[00:00:00] Dummy Up - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕) [00:00:00] Sunrise [00:00:04] Get up in the mornin' [00:00:06] You know I dig this mornin' [00:00:08] The sun is shinin' bright [00:00:10] I'm gonna get outside [00:00:13] Gonna wash my face [00:00:15] Grab my hat [00:00:17] Put it on my head [00:00:19] I take a walk downtown [00:00:21] Yeah Because I feel so-oh good [00:00:29] I think I'm gonna take a walk downtown [00:00:31] Hey Sunrise [00:00:38] Wo [00:00:40] Somethin' I never seen before [00:00:44] Been walkin' down the street every day [00:00:48] Nobody like you ever passed my way [00:00:53] Maybe it must be too much sun [00:00:57] Couldn't be my hat must be too much [00:00:59] Wait a minute Is that you [00:01:01] What's that What what's that [00:01:05] What what's that What [00:01:08] Dummy Up [00:01:09] What is that [00:01:11] I know what that is I know what that is [00:01:14] I bet you that's a restaurant menu [00:01:16] Let me see Let me see [00:01:19] Not only do you get the Desenex burger [00:01:24] What [00:01:25] Not only the Desenex burger [00:01:27] Well you are in for a real treat Jim [00:01:28] Wait a minute I think I like that dance better than [00:01:32] What are you talkin' about creep [00:01:33] What I'm talkin' about is you've been in this killer fog down here too long [00:01:36] What [00:01:37] You need somethin' to get up and go to school with [00:01:39] Wait a minute you're not talkin' to an old fool now [00:01:42] You know I wasn't born yesterday [00:01:43] Heh heh heh [00:01:44] Wait a minute [00:01:45] I like that little dance you were doin' there [00:01:49] (Jeff Simmons tries to corrupt Napoleon Murphy Brock by showing him a lewd dance and suggesting that he'd smoke a high-school diploma ) [00:01:57] Hey Wait a minute [00:02:06] Hey this this stuff [00:02:08] I never seen one of these before that's not a menu [00:02:10] This stuff is expensive [00:02:11] What is that [00:02:11] You shoot it you'll conserve all winter [00:02:13] I do what [00:02:15] It lasts longer [00:02:17] (Not only do you get the Desenex burger) [00:02:18] Now come on try it [00:02:22] No no [00:02:22] It's really good [00:02:23] No Smoke THAT [00:02:24] Have I ever lied to you [00:02:26] Have I ever seen you before [00:02:27] I don't I don't even know you [00:02:29] Look [00:02:30] I don't even know what that is [00:02:31] And you're drivin' me to smoke it [00:02:32] Just before we smoked the tapes that you made [00:02:36] Smoked the tapes [00:02:37] Smoked the tapes of your group [00:02:39] I think I'm with the damned [00:02:40] You can really get off [00:02:44] Let's try a joint of this [00:02:45] A what [00:02:46] A joint [00:02:48] You mean this kinda joint [00:02:49] No man [00:02:50] Where you been in livin' Reseda [00:02:53] No San Jose [00:02:56] (The evil d**e pusher is cutting up a white gym sock Formerly owned by Carl Zappa and still damp The shredded sock will be placed inside of a high-school diploma And ignited with a sulphur-preparation His first taste of big city life ) [00:03:23] That's okay wait [00:03:27] Hey The roach of this is really gonna be good so I'll [00:03:39] Have mercy [00:03:55] What do you do with that thing [00:03:58] WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THAT THING YEAH [00:04:03] Wait a minute [00:04:05] Wait a minute [00:04:06] What do you do with that thing [00:04:10] I wanna know [00:04:20] Wait a minute [00:04:21] (Now the next step of this operation: The evil corrupter of youth is going to take him from Step One Which is a mere high-school diploma stuffed with a gym sock To Step Two Which is a college-degree stuffed with absolutely nothing at all Smoke that and it'll really get you out there ) [00:04:39] I still don't feel as good as I felt this mornin' yeah yeah [00:04:45] (You'll grow out of it ) [00:04:46] DUMMY UP [00:04:48] I heard it again somebody said [00:04:50] You see this [00:04:54] Wait a minute [00:04:56] College