[00:00:00] Eminem- The Kids
[00:00:00] And everyone should get along..
[00:00:04] Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:00:08] Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:00:12] His name is Mr. Shady
[00:00:14] Children quiet down please
[00:00:16] Brian don't throw that (Shut UP!)
[00:00:18] Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
[00:00:20] While Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (He's got AIDS!)
[00:00:23] Good luck Mr. Shady
[00:00:25] Hi there little boys and girls (F**k you!)
[00:00:26] Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:00:28] But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
[00:00:31] Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:00:34] And he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:00:37] But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:00:40] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:00:41] And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:00:44] When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:00:47] Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)
[00:00:50] And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:00:52] The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:00:55] Til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:00:57] When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[00:01:00] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[00:01:02] But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
[00:01:05] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[00:01:08] You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
[00:01:11] He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[00:01:13] And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[00:01:16] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[00:01:18] They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[00:01:21] And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,
[00:01:23] And what it might do to you
[00:01:27] So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
[00:01:28] See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[00:01:29] And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[00:01:32] And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
[00:01:34] She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[00:01:37] So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[00:01:40] So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[00:01:42] Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[00:01:45] Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[00:01:48] My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[00:01:50] F**K NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
[00:01:53] Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[00:01:56] Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[00:01:58] If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
[00:02:00] Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[00:02:03] And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
[00:02:06] So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
[00:02:08] Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
[00:02:10] After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[00:02:14] And decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
[00:02:16] And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[00:02:19] Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[00:02:22] And his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}
[00:02:24] His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
[00:02:27] He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}
[00:02:30] And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[00:02:32] "Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[00:02:35] Cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
[00:02:37] So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[00:02:40] Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
[00:02:43] And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
[00:02:46] And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[00:02:48] So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
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