[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:02] 好可怜呐 [00:00:04] 可怜什么呀 [00:00:06] 那么大的一位太乙真人 [00:00:10] 金光洞的洞主 [00:00:12] 让人家云霄娘娘没费吹灰之力呀 [00:00:18] 连一个回合都没走上 [00:00:21] 就把这位老真人给甩到内黄和镇里去了 [00:00:26] 哎呀 [00:00:28] 这一下子精致了 [00:00:29] 整个的如鹏啊 [00:00:32] 这如鹏上 [00:00:34] 课有点乱 [00:00:36] 特别是哪吒 [00:00:39] 他亲眼看着 [00:00:42] 也不是什么东西这么一晃 [00:00:45] 金光一闪哪 [00:00:47] 绕眼度神 [00:00:49] 你想看也看不清楚 [00:00:53] 确切点说 [00:00:54] 也看不明白 [00:00:56] 一道光师傅就不见了 [00:01:00] 鹅的眼睛都红了 [00:01:02] 他等着风火轮呢 [00:01:04] 冥火尖枪 [00:01:06] 要给师父报仇 [00:01:08] 要跟云霄娘娘拼命 [00:01:13] 旁边儿赤金子一把把 [00:01:15] 他拉住了 [00:01:16] 孩子 [00:01:18] 你可不能这么做呀 [00:01:21] 你没看吗另尊师 [00:01:25] 都让人家给甩到镇里去了 [00:01:27] 你干嘛去啊 [00:01:30] 哪吒这么一听 [00:01:32] 哎呀 [00:01:34] 眼泪夺眶而出啊 [00:01:36] 哦 [00:01:37] 莲花化身也会哭啊 [00:01:40] 因为te 1 难过了 [00:01:42] 哎 [00:01:43] 他也掉泪了 [00:01:45] 师徒如父子瞪眼看着老师 [00:01:50] 叫人家给啊弄没了 [00:01:54] 难道我这个做弟子的 [00:01:57] 就就在岸上观骂 [00:02:01] 我就站在这看着呀 [00:02:04] 赤金子一听 [00:02:05] 那怎么能够呢 [00:02:07] 带我去看看吧 [00:02:10] 是啊 [00:02:11] 你劝人家孩子 [00:02:13] 阿布让哪吒去冒险 [00:02:16] 那么自己也得过去争竞几句呀 [00:02:20] 不管怎么说 [00:02:21] 那太乙真人自己的诗歌呀 [00:02:25] 这是云霄娘娘 [00:02:27] 哎 [00:02:29] 这个仗打得非常干净利索 [00:02:32] 人家收了太乙真人的宝贝 [00:02:35] 把人给他甩到那个站里去之后 [00:02:39] 带青鸾 [00:02:41] 就要回去啦 [00:02:43] 赤金子把他给叫住了 [00:02:45] 哎 [00:02:45] 慢走 [00:02:48] 云霄娘娘请留步 [00:02:51] 哎呀 [00:02:53] 娘娘 [00:02:54] 你这个事儿做的不对呀啊 [00:02:58] 怎么好端端的就把我的道友师兄太乙真人 [00:03:04] 给甩没了的 [00:03:06] 你赶快从这里把他给我放出来 [00:03:10] 咱们是 [00:03:12] 两大甘休 [00:03:14] 什么事儿也没有了 [00:03:15] 不然的化 [00:03:17] 今天你云霄就走不了了 [00:03:21] 云霄一听 [00:03:22] 这是谁呀 [00:03:24] 啪一下带青鸾回来 [00:03:26] 这么一看 [00:03:27] 原来是赤金子哦 [00:03:32] 这么说 [00:03:33] 我把这个太乙真人给收起来 [00:03:37] 你有点不大服气啊 [00:03:39] 同时也看出来你们师兄弟的情谊 [00:03:44] 那好办 [00:03:45] 你不妨啊 [00:03:46] 跟太乙真人 [00:03:48] 去做个吧 [00:03:50] 你看怎么样he [00:03:54] 赤金子一听这话也太狂了 [00:03:58] Yun Xiao [00:04:00] 你有什么了不得的 [00:04:02] 不就是衬一件震动宝混元金斗吗 [00:04:08] 我倒想要挥一挥你这只薄斗那好哇 [00:04:14] 云霄娘一抬手 [00:04:15] 啪啪一下 [00:04:19] 这可出乎赤金子意料之外 [00:04:22] 他琢磨着怎么也得占个三招五式的打成这么几个回合 [00:04:30] 自己阿 [00:04:30] 也想用用宝贝 [00:04:34] 哎 [00:04:35] 吓一吓 [00:04:36] 震一震呐 [00:04:37] 这位云霄娘娘 [00:04:38] 可没想到这位娘娘手可太快了 [00:04:42] 那就像打一道立闪是的呀 [00:04:45] 哎哟不 [00:04:47] 赤金子 [00:04:48] 那意思说不好 [00:04:50] 这话都没喊出来呀 [00:04:53] 噗的一下 [00:04:56] 嗨 [00:04:56] 也不知道从哪儿来这么一股子无穷的吸引力 [00:05:01] 你想逃也逃不了 [00:05:03] 是躲也躲不开 [00:05:05] 一吓就让人家 [00:05:07] 把它给吸的这个筋斗里边儿去了啪啪啪 [00:05:10] 这么一下子 [00:05:12] A 照方吃药 [00:05:14] 跟太乙真人一样 [00:05:15] 也给甩到黄河山里去了 [00:05:19] 哎哟 [00:05:21] 如蓬上的中先这么一看呢 [00:05:25] 可全都愣了 [00:05:28] 有没有想过来 [00:05:30] 再回回云霄娘娘有啊 [00:05:33] 但是都犯了和气了 [00:05:35] 那怎么能够躲得开 [00:05:38] 这混元金斗啊 [00:05:40] 这可怎么办呢 [00:05:43] 人家云霄娘娘不慌不忙的回了城 [00:05:47] 唐大营 [00:05:49] 第二天吃过早餐 [00:05:50] 饭又来挑战 [00:05:53] 这么说吧 [00:05:56] 就从这天 [00:05:58] 挑战开始 [00:06:00] 哎 [00:06:01] 拿住了 [00:06:02] 太乙真人 [00:06:04] He 赤金子 [00:06:06] 第二天来讨战 [00:06:08] 又拿了两位 [00:06:11] 云霄娘娘这仗打得是不慌不忙 [00:06:16] A 不急不躁 [00:06:18] 一天呐 [00:06:19] 就扣他们两个 [00:06:22] 几天的功夫 [00:06:24] 在芦棚上 [00:06:26] 只剩下燃灯道人和丞相姜子牙了 [00:06:33] 姜子牙骑掉掉泪了 [00:06:37] 她目不转睛地就看着燃灯道人 [00:06:40] 没意思 [00:06:42] 今儿该咱们二位了 [00:06:45] 燃灯 [00:06:47] 冲着子牙丞相摆了摆手 [00:06:51] He he [00:06:52] 子牙 [00:06:53] 你可不能出战了 [00:06:56] 怎么这稀奇成呃 [00:06:59] 你呢是主帅 [00:07:02] 我们 [00:07:04] 都让云霄娘娘给扣到镇里去 [00:07:08] A 都可以 [00:07:10] 但是唯独你 [00:07:12] 那可不能出点什么差错 [00:07:15] 怎么把西岐丞相给甩到镇里去那吸气城里不得乱喽啊 [00:07:22] 头一个呢 [00:07:24] 金发舞王 [00:07:26] 就这几个好歹的呀 [00:07:28] 文武百官呢 [00:07:31] 还有那些军校中将啊 [00:07:34] 西岐城的黎民百姓 [00:07:36] 你心里主心骨没了 [00:07:38] 那这可就麻烦了 [00:07:40] 子牙一听 [00:07:42] 哎呀 [00:07:43] 高兄啊 [00:07:45] 您说的好啊 [00:07:46] 这是为我好啊 [00:07:49] 爱护我呃 [00:07:51] 怕我呀 [00:07:52] 在站前吃了亏 [00:07:54] 吃了苦头让人给捉了去 [00:07:57] 可话说回来了 [00:07:59] 还不如让人家把我捉了去 [00:08:02] 怎么 [00:08:02] 您说这我多难受啊这 [00:08:04] 您要是 [00:08:06] 子牙这话呀 [00:08:08] 只说了一句 [00:08:10] 把下边的话咽回去怎么回事儿 [00:08:13] 这意思就是您要是让人给捉了去 [00:08:16] 那可就剩我老哥一人儿了 [00:08:18] 那这就不好办了 [00:08:20] 燃灯道人 [00:08:22] 那也犯合计啊 [00:08:25] 燃灯虽然是道业深远 [00:08:31] 那修炼的可以说够了 [00:08:34] 分儿啊 [00:08:35] 称得起是一流的大罗金仙了 [00:08:39] 