[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 书接上文 [00:00:02] 咱们说了 [00:00:04] 老剑客万年古佛露了面 [00:00:10] 在这一套书当中 [00:00:12] 咱们只输过他几次 [00:00:15] 那还是白眉大侠 [00:00:17] 还不是龙虎风云会 [00:00:20] 为什么 [00:00:22] 这大和尚很少露面 [00:00:25] 出家人吗 [00:00:27] 不问世事 [00:00:30] 但这次没什么露面了 [00:00:32] 喂 [00:00:32] 宝贝徒弟 [00:00:33] 王源 [00:00:34] 前些时 [00:00:36] 他刚听说王源出了事儿 [00:00:39] 当师傅的能不着急吗 [00:00:43] 尤其王源的身世 [00:00:46] 跟一般人很不一样 [00:00:49] 咱们在白眉大侠当中曾经做过介绍 [00:00:53] 王源呢 [00:00:54] 是黑猩猩养的 [00:00:57] 哎呀 [00:00:58] 身世凄惨 [00:01:00] 因此 [00:01:01] 万年古佛动了恻隐之心 [00:01:04] 把它将养成人传授他全部D 5 E [00:01:08] 爱如珍宝 [00:01:10] 王源要出点儿事儿 [00:01:12] 老和尚得后悔一辈子 [00:01:14] 死不瞑目 [00:01:17] 所以千里迢迢赶到中原 [00:01:20] 好不容易来到连云山通天河 [00:01:25] 你看 [00:01:25] 这大和尚虽然不露面 [00:01:28] 名声可不小 [00:01:31] 练武的当中要提起万年古佛呢 [00:01:34] 无人不知 [00:01:35] 无人不晓 [00:01:38] 今天大和尚被逼的没招了 [00:01:41] 还得练手绝活 [00:01:44] 要不硅业不放人 [00:01:48] 因此和上提出来 [00:01:50] 我要喝点水 [00:01:53] 喝完水 [00:01:54] 我再练个D 君 [00:01:57] 就在厂的人都不明白什么决议 [00:02:02] 包括金灯剑客夏随良在内也疑惑不解 [00:02:08] 就这样让道士 [00:02:11] 到山间准备了三大桶水 [00:02:16] 那时候都是木桶啊 [00:02:18] 挑那大号儿的 [00:02:21] 这一桶水 [00:02:22] 少说也得有60 斤 [00:02:26] 这三桶水提到比武台上 [00:02:30] 夏学良一看 [00:02:31] 一切就绪啦 [00:02:32] 问万年古佛 [00:02:36] 圣桑还需要什么吗 [00:02:38] 不需要啦 [00:02:40] 这就够了 [00:02:43] 哎呀 [00:02:43] 多年不练 [00:02:45] 不定练好练不好 [00:02:47] 也许当众出丑 [00:02:51] 真要闹出笑话来 [00:02:54] 那人我也就不要啦啊 [00:02:58] 这就叫时也运也运也 [00:03:04] 说着 [00:03:05] 万联古佛迈大步噔噔噔上了比武台 [00:03:12] 咱们说了 [00:03:14] 几万人在这观看 [00:03:17] 男的女的 [00:03:18] 老的少的 [00:03:19] 什么样的人都有啊 [00:03:22] 人们注目往台上一看 [00:03:28] 全校了 [00:03:30] 笑什么 [00:03:32] 这万年古佛d GE 也太大点 [00:03:36] 平顶身高没有一丈二尺五也差不多少 [00:03:43] 高人一头乍人1 B [00:03:45] 是膀大腰圆 [00:03:47] 贴大脸蛋子都嘟噜着 [00:03:50] 三层下巴壳 [00:03:52] 脑袋是锃明刷亮肉乎乎的一个大肉球 [00:03:57] 但是五官端正 [00:04:00] 相貌慈祥 [00:04:02] 在看这个肚子 [00:04:04] 真出了浩 [00:04:06] 那肉都噔楞噔楞的 [00:04:08] 跟大粉坨差不多少 [00:04:11] 甭说旁的 [00:04:13] 就万年古佛这俩** [00:04:16] 比女人要大得多得多 [00:04:20] 一个没有时间也差不多 [00:04:24] 所以说老百姓没见过这个 [00:04:27] 这才像 [00:04:29] 哥哥 [00:04:29] 兄弟 [00:04:30] 你说这位有多少斤 [00:04:33] 毛炮也得有400不止 [00:04:37] 我看少说也得450 [00:04:41] 当然了 [00:04:42] 