[00:00:00] Some deejays some deejays [00:00:02] Some deejays are even [00:00:05] But here's a little somethin 'bout my deejay [00:00:08] (The magnificient) Jazzy Jeff [00:00:09] So bust this beat [00:00:19] Yo Jazzy [00:00:29] Well it's true that I'm the reigning king of the throne [00:00:32] But with all my strength I couldn't do it alone [00:00:34] I need a deejay like (Jazzy) to back me up [00:00:37] So when I'm rockin on the mic he's on the crossfade cut [00:00:39] Scratchin and mixin mixin and scratchin [00:00:42] Second after second it's the record he's catchin [00:00:44] His hands are so fast that it's a medical riddle [00:00:47] With the turntable split and the mixer in the middle [00:00:49] Back and forth his hands fly [00:00:51] With the speed of a cheetah that'll puzzle your eye [00:00:54] Record after record he has no mercy [00:00:56] Cuts left cuts right then he cuts vice versa [00:00:59] I'm not exaggerating I said it and I meant it [00:01:02] I resent it if you say that his cuts are precedented [00:01:04] He's a lean mea n wreckin machine [00:01:06] He gets respected like a king when he's on the scene [00:01:08] So bust a move cause you know he's def [00:01:11] He's my deejay (the magnificient) Jazzy Jeff [00:01:33] People often ask me everytime I emcee [00:01:35] Why do I brag so much about my disc jockey [00:01:38] Well the reason that I brag and I boast the most [00:01:40] Is cause my deejay is the most from coast to coast [00:01:43] (The magnificient) Jazzy Jeff wack destroyer [00:01:45] Cuttin up records like a samurai warrior [00:01:48] If you deejays don't know who I'm talkin to [00:01:50] (I'm talkin to you) so (come on) [00:01:53] Cause in a battle you cannot win [00:01:55] Cause my deejay will (tear yo butt limb from limb ) [00:01:58] He's like a runaway tank a hip-hop rebel [00:02:00] And if you wanna battle you best bring a shovel [00:02:02] My man so you can dig your grave [00:02:04] Cause there's no way that you could ever be saved [00:02:07] Because (the deejay cuts the record) to create the sound [00:02:10] (The deejay cuts the record) he's the best around [00:02:12] (The deejay cuts the record) you know he's down [00:02:14] His name is Jazzy Jeff a/k/a Jeff Townes [00:02:17] Commandin the cut he's always on track [00:02:19] He's DJ Jazzy Jeff and he's a cut maniac [00:02:22] So for your personal safety you should be told [00:02:24] That my DJ Jazzy Jeff is (out of control) [00:02:27] (Oh my God) [00:02:28] (Out of control) [00:02:29] (My goodness) [00:02:47] Alright Jazzy [00:02:48] We gon' do somethin a little different right now [00:02:50] This is what I want you to do for me [00:02:52] I want you to tell all these people your name [00:02:53] Jazzy tell em your name [00:02:55] (He's Jazzy) [00:02:58] (His name is Jeff) [00:03:07] Yo Jazzy I want you to tell all these people [00:03:09] How many of those deejays out there can get with you [00:03:12] (None) [00:03:12] (None of them) [00:03:14] How many [00:03:15] (None of them) [00:03:16] Tell the truth [00:03:17] (None) [00:03:18] (None of them) [00:03:19] (None of them) [00:03:20] Now make the record burp [00:03:25] Say excuse me [00:03:29] Now make it sound like a bird [00:03:34] Now make it chirp [00:03:46] Now here's a story that should not be forgot [00:03:48] About the day my deejay turned into an autobot [00:03:50] He got struck by lightning in an electrical storm [00:03:52] He got on the wheels of steel and began to transform [00:03:55] [Jazzy Jeff transforms [00:04:06] His name is Jeff and he's as swift as a swiff [00:04:08] The type of guy that other deejays don't want to have to reckon with [00:04:09] He's by my side as I rock the mic [00:04:12] All of his vigorous cuts are sure to excite you [00:04:15] They'll delight you you know that that's right if you [00:04:17] Were a stick of dynamite his cuts would ignite you [00:04:20] The deejay on the weels can't be matched