但是今天他也不敢轻易到阵前混云霄 [00:08:43] 那么这样一会的话 [00:08:46] 自己肯定 [00:08:48] 也得让人家走啊 [00:08:51] 给斗了去 [00:08:53] 那你说人家叫债啊 [00:08:57] 我不下楼 [00:08:58] 棚那还有谁呢 [00:09:01] 子牙一听 [00:09:02] 您刚才怎么劝我来着 [00:09:05] 那么小D [00:09:06] 我听您的话 [00:09:07] 但是你也得听我几句 [00:09:09] 奉劝您也不能去 [00:09:12] 客人进来如蓬前叫战呢啊 [00:09:15] 不要紧呢 [00:09:17] 两军作战有规矩 [00:09:19] 我可以高悬免战的 [00:09:22] 嗨呀 [00:09:24] 燃灯这么一听 [00:09:26] 那可有点儿太难看了 [00:09:28] 太寒碜了 [00:09:29] 什么卢朋上 [00:09:32] 呃 [00:09:33] 这么大的一位燃灯道人在这儿坐着 [00:09:37] J Lu peng [00:09:37] 前面总挂个免战台 [00:09:41] 这能说得过去吗 [00:09:42] 嗨 [00:09:44] 子牙一听道兄此言诧异 [00:09:47] 怎么不管怎么说也比啊 [00:09:50] 让人靠着去强 [00:09:52] 呃挂就挂吧 [00:09:54] 刚要往外挂这个免债 [00:09:58] 突然间呢 [00:10:00] 停到空中 [00:10:02] 有一声鹤鸣 [00:10:05] 克明啊 [00:10:07] 这是西安号再叫啊 [00:10:10] 哎哟 [00:10:12] 子牙不由得 [00:10:13] 心头一震 [00:10:15] 听着这声音 [00:10:16] 怎么这么熟悉这么亲切 [00:10:20] 哎 [00:10:21] 可有一段时间没听见这么好听的鹤鸣之声了 [00:10:29] 这个名声好像是我的侄儿 [00:10:32] 柏荷童子啊 [00:10:35] 子牙 [00:10:35] 不由得站起来了 [00:10:38] 举目这么一看 [00:10:39] 果然 [00:10:42] 从云端深处飞来了一只仙鹤 [00:10:47] 先喝上 [00:10:48] 坐着一位老人 [00:10:51] 手里投拄着拐杖 [00:10:54] 身上还背着一湖路 [00:10:57] 哎呀 [00:10:59] 子牙这么一看 [00:11:01] 真是喜出望外 [00:11:04] 嗨 [00:11:05] 高兴坏了 [00:11:07] 来的不是旁人 [00:11:08] 大师兄、南极仙翁 [00:11:14] 燃灯道人也慌忙起身迎接啊 [00:11:19] 劳绍兴到了 [00:11:20] 卢鹏上下了仙鹤 [00:11:23] 仙鹤刷一转化作一个桶er [00:11:29] 子牙一看 [00:11:30] 哎呀 [00:11:31] 果然是合同啊 [00:11:34] 合同过来见过师叔见过燃灯道人 [00:11:38] 子牙问他 [00:11:39] 哎 [00:11:39] 那个什么露铜呢 [00:11:41] 这不就在这儿吗 [00:11:43] 感情再老寿星 [00:11:45] 身后边儿 [00:11:47] 嗨 [00:11:47] 紧随其后 [00:11:48] 难伺候着呢 [00:11:51] 子牙见师兄 [00:11:52] 师大李老寿星伸手相颤呐 [00:11:56] 哎 [00:11:59] 为什么南极老寿星叹口气啊 [00:12:03] 这意思啊 [00:12:04] 子牙明白 [00:12:05] 明白什么呀 [00:12:06] 贤弟呀 [00:12:07] 贤弟 [00:12:08] 你惹的祸 [00:12:09] 是不消啊 [00:12:11] 你看见没有啊 [00:12:14] 玉虚宫12 大门人 [00:12:17] 为了你呀 [00:12:19] 全让人家给扣的九区黄河阵里 [00:12:23] 哦 [00:12:24] 老先锋知道啊 [00:12:26] 知道不仅知道 [00:12:28] 而且是为这事儿来的 [00:12:31] 哎呀 [00:12:32] 燃灯道人一看 [00:12:34] 大师兄来得好啊 [00:12:37] 我正在喝子牙 [00:12:38] 愁眉不展呢啊 [00:12:41] 简直说是1 G 南师啊 [00:12:45] 什么计策也没有了 [00:12:48] 想不出一个应敌之策 [00:12:50] 眼看那三小娘娘要杀上 [00:12:54] 如鹏 [00:12:55] 活捉我们两个人 [00:12:57] 而且还要杀进稀奇 [00:12:59] 人家马上就把吸气呈给平了诗歌 [00:13:04] 您来的 [00:13:05] 真是时候儿啊 [00:13:07] 哎 [00:13:08] 老寿星微微一笑 [00:13:12] 燃灯导游啊 [00:13:14] 不用客气啦 [00:13:16] 实不相瞒 [00:13:18] 我这是奉教主之命前来解析其之危好吗 [00:13:26] J 声势可太大了 [00:13:29] 惊动也太大了 [00:13:31] 感情南极老绍兴放的是玉虚宫教主元始天尊之命 [00:13:38] 前来解围 [00:13:40] 助阵 [00:13:42] 对了 [00:13:43] 没有玉虚宫教主之命 [00:13:46] 那老绍兴能随随便便离开昆仑山呢 [00:13:52] 那怎么可能呢 [00:13:55] 子牙这么一听 [00:13:56] 大师兄啊 [00:13:58] 小弟不知道怎么感激 [00:14:00] 好啦 [00:14:02] 多谢您来相助啊 [00:14:04] 呃 [00:14:05] 您看这这怎么办呢 [00:14:07] 老师 [00:14:08] 我寻思你看怎么办呢 [00:14:09] 咱们以逸待劳吧 [00:14:12] 我也不能到镇前去叫阵 [00:14:15] 哎 [00:14:16] 云霄娘娘虽然是三肖之手 [00:14:20] 三鲜倒塌第一流的明星 [00:14:24] 但是 [00:14:26] 那在我的面前 [00:14:28] 是个小妹啊 [00:14:30] 我这个做大哥的 [00:14:32] 怎么好去挑战呢 [00:14:35] 等他来了再说吧 [00:14:38] 第二天na [00:14:40] 云霄娘娘 [00:14:42] 来挑战 [00:14:44] 感情云霄娘 [00:14:45] 你已经知道啦 [00:14:48] 这个事儿啊 [00:14:50] 让碧霄娘娘发现了 [00:14:53] 这么一看 [00:14:54] 哎哟 [00:14:56] 这个卢鹏上 [00:14:58] 这个气氛不对啊 [00:15:01] 好像与往日大不相同 [00:15:04] 别看12 大门 [00:15:06] 人啊 [00:15:07] 聚集在这个楼棚上 [00:15:09] 也没看见呢 [00:15:11] J Lu [00:15:11] 棚上边儿 [00:15:13] 那朵朵的祥云 [00:15:15] 同时呢 [00:15:17] J he [00:15:18] 如儿童 [00:15:20] 为j Lu peng 这么一转 [00:15:23] 那就等于给三霄娘娘报信一样 [00:15:29] 必修一看 [00:15:30] 赶快来回禀大姐 [00:15:32] 她告诉大姐 [00:15:33] 您可得格外小心 [00:15:34] 我看好像是 [00:15:36] 南极大师兄来了 [00:15:39] 这个事情可不太好办 [00:15:41] 要麻烦 [00:15:42] 怎么这不欺负人嘛 [00:15:44] 这不是哦 [00:15:47] 同样称他一声师兄 [00:15:49] 他不来住 [00:15:50] 我们相反 [00:15:52] 来住江山嗨 [00:15:55] 云霄一听三枚 [00:15:57] 此言诧异啊 [00:15:59] 一个是人家是亲师兄弟一时之徒 [00:16:04] 再一个呢 [00:16:06] 南极老寿星 [00:16:08] 那可不是随随便便哪 [00:16:11] A 可以到处乱走 [00:16:15] 到处乱撞的人 [00:16:17] 他肯定是奉命前来 [00:16:21] 一定有咱们师伯的发指 [00:16:25] 不然他不能到这儿 [00:16:28] 正好儿 [00:16:29] 他不是来了嘛 [00:16:30] 我就跟他素素这个委屈 [00:16:33] 我看他这个当大师兄的怎么处置这个事儿 [00:16:38] 我看他这碗水端得平不平 [00:16:41] 小妹 [00:16:41] 不必担心 [00:16:43] 如果要是南极老寿星做个和事佬 [00:16:49] 哎 [00:16:50] 无论怎么说吧 [00:16:52] 那么他应该把这碗水端平 [00:16:55] Lu 只要是能为我家兄长报了仇 [00:16:59] 阿雪了 [00:17:00] 