这大伙儿胡乱猜测 [00:04:46] 安姐这些人怎么议论暂且不提 [00:04:50] 金刚见和夏雪莲跟着也上了台子 [00:04:54] 这还不算正式的比武 [00:04:57] 这是前奏曲 [00:04:59] 为了要王源 [00:05:01] 所以人们一看呢 [00:05:03] 就等于上饭馆吃饭多加了一道菜 [00:05:06] 而且这道菜相当精彩 [00:05:10] 再说开封府的老少英雄 [00:05:13] 人们往台上注目观瞧 [00:05:16] 大部分人心里都有底 [00:05:19] 他知道万年古佛这个人 [00:05:21] 轻易不说话 [00:05:23] 说出话来就得算数 [00:05:26] 说绝活 [00:05:27] 那肯定是绝活 [00:05:29] 要一般人能做得到的 [00:05:31] 那就不叫绝艺 [00:05:34] 再说万年古佛 [00:05:36] 稳当当来到比武台上 [00:05:40] 你看 [00:05:41] 三桶水准备好了 [00:05:44] 醒了 [00:05:46] 京东大件 [00:05:49] 在我没练之前 [00:05:51] 咱有言在先 [00:05:54] 说话算数不 [00:05:58] 你什么意思哦 [00:06:00] 我问 [00:06:02] 我为什么要练D 决议呢 [00:06:05] 为我徒弟王源 [00:06:08] 刚才说这话意思很简单 [00:06:11] 我练完了 [00:06:13] 果然成绝活儿 [00:06:15] 能不能即刻放人呢 [00:06:18] 当然 [00:06:20] 圣僧 [00:06:21] 这个你只管放弃 [00:06:23] 我当着天下这么多人说话 [00:06:26] Yan 有实性之义 [00:06:28] 但是有个条件得承认 [00:06:30] 的确的决议谁也不会念 [00:06:33] 包括我在内 [00:06:35] 我先数个对数 [00:06:37] 我要能连上 [00:06:39] 对不起 [00:06:40] 这个事情还有改变 [00:06:42] 好 [00:06:44] 太好了 [00:06:45] 我要的就是这句话 [00:06:48] 现在我要当众献丑啦 [00:06:54] 再说大和尚 [00:06:56] 把Y 1 闪掉了 [00:06:58] 把带子松开了 [00:07:00] 里边一身短松D [00:07:03] 在台上转了那么三圈运气 [00:07:07] 然后一伸手提起一桶水 [00:07:11] 这叫嘴对嘴长流水 [00:07:16] 这桶啊 [00:07:18] 就对着嘴下边 [00:07:20] 你知道这点 [00:07:22] 嗯 [00:07:24] 等等等等等等等等等 [00:07:27] 噔噔咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔 [00:07:32] 他就喝开 [00:07:34] 一桶水啊 [00:07:36] 人们瞪眼看着 [00:07:38] 时间不大 [00:07:41] 就叫万年古佛 [00:07:43] 把这桶第三个底儿朝天 [00:07:46] 让大伙儿看清楚和谐啦 [00:07:52] 底下是掌声雷动 [00:07:56] 人能喝这么多水 [00:07:58] 这真新鲜 [00:07:59] 他往哪儿装啊 [00:08:01] 哦 [00:08:01] 对了 [00:08:02] 他肚子大 [00:08:04] 肯定的 [00:08:05] 味也大 [00:08:06] 所以才喝这么多的水 [00:08:09] 万年古佛把嘴擦了擦 [00:08:12] 哎呀 [00:08:13] 着急赶路 [00:08:15] 一口水都没喝 [00:08:17] 还真有点儿渴 [00:08:20] He j 1 桶水 [00:08:22] 没觉出解渴 [00:08:24] 再来一桶啊 [00:08:27] 说着 [00:08:27] 把第二种拎起来了 [00:08:30] 依然是嘴对嘴吨吨吨吨吨吨吨 [00:08:38] 嗯 [00:08:39] 又喝几天 [00:08:42] 夏随良心说 [00:08:44] 起步 [00:08:46] 这个得个头大小个儿的人受人办不到 [00:08:52] 啊 [00:08:52] 他练什么绝活呢 [00:08:55] 瞪眼在这看着 [00:08:56] 一句话也没说 [00:08:59] 书说简短 [00:09:00] 三桶水都是如是和谐 [00:09:04] 等喝完了 [00:09:04] 大伙儿一看 [00:09:06] 肚子也没显着大 [00:09:09] 听说这三桶水装哪去了 [00:09:13] 掉到了缸里 [00:09:14] 过一宿干了啊 [00:09:16] 嗨 [00:09:16] 真邪门 [00:09:18] 搬出万年古佛 [00:09:20] 喝完了 [00:09:22] 把嘴角的水擦了一擦 [00:09:25] 阿金灯 [00:09:26] 大剑 [00:09:28] 我开始练结业啦 [00:09:31] 也许不是什么决议 [00:09:33] 请 [00:09:35] 大家一看到节骨眼上 [00:09:37] 注目看之 [00:09:39] 就钓半天骨折 [00:09:41] 在台上又转了三圈 [00:09:44] 翻眼 [00:09:46] 往四外看着 [00:09:48] 他寻摸什么呢 [00:09:50] 踅摸目标呢 [00:09:53] 可以看的比舞台的犄角 [00:09:56] 挂着灯笼都是大红绸子的 [00:10:00] 宫灯挂的那么一溜啊 [00:10:03] 数了数十八盏 [00:10:06] 这个高度呢 [00:10:08] 离着台 [00:10:10] 不是最底下离着台面 [00:10:13] 起码说在两杠二尺左右 [00:10:17] 犄角儿的就更远一些 [00:10:21] 万年古佛说 [00:10:23] 金曾大姐看着呢 [00:10:26] 我喝了一肚子水 [00:10:28] 我还要把它倒出来 [00:10:30] 怎么个倒法呢 [00:10:32] 我利用这股水把这18 盏灯击落 [00:10:38] 你说是不是决议啊 [00:10:40] Go 不 [00:10:40] Go 决议呢 [00:10:42] 什么 [00:10:44] 你应该把这水吐出来 [00:10:46] 把18 盏灯接入对 [00:10:50] 击不中也不觉觉一 [00:10:54] 这就是功夫当中的水溅 [00:10:59] 大哥 [00:10:59] 你听说过吧 [00:11:02] 金灯剑客一愣是啊 [00:11:06] 我的确听说过 [00:11:08] 我约不了 [00:11:10] 当年我老师武圣于和曾经跟我讲过 [00:11:14] 我还从来没听说有个人会这种功能 [00:11:18] 这玩意儿的确叫水电 [00:11:21] 哎呀 [00:11:21] 今儿个睁开了眼了 [00:11:24] 金灯大剑点了点头 [00:11:27] 圣僧那希望你当场谢意 [00:11:31] 我可真D 开开眼 [00:11:33] 一饱眼福 [00:11:35] 好累 [00:11:37] 现在咱们闲话少 [00:11:38] 说说练就练呢 [00:11:41] 诶 [00:11:42] 在看了骑马蹲裆式8万的一仗 [00:11:46] 开始运用原理 [00:11:50] J 功夫用的哪在哪 [00:11:53] 这口气教她怎么使怎么使 [00:11:56] 气发于丹田 [00:11:58] 往上一提七 [00:12:01] 肚子医生把嘴一粘 [00:12:04] 啊 [00:12:06] 就见了从嘴里喷出一道白线 [00:12:11] 一股水见式直奔红灯 [00:12:15] 赶上了高压水枪啪啪啪 [00:12:28] 18 盏大红灯 [00:12:30] 认生击落 [00:12:33] 全场的人看着亲戚 [00:12:36] 哪见过这个啊 [00:12:39] 哦 [00:12:39] 这水还能吐出来 [00:12:41] 是这么个吐法 [00:12:44] 而且那水出来是圆筒形的 [00:12:47] 好想办法 [00:12:50] 把这个准劲儿就甭提了 [00:12:53] 红灯干的落地 [00:12:55] 掌声雷动 [00:12:59] 好啊好啊 [00:13:06] 联金灯大剑 [00:13:07] 下雪量都发傻 [00:13:11] 啊 [00:13:12] 哎哟 [00:13:14] 看来这万年古佛名不虚传啊 [00:13:18] 这位海外太的圣僧的确有两下子 [00:13:24] 万年古佛气 [00:13:26] 不长图面不更色 [00:13:29] 爬着爬着胸脯 [00:13:33] 累死我啦 [00:13:34] 老也不练 [00:13:36] 我佛慈悲 [00:13:39] 保佑我成功啊 [00:13:41] 说着把长大的衣服又穿上了 [00:13:44] 转回身问下水凉 [00:13:47] 老剑客 [00:13:48] 您看怎么样 [00:13:50] 我就会这点能耐够不够决1 go [00:13:56] Go [00:13:57] 太逗了 [00:13:59] 我要说不够稳心 [00:14:03] 让天下的人说一说中国呀 [00:14:07] 上层练得够不够决议 [00:14:10] 