[00:00:00] The Great Debate (伟大的辩论) - Randy Newman (兰迪·纽曼)
[00:00:00] Written by：Randy Newman
[00:00:01] Welcome welcome welcome to this great arena
[00:00:06] Durham North Carolina the heart of the Research Triangle
[00:00:13] We've come to this particular place tonight
[00:00:16] 'Cause we gotta look at things from every angle
[00:00:19] We need some answers to some complicated questions
[00:00:23] If we're going to get it right
[00:00:26] To that end we have here gathered
[00:00:28] Some of the most expensive scientists in the world
[00:00:31] Eminent scientists that is
[00:00:33] We got biologists biometricians got a quantum mechanic and astrophysicians
[00:00:38] Got a cosmologist and a cosmetician got an astronaut
[00:00:42] We got Astro Boy
[00:00:47] We got he-doctors she-doctors knee doctors tree doctors
[00:00:51] We a got a lumberjack and a life coach
[00:00:56] On the other side we have the true believers
[00:01:00] We got the Baptists the Methodists Presbyterians
[00:01:04] The Episcopalians are here pass the hat
[00:01:06] We got the Shakers the Quakers the anti innoculators
[00:01:10] The Big Boss Line from Madison Town
[00:01:13] The Six Blind Boys Five Tons of Joy
[00:01:16] Give 'em room get out of the way
[00:01:19] We got a Bible Belter from the Mississippi Delta
[00:01:24] Have them all arranged
[00:01:30] Scientists are you ready
[00:01:35] First question dark matter
[00:01:41] Oh dark matter
[00:01:44] Give me someone knows somethin' about space
[00:01:49] The Scientists send a representative
[00:01:50] Nice space music Georgie
[00:01:51] All right what is it
[00:01:54] Where is it
[00:01:56] Can we get some
[00:01:59] Stand up sir would you
[00:02:01] You are standing forgive me
[00:02:06] Dark matter go ahead
[00:02:10] Dark matter is out in space
[00:02:15] It's seventy-five percent of everything
[00:02:20] Just a moment sir
[00:02:22] Do yourself a favor use our music
[00:02:24] People like it and your music's making people sick
[00:02:28] All right
[00:02:29] It's a free country go ahead
[00:02:30] Dark matter what is it
[00:02:32] We don't know what it is but we think it's everywhere
[00:02:42] I'd like to take a look at it
[00:02:44] Can we get some down here
[00:02:47] Ha ha ha ha ha ha
[00:02:51] Of course not
[00:02:53] Let me get this straight
[00:02:55] You don't know what it is you don't know where it is
[00:02:58] And we can't get any
[00:03:00] Put that to the one side
[00:03:02] Let's put the Lord faith eternity and whatever on the other side
[00:03:08] Show of hands
[00:03:11] I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time
[00:03:15] I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time
[00:03:19] Yes I will yes I will yes I will yes I will
[00:03:23] I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time
[00:03:30] All right one nothing
[00:03:33] Next one's gonna be a hard one
[00:03:35] It's about the theory of evolution and it's about animals also
[00:03:40] So give me someone knows somethin' about evolution and animals
[00:03:44] Who you got
[00:03:46] Wow you're a beautiful woman aren't you
[00:03:51] Doesn't matter of course
[00:03:52] But if this science thing doesn't work out for you
[00:03:56] Oh don't boo me don't boo me
[00:03:58] I'm just kiddin' you you know that
[00:04:00] Here's my question explain me the giraffe
[00:04:05] Go ahead
[00:04:08] Elaborate
[00:04:09] With pleasure miss
[00:04:12] The giraffe to survive must eat leaves high up on the Yabba Yabba tree
[00:04:18] That's true isn't it
[00:04:19] Of course it is
[00:04:21] Everyone knows that
[00:04:23] But Mr. Darwin's giraffe the halfway-giraffe
[00:04:27] With a halfway-giraffe neck
[00:04:30] Could never have reached the highest branches of the Yabba Yabba
[00:04:33] Therefore he could not have survived
[00:04:37] It's only common sense
[00:04:39] Unfortunately for you Mr. Charles Darwin
[00:04:42] Didn't have any common sense
[00:04:44] Evolution is a theory and we have just now tonight disproved it
[00:04:51] Show of hands
[00:04:59] I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time
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