[00:00:00] YOLO - The Lonely Island (孤岛乐队)/Adam Levine (亚当·莱文)/Kendrick Lamar (肯德里克·拉马尔) [00:00:06] // [00:00:06] YOLO you only live once [00:00:09] 人的一生只有一次 [00:00:09] The battle cry of a generation [00:00:12] 这是新一代人的口号 [00:00:12] This life is a precious gift [00:00:15] 这一生是一份难能可贵的礼物 [00:00:15] So don't get too crazy [00:00:16] 所以别太疯狂了 [00:00:16] It's not worth the risk [00:00:18] 这样的风险不值得 [00:00:18] You know that we are still young [00:00:22] 你知道我们仍然年轻 [00:00:22] So don't be dumb [00:00:25] 所以别那么傻 [00:00:25] Don't trust anyone [00:00:28] 不要相信任何人 [00:00:28] Cause you only live once [00:00:30] 因为你只活一次 [00:00:30] Ugh you only live once [00:00:32] 人的一生只有一次 [00:00:32] That's the motto [00:00:33] 这是座右铭 [00:00:33] So take a chill pill [00:00:34] 所以快吃感冒药吧 [00:00:34] Ease off the throttle [00:00:36] 不要踩油门 [00:00:36] Never go to loud clubs [00:00:37] 别再去大声喧哗的娱乐场所了 [00:00:37] Cause it's bad for your ears [00:00:39] 因为这对你的耳朵不好 [00:00:39] Your friends will all be sorry [00:00:40] 你的朋友都会后悔的 [00:00:40] When they can't hear [00:00:41] 当他们听不见 [00:00:41] And stay the hell away from drugs [00:00:43] 远离** [00:00:43] Cause they're not legal [00:00:44] 因为这是违法的 [00:00:44] Then bury all your money in the backyard [00:00:47] 把所有的钱埋在后院 [00:00:47] Like a beagle [00:00:47] 像小猎犬般警觉 [00:00:47] Cause you should never trust a bank [00:00:49] 因为银行再也不可信了 [00:00:49] They've been known to fail [00:00:50] 他们总是被人打劫 [00:00:50] And never travel by car a bus [00:00:52] 别再打车，坐公交车 [00:00:52] Boat or by rail [00:00:53] 船或是火车 [00:00:53] And don't travel by plane [00:00:55] 当然飞机也不能坐了 [00:00:55] And don't travel at all [00:00:56] 最后就是再也别到处旅游了 [00:00:56] Built a bomb shelter basement [00:00:58] 建造一个防空洞 [00:00:58] With titanium walls [00:01:00] 有着铜墙铁壁 [00:01:00] And wear titanium suits [00:01:01] 最好待在防空洞里 [00:01:01] In case pianos fall on ya [00:01:03] 以防钢琴会从头而降 打破你的头 [00:01:03] And never go in saunas [00:01:04] 永远不要去桑拿房 [00:01:04] Cause they're crawlin' with piranhas [00:01:06] 因为那里爬满了食人鱼 [00:01:06] And never take the stairs [00:01:07] 再别走楼梯了 [00:01:07] Cause they're often unsafe [00:01:09] 因为这往往是不安全的 [00:01:09] You only live once [00:01:10] 人生只有一次 [00:01:10] Don't let it go to waste [00:01:13] 不要让它白白浪费 [00:01:13] You know that we are still young [00:01:16] 你知道我们仍然年轻 [00:01:16] So hold off on the fun [00:01:19] 那么一直这样开心下去 [00:01:19] Cook your meat 'til it's done [00:01:22] 肉一定要十分熟才能吃 [00:01:22] Cause you only live once [00:01:24] 因为你只活一次 [00:01:24] Yeah [00:01:25] 是的 [00:01:25] And here's another piece of advice [00:01:27] 这是另一个建议 [00:01:27] Stay away from kids [00:01:28] 远离孩子 [00:01:28] Cause their hair is filled with mad lice [00:01:30] 因为他们的头发充满了疯狂的虱子 [00:01:30] There's no such thing [00:01:31] 可是没有 [00:01:31] As too much Purell [00:01:33] 那么多的消毒液 [00:01:33] This a cautionary tale [00:01:34] 这是一个警示 [00:01:34] Word to George Orwell [00:01:35] 还有George Orwell所说的话 [00:01:35] So don't 1980 force [00:01:37] 不要把手 [00:01:37] Any plugs into sockets [00:01:39] 插进插座里 [00:01:39] Always wear a chastity belt [00:01:40] 总是穿贞操带 [00:01:40] And triple lock it [00:01:42] 锁三次 [00:01:42] Then hire a taster [00:01:43] 然后雇佣一个品酒师 [00:01:43] Make him check your food for poison 404

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