[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 胡彦硕追赶宋江 [00:00:05] 他贪功D 心切 [00:00:07] 他总觉着抓住宋江 [00:00:10] 所有的难题都解决了 [00:00:14] 结果倒了霉了 [00:00:16] 追着追着 [00:00:17] 宋江没了 [00:00:20] 藏到哪儿躲到哪儿 [00:00:22] 不得而知 [00:00:24] 呼延硕脑袋一凉快 [00:00:27] 察觉自己上了当 [00:00:30] 哎呀 [00:00:30] 离城太远了 [00:00:32] 我得回去 [00:00:34] 刚一波马 [00:00:36] 就听四面八方 [00:00:38] 是锣声 [00:00:39] 响亮 [00:00:41] 夫兵 [00:00:42] 全起来了 [00:00:44] 别让胡言说跑了 [00:00:47] 胡言说 [00:00:48] 你投降吧 [00:00:49] 你跑不了了啊 [00:00:52] 亮亮亮亮 [00:00:53] 亮亮亮亮 [00:00:53] 亮亮 [00:00:55] 嗯 [00:00:56] 胡言说是大吃一惊 [00:00:58] 夺路而走 [00:01:01] 不敢走大道 [00:01:02] 走小道 [00:01:04] 没走出去100米马失前蹄 [00:01:07] 骷噜 [00:01:10] 掉进陷马坑 [00:01:13] 人家事先都准备好了 [00:01:16] 挖了不是一个坑 [00:01:18] 逼着你往这儿走 [00:01:21] 这坑都一丈多深 [00:01:23] 这一栽下去 [00:01:26] 胡延硕整个的是蒙灯 [00:01:28] 转向兵器也撒了手了 [00:01:32] 就在这时 [00:01:33] 闯上了五六十沟干手 [00:01:37] 拿着大钩杆子探到坑里头 [00:01:40] 哎哎 [00:01:40] 一搅和 [00:01:42] 用那个钩儿 [00:01:44] 把胡延硕的衣服、袋子、头发全给勾住了 [00:01:49] 往上一站 [00:01:50] 你出来贝 [00:01:54] 野蛮说呼延硕 [00:01:57] 你就是拔背哪吒 [00:01:59] 你也跑不了喽 [00:02:01] 又有人拿着绳过来 [00:02:03] 抹肩头 [00:02:04] 拢二臂 [00:02:06] 把它勒了个结结实实 [00:02:09] 接下来有人过来勾这匹马 [00:02:12] 把马也勾上来了 [00:02:15] 逮住了快件 [00:02:17] 宋头领去 [00:02:19] 有人把它架在车上 [00:02:21] 赶着车赶奔义军大营 [00:02:26] 哎呀 [00:02:27] 胡延硕闭着眼睛低着头吃 [00:02:29] 一语皆无 [00:02:32] 先说我就知道有这篇呢 [00:02:35] 我现在倒着霉呢 [00:02:37] 喝口凉水都塞牙呀 [00:02:40] 这回行了 [00:02:42] 我把宋江众人得罪到底儿啦 [00:02:46] 见了面儿 [00:02:47] 还有好的吗 [00:02:48] 就得把我分身碎骨 [00:02:51] 把我寡辣 [00:02:53] 但是他视死如归 [00:02:56] 也就豁出去了 [00:02:58] 时间不大 [00:02:59] 到了大营 [00:03:01] 人们把它架起来 [00:03:02] 推推拥拥到了中军宝帐 [00:03:06] 禀报及时雨宋江 [00:03:09] 宋江吩咐一声带上来 [00:03:13] 带着辣嫂问 [00:03:15] 你不楞个啥劲儿呢 [00:03:18] 哎 [00:03:19] 你到这儿了 [00:03:20] 你是阶下囚啊 [00:03:22] 推推拥拥进了打仗 [00:03:26] 呼延硕往上面一打 [00:03:28] 良好家伙 [00:03:30] 30几把金交椅还坐着一圈儿人 [00:03:36] 认识的也不在少数 [00:03:39] 韩涛 [00:03:40] 林振鹏 [00:03:41] 企都在做 [00:03:44] 再看宋江 [00:03:45] 是居中而坐 [00:03:47] 内大和尚鲁智深 [00:03:49] 青面兽杨志也在旁边就坐 [00:03:53] 胡延硕看了一眼 [00:03:55] 把眼一闭 [00:03:57] 一句话也不说 [00:03:59] 没想到宋江是推案而起 [00:04:04] 来到胡延硕近前 [00:04:06] 轻解起网了 [00:04:09] 有人早把椅子给搬过来了 [00:04:11] 