[00:00:00] The Humpty Dance (LP Version) - Digital Underground [00:00:11] All right stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin [00:00:13] The image and the style that ya used to [00:00:15] I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see [00:00:18] So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:00:20] Now gather round I'm the new fool in town [00:00:22] And my sound's laid down by the Underground [00:00:25] I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:00:27] So just let me introduce myself [00:00:29] My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty [00:00:32] Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee [00:00:35] And all the rappers in the top ten [00:00:36] Please allow me to bump thee [00:00:38] I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty [00:00:41] You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:00:43] I like to rhyme I like my beats funky [00:00:46] I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:00:48] I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack [00:00:51] But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:00:53] I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:00:55] Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish [00:00:57] Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny [00:01:00] It never stopped me from gettin' busy [00:01:02] I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom [00:01:04] I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom [00:01:07] I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee [00:01:09] They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [00:01:11] I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants [00:01:13] And I even got my own dance [00:01:15] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [00:01:19] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [00:01:25] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [00:01:30] Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump [00:01:35] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [00:01:38] People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'" [00:01:41] That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' [00:01:44] Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me [00:01:47] But ya can't get near me [00:01:48] I give 'em more see and on the floor B [00:01:51] All the girls they adore me [00:01:52] Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere [00:01:55] 'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear [00:01:57] My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed [00:02:00] Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid [00:02:02] I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge [00:02:04] Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large [00:02:06] I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid [00:02:09] I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid [00:02:11] I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it [00:02:14] I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits [00:02:16] Also told ya that I like to bite [00:02:18] Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write [00:02:21] All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance [00:02:23] And now I'm gonna do my dance [00:02:25] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [00:02:29] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [00:02:34] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [00:02:39] Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump [00:02:45] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [00:02:50] Oh yeah that's the break y'all [00:02:52] Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [00:02:58] Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [00:03:02] Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [00:03:04] It's real easy to do check it out [00:03:07] First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [00:03:09] Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' [00:03:12] Crazy wack funky [00:03:14] People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty [00:03:17] That's all right 'cause my body's in motion [00:03:19] It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [00:03:21] Anyone can play this game