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为什么呢 [00:01:55] 他知道是返到这哈儿来 [00:01:58] 哎 [00:01:58] 你是标明的也好 [00:02:00] 挂号的歌者 [00:02:01] 路过此地随便捎个话儿 [00:02:05] 都不是凡人 [00:02:07] 所以死呀 [00:02:09] 哎 [00:02:10] 慌张张的 [00:02:12] 有哪帅堂就接触 [00:02:15] 哎 [00:02:15] 这外边一见这老头儿姜子牙也不认识 [00:02:18] 没见过 [00:02:21] 啊 [00:02:21] 江澄峡 [00:02:24] 你一向可好啊 [00:02:26] 啊 [00:02:27] 哈哈 [00:02:28] 呃 [00:02:28] 请问先龙 [00:02:30] 您倒号怎么撑啊 [00:02:32] 哎哎 [00:02:34] 老头儿摆了摆手 [00:02:36] 我的城下 [00:02:37] 你跟我不要那么客气 [00:02:40] 哎 [00:02:40] 我不是来呀 [00:02:42] A [00:02:43] 到你这儿帐前听令的 [00:02:46] 我也不是来稀奇助战的 [00:02:50] 我是来呀 [00:02:52] 倒霉的 [00:02:53] 爸爸啊 [00:02:57] 子牙差点落了 [00:02:59] 怎么回事儿 [00:02:59] 杨承相一想 [00:03:01] 我们西岐城可真是够热闹的了 [00:03:05] 这两军开战 [00:03:07] 大战难解难分啊 [00:03:12] 这就够着急上火的啦 [00:03:15] 各处 [00:03:16] 这些大仙简直是应酬不过来啊 [00:03:20] 迎来送往一天到晚真是忙得够呛 [00:03:25] 现在来了 [00:03:26] 喂饱没的 [00:03:29] 您 [00:03:29] 您这是从哪儿来给谁保媒啊 [00:03:34] 给谁呀 [00:03:35] 老头用手怎么一指就是这位 [00:03:39] 哎呀将成匣 [00:03:41] 你怎么能杀他呀 [00:03:44] 那鸿锦大帅 [00:03:46] 可不是凡人哪 [00:03:49] 他乃是天上的左金童 [00:03:53] 哎 [00:03:53] 玉女配金童啊 [00:03:56] 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