[00:00:00] Online - Brad Paisley [00:00:22] // [00:00:22] I work down at the Pizza Pit [00:00:25] 我在比萨店里上班 [00:00:25] And I drive an old Hyundai [00:00:29] 我开着破旧老现代 [00:00:29] I still live with my mom and dad [00:00:32] 我仍然和爸爸妈妈住在一起 [00:00:32] I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight [00:00:35] 我高5英尺3 而且超重 [00:00:35] I'm a sci-fi fanatic a mild asthmatic [00:00:40] 我是个科幻迷，轻度哮喘 [00:00:40] And I've never been to second base [00:00:43] 从没有当过二垒 [00:00:43] But there's a whole nother me [00:00:45] 但现在这是一个完全不同的我 [00:00:45] That you need to see go check out MySpace [00:00:50] 你们需要看一看我的空间 [00:00:50] 'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood [00:00:54] 上网去看看我住在好莱坞 [00:00:54] I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good [00:00:57] 我高6英尺5了，看起来很不错 [00:00:57] I drive a Maserati I'm a black-belt in karate [00:01:00] 我开着玛莎拉蒂, 我还是空手道黑带 [00:01:00] And I love a good glass of wine [00:01:04] 我喜欢喝一杯红酒 [00:01:04] It turns girls on that I'm mysterious [00:01:08] 女孩们觉得我很神秘 [00:01:08] I tell them I don't want nothing serious [00:01:12] 我告诉她们我不想认认真真 [00:01:12] 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way [00:01:16] 因为即使在缓慢的一天我也有三条道路要走 [00:01:16] Chat with two women at one time [00:01:19] 同时与两个女人网上聊天 [00:01:19] I'm so much cooler online [00:01:22] 我就这么酷酷地在线 [00:01:22] So much cooler online [00:01:26] 这么酷酷地在线 [00:01:26] When I get home I kiss my mom [00:01:29] 我回家亲吻了妈妈 [00:01:29] And she fixes me a snack [00:01:33] 她给我做了小吃 [00:01:33] And I head down to my basement bedroom [00:01:37] 我回到我地下室的卧室里 [00:01:37] And fire up my Mac [00:01:41] 开启了我的真实生活 [00:01:41] In real life the only time [00:01:43] 我唯一一次 [00:01:43] I've ever even been to L A [00:01:47] 到过洛杉矶 [00:01:47] Is when I got the chance with the marching band [00:01:51] 当我得到机会与军乐队跳舞 [00:01:51] To play tuba in the Rose Parade [00:01:57] 在玫瑰游行中演奏大号 [00:01:57] But online I live in Malibu [00:01:58] 但在网上我住在马利布 [00:01:58] I posed for Calvin Klein I've been in GQ [00:02:02] 我给卡尔文·克莱恩摆好姿势 我曾经在GQ杂志上 [00:02:02] I'm single and I'm rich [00:02:04] 我是单身王老五 [00:02:04] And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind [00:02:09] 我可以让你们感到兴奋 [00:02:09] It turns girls on that I'm mysterious [00:02:13] 让女孩觉得我很神秘 [00:02:13] I tell them I don't want nothing serious [00:02:16] 我告诉她们我不想认认真真 [00:02:16] 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way [00:02:20] 因为即使在缓慢的一天我也有三条道路要走 [00:02:20] Chat with two women at one time [00:02:23] 同时与两个女人网上聊天 [00:02:23] I'm so much cooler online [00:02:27] 我就这么酷酷地在线 [00:02:27] Yeah I'm cooler online [00:02:30] 是的 我在网上比较酷 [00:02:30] When you got my kind of stats [00:02:33] 当你拿到我的行程 [00:02:33] It's hard to get a date let alone a real girlfriend [00:02:38] 却很难预约日期, 更何况一个真实的女朋友呢 [00:02:38] But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight [00:02:42] 但我长出了另一只脚 [00:02:42] Every time I login [00:03:00] 每次我登陆时体重也会减少 [00:03:00] Online I'm out in Hollywood [00:03:03] 网络上显示我不在好莱坞了 [00:03:03] I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good [00:03:07] 我高6英尺5，看起来很不错 [00:03:07] Even on a slow day I can have a three way [00:03:11] 因为即使在缓慢的一天我也有三条道路要走 [00:03:11] Chat with two women at one time [00:03:13] 同时与两个女人网上聊天 [00:03:13] I'm so much cooler online [00:03:18] 我就这么酷酷地在线 404

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