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这讲评了 [00:11:17] 才反应过来 [00:11:20] 哎呀 [00:11:20] 江兵 [00:11:22] 快来救我呀 [00:11:25] 我实在是受不了了 [00:11:30] 蒋平的一听 [00:11:31] 鼻子一酸 [00:11:32] 眼泪掉下来了 [00:11:35] 欧阳老剑客站在讲平地身后 [00:11:39] 气的脸上的肉蹦蹦直棒啊 [00:11:43] 可把老罗汉气坏了 [00:11:46] 记住郭长达呀郭长达 [00:11:49] 你是十呃儿不热呀 [00:11:52] 你们太歹毒了 [00:11:55] 老罗 [00:11:55] 海双全 [00:11:57] 银钻咬紧牙关 [00:12:00] 心说 [00:12:00] 一会儿我得喊DDA [00:12:04] 不把吧 [00:12:04] 王天生就会 [00:12:06] 我是决不罢休 [00:12:09] 与此同时 [00:12:12] 南侠展昭 [00:12:14] 小叶是爱 [00:12:16] 玉面专诸 [00:12:17] 白云生 [00:12:18] 双侠丁兆兰丁 [00:12:20] 兆慧南侠展雄飞 [00:12:23] 所有众人纷纷跳到台上 [00:12:28] 来到台上 [00:12:29] 呼啦车全归去 [00:12:31] 王家千岁 [00:12:32] 王驾千岁 [00:12:35] 霸王一看 [00:12:36] 不住地点头 [00:12:36] 呃 [00:12:38] 你们都在这儿啊 [00:12:40] 怎么这么热闹啊 [00:12:42] 他还不知道爸爸累的事儿 [00:12:45] 你看这怎么个意思 [00:12:47] 都蒙了都 [00:12:49] 讲评一讲 [00:12:50] 长话短说 [00:12:52] 王爷尽管放心 [00:12:55] 今儿个肯定接您回去 [00:12:58] 跟一家人见面了 [00:13:01] 你先忍耐一时吧 [00:13:03] 能骂 [00:13:05] 我可盼着这一天呢 [00:13:08] 刚说到这锅长达把大秀的水 [00:13:12] 行了行了也行 [00:13:14] 两瓶啊 [00:13:16] 我可够意思了啊 [00:13:18] 你们该说的话说的也不少了 [00:13:21] 这可是擂台 [00:13:22] 咱接着查dei 笔试 [00:13:24] 对不对吗 [00:13:26] 我还有个要求 [00:13:28] 你怎么那么啰嗦 [00:13:30] 还什么要求共产党 [00:13:33] 我可告诉你 [00:13:35] 这是八分类 [00:13:37] Na 8 王千岁 [00:13:38] 独斗输赢 [00:13:41] 你不准把霸王带回去 [00:13:44] 就把霸王放在台上 [00:13:47] 我们赢了 [00:13:48] 我们把吧刚领走 [00:13:50] 我们输了 [00:13:51] 我们走 [00:13:52] 不管了 [00:13:54] 杀瓜存留 [00:13:55] 任凭你字典 [00:13:56] 你敢不敢 [00:13:58] J [00:14:01] 蒋萍一看 [00:14:02] 郭长达太狡猾 [00:14:04] 投奔哭一声a 我大师 [00:14:07] 你是佛门弟子 [00:14:10] 您说我的要求过分吗 [00:14:13] 弥陀佛 [00:14:16] 嗯 [00:14:18] 长达呀 [00:14:20] 就答复讲评的要求吧 [00:14:23] 这也可以吗 [00:14:25] GE 的庙里放在台上也没什么区别 [00:14:30] 老师这了 [00:14:32] 就这么定了 [00:14:34] AA 弟子遵命 [00:14:38] 就这么的搬了把椅子搁到台旁边 [00:14:42] 不害事的地方 [00:14:45] 黑白二将一边儿一个手中提着鬼头刀 [00:14:49] 四个小老头儿 [00:14:50] 一边儿俩 [00:14:52] 互助吧王 [00:14:55] 名义上是户主 [00:14:56] 实质上在这看呀 [00:14:59] 怕把王跑了 [00:15:01] 或者怕旁人给就走 [00:15:06] 严密监视什么 [00:15:09] 奖品还行 [00:15:11] 四一抱拳 [00:15:13] 二位大师 [00:15:15] 耽误你们的好时光啦 [00:15:17] 哎 [00:15:17] 现在达到目的了 [00:15:19] 你们忙着各位啊 [00:15:22] 上上上上上上上上 [00:15:27] 老少英雄从台上跳下来 [00:15:31] 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[00:18:06] 我这条老命就算保不住了 [00:18:10] 霸王爷讲的这十分担心呢 [00:18:14] 所以瞪着眼睛 [00:18:16] 张着嘴 [00:18:18] 也注意看着 [00:18:20] 心里不住地祷告 [00:18:22] 盼望神所保佑 [00:18:25] 我能够化险为夷啊 [00:18:29] 阿姨他们不说 [00:18:31] 但是说老剑客欧阳普中 [00:18:36] 欧阳途中一看 [00:18:38] 就凭借掌法想胜卧佛 [00:18:41] 昆仑僧叱比登天 [00:18:45] 但是昆仑僧想上火也不容易 [00:18:49] 这得打到什么时候 [00:18:51] 没完没了地 [00:18:54] 他用眼角的余光一看 [00:18:56] 日头已经往西边转了一会儿 [00:18:58] 就黑天了 [00:19:01] 不行 [00:19:02] 利在速战 [00:19:03] 赶快解决 [00:19:06] 想到这儿 [00:19:07] 有了主意 [00:19:08] 虚晃一招 [00:19:09] 跳出圈外吗 [00:19:12] 昆仑僧助手 [00:19:16] 哎 [00:19:17] O 养老间隔 [00:19:19] 你什么意思 [00:19:22] 我说昆生啊 [00:19:24] 现在看得出 [00:19:26] 你我的武功基本平平 [00:19:31] 你说是不 [00:19:33] 嗯 [00:19:34] 差不多少 [00:19:36] 既然这样 [00:19:38] 咱俩一半十难分胜负 [00:19:42] 我打算便宜 [00:19:43] 咱俩人一对三长 [00:19:45] 快点解决 [00:19:47] 你敢应战吗 [00:19:49] 昆山一听 [00:19:50] 什么一对三等越好 [00:19:54] 也好啊 [00:19:56] 我的大力昆仑长 [00:19:58] 纵有千金 [00:20:00] 我怕你不成 [00:20:02] 要照这样再打下去 [00:20:04] 消耗体力 [00:20:05] 我实在是有点儿盯不住啊 [00:20:09] 因此坤生没打啵儿马上同意 [00:20:12] 请 [00:20:14] 怎么叫一对三掌 [00:20:18] 欧阳普忠说 [00:20:19] 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