[00:00:00] Bad Day - Asher Roth [00:00:12] // [00:00:12] And it just keeps going [00:00:16] 一切还在持续 [00:00:16] And it just keeps [00:00:17] 只是一直持续 [00:00:17] So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave [00:00:19] 我现在在机场准备离开 [00:00:19] Heading to a friends wedding [00:00:20] 去参加一个朋友的婚礼 [00:00:20] In the NYC [00:00:21] 在纽约 [00:00:21] But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat [00:00:23] 但是我的头很晕 我忘记吃东西了 [00:00:23] All this jet setting has really been getting to me [00:00:26] 我真的达到了这种阶层的生活吗 [00:00:26] It's already 1120 and I'm ready to [00:00:27] 现在已经是11点20分 我准备睡一觉 [00:00:27] Sleep but instead [00:00:28] 但是恰恰相反 [00:00:28] I end up sitting in the 27th seat [00:00:30] 我最后坐在了第27号的座位上 [00:00:30] An isle seat fine by me but the guy [00:00:32] 一个靠走道的位置适合我 但是 [00:00:32] That's insides always trying to pee [00:00:34] 坐在里边的人都是出去上厕所 [00:00:34] With a wild child behind that's crying [00:00:35] 还有一个粗野的孩子在后面哭泣 [00:00:35] And keeps flipping out and kicking [00:00:38] 我都快疯掉了 [00:00:38] At me while it violently screams [00:00:39] 所有的尖叫声都打击着我 [00:00:39] So I silently plead Oh God please let [00:00:41] 所以我默默地恳求上帝 [00:00:41] There be a hunny sitting 27B [00:00:42] 让亲爱的坐在27B的位置 [00:00:42] But of course a morbidly obese beast [00:00:44] 但是当然是一个病态肥胖的人面兽心的人 [00:00:44] Is in the seat that weeses when it [00:00:46] 是维斯的座位吗 [00:00:46] Breathes dude sitting D [00:00:47] 当那个打扮时髦的花花公子坐在D的位置上 [00:00:47] Is at least three deep and he keeps [00:00:49] 至少有三个更深层的 [00:00:49] Telling me what is wrong with his knees [00:00:51] 他告诉我他的膝盖怎么了 [00:00:51] Alls good slaughter [00:00:52] 为屠杀叫好 [00:00:52] Just need water but for a bottle [00:00:54] 但是对于一个瓶子来说它只需要水 [00:00:54] They charge two dollars [00:00:55] 他们收取2美元 [00:00:55] And when I thought that it couldn't [00:00:57] 当我认为 [00:00:57] Be worse I forgot my iPod [00:00:59] 一切不会变得更糟时 我忘记了我的iPod [00:00:59] I'm having a bad day nothing ever [00:01:03] 我糟糕的一天 [00:01:03] Seems to go my way [00:01:07] 似乎任何事都没有按照我的方式发展 [00:01:07] Everybody needs to go away why [00:01:11] 每个人都要离开 为什么 [00:01:11] Because I'm having a bad day [00:01:18] 因为我糟糕的一天 [00:01:18] And it just keeps going [00:01:20] 一切还在持续 [00:01:20] And it just keeps [00:01:26] 只是一直持续 [00:01:26] So four hours of turbulence we land when [00:01:28] 经过四个小时的颠簸 飞机终于着陆了 [00:01:28] I'm about to turd my pants [00:01:30] 我准备扔掉我的脏脏的裤子 [00:01:30] But the captain is seat belt fastened [00:01:32] 但是机长还是说系好安全带 [00:01:32] So my a** is just passin gas and at [00:01:34] 所以我的**释放出气体 [00:01:34] Last I escape when [00:01:35] 最后我就可以逃避 [00:01:35] I'm minutes away from clinically insane [00:01:38] 当我很快地远离精神病 [00:01:38] I make my way towards baggage claim when [00:01:40] 我走到行李认领处 [00:01:40] I hear a high pitched voice scream my name [00:01:42] 我听见一个很高的声音在尖叫着我的名字 [00:01:42] Some dumb B I went to high school with [00:01:44] 我和一些愚蠢的人去了高中 [00:01:44] While she's sweating she's telling me she likes my sh*t [00:01:46] 然而当她大汗淋漓时 她还给我说喜欢我 [00:01:46] I just smile and think how great [00:01:48] 我只是微笑 我只是想象这很好 [00:01:48] It would be if I could just hit this chick [00:01:50] 如果我可以打击到那个懦弱的人 404

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