我问一问 [00:14:11] 你们哪位会练 [00:14:14] 甚至比他练得还好流泪啊 [00:14:18] 没有 [00:14:20] 这的确是决议 [00:14:23] 我们福气啦 [00:14:28] 五宗 [00:14:28] 13 派 [00:14:29] 81 门的门人 [00:14:31] 成林的侠剑客 [00:14:32] 异口同饮 [00:14:35] 今当大件一笑 [00:14:37] 胜算我说话算数 [00:14:40] 你在这儿等着 [00:14:41] 我马上就放人 [00:14:43] 让你们师徒团聚 [00:14:47] 说着话 [00:14:47] 一转身 [00:14:49] 官人哪 [00:14:51] 通天上人一起先ku 量过来 [00:14:55] 老间隔有何吩咐 [00:14:58] 去 [00:14:58] 马上领人到万仙洞 [00:15:01] 把老剑客王源是发请到这里来 [00:15:07] 终止 [00:15:09] 说 [00:15:09] 这怎么叫遵旨啊 [00:15:12] 新增大件下水 [00:15:13] 凉了不的代表武胜 [00:15:15] 鱼和鱼和说话叫法尺 [00:15:19] 跟圣旨还有区别 [00:15:22] 所以他代替武圣 [00:15:25] 他说出话就是只 [00:15:29] 一汽监控亮带了几个人 [00:15:31] 转身刚要走 [00:15:33] 仿佛按跳起来 [00:15:37] 留不留不 [00:15:39] 说着 [00:15:39] 他上了台 [00:15:41] 金灯大剑看了看他方言 [00:15:45] 你有何话说 [00:15:46] 哎 [00:15:47] 老健康啊 [00:15:48] 咱这么慢 [00:15:50] 光你派人去请人啊 [00:15:52] 我有点儿不放心 [00:15:55] 我可不是监视啊 [00:15:57] 因为王源王老剑客呢 [00:15:59] 也是我们的朋友 [00:16:02] 因此说呢 [00:16:03] 我们也得去迎接迎接 [00:16:06] 大概这个要求不过分哦 [00:16:11] 不过分 [00:16:13] 那你们都谁去啊 [00:16:15] 那我当然得跟着了 [00:16:17] 我说 [00:16:18] 圣僧啊 [00:16:19] 你还去吗 [00:16:21] 弥陀佛老哪不去 [00:16:25] 我就在这儿等着就可以了 [00:16:28] 好累 [00:16:29] 您把这活儿交给B 组 [00:16:33] 我干嘛啦 [00:16:35] 您那是不是得跟着 [00:16:37] 嗯 [00:16:37] 那是自然 [00:16:39] 因为张淑安知道 [00:16:41] 徐良跟王源的关系超出一般 [00:16:45] 徐良为这件事恼火大 [00:16:49] 英杰王源能不跟着吗 [00:16:52] 方山的一提 [00:16:54] 徐良马上答应了 [00:16:56] 我跟着 [00:16:58] 还有一个人站起来 [00:17:00] 谁呀 [00:17:01] 就是自称天帝派的二当家的吴英杰 [00:17:07] 吴英杰这人好动 [00:17:09] 不好静 [00:17:10] 哪有热闹上哪去 [00:17:13] 吴英杰想开开眼 [00:17:15] 瞅瞅one 先动是怎么回事儿 [00:17:18] 他早就听说王源这个人挺了不起 [00:17:20] 今天也想开开眼 [00:17:22] 他是自告奋 [00:17:24] 那也算一个 [00:17:26] 金刚见客点了点头 [00:17:28] 行行行 [00:17:29] 欢迎谁去都可以 [00:17:33] 其实接人群去那么多人有什么用啊 [00:17:37] 有三位代表足矣 [00:17:40] 一气先苦呀 [00:17:42] 一转身 [00:17:44] 带了几个人 [00:17:45] 这几个人谁啊 [00:17:47] 卧佛 [00:17:48] 昆仑僧 [00:17:50] 家长 [00:17:50] 天绝僧 [00:17:52] B 角僧人 [00:17:53] 倔僧 [00:17:54] 还有龙绝僧 [00:17:56] 五个大合同陪着 [00:17:58] 一个老大领五个和尚 [00:18:01] 还有几个小道士 [00:18:04] 离开后 [00:18:05] 珊奔前边儿 [00:18:07] 敢问万千路 [00:18:10] 这一路上走着 [00:18:12] 房书安就刷屏啊 [00:18:16] 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