恨把绿芽给我交出来 [00:17:03] 那么我们就可以啊 [00:17:04] 回山 [00:17:06] 这事就作为罢论 [00:17:09] 那么他这碗水端不平 [00:17:11] 有什么偏向 [00:17:14] 或者说呢 [00:17:15] 以势压人 [00:17:17] 平台这个身份 [00:17:19] 他当大师哥的啊 [00:17:22] 到一比咱们高 [00:17:24] 那么在这儿要跟咱们较量较量 [00:17:27] 那我可就不客气了 [00:17:29] 休怪我云霄不认人 [00:17:33] 九曲黄河阵里 [00:17:35] 可不利呢 [00:17:37] 什么叫不利呢 [00:17:38] 那不利你是什么南极老寿星啊 [00:17:41] 燃灯老道 [00:17:42] 爱谁谁啊 [00:17:44] 只要是趴混元君斗这么一扣吧 [00:17:47] 往里一甩就甭想再出来了 [00:17:51] 我对他呀 [00:17:53] 也得使用这一招 [00:17:56] 三位娘娘一看 [00:17:57] 事已至此了 [00:17:59] 这玩意也不能南极老寿星一来把姐仨给吓跑了哇 [00:18:05] 这还有这么多的天君呢 [00:18:07] 还有闻太师呢 [00:18:09] 那面子怎么能挂得住啊 [00:18:12] 所以云霄娘娘亲自到卢鹏前来讨债 [00:18:19] 当时啊 [00:18:20] 子牙 [00:18:22] 脸都有点变色了 [00:18:23] 怎么回事儿紧张的 [00:18:26] 一直瞅瞅燃灯 [00:18:27] 看一看南极老寿星 [00:18:30] 这一看老寿星 [00:18:32] 闭目养神呢 [00:18:34] 坐在这块儿把腿这么一盘啊 [00:18:37] 拐杖往跟前这么一放 [00:18:41] He Lu [00:18:41] 二同在 [00:18:42] 两边一站 [00:18:44] 哎 [00:18:44] 师傅闭目养神 [00:18:47] 俩徒弟跟着就打盹儿感情 [00:18:50] 这已经成为习惯了 [00:18:54] 哦呃 [00:18:55] 没在这会儿这个跟燃灯聊天儿啊 [00:19:00] 南极老寿星啊 [00:19:02] 哦 [00:19:03] 在芦棚上 [00:19:04] 跟燃灯道人 [00:19:06] 在这儿大讲特讲 [00:19:09] A [00:19:10] 畅谈一番 [00:19:11] 那怎么可能呢 [00:19:13] 西安人哪有那么多的话呀 [00:19:16] 所以啊 [00:19:17] A 说完几句话之后 [00:19:20] 那么把来意说明了 [00:19:23] 这就开始各自 [00:19:25] 都不言语了 [00:19:27] 现在叫真的来了 [00:19:29] 哎呀 [00:19:31] 子牙瞅一瞅 [00:19:32] 又不敢惊动 [00:19:34] 不好意思惊动 [00:19:36] 一看Lu peng [00:19:37] 下边这几个小弟兄啊 [00:19:39] 你说这杨戬他们急得一直搓手擦拳磨掌的什么意思 [00:19:46] 那意思是告诉子牙师叔您的把大师伯叫起来啊 [00:19:52] 怎么人家来讨债来了 [00:19:55] 你再不出来 [00:19:56] 会会人家云霄 [00:19:58] 待会人一骂 [00:19:59] 朕这这可就有点儿呃 [00:20:02] 难听啦 [00:20:04] 你怎么办呢这个 [00:20:07] 子牙集的 [00:20:09] 站在这个南极老寿星跟前 [00:20:13] 的的的 [00:20:15] 圣经 [00:20:16] 那时候特别小 [00:20:18] 嗯 [00:20:19] 师兄 [00:20:20] 师兄 [00:20:22] 南极老寿星点了点头哈 [00:20:25] 子牙我知道啦 [00:20:28] 云霄前来叫阵 [00:20:32] 说着 [00:20:34] 老寿星把拐杖拿起来 [00:20:37] 拄着拐 [00:20:38] 慢慢的往起站 [00:20:40] 老寿星的行动啊 [00:20:42] 比较困难 [00:20:43] 什么原因呢 [00:20:45] 他这个头啊 [00:20:46] 忒大啊 [00:20:49] 简直就是都成了负担了 [00:20:52] 哎 [00:20:53] 这可应了那句话了 [00:20:54] 头重脚轻 [00:20:57] 稍微要是一忙乱呐