[00:00:00] Dear God (亲爱的上帝) - Black Landlord [00:00:32] Little Jenny was a late bloomer [00:00:34] Miss consumer [00:00:35] She heard a little rumor [00:00:36] That her mom had two tumors [00:00:37] You'd be right to assume-uh [00:00:38] That she had a sense of humor [00:00:40] I heard her telling Ritchie Bruner [00:00:41] "My mom got two less BAZOOMBAS" [00:00:42] Then she hooked up with a crooner [00:00:43] A little bit sooner than she wanted to [00:00:45] Took her to the moon all she wanted Who [00:00:47] What where why these question's cried out [00:00:49] There was no reply [00:00:50] When she opened her mouth [00:00:52] No Doubt she needed [00:00:53] To be heard her words [00:00:54] What she had learned all she observed [00:00:56] When it my turn What will I learn [00:00:59] Who will I burn Why must I yearn [00:01:02] Dear God help me find a hook [00:01:03] I should a found something [00:01:04] With all that time it took [00:01:06] He winked at me and said [00:01:07] "You ain't even looked " [00:01:08] Turned around and finished reading his book [00:01:11] Please God help me find a hook [00:01:13] I been a good boy Lord I ain't no crook [00:01:16] He asked "Where's [00:01:17] The last place I looked " [00:01:18] But when I turned around [00:01:19] He'd finished reading that book [00:01:39] I think God places onus [00:01:40] The blame on our shoulders [00:01:41] If it's man who starts the war [00:01:42] Then it's man who kills the soldiers [00:01:43] Famine is so bogus examine the plan in focus [00:01:46] One hand is planning the fake [00:01:47] The other straight stroke us [00:01:48] Human life is like an Opus [00:01:49] My hope is we get the closest [00:01:51] Whatever the f**king joke is [00:01:51] Hope the punch line don't choke us [00:01:53] Disease and famine erode us [00:01:54] Cause greed is killing children [00:01:55] Cause God don't be that villain [00:01:57] Holding back the penicillin [00:01:58] A creature of willing and habit [00:01:59] More willing to kill to have it [00:02:00] Be it by backstabbing [00:02:01] Are you fathoming what's happening [00:02:02] Is the world I rapping in [00:02:03] The thoughts that I be grappling [00:02:04] Made a brother grab a pen and [00:02:06] Let then know I'm MAdd again [00:02:07] Humanity is slacking like a hippie back packing [00:02:09] I'm unwrappin' a b**ch slappin' [00:02:10] Like Sammy Davis was tappin' [00:02:11] Your conscience is dirt napping [00:02:13] Cause ego just bust a cap in its a** [00:02:14] You can't grasp the moment you [00:02:16] Passed out you may have just cashed out [00:02:17] The second you assed out religion [00:02:19] Removes doubt that we all not alone [00:02:22] Dear God help me find a hook [00:02:24] I should a found something [00:02:24] With all that time it took [00:02:26] He winked at me and said [00:02:27] "You ain't even looked " [00:02:28] Turned around and finished reading his book [00:02:31] Please God help me find a hook [00:02:33] I been a good boy lord [00:02:34] I ain't no crook [00:02:36] He asked "Where's [00:02:37] The last place I looked " [00:02:37] But when I turned around [00:02:38] He'd finished reading that book [00:02:59] I ain't raw I ain't vicious [00:03:00] I am far from malicious [00:03:01] But some of yall b**ches be [00:03:02] Hitting the wrong switches [00:03:03] Like a saw or some scissors [00:03:04] Lyrics cut leaving stitches [00:03:06] Like finding some Misters britches [00:03:07] In the bedroom of your misses crib [00:03:09] Break your a** off that's [00:03:10] What I should a did [00:03:11] But I'm way to pretty to do a murder bid [00:03:13] Don't antagonize disaster [00:03:14] You might get what you after [00:03:15] You might just be an actor classic over-reacter [00:03:18] Your impact not even a little it's [00:03:19] A fact it's no riddle [00:03:20] That you scared to cross the middle [00:03:21] You more tender than vittles [00:03:22] When there's no room to wriggle [00:03:24] Then you weasel and you wiggle out [00:03:25] So what's the reason [00:03:26] That you opened up your freakin' mouth