[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 薛仁贵被困白虎阵 [00:00:04] 程咬金领着残兵败将回到联营 [00:00:10] 见着皇上李世民哭诉前清皇上一听当时傻在哪儿 [00:00:20] 能有三分钟没喘过这口气 [00:00:24] 唐王李世民是紧锁双眉老爱情 [00:00:29] 如之奈何如之奈何 [00:00:32] 这 [00:00:32] 这 [00:00:33] 这 [00:00:33] 这怎么办 [00:00:36] 没想到白虎观的战士这么不顺手啊 [00:00:40] 大帅被困白虎阵死活不知现在是活着呢 [00:00:47] 是为国捐躯了 [00:00:48] 不知道 [00:00:50] 一点信息都没有 [00:00:53] 他领进镇区呢 [00:00:54] 1 万多人也没回来 [00:00:57] 肯定是凶多吉少了 [00:01:01] 这什么人能进白虎阵探明情况老爱情给我出个主意 [00:01:08] 这 [00:01:08] 这这 [00:01:09] 这怎么办 [00:01:10] 徐君是回京了 [00:01:13] 太子李治有病得了一种怪病 [00:01:17] 所以徐君是不在现在唐王手下第一大谋士就是程咬金了 [00:01:24] 老城晃着大懒脑壳对对对 [00:01:30] 哎哎 [00:01:33] 陛下我出个馊主意 [00:01:36] 老人家请讲 [00:01:39] 怎么办 [00:01:40] 能不能你将一道旨意 [00:01:43] 劳军营把内薛丁山暂时放出来 [00:01:48] 让他戴罪立功啊 [00:01:51] 我看现在手下没人呢 [00:01:53] 非薛丁山不可 [00:01:57] 他要打了胜仗赦免他的罪名 [00:02:01] 打了败仗 [00:02:02] 杀他二罪归一 [00:02:05] 不知我主意下如何 [00:02:08] 呃 [00:02:10] 好好啊 [00:02:13] 咱们君臣想到一块儿了 [00:02:15] 我也有此意 [00:02:17] 既然如此老爱请你辛苦一趟 [00:02:20] 把薛丁山换进豫章 [00:02:23] 哎哎 [00:02:23] 妥了 [00:02:23] 交给我吧 [00:02:25] 曹亚军 [00:02:26] 拿着纸e 骑着马带着亲兵卫队直接赶奔劳军营 [00:02:33] 这老头儿 [00:02:33] 你说精神有多足 [00:02:35] 昨晚上一晚上没睡觉 [00:02:37] 眼睛都没眨 [00:02:39] 到了现在连轴转 [00:02:42] 精神可嘉 [00:02:44] 这就是精神头儿合伙儿住着的老头儿一直到老军营 [00:02:51] 现在Ying Guan 不是姓李的 [00:02:54] 改成一个姓王的王警官 [00:02:56] 外号王胖子 [00:02:58] 一听说鲁国公来了 [00:03:01] 赶紧出外头迎接 [00:03:04] 把老城从马上搀扶下来 [00:03:07] 老城拍着大肚子喘了半天气 [00:03:10] 进了账之后 [00:03:12] 庭审做好 [00:03:14] 我奉职而来 [00:03:18] 那个薛丁山现在怎么样 [00:03:21] A [00:03:22] 哎呀 [00:03:22] 要说二路元帅 [00:03:24] 还这是什么二路元帅的百嘛 [00:03:26] 不是贬为庶民了啊 [00:03:29] 是我说错了 [00:03:30] 因为薛丁山表现还真不错 [00:03:33] 吃大苦耐大 [00:03:35] 劳什么活儿用它干什么呢 [00:03:38] 毫无怨言 [00:03:40] 的确挺好 [00:03:42] 行行行行行 [00:03:44] 别给他说拜年的话了 [00:03:46] 马上把他叫到我这儿来 [00:03:48] 我有事儿 [00:03:48] 哎哎 [00:03:49] 试试 [00:03:50] 敢不听吗 [00:03:52] 找薛鼎山去了 [00:03:54] 你说薛丁山长了个受罪的脑袋 [00:03:59] 腰里系着个大背裙呢 [00:04:02] 脸油脂麻花儿的正好儿给人家挑水熬猪食 [00:04:08] 在那喂猪呢 [00:04:10] 你就干这活儿呢 [00:04:12] 王胖子来了 [00:04:14] A [00:04:15] 耳朵摔鲁国公来看 [00:04:18] 你来了 [00:04:19] 看这意思 [00:04:19] 有重要的事情 [00:04:21] 把手里的活儿放下 [00:04:22] 跟我去一趟 [00:04:24] 薛丁山新一番歌很不是滋味 [00:04:28] 这么长时间没见过亲人了 [00:04:31] 你说他能不想吗 [00:04:33] 他也是个人呐 [00:04:35] 他回忆 [00:04:36] 第一次被打入牢军营的时候还行 [00:04:39] 半丝半关 [00:04:41] 有时候程咬金还来看看他爷俩唠几句磕 [00:04:46] 什么秦汉窦一虎啊啊 [00:04:49] 周青学前途啊 [00:04:51] 罗张琴英啊 [00:04:52] 偷偷摸摸给她送点吃喝 [00:04:56] 那个心里感觉到挺温暖 [00:04:59] 第二次打入牢军营 [00:05:01] 一个人都没 [00:05:03] 可见犯了众怒了 [00:05:05] 都恨他 [00:05:06] 谁也不想看他 [00:05:08] 哎呀 [00:05:09] 薛丁山呢 [00:05:10] 心呢 [00:05:10] 都空了都 [00:05:13] 新说事情是在我身上引发的 [00:05:16] 时也命也晕呢 [00:05:19] 我认了一新干活儿 [00:05:22] 哎 [00:05:22] 没想到程咬金来了 [00:05:24] 薛丁山赶紧把身边的活儿放下 [00:05:27] 把围裙解了 [00:05:29] 拿盆取点儿 [00:05:30] 经水把脸擦了擦手洗了洗 [00:05:34] 换了套新衣服 [00:05:36] 跟着王胖子进了大营 [00:05:39] 你看看不是程咬金吗 [00:05:42] 薛鼎山心里热乎乎的一番歌 [00:05:45] 眼泪好像没掉下来 [00:05:47] 双膝跪倒爷爷 [00:05:50] 是您哪啊 [00:05:53] 不是我是谁呀 [00:05:56] 我薛丁山来来来 [00:05:58] 你请别逼我矮半截 [00:06:01] 我先看看你a 薛丁山站起来来到老城近前 [00:06:08] 双手下垂 [00:06:09] 规规矩矩往那儿一站 [00:06:12] 程咬金 [00:06:13] 哈西要仔细给他相相面行 [00:06:16] 没心没肺哼 [00:06:19] 哎呀 [00:06:19] 我看又黑又胖啊 [00:06:22] 比过去还长膘了 [00:06:24] 还老人家 [00:06:25] 您别挖苦我了 [00:06:27] 我干这苦力活儿我吃的就多 [00:06:30] 可是啊 [00:06:31] 没心没肺吗 [00:06:33] 薛丁山知道我干什么来吗 [00:06:36] 不知道告诉你 [00:06:39] 给你道喜来了薛丁山脸一红 [00:06:43] 老人家您怎么挖苦我愁有千万喜从何来黑*市二 [00:06:51] 我跟你说啊 [00:06:53] 你不了解前敌D 情况 [00:06:56] 现在你爹跟丑鬼杨帆打赌击掌破他的白虎大震 [00:07:04] 哎就离这儿不远 [00:07:05] 有价白虎山镇就摆到山里边儿 [00:07:09] 我告诉你喜事儿是什么呢 [00:07:11] 你爹昨晚上领兵带队去破阵 [00:07:15] 你晚上没回来 [00:07:17] 凶多吉少啊 [00:07:20] 不是我嘴臭啊 [00:07:21] 恐怕你爹死在镇里头了 [00:07:24] 这不是喜事吗 [00:07:26] 你老子死了 [00:07:28] 往后可没人管你了 [00:07:30] 天是王大 [00:07:31] 你是王2 Le a 管家没了你能不高兴啊 [00:07:38] 秒人家此事当真 [00:07:42] 这我胡子都白了 [00:07:44] 我能骗你吗 [00:07:45] 这什么事儿 [00:07:47] 我还跟你开玩笑 [00:07:49] 爹爹喊爹爹在看雪 [00:07:54] 顶上抱头大哭一手锤鼻咣咣跺脚 [00:08:00] 拿脑袋撞柱子 [00:08:02] 声泪俱下 [00:08:05] 两旁的人跟木雕呢 [00:08:07] 树一样 [00:08:08] 谁也不勒他 [00:08:09] 