各拉刀剑 [00:15:58] 从屋里到院里 [00:16:00] 飞身上房打凉棚 [00:16:02] 四来官桥没看出什么毛病 [00:16:05] 又从床上跳起来 [00:16:06] 回到屋里头 [00:16:08] 王元这回可动了脑筋 [00:16:10] 桌底下 [00:16:11] 床底下 [00:16:13] 套间儿、尖儿开始仔细检查 [00:16:18] 长大了 [00:16:19] 东里间儿 [00:16:19] 这屋闲着 [00:16:21] 因为兰霞她们住的是西里边儿 [00:16:24] 外务是火气住这冯渊往床底一看呀 [00:16:32] 南侠提着大灯过来一看 [00:16:35] 闹了半天 [00:16:36] 床底下有一条暗道 [00:16:40] 从表面看不出来 [00:16:42] 就好像方砖铺地子 [00:16:44] 你要仔细能检查出来这个是假的 [00:16:48] 刷的跟砖一样的颜色 [00:16:51] 是木头刻的 [00:16:53] 冯远 [00:16:54] 你刀尖儿一跳 [00:16:56] 把这地道口给撬开 [00:16:58] 往下一看 [00:16:59] 黑咚咚深不见底便好 [00:17:09] 莫非这假的老店贼电一点都不假 [00:17:14] 不然哪来的地道 [00:17:17] 那你说怎么办呀 [00:17:20] 你看我们不要担心 [00:17:23] 留神也就是 [00:17:25] 哎 [00:17:26] 给雅没回屋 [00:17:28] 重新把这地道口给封好了 [00:17:31] 灯光直面 [00:17:35] 说这话 [00:17:36] 二耕田歌听听周围没什么动静 [00:17:41] 又待了一会儿 [00:17:43] 在一种特殊地声音 [00:17:46] 把爷儿俩都记住 [00:17:48] 四目相时 [00:17:49] 相互点了点头 [00:17:52] 闭起呢陈 [00:17:53] 眼光全都落到狂吐的下面 [00:17:58] 什么声音 [00:17:59] 就好像耗子盗洞 [00:18:05] 这声音是忽隐忽现 [00:18:09] 这爷俩都是绿林出身 [00:18:11] 颇有经验 [00:18:13] 就知道下面来人了 [00:18:16] 等啊等啊 [00:18:17] 果然第一道口这盖儿掀开 [00:18:21] 哧溜在里边伸出个脑袋缝 [00:18:25] 圆钢响动 [00:18:26] 被南侠一把给摁住 [00:18:30] 蓝牙那是非常老练 [00:18:33] 一看这地道里头人没出 [00:18:36] 先用木棍顶着一顶帽子伸出来也玩桌上吓一跳 [00:18:42] 就见有人举着这个木棍 [00:18:45] 传着这帽子东晃西晃 [00:18:49] 男家明白这是试探 [00:18:52] 如果没有反应 [00:18:54] 他们好出来人嘿 [00:18:56] 人要倒霉 [00:18:57] 喝口凉水都塞牙 [00:18:59] 没想到我们还住在雷电里头 [00:19:02] 又等了一会儿 [00:19:05] 地道里的人把棍和帽子撤回去 [00:19:09] 就见地道口这盖往旁边一在 [00:19:13] 钻出一个人来 [00:19:15] 这人穿心挂账 [00:19:17] 长得小个儿不高 [00:19:19] 干巴巴一团精神 [00:19:21] 手里头拿着一把明晃晃的匕首 [00:19:26] 可刚在床底下爬出来 [00:19:30] 南侠一想 [00:19:31] 这就得下家伙展南侠轻轻往前一窜 [00:19:37] 伸出仨手指头 [00:19:39] 把这个脖子给掐住了 [00:19:41] 还没等他焯出来 [00:19:43] 南侠手指头一觉 [00:19:45] 呀 [00:19:48] 这位了大俩眼往上一翻 [00:19:51] 是手刨脚蹬不动地方 [00:19:56] 因为南侠用力过猛 [00:19:58] 把这位气管几下射 [00:20:02] 展昭轻轻把它放在旁边