[00:00:00] Happy New Year - Todd Snider [00:00:02] // [00:00:02] Everybody [00:00:12] 大家看过来 [00:00:12] There's an overweight man with an overweight woman [00:00:14] 一个肥胖的男人和一个肥胖的女人 [00:00:14] On a sofa watching TV [00:00:17] 坐在沙发上看着电视 [00:00:17] He's yelling his opinion at the television [00:00:19] 他在大肆评价电视节目 [00:00:19] She looks up from her food and agrees [00:00:22] 她从食物中抬起头来 对他的观点表示同意 [00:00:22] They got two bumper stickers on there pick up truck [00:00:24] 他们的保险杠上贴着两张贴纸 [00:00:24] They keep the pick up parked outside [00:00:27] 他们总是把车停在外面 [00:00:27] One sticker says What would Jesus do [00:00:29] 一张贴纸写着 耶稣会怎么做 [00:00:29] The other bumper sticker says Power of pride [00:00:32] 另一张写着 骄傲的力量 [00:00:32] I was thumbing through the stations on my own television [00:00:35] 我不停换台 将节目浏览了一遍 [00:00:35] When I come across a guy on this religious station [00:00:37] 我在教堂遇见一个人 [00:00:37] Singing Somebody's coming [00:00:38] 他在纵情歌唱 有人就要来到你身旁 [00:00:38] He's sounding whiter than me somehow [00:00:41] 他的声音听起来纯净响亮 超出我想象 [00:00:41] Wow it took me back in time through dwindling joy [00:00:45] 让我重新回到快乐的时光 [00:00:45] To when I was such a guilt ridden Catholic boy [00:00:47] 那时我还是个罪恶深重的天主教信徒 [00:00:47] I'm evangelical agnostic now [00:00:54] 如今 我是福音派信徒 [00:00:54] I don't know what we're doing here [00:00:56] 我不知道我们在做什么 [00:00:56] You don't know what we're doing here [00:01:03] 你也不知道我们在做什么 [00:01:03] Now Christians don't walk out on me just yet [00:01:05] 现在 基督徒不会弃我于不顾 [00:01:05] You know whose name I'll be yelling as I'm clutching my chest [00:01:08] 当我几欲窒息 你知道 我会呼唤谁的名字 [00:01:08] The one my dad told me to and his told him to [00:01:10] 我的爸爸将祖辈的训言传承给我 [00:01:10] And I probably pray as much or more than you do [00:01:13] 我会向上帝祈祷 比你更加虔诚 [00:01:13] Believing sh*t every word I sing [00:01:15] 我相信颂歌里的每字每句 [00:01:15] But believing and knowing those are two different things [00:01:18] 但是相信和了解是两件截然不同的事情 [00:01:18] And if your trying to change the way a strangers life will have to go [00:01:21] 如果你想改变一个陌生人的人生 那你必须踏上征途 [00:01:21] I believe this is where I wanna stick to what I know [00:01:23] 我相信 这就是我一直坚持的信仰 [00:01:23] Which is nothing you know nothing for sure [00:01:26] 前路漫漫 充满未知 [00:01:26] So just chill till the next episode [00:01:28] 所以 保持冷静 直到翻开新的篇章 [00:01:28] Now back to the lecture at hand [00:01:31] 现在 回到教堂 [00:01:31] Seems like my neighbor wants to kill what he can't understand [00:01:33] 我的邻居似乎想要让一切疑惑销声匿迹 [00:01:33] I say we can't just kill what we don't understand [00:01:36] 我说 我们无法消除我们心中的疑惑 [00:01:36] But I turn on my TV and see that oh yeah we can [00:01:39] 但我打开电视 终于明白 [00:01:39] We can and we have since then dawn of man [00:01:41] 自从人类诞生 我们就能力非凡 [00:01:41] For countless gods whose only real seeming plan [00:01:43] 对于无数神灵而言 他们唯一的目的 [00:01:43] Was to see to it that clinging to life was our fate [00:01:46] 就是看到我们掌控自己的命运 [00:01:46] And you gotta admit that life's pretty great [00:01:51] 你必须承认 人生如此美好 [00:01:51] But can we deny that it's killing us [00:01:56] 但我们是否可以否认 我们濒临窒息 [00:01:56] I'll be here all week [00:01:59] 整个星期我都会待在这里 404

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