程咬金就坐着盯着她 [00:08:13] 在看了薛丁山哭了 [00:08:15] 没有十几分钟啊 [00:08:16] 眼睛都哭肿了 [00:08:19] 爷我爹这怎么办 [00:08:21] 诶 [00:08:25] 我说你活着不孝死了 [00:08:27] 瞎叫你爹还不见得死 [00:08:30] 哎 [00:08:31] 我说真的假的 [00:08:33] 你这么孝顺不能吧 [00:08:36] 你要这么疼你爹这么孝顺你爹你能气你爹妈把你爹气的大口吐血 [00:08:45] 死去活来啊 [00:08:48] 现在你才想起来好来决定啥 [00:08:52] 你此时此刻打算怎么办 [00:08:58] 如果天子开篇N 能把我暂时射出劳均应我以戴罪之身 [00:09:08] 赶奔白虎山去救我 [00:09:11] 爹特特别大真不过皇上是不是能答应 [00:09:19] 嗯 [00:09:20] 行了行了 [00:09:21] 咱爷俩想到一块儿了啊 [00:09:25] 我正为此事而来 [00:09:27] 皇上开天en te 准把你借出去借出去啊 [00:09:34] 再说清楚这事儿可没完 [00:09:37] 使活完了你 [00:09:38] 你还得回来 [00:09:39] 该喂猪喂猪 [00:09:41] 该打铁打铁懂吗 [00:09:43] 懂 [00:09:44] 那么你有怨言莫 [00:09:47] 我宁愿死在钱的 [00:09:50] 也看看我爹爹究竟怎样 [00:09:53] 嗯 [00:09:54] 还行 [00:09:55] 还有点儿郎心呢 [00:09:56] 你嗯嗯 [00:09:58] 可以吧 [00:10:00] 行行把眼泪擦擦再洗把脸换套衣裳 [00:10:04] 呃 [00:10:04] 跟我到前面 [00:10:07] 程咬金跟王胖子履行了手续 [00:10:10] 你再唠军营往外踢人呢 [00:10:12] 等于监狱往外放 [00:10:14] 一个人一样 [00:10:15] 不履行手续怎么能行呢 [00:10:17] 然后老程带着薛丁山赶奔金顶黄罗帐满营地 [00:10:23] 众将一看 [00:10:25] 这儿的元帅来了 [00:10:26] 心里头都比较高兴 [00:10:28] 现在没人了 [00:10:31] 眼睛都盯在薛丁山的身上 [00:10:34] 薛丁山臊得抬不起脑袋来 [00:10:37] 也莫不开跟任何人打招呼 [00:10:40] 一直跪在预案前面 [00:10:44] 罪臣薛丁山叩拜我主吾皇万岁万万岁 [00:10:52] 李世民往下看了看 [00:10:56] 又疼薛丁山 [00:10:57] 又恨薛丁山 [00:11:01] 媳妇儿 [00:11:02] 这孩子长得溜光水滑的 [00:11:04] 怎么这么糊涂的真气人呢 [00:11:07] 哎 [00:11:08] 能把人气个死去活来呀 [00:11:12] 哎呀 [00:11:12] 她也吃了不少的苦啊 [00:11:15] 二猪想到这点了点头 [00:11:18] 冰山平身站起来 [00:11:21] 谢主隆恩 [00:11:25] 丁山哪 [00:11:27] 前敌发生D 事你都知道了吧 [00:11:31] 老千岁都跟我讲了 [00:11:34] 是啊 [00:11:35] 咱们国大空虚缺少良将 [00:11:39] 尤其在钱的你爹的领地 [00:11:43] 人全被困在白虎大震 [00:11:46] 实在没办法 [00:11:48] 这才当时想出主意把你赦免 [00:11:53] 要你以戴罪之身 [00:11:55] 阵前立功 [00:11:56] 你明白不明白 [00:11:59] 好吧 [00:12:00] 如果你能破了白虎阵 [00:12:03] 或者说破不了大阵 [00:12:06] 把你爹和那些人就出来 [00:12:09] 你也算奖工 [00:12:11] 补过可以恢复你的职位 [00:12:16] 赦免你过去的罪恶 [00:12:19] 你看怎样谢主隆恩 [00:12:21] 按相反的这些事情你做不到 [00:12:28] 要杀你二 [00:12:30] 最恭喜你明白 [00:12:33] 好吧 [00:12:35] 下去饱餐战饭 [00:12:37] 我给你精兵1万 [00:12:40] 你看什么时候出发都可以试试 [00:12:45] 确定拆下来了 [00:12:48] 饱餐战饭 [00:12:49] 弃甲蓝裙 [00:12:50] 周身上下全是戎装 [00:12:53] 程咬金紧跟着他 [00:12:56] 薛丁山呢 [00:12:57] 现在恨不能一夏 [00:12:59] 见着他爹那伙儿住着呢 [00:13:03] 爷爷 [00:13:03] 咱什么时候起身 [00:13:05] 我可不去 [00:13:07] 咱可说清楚了 [00:13:09] 我可不是舍命陪君子 [00:13:11] 我送的你到山口就可以了 [00:13:14] 那也行 [00:13:15] 你是二路帅 [00:13:16] 你问我干嘛呀 [00:13:18] 皇上把权力交给你了 [00:13:21] 你现在还是二度帅 [00:13:24] 你随便指挥人马 [00:13:25] 什么时候进镇都可以听你的 [00:13:30] 徐峰山一琢磨 [00:13:32] 白天不行 [00:13:33] 再着急也不行 [00:13:36] 那进了大镇 [00:13:37] 明晃晃在那摆着 [00:13:39] 我们在明处西凉兵在暗处怎么收拾怎么是黑天有夜幕的掩护 [00:13:46] 便于行动 [00:13:49] 她告诉手下的军兵每人都带着水葫芦干粮袋 [00:13:54] 另外准备盾牌引火之物 [00:13:57] 实在不行放火烧了白虎山 [00:14:03] 就这么应用 [00:14:04] 植物都准备好了 [00:14:07] 而且呢 [00:14:08] 都不骑着马 [00:14:09] 全是步兵 [00:14:11] 只有他起码便于指挥 [00:14:15] 按现在中表述 [00:14:17] 熬到晚上九点刚过 [00:14:21] 薛丁山一声令下 [00:14:23] 这1 万生力军开始出发 [00:14:27] 来到东镇门 [00:14:30] 老城送到这门口 [00:14:32] 这有啥 [00:14:36] 内两家大山 [00:14:37] 那当间儿是到这就是东镇门 [00:14:42] 你爹就是领着人从这儿进去的 [00:14:45] 哎 [00:14:46] 你可千万留神 [00:14:48] 老人家放心我就上天入地 [00:14:51] 也要见着我爹 [00:14:53] 我心里有底 [00:14:54] 我觉得我爹不会出事儿 [00:14:57] 那好 [00:14:57] 借你吉言 [00:14:58] 我听你的佳音 [00:15:09] 薛丁山领着人马进了东直门 [00:15:12] 一开始他琢磨着到我这儿经过一场鏖战 [00:15:17] 闯重围 [00:15:18] 见着他爹 [00:15:20] 现在一看发傻了 [00:15:22] 没想到这坐阵这么大 [00:15:25] 无边无沿空旷无人 [00:15:29] 除了山就是领啊 [00:15:31] 哪找他爹去他爹在什么地方 [00:15:36] 正好像大海摸针一样 [00:15:38] 难极了 [00:15:41] 薛丁山到了此时 [00:15:42] 控制不住自己的情绪了 [00:15:45] 冰山在里边就喊上了 [00:15:49] 爹爹耳钉山到了 [00:15:55] 爹爹你儿子薛丁山来啦 [00:15:59] 你老在什么地方啊 [00:16:01] 爹啊 [00:16:04] 当兵的跟着一喊 [00:16:06] 大元帅二路元帅来救您来啦 [00:16:11] 您的在什么地方 [00:16:14] 请回个话啊 [00:16:17] 请回话呀 [00:16:18] 薛大帅 [00:16:19] 在哪呢 [00:16:22] 这么多人一喊 [00:16:24] 这山谷都硬 [00:16:25] 回音都不如你 [00:16:27] 都穿出多远去 [00:16:30] 薛丁山一边领着往里走 [00:16:33] 一边呼唤 [00:16:35] 把嗓子都喊哑了 [00:16:37] 无人答言薛丁山火上加火儿 [00:16:42] 正往前走着 [00:16:44] 突然斜刺里马褂罗琳所想 [00:16:48] 有人喊了一声 [00:16:49] 雪顶山底再涨 [00:16:53] 啊 [00:16:55] 冰山大吃一惊 [00:16:59] 突如其来呀 [00:17:01] 一元西凉大将向他猛扑 [00:17:06] 这样的薛丁山年轻啊 [00:17:08] 眼观六路 [00:17:09] 耳听八方 [00:17:10] 风也真有能耐 [00:17:13] 赶紧使了个怀中抱月是往外移封他的大刀害怕了害怕 [00:17:24] 大刀正砍在即 [00:17:26] 赶上发出一阵火星来 [00:17:29] 二马一转圈 [00:17:32] 薛丁山这才看清楚 [00:17:34] 闹了半天 [00:17:36] 果然是一元西凉大将 [00:17:40] 这家伙跳下马来 [00:17:43] 摘盔卸甲平顶 [00:17:45] 身高一丈挂零啊 [00:17:48] 头死卖斗一大师微针 [00:17:51] 好像烟熏的太岁火燎的金刚金盔金甲大红袍 [00:17:59] 青马锯齿狼牙大砍刀啊 [00:18:04] 哇哇暴叫 [00:18:06] 耳上戴了个金欢子 [00:18:08] 蹬蹬直蹦 [00:18:10] 薛丁山不认识我 [00:18:12] 双手托起高升短课 [00:18:16] 来将通名 [00:18:18] 哈哈哈哈 [00:18:22] 我乃白虎关的副元帅火炼金刚冯国龙师爷ni Zhao dao 吧 [00:18:33] 你不抓 [00:18:41] 这冯国荣是干嘛的 [00:18:44] 白狐关的 [00:18:45] 复原水 [00:18:46] 新派来的 [00:18:48] 他们一共哥四个 [00:18:50] 冯国龙、冯国虎、冯国刚、冯国强 [00:18:56] 在西凉国 [00:18:58] 号称冯氏四猛 [00:19:03] 因为白虎关的地理非常重要 [00:19:07] 所以呢 [00:19:08] 六国的国君经过共同商议 [00:19:11] 望着派援兵 [00:19:13] 他们领兵3万来到白虎湾 [00:19:17] 正赶上杨帆在这摆白虎大振 [00:19:20] 所以把他们派到第三道战线在这做了伏兵 [00:19:26] 一方面防止学生会逃跑 [00:19:30] 一方面阻截唐兵进大镇 [00:19:34] 故此相约 [00:19:37] 他跟薛丁山可没伸过手 [00:19:40] 双方的一伸手儿召集并举 [00:19:43] 二把盘还杀在一处 [00:19:46] 他哪知道薛丁山这个厉害劲儿可超过薛仁贵呀 [00:19:52] 其实啊 [00:19:53] 这玩意不奇怪 [00:19:55] 年老不讲筋骨为能人吗 [00:19:59] 只要你不死 [00:20:01] 都有上年纪的时候 [00:20:03] 上岁数的人跟年轻的人怎么比 [00:20:08] 像出厂的机器差不多 [00:20:11] 人家新出厂的机器啊 [00:20:13] 齿轮也好 [00:20:14] 滚珠也好 [00:20:16] 那都是新的那多金灶 [00:20:20] 上了年纪的人就好比一架机器 [00:20:24] 磨损了几十年呢 [00:20:27] 怎么说呢 [00:20:28] 零件儿也快完了 [00:20:31] 故此 [00:20:32] 这薛丁山超过他的 [00:20:35] 的确 [00:20:36] 他这个能耐也厉害 [00:20:39] 加上找他爹D 心切 [00:20:42] 所以今天这个劲儿是格外的足 [00:20:45] 打起仗的格外的勇猛 [00:20:49] 也就是20几个回合 [00:20:51] 薛丁山先使了个盖屏三级 [00:20:57] 衣领 [00:20:57] 冯国荣D 眼神啪啪啪 [00:21:02] 扎脑门的挂两眼 [00:21:05] 冯国荣一看薛丁山出手不惦 [00:21:09] 心有点儿发慌 [00:21:11] 赶紧端和善把门刀 [00:21:14] 网上招家嗨嗨嗨 [00:21:18] 其实这是徐州假的 [00:21:21] 当然了 [00:21:22] 你要不嫁不躲 [00:21:23] 那就变真得 [00:21:25] 薛丁山的用意不在此 [00:21:28] 一看他忙活脑袋 [00:21:30] 冷不丁把后把一台前把往下一压抓啦 [00:21:36] 一个怪蟒翻身是 [00:21:40] 这条大几直接奔下不来了才有 [00:21:45] 冯国龙在想 [00:21:47] 躲是是比登天呢 [00:21:50] 就在这小肚子上 [00:21:52] 这一集就给扎进去了 [00:21:55] 啊