宋江把胡彦硕摁到椅子上 [00:04:14] 让她坐下 [00:04:16] 倒退了三四步 [00:04:18] 是倒身便拜 [00:04:21] 胡言将军 [00:04:23] 你受精了 [00:04:25] 宋某不得不采取这个下策 [00:04:29] 将军 [00:04:30] 您吃苦了 [00:04:31] 在下培黎了 [00:04:35] 嗯 [00:04:37] 呼延硕就别浪啊 [00:04:40] 我以为我必死无疑啊 [00:04:43] 宋江这是干什么 [00:04:45] 还给我磕头 [00:04:47] 哎哟 [00:04:48] 我实在受不了了 [00:04:50] 赶紧伸双手相搀 [00:04:52] 宋头领 [00:04:53] 不必如此 [00:04:55] 有罪的是我呀 [00:04:57] 我是罪该万死 [00:05:01] 吴勇也过来了 [00:05:03] 大家二次叫胡延硕坐下 [00:05:07] 有人泡茶 [00:05:08] 有人打手 [00:05:09] 金版让胡彦硕进了镜面 [00:05:14] 宋江挨着他坐下 [00:05:16] 这才说 [00:05:17] 呼延将军 [00:05:19] 我们使了笤计策 [00:05:22] 把你演出青州府 [00:05:25] 为什么呢 [00:05:26] 太喜欢你了 [00:05:27] 太尊重你了 [00:05:29] 希望你上山入伙 [00:05:32] 儿将军呢 [00:05:33] 我们也不免强 [00:05:35] 如果你坚决不答应 [00:05:38] 马上就送你回城 [00:05:41] 你看怎么样 [00:05:43] 吴用也说话 [00:05:45] 呼延将军 [00:05:47] 我们那没这样对待过第二个人 [00:05:51] 你是头一个 [00:05:53] 不怕你不爱听 [00:05:55] 要想抓你在水泊梁山就把你抓住了 [00:06:01] 要想伤害你 [00:06:03] 还用我们亲自动手吗 [00:06:05] 这在座的有小李广神射手 [00:06:08] 花荣那件事百发百中 [00:06:12] 有几次他打算放箭 [00:06:15] 都被头领给制止了 [00:06:18] 什么原因 [00:06:19] 爱惜 [00:06:19] 你是顶天立地的英雄好汉啊 [00:06:24] 呼延将军 [00:06:25] 方才我家宋头领说了 [00:06:28] 欢迎你上梁山入伙 [00:06:31] 如果你实在不愿意 [00:06:33] 没关系 [00:06:34] 我们决不免强 [00:06:36] 现在就送你回青州 [00:06:39] 不过 [00:06:39] 咱把话说在前边儿 [00:06:41] 慕容知府能不能答应高球能不能原谅你 [00:06:49] 宋朝能不能容得下你 [00:06:52] 你自己心里头清楚 [00:06:54] 何去何从 [00:06:57] 你自己考虑这个 [00:07:04] 诸位 [00:07:06] 你们打算叫我跟你们一块儿背叛朝廷 [00:07:11] 我老胡艳佳子一辈 [00:07:13] 父一辈 [00:07:14] 都是大宋D 干国忠良啊 [00:07:18] 从我先祖呼延赞那开始 [00:07:21] 辈辈传下来 [00:07:23] 没背叛过朝廷 [00:07:25] 你说传到我这辈儿上了 [00:07:27] 我怎好违背祖宗地抑制我当贼呀 [00:07:34] 宋江一笑 [00:07:36] 呼延将军此言差异啊 [00:07:39] 我们没叫你背叛朝廷啊 [00:07:43] 我们也不是贼啊 [00:07:46] 贼什么呀 [00:07:48] 贼是损人利己 [00:07:50] 贼是不问青红皂白 [00:07:53] 骚扰老百姓 [00:07:55] 杀人越货 [00:07:56] 无恶不作 [00:07:57] 无所不为 [00:08:00] 我们水泊梁山是那样吗 [00:08:02] 你举个例子 [00:08:05] 随便杀过谁 [00:08:07] 没有吧 [00:08:08] 另外 [00:08:09] 我们占据水泊梁山 [00:08:11] 是逼上梁山 [00:08:13] 迫不得已啊 [00:08:16] 你挨个的问一问 [00:08:18] 谁都有一段被迫害的历史 [00:08:22] 谁都想做个鞍山的良民 [00:08:25] 但是没有办法呀 [00:08:28] 故此 [00:08:29] 江湖上盛传逼上梁山 [00:08:33] 我们都是好人呢 [00:08:35] 就即使你过来 [00:08:36] 你也不是贼 [00:08:38] 我们在一起替天行道 [00:08:41] 除暴安良 [00:08:43] 我掏心窝子跟胡颜将军说 [00:08:47] 我们就等着呢 [00:08:49] 皇上降旨 [00:08:51] 向我们招安 [00:08:54] 能同情我们 [00:08:55] 赦免我 [00:08:56] 等无罪 [00:08:57] 到那时 [00:08:58] 我宋江率领各位弟兄赶奔京城请罪 [00:09:04] 为国家出力报效 [00:09:06] 是万死不辞 [00:09:09] 这是发自我内心的话呀 [00:09:13] 呼延将军呢 [00:09:14] 你愿意吗 [00:09:16] 如果愿意 [00:09:17] 我们求之不得 [00:09:18] 不愿意 [00:09:20] 你就随便吧 [00:09:22] 总之 [00:09:23] 宋江啊吴用 [00:09:25] 大伙轮流相劝 [00:09:29] 胡延硕是明白人呢 [00:09:31] 心说我有什么了不起 [00:09:34] 哎 [00:09:35] 你看人家轮流劝我 [00:09:37] 拿我当盘菜呢 [00:09:39] 我别敬酒不吃吃罚酒 [00:09:42] 牵着不走 [00:09:42] 打着倒退 [00:09:44] 其实在做的 [00:09:46] 跟我拉平等的 [00:09:47] 超过我的大有人在 [00:09:51] 还得说宋江十人哪 [00:09:55] 也罢 [00:09:57] 想到这 [00:09:58] 胡言说站起来了 [00:09:59] 宋涛 [00:10:00] 零个位 [00:10:02] 胡延硕明白过来了 [00:10:04] 我愿意投靠梁山 [00:10:08] 一万亿入伙 [00:10:09] 宋头领请上 [00:10:11] 受我一拜 [00:10:13] 哇 [00:10:17] 众人是热烈鼓掌 [00:10:19] 宋江更高兴 [00:10:22] 伸双手把胡延硕掺起来 [00:10:26] 致了贺词 [00:10:28] 让胡延硕重新归族 [00:10:31] 那么坐下之后得谈正事儿啊 [00:10:33] 青州府没破呢 [00:10:35] 人还没救出来呢 [00:10:37] 让胡延硕给出个主意 [00:10:40] 胡延硕一响 [00:10:42] 我竟跟人家顶牛 [00:10:43] 干 [00:10:44] 我刚投降过来 [00:10:46] 不得立点功啊 [00:10:49] 寸功未立 [00:10:50] 寸草未度就到了 [00:10:52] 梁山也不吃香啊 [00:10:55] 想到这儿 [00:10:55] 胡言硕说 [00:10:57] 各位头领 [00:10:59] 青州城市兼顾沟壕甚深 [00:11:03] 要强攻的话 [00:11:05] 损兵折将 [00:11:07] 必须炸开城门哦 [00:11:11] 怎么个炸法 [00:11:13] 这样吧 [00:11:14] 天黑之后 [00:11:16] 我领着一部分弟兄就说打了败仗逃回去了 [00:11:21] 慕容知府必不怀疑 [00:11:24] 一定打开城门让我进城 [00:11:27] 我这一进程 [00:11:29] 义军弟兄跟着我不就进城了吗 [00:11:32] 到那时里应外合 [00:11:35] 大功可成 [00:11:37] 真上策也 [00:11:40] 宋江点头无用 [00:11:42] 同种人全都赞成 [00:11:45] 这就排摆酒宴给胡延硕压惊 [00:11:49] 胡言shuo 100首不起 [00:11:51] 我现在什么也吃不下去 [00:11:53] 我就盼着天黑赶快进城 [00:11:57] 又喝了点水 [00:11:58] 落了一会儿闲话 [00:12:00] 给胡延硕找了一批比较好的马 [00:12:04] 另外 [00:12:05] 找了应守的家 [00:12:06] 不是他的双边没带来 [00:12:10] 在十八般兵器当中 [00:12:12] 让他捡了两条边 [00:12:14] 这边分量轻点儿 [00:12:16] A 对付着使话吧 [00:12:19] 出城那时候啥样 [00:12:20] 现在还啥样 [00:12:22] 要不就引起人家的怀疑 [00:12:25] 他身边呢 [00:12:26] 带了十几个人 [00:12:27] 这十几个人都是了不起的英雄好汉 [00:12:31] 行者武松、武二郎、青面兽杨志、小李广花荣、霹雳火秦明等等 [00:12:40] 众人全都跟着 [00:12:42] 不过有一点咱得说清楚 [00:12:44] 他外表都得化化妆 [00:12:46] 穿着宋军的军装号坎 [00:12:50] 手里拿着破刀破枪 [00:12:53] 宋江在旁边一看 [00:12:54] 嗯 [00:12:55] 没有纰漏 [00:12:57] 尤其是黑天 [00:12:59] 好糊弄人 [00:13:00] 把可能发生的事情又分析了一遍 [00:13:04] 宋江准备大军进城 [00:13:07] 单说呼延硕带着十几个人儿 [00:13:11] 趁着黑夜来到北关 [00:13:15] 刚到关下城楼上有人就发现了 [00:13:20] 占着 [00:13:21] 再往前来 [00:13:22] 我们放监啦 [00:13:24] 你们是谁 [00:13:27] 众人有点儿紧张 [00:13:29] 胡延硕把马代住了 [00:13:31] 抬起头说 [00:13:33] 弟兄们没看清啊 [00:13:36] 胡延硕回来了 [00:13:39] 呃 [00:13:40] 啊 [00:13:41] 呼延将军 [00:13:42] 你回来了 [00:13:43] 回来了 [00:13:46] 嘿 [00:13:47] 你上哪儿去了 [00:13:48] 哎呀 [00:13:49] 一言难尽呐 [00:13:51] 我中了埋伏了 [00:13:54] 好悬没被人家抓住 [00:13:56] 我在山里头都圈子 [00:13:58] 结果中了绊马绳 [00:14:01] 把我给逮住了 [00:14:02] 幸好是这些弟兄把我给救啦 [00:14:06] 我们一起回城 [00:14:08] 快开城门吧 [00:14:10] 啊 [00:14:12] 呼延灼编了一套瞎话 [00:14:15] 守城的做不了主 [00:14:17] 飞报知府慕容魁 [00:14:21] 慕容魁正着急呢 [00:14:24] 极地那嘴撅的多高啊 [00:14:29] 就玩儿这劲儿 [00:14:30] 哎呀 [00:14:31] 度日如年 [00:14:32] 没想刚掌灯之后 [00:14:35] 有人禀报胡言硕回来了 [00:14:37] 他就一愣 [00:14:37] 啊 [00:14:38] 回来了 [00:14:39] 怎么样 [00:14:40] 我们也问了 [00:14:41] 他说叫人家抓了俘虏了 [00:14:44] 幸好遇上自家人 [00:14:46] 把他给救了 [00:14:47] 一共十几个人 [00:14:48] 已经到了北关城外了 [00:14:50] 着急要进城 [00:14:52] 别着急 [00:14:53] 别着急啊 [00:14:54] 带我问话 [00:14:57] 这慕容魁啊还真挺坚 [00:15:00] 亲自骑着马上了 [00:15:02] 成手扒着垛口往下看了一看 [00:15:06] 黑天看不清 [00:15:08] 他叫当差的把那灯笼挂在那个高杆上 [00:15:13] 把这个干从垛口数出去 [00:15:16] A 多少一点微弱的灯光 [00:15:20] 他揉揉眼睛往下看了半天 [00:15:22] 一看 [00:15:22] 是呼延硕 [00:15:24] 那些人儿看不太清 [00:15:26] 但是一瞅是宋俊 [00:15:29] 呼延将军 [00:15:30] 你回来了啊 [00:15:33] N 枪 [00:15:34] 我回来了 [00:15:36] 哎呀 [00:15:37] 我认为你回不来了呢 [00:15:39] 我就担心呐 [00:15:41] 回来就好 [00:15:42] 回来就好 [00:15:43] 稍后片刻 [00:15:45] 容我开成开成 [00:15:47] 快开开成 [00:15:49] 慕容魁从长城也下来了 [00:15:52] 这时候守城的军兵嚼起千斤闸板 [00:15:56] 放下吊桥 [00:15:57] 把城门开开了 [00:15:59] 再挨挨咣当咣当 [00:16:05] 胡延硕一看 [00:16:06] 行了把手 [00:16:08] 一招十几个人 [00:16:10] 十几匹快马 [00:16:11] 一窝风 [00:16:13] 就进了城了 [00:16:15] 慕容魁一看我说 [00:16:18] 他想要问 [00:16:19] 华刚说个我说 [00:16:23] 胡艳说就冲到他面前了 [00:16:25] 你先别说 [00:16:26] 你听我说吧 [00:16:28] 你给我下马吧 [00:16:30] 啪的一巴掌 [00:16:33] 把慕容魁从马上就周下来 [00:16:35] 然后把它拿绳给捆上 [00:16:39] 军兵都傻了 [00:16:40] 呃 [00:16:40] 这怎么